The old village chief raised his head and toasted again: "Speaking of our envoys in the outside world, it is really a beautiful errand, with billions of assets in his hands, usually he only needs to gather some food and medicinal materials for us, do you say that such an errand is beautiful enough?"

Han You was a little excited, and couldn't help but take a drink: "What you said is true?"

The old village chief glared and said, "Is this still fake? What's the point of lying to you? When the time comes, you can regret it." ”

Han You thought about it carefully, it seemed that it was really such a reason, so he couldn't help but take another drink.

The breeze is blowing in the bamboo forest, and the aroma of wine is diffused in this way.

When it was the turn of the old village chief to get slightly drunk, Han You was obviously completely drunk.

At this moment, he staggered to his feet and made a slap: "Old... Master, let's talk later, let me pee first. ”

The old village chief said angrily: "Get out of here, this fucking wind is blowing." ”

Han You didn't insist, and after staggering out a few steps, he opened the pipe, and he was out of control.

The old village chief hurriedly waved his sleeves, and a barrier immediately appeared in front of him, blocking the fine foam that came with the wind.

After a smooth flow, Han You finally finished his work, walked back with the bamboo, and stammered: "Old, old man, since I am already your messenger from the outside world, you don't plan to pass on some magic to me?"

The old village chief, who was about to doze off, propped up his eyelids: "Isn't it already for you?"

Han You asked, "What, when did you give it?"

The old village chief held the wine jar in his arms, ready to continue napping, and said vaguely: "It's in your head." ”

Han You licked his chapped lips, and said weakly: "Fuck your uncle, just talk nonsense." ”

The old village chief squinted his eyes and said, "You fool..."

Han You sat on the ground with his buttocks, and then fell into the thick bamboo leaves, and his mouth was smacked for a while, as if the wine was more fragrant in the jejunum, and he went to Zhou Gong in a daze.

The noon sun was warm and leaked into the bamboo forest through the bamboo leaves.

When Han You was woken up, the strength of the wine had not passed at all, and it could be said that he was drunk.

The old village chief still held the wine jar, casually threw a shriveled bag beside him, and said drunkly: "Stinky boy, get up for me, it's time to get out." ”

Lying flat on the ground, Han You turned over and said in a daze, "Let me sleep for a while." ”

The old village chief raised his leg and kicked him in the ass fiercely, scolding: "If you don't get out, don't fucking go." ”

Han You hurriedly opened his eyes, got up incomparably numbly, swayed and found a bamboo to support, and finally stabilized his body, and said while vomiting: "Lao Tzu, now, I am not afraid of the sky and the earth, I am afraid of this sentence." ”

The old village chief had that signature expression again, and squinted his eyes and said, "It's really cowardly, bring the package..."

After spitting up the only drink, his stomach was even emptier, Han You carried a package that was estimated to be emptier than his stomach, staggered behind the old village chief, and shouted: "Give me a cake, batter is fine." ”

The old village chief didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked to the entrance of the village by himself, he was very disdainful all the way, and he was drunk like this after drinking half a jar of wine, which was really embarrassing for the second generation of immortals.

There is a large river at the entrance of the village, and the water of the river gathers from the deep mountains to the west of the village, and the river goes around the south of the village.

At this moment, there were seven or eight people standing by the river, all sweating profusely and panting, and they didn't know what they had just done.

Han You knows all these individuals, and in the more than half a month since he came to the village, basically everyone has taken good care of him, and he has no face or skin, and he has almost gone to every household to eat.

Walking to the river, the first person to talk to Han You was Zhang Cuihua, it is said that her man had an accident in his early years, and everyone secretly called her Widow Zhang, after a long time, the villagers felt that it was more cordial to call her like this.

As an outsider, Han You, of course, can't be in the same stream, even if there is a saying that the locals follow the customs, but what kind of etiquette is that score?

After all, the word widow is not a good word, no matter how affectionate you call it, the person concerned will definitely not be kind to it.

"Little Hanzi, do you remember what you said?" Widow Zhang walked over with a swaying demeanor, leaned into Han You's ear and whispered, "Aunt Zhang is thinking about it!"

Everyone didn't understand what she was talking about, and they were wondering, when they heard Han You burping loudly: "Don't worry, Aunt Zhang, I once said that as long as I can go out, I will definitely get you a good set of masks, which are much easier to use than your belly pockets here." ”

The so-called hood in the previous sentence, except for the old village chief, several other people still didn't understand it very well, but the annotation of the next sentence finally made people understand.

Widow Zhang's face was already red with sweat, and her cheeks were even more red and almost dripping blood, and she couldn't help but stare at those beautiful eyes, and said angrily: "Dead child, angry old lady!"

Han You glanced at everyone calmly, and finally set his eyes on Li Guangzhuo, so frightened that the half-old man almost jumped into the river, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me, we don't know each other..."

The drunken Han You still shouted out sonorously: "Uncle Li, I will definitely buy you the best inflatable doll you want, and you will be satisfied in all aspects when the time comes." ”

Widow Zhang finally found a little balance, although she didn't know the role of the doll, but from Li Guang's expression that life was worse than death, it could be seen that it was definitely not a serious product.

At this time, the second stunned man wanted to sneak away, but he heard Han You say unhurriedly: "Second stunned brother, about Xiao Huang Shu, you just wait for the receipt." ”

The dumb uncle not far away had already laughed forward and backwards, and only the deaf uncle was pinching his ears vigorously.

Han You couldn't help muttering, "I don't know if hearing aids work?"

Then he looked at the half-squinted old village chief beside him: "Anyway, you have billions of dollars, and you don't care about that little money, right?"

He is a standard poor ghost, and he is often shy in his pocket, so how can he have extra tickets to buy these things.

The reason why he made such a promise was completely to fool everyone and see if he could help him find a way to escape.

The result is naturally useless, but fortunately now I can finally go back, borrowing flowers and offering Buddha, such a good thing, I have to do it once.

"Are you finished?" The old village chief leaned against a plane tree behind him, and the wine jar in his hand had already been lost: "When you're done, get out of here, there is the address of the outside asset operator in the bag, just go out and find them directly." ”

Han You straightened his collar and pretended to be solemn, wanting to get out of the tragic feeling of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone", but who knew that his feet slipped and he fell directly into a.

The people around who were deflated just now finally felt much more comfortable, and they could continue to stay without blushing and heartbeat, because the real show was still to come!

"Guys, just tell me how to go. Han You got up and took a sip of soil foam at the right time.

The second stunned man stretched out an arm, made a gesture to guide the way, and said with a strange face: "Brother Han, please..."

As if he had finally seized some opportunity, Li Guangzhu walked over to help Han You, who was half-drunk and half-awake, and said with bad intentions: "Come on, come on, Uncle Li will take you there and tell you how to go." ”

The two came to the edge of the river, and Li Guangzhu pointed down: "Look, it's there, jump down and you'll be out into the outside world." ”

Han You shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and said in a lost voice: "You want to drown me?"

In the middle of the river below, there was a huge black pool, which looked bottomless.

There is a fast-flowing black vortex in the middle of the pool, and just looking at it makes me feel extremely crazy and terrifying, let alone jumping into it.

Han You clearly remembered that he had been here before, and there was no such strange pool at that time, could it be that they had just dug it? No wonder everyone was sweating profusely.

But who the hell dares to jump? God knows how deep it is? And there's a whirlpool, I don't know if it's broken?