There are many happy things and interesting things in people's lives, but as far as men are concerned, they have two major pleasures in their lives.

One of them said: Eat a big meal, drink good wine, and brag in the confusion!

The second said: Several big men got together and talked about beautiful women.

If there are a few like-minded people around the wine table, drinking heartily and spitting and talking about beautiful women, it is definitely the happiest moment of a man's life!

"Hehe, when it comes to beauties, you two will come to God, I'll sell a pass here, before telling a story, let's take a sip of wine to moisten our throats, come, let's toast together!" Liu Lan raised his glass and said.

"Liu Lan, please put down the wine glass in your hand!" After Hu finished speaking, he picked up a bottle of beer, bit it with his sharp teeth, and handed it to him.

"Come on, come on, there are beautiful women, we want to blow the bottle!" Hu said domineeringly, holding up the wine bottle with one hand.

"Comrade Hu Yishou, aren't you trying to embarrass me? You know, I'm a bottle of beer at best, and if you give me a bottle of beer, I'll get drunk. Qian Wuwu said with a difficult face.

"Brother, do you still want to listen to me tell the story of beautiful women?" Liu Lan also lifted the wine bottle with his hand, squeezed his eyes towards Qian Wuwu, and asked in an ambiguous voice.

"Money is worry-free, are you still a man? Hu came up with a radical method.

"The king spares my life, am I not a man, okay?"

"Money is worry-free, your words can make our man's face all gone, Liu Lan, let's pull him out and castrate him together!" Hu smashed the wine bottle on the table with one hand, trying to pull him.

"Okay, okay, uncles, I'll drink, I'm a man, I'll fight tonight!" Qian Wuwu finished speaking, raised the bottle, and drank the wine in the bottle first.

"You guys drink so well, I can't accompany you anymore!" said Qian Wuwu as he lit up the dry wine bottle.

He didn't seem to be able to drink, and after drinking, his body movements were a little exaggerated, holding chopsticks in his hand, and he went to the sauna chicken several times, but he didn't succeed.

"Fat man, you don't drink, you can! We promise you! But today's order, hehe, you are the east, you buy it. Hu Yishou forced.

"Hu Yishou, I don't have to worry about money, I never worry about money, the problems that money can solve are not problems, you let go, just drink, I will pay!" Qian Wuwu replied happily.

After he finished speaking, he trembled and picked up a piece of sauna chicken, and gnawed it with relish: "It's delicious! It's delicious! The chicken that has been washed in the sauna tastes different." ”

"Come on, dry a bottle!" Hu took a picture of the beer bottle with one hand and said to Liu Lan proudly.

"Dry!" Liu Lan also took a picture of the beer bottle.

After the two of them "grunted" for a while, Liu Lan said loudly: "Shenzhen is really a good place, fuck, I have been on the construction site for three years, and I haven't even seen the shadow of a beautiful girl, and I have lived in vain for three years." Unexpectedly, as soon as I came to Shenzhen, I met a stunning beauty, which hooked my soul away and made me fascinated. ”

As soon as Qian Wuwu heard that there was a beautiful woman in Liu Lan's words, he tried his best to open his eyes, and while hitting the table with his palm, he said in his mouth: "It's good! Wonderful! Please continue!"

"Guess what a beautiful woman looks like?" asked Liu Lan pretending to be innocent.

"There are a pair of big eyes like Li Ruotong, a little dragon girl!" Qian Wuwu drank some wine, his tongue was a little difficult, and he stammered when he spoke.

Li Ruotong is his idol, four years of college, the wall of his dormitory, is covered with posters of the little dragon girl, before going to bed, he will always look at those posters stupidly, and then close his eyes, looking forward to the beauty to fall asleep.

"Nonsense, she's not big-eyed, could it be like you, triangular eyes?" Hu had just taken a sip of wine, and when he saw Qian Wuwu's embarrassed look, he couldn't help but scold him.

"Tall, white-faced. Qian Wuwu continued to stammer.

Liu Lan stretched out his right hand and drew a hook in the air with his index finger, these buddies are all college graduates, and they love Gou Gou to death all their lives, the money is worry-free, and his movements are even more exaggerated, so he jumped up and hugged the arm, and kissed Liu Lan's finger with a "poo".

"Slow down, I'm not done with the gestures. Liu Lan struggled to break free of his arm and said.

After he finished speaking, he tapped a little more in the air with his right hand and said, "I'm sorry, I can't give you a full score, your answer can only be considered a half-tick!"

When the two of them heard that it was a half-hook, they both raised their heads and looked at Liu Lan in surprise.

Could it be that the beauty in Liu Lan's mouth will become Dong Shi?

"Not only is she tall, her skin can be blown off, her eyes are big, but the key is that her voice is soft and sweet. When Liu Lan said this, he cleared his throat again and said in a thin tone: "Mr. Liu, you sit down first, and I'll pour you a cup of tea." ”

He imitated He Xueyi, and during the interview that day, what she said was actually more moisturizing than tea.

"I'm throwing up!" Hu couldn't stand Liu Lan's sudden voice, which was as weird as Donald Duck.

It's not easy for a man to imitate a woman's tone, unless he's Anita Mui.

In this world, Anita Mui does not often exist! How can a master be compared to ordinary people.

When they were talking, they didn't notice that Qian Wuwu was lying on the wine table, snoring "whirring".

Maybe it was the alcohol that really worked, and the topic of beautiful women didn't interest him anymore, and he couldn't resist the sleepiness that came from nowhere, and soon fell into the well of sleep.

In the rich snoring of Qian Wuwu, Liu Lan and Hu pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and in half an hour, the beer was drunk by the two.

"This dead pig, you know to sleep, you wait, I'll go to the checkout, let this pig sleep on the wine table for the night today, save yourself from going back to smell his 'Hong Kong feet'!" Hu stood up with one hand to go to the checkout.

"I'll pay for it, you don't have to break the bank!" Liu Lan grabbed Hu by the hand.

"Liu Lan, you want to settle the bill, there is no door, the five-star hotel you promised, I will wait!" Hu pushed Liu Lan away with one hand.

"Today I pay for the five-star hotel, there is no problem, although the salary on the construction site is not high, there is no problem at all to go extravagant. Liu Lan rushed to the front desk of the tavern first.

When Liu Lan returned to the wine table after settling the account, he saw that Qian Wuwu was still snoring loudly, and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Tonight, you can sleep well here!"

As soon as his words fell, a miracle happened at this time, Qian Wuwu, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to have been blown by someone, and woke up, the hands lying on the wine table twitched in an extremely exaggerated manner like electric shocks, and then ten fingers, rhythmically tapping on the table, as if to play a song "Wild Bee Flying".

Immediately afterwards, the fat man looked up from the table and said, "You have settled the account, and I should wake up too." ”

"Liar! You're a big liar!" Hu shouted with a hand on his money-free head.

"Next time you drink, you can't run away!" Liu Lan didn't expect that he was pretending to be drunk.

The three of them finished drinking and settling the account, walked out of the tavern, the night breeze blew, Hu Yishou was uncontrollable, "wow", vomited out a number of fish and meat that had not been fully digested, and the thin and tall body shook and shook, looking like the building was about to collapse.

Qian Wuwu immediately walked over, supported him with his hand, and said: "Classmate Hu Yishou, I said a long time ago that you can't escape from my palm, tonight, you have to obediently smell my 'invincible Hong Kong foot'!"

After he finished speaking, he stretched out five fat fingers: "This is the legendary Five Finger Mountain, do you know?"