Chapter 311: The Pit Master Deceives Paper!

The dreamer's "One Thousand and One Nights" was unstoppable, and its first-week sales were unstoppable, crushing a number of best-selling authors.

As soon as it was released, it became a household name, like a children's bible, and became a must-have book on the shelves of parents and children.

Parents who can't buy it have no confidence to brag about their babies, and parents who buy them don't have to be proud.

Now the hot words on Weibo have been dominated by the storyline and quotations in the dreamer's "One Thousand and One Nights", in the penguin group and the post bar,

"The Magic Mirror tells me who is the most beautiful woman in the world. ”

This stalk has been made by netizens to make all kinds of emojis, and it is completely broken.

"Silly children, no matter how hard you try, the ugly duckling won't become a white swan, people are originally swan genes, okay?"

"Silly girls, pumpkins don't turn into luxury cars, mice don't turn into horses, haven't you noticed that in the story of the pit master, the heroines are different, and the prince is the same?"

"I'm the only one who thinks the seven dwarfs are the worst?"

"Haha~~~~!!"

......

Su Luo has the title of a best-selling author, uh, and the title of "big cheater".

It's good that you're happy, Su Luo doesn't have time to watch the complaints on the Internet now, the time agreed with the director team of the Spring Festival Gala has arrived, and the crew continues to take a holiday, so they drag their luggage home and are exhausted.

Only Yang Baobao and Aunt Wang, the nanny, were at home, knowing that Su Luo was coming back, Gao Feng was afraid that there would be no one at home, so he let Yang Baobao come back, otherwise he would not be able to run away.

"Brother Luo drinks water. ”

"I'll do it myself, what about Keke?"

"I went to CCTV rehearsal with Tang's father and Tang's mother Leng, Brother Pao is still in the company, and he can come back for dinner in the evening. ”

"Well, they're going today, what about the peak?"

"My master was talking about the English version of "One Thousand and One Nights" and the copyright cover rights of Christmas songs, and many foreigners came to the door and said that they would not come to dinner tonight. ”

Yang Baobao reported with a smile,

"Hard work, Aunt Wang, I'll cook at night, treat you. ”

Not only is he tired, but he is very busy, Su Luo sighed.

"Ahh ”

"I'm not sleepy, I'll just come. ”

"Oh, yes!"

Yang Baobao patted her head with melon seeds, and Su Luo talked about cooking, and she remembered,

"The book was sent to Zhuangyuan Village, and the village chief of Zhuangyuan Village entrusted the people of the Huo family to bring two big rats over, Brother Luo, you don't want to raise them as pets, right?"

Saying that, he trembled, he was most afraid of mice, and he was scared to hide away when he opened the cage cloth and looked at it before.

"What kind of pet mouse, that's a bamboo rat, it's delicious, where, at night, let you see what is called the heavenly turtledove and the underground bamboo distillation!"

Su Luo's eyes lit up, what a pet, that's beautiful food!

"Hey, I don't want to eat rats. ”

Yang Baobao looked disgusted,

"Hahaha~!!"

"By the way, there's also a letter. ”

Su Luo took it apart, and the old village chief asked Xiao Wu Pu to write it on his behalf, and the little guy's characters were also written quite neatly.

He said that the foundation of the school was already being laid, that a teacher had come to teach the children, that a storybook had been received, and that he had some words of thanks, telling him to come and play when he was free.

There is also a picture written by Xiao Wu Pu, saying a lot about the new school, as well as the new teacher, and finally the same Su Luo must go over to play.

also gave back two letters, one to the old village chief and one to Xiao Wu Pu, and asked Yang Baobao to help send them.

After taking a nap, in the evening, she rubbed her hands together and went into the kitchen to cook the two big bamboo rats.

Tsk, there are also dried bamboo shoots and all kinds of mountain mushrooms, which are so good, one is stewed and the other is braised and stir-fried.

Yang Baobao felt scary, but according to his understanding of Tang Yike, he would definitely think that this kind of furry thing was cute.

Look at the time, quickly dispose of these two little guys, and definitely not let the baby apprentice see it, otherwise it will become her pet.

......

In the evening, the family ate that was full of praise, especially Xiao Yike, who was very satisfied, only Yang Baobao trembled and didn't dare to eat.

"Is it really that good?"

"It's delicious, eh, what kind of meat is this?" Brother Pao almost bit off his tongue.

"Hehe, it's delicious, isn't it? ”

"Huh!"

Tang Ma and Leng Yuxuan were immediately so frightened that their chopsticks fell, rat meat?

"Don't worry, a bamboo rat is a bamboo rat, a mouse is a mouse, it's different. ”

Su Luo laughed!

Brother Pao and Dad Tang don't care, they are still chatting about where to buy them, and if they get a few more to come back, they can't eat enough.

The baby doesn't care, just burying his head in eating, and he can't understand what this group of adults is saying at all, it's all meat anyway.

In the end, Yang Baobao couldn't help it and sandwiched a piece.

It's really delicious.

......

"Once upon a time there was a little princess. ”

"Little princess, it's so beautiful. ”

"Oh~She's a beautiful little princess, Sleeping Beauty~!"

Tang's mother was bathing Yike, and Xiao Yike was washing and singing in the bathroom.

In the living room, Brother Pao's bitter gourd face was gone, and he told Su Luo about the gratifying sales of "One Thousand and One Nights".

"You don't even know how crazy, sensational the response to this book is right now, haha!"

"You've been scolded miserably again, a lot of fans haven't bought it, there's no way, the first version has been sold out, I can't catch up, and I'll have to wait for a while to buy it. ”

"So you'd better not show up until the second edition is printed, they're hating you right now. ”

Su Luo smiled and listened to him blow,

"Cut, I'll show you right now!"

"Where are you going?"

"Go live and say hello to the fans, it's the end of the year, thank you for the New Year, it's always necessary. ”

"Yes. ”

Brother Pao nodded, and then picked up his mobile phone with a smile and treacherously and sent the message on the official Weibo,

Then, Su Luo opened the live broadcast room, which was full of the word "pit",

"Hey, hey, such a big grievance, if you have something to say, where did I get into the pits? Aren't all those pits filled?"

Su Luole continued,

"Why, isn't my One Thousand and One Nights beautiful? Or is my apprentice singing bad?"

"The song is good, but the story you wrote is not good at all, hum!"

"Big cheat!"

"A duck is a duck! No matter how hard you try, you won't become a swan!"

"That's it, a frog is a frog, so he won't become a prince!"

Su Luo: "Wronged, you can't blame me, didn't I tell you adults not to read fairy tales?"

"Nope!"

"Absolutely not!"

"If you go in to see it, you will lose money for a refund!"

"I just heard from someone in the company that the second edition will be printed soon, and in that case, I won't sell the book. ”

Su Luo wanted to laugh when he looked at this group of duplicitous guys, and said no, and his body was very honest.

"Don't!"

"How dare you !!!!"

"Woo woo ~ I haven't bought it yet!"

"We don't want your book, we just want a record, huh!"

"It's just, we just need records!"

"I didn't even read that book, and the book was thrown into the trash when the record was taken out!"

The fans were so witty that they praised Tang Yike to the sky, and then demoted Su Luo to the eighteenth layer of hell.

"You've won!"

Su Luo posted a tearful expression on the public screen, and the fans were overjoyed.

I can't fight you, it seems that the title of "big cheating" has been shouted by you for a long time, Su Luole picked up the guitar.

One action, and the fans in front of the screen became excited.