Chapter 312: Match Heaven!
Fairy tales must be far higher than life, close to life will be boring, strange and absurd is the most important aesthetic quality of fairy tales, just like you look at YY, you have to pull logic, usually the first chapter explains everything, through the rebirth of this impossible thing has happened, then the things that do not conform to the logic seem reasonable, is not this truth?
Do you want to tell the children that the little match girl did not go to heaven, but just froze to death on the streets?
The dying smile is not sweet or happy, but very weird, and then use scientific principles to tell children why little girls can still feel warm when they smile before they die.
Because people who freeze to death, many of them are smiling, before people are frozen to death, there will be hypothermia syndrome, body functions will be automatically adjusted, reduce the blood supply to the limbs, in order to ensure that the brain energy supply is sufficient, and then lead to an increase in the amount of blood in the head, so after people are frozen to death, there will be a state of blushing like drunkenness, people will continue to use their mouths to breathe and inhale when they are frozen, so the facial muscles are more like a smile, plus the face is slightly red, so it is a bit like a smile.
Then tell them why the little girl feels very warm before she dies because the lower nervous system of the whole body will be damaged in the extremely cold environment, and then when you feel the cold, the nerve cells of the brain cannot receive the information correctly, which will cause an illusion of "very hot". So this is the reason why the lost members of the early Antarctic expedition team all took off their clothes and died with a smile on their faces.
Interesting?
Looking at fairy tales with adult logical thinking, it's just a joke, of course Su Luo knows that this group of cuties is teasing him, and his fans are not so stupid, they are really more serious about these things, so let's cheat the paper.
But since it's a big cheat, if you can't fool your group of cuties, it will be a failure.
No, a guitar action makes the fans happy!
"What you said is too reasonable, I am speechless, but I want to prove that I am no worse than my apprentice in singing, she wants to surpass as a teacher, it is impossible for the time being, hum!"
Su Luo wiped his nose fiercely,
"Come, order a song, I'll sing the song in whichever story you like best!"
Fans are going crazy,
"Hahaha~~!!!"
"Yo, pit master, do you want to sing a baby's nursery rhyme?"
Fans are so happy, imagine the appearance of "Sleeping Beauty" by pit lead singer Tang Yike, with a cute voice,
"Once upon a time there was a little princess... Little princess.... Truly beautiful......"
or,
"A little pig arches the fence, hum hum arches the fence......"
Or,
"Quack, ugly duckling, ugly duckling, short legs, big ...... soles"
"Poof~!"
A sip of soda squirted out, don't be too happy about that picture!
The barrage is crazy,
"Snow White!"
"Sing the cutest sleeping beauty!"
"I think the cutest thing is the three little pigs!"
"Cinderella!"
"Daughter of the sea!"
"Little match girl!"
"The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood is okay, haha!"
......
Dazzling, can't be seen at all, and have their favorite stories, so how to do it?
A raffle, of course!
Draw a lucky fan at random and sing whatever story he likes best!
It's a great idea that everyone has no opinion on this proposal, maybe you can win it, although it's very slim, it's an opportunity!
The big draw began, and the first lucky audience soon came out, a fat girl with a round face, as soon as the video was connected, I heard her excited screams that could puncture the eardrums!
"Ah~~!I like you so much~~!!"
"Calm down, baby!"
Su Luo covered his ears and shouted,
"Hahahaha~~!!"
Fans are envious of this little chubby girl, but it's really interesting, and she laughs heartily!
"What's your favorite story?"
"I like Cinderella the most because I think I'm a Cinderella that no one likes in reality, and I hope that one day I'll be able to sit in a pumpkin-turned carriage with glass shoes shining. ”
The round-faced little chubby girl held her face with a look of longing,
"Why do you think you're Cinderella that no one likes?
"What's the matter, I'm so fat, no one has ever confessed to me......"
"Haha~~!!"
The barrage is crazy, and this little round face is quite cute.
"Ahem, then I'll confess today!"
Su Luo laughed and played the guitar,
"How could I be hooked on you
I'm asking myself
I can give up anything
It's hard to leave today
You're not beautiful
But you're so cute
......”
The fans were dumbfounded,
Sizzle~!
Isn't it the song "Cinderella" on Yike's album, and the pit owner wrote something different?
The screen was full of barrages of disbelief, Su Luo smiled proudly, I can sing a children's rhyme?
Amuse!
Continue to be affectionate,
"Oops, Cinderella
My Cinderella
I'm always breaking your heart
I've always been cruel
I told you not to take it seriously
Because I can't believe it
You are so beautiful
......”
It's so good, it's all drunk,
The girls are all full of little stars, and if someone sings this song to me affectionately, I will definitely agree.
The pit owner is really romantic, the deer is rambling!
I can't bear it!
It's going to scream!
"You will find your true love!"
After singing a song, Su Luo said goodbye to the little fat girl who was moved, and immediately got up serious, coughing cough and clearing his throat,
"Actually, it's not for the Cinderellas in the live broadcast room, it's for the frog prince in the live broadcast room, so, do you know how to confess to the girl you like?
I'll tell you a little secret, there is no girl in this world who can't handle a love song, if one can't work, then two!"
“66666666!”
"Hahahaha~~~!"
"Dead funny, I hate it!
"Fortunately, I was almost deceived by you, and it was really a big deception!
But the pit owner is really charming, handsome is dead, handsome is dead!
The lottery is about to continue, please Guanyin Bodhisattva, let me win, sister will definitely give you the best tribute!
The fans are all disappointed, and this time the lottery is a man...... Male!
What kind of pit master are you coming to see the mother, go to see the female star, there are a bunch of catfish live broadcast platforms, you have to come to join in the fun!
It's too late to curse him for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, because he will soon order a song,
"The little match girl. ”
Sven Man, who was wearing glasses, said with a smile, looking at his dress and the background environment in the video screen, he looked like a successful person.
"It's a sad story, why do you like it?"
"Because a long time ago, I also sold lighters on the cold streets, maybe my lighter is better than matches, I didn't freeze to death. ”
Su Luo didn't ask any more, everyone had their own story, they just played the guitar,
"Walking in the cold and snowy night sky
Selling matches to feed my dreams
Frozen step by step, lonely step by step
The cold of human affection froze my hands
A pack of matches burned my heart
The cold night can't stop the way
The wind pierced my face, and the snow cut my mouth
How long can you walk with your feet
......”