Hide in an air-conditioned room and stop worrying about how hot the May sun is or when the next rainstorm will fall in May.

On the first day of work, Liu Lan lived a very down-to-earth and fulfilling life.

After seeing his old classmates after work, he strode ahead.

At seven or eight o'clock in the evening of May, the sun had set, twilight was rising, the neon lights began to flicker on the street outside the farmer's house, and the advertising light box was also lit up.

On Silver Lake Mountain, the cuckoo finished singing the last ballad, gathered its wings, and stopped in a daze on the tree.

Liu Lan glanced at the tavern along the street, not far away, there was an elegantly decorated small shop that attracted his attention, he walked straight in, ran to a small box with an elegant environment, and as soon as he sat down, he shouted loudly: "Boss, what are the signature dishes of your store? Recommend it to us!"

It's been a long time since he's been so heroic, and his swaggering posture looks like a real estate nouveau riche who is so poor that he only has money left.

"Splendid shrimp balls, bergamot gold rolls, drunkard braised pork, sauna chicken. The middle-aged man with a greasy face walked over with a smile on his face, handed him a colorful recipe, and then sang loudly with a hunched waist.

This tavern next to the rental house makes a lot of dishes, and the key is that the names of each dish are very good, which makes people full of associations, and Liu Lan is happy when he hears the names of those dishes.

"What, sauna, chicken?" the tavernkeeper's singing immediately aroused Qian Wuwu's great interest, and he asked with a wink.

Whether it's a sauna or a chicken, the name sounds ambiguous.

"Boss, this is a must-order dish in this restaurant, not for you to go to the sauna and find a lady. The shopkeeper had a half-truth smile on his face.

As soon as Nahu heard it, he laughed out loud and said, "Sauna chicken, the name is so tempting, it sounds drooling, we want to try this signature chicken in your store!"

"Okay! Sauna chicken!" The tavern owner drew a few words on a blank piece of paper.

"And lobsters, boss, do you have lobsters in your store?" Hu added.

In the summer, three or five confidants, get together in a pile, eat lobster, drink beer, there is nothing more refreshing.

"Boss, lobster is a must-order dish in our store in summer, 30 yuan a catty, eat 3 catties and get 1 catty! Do you want to come 3 catties" The fat-faced boss's voice was very soft and sounded comfortable.

Three catties for one catty, what a temptation!

"Three catties of lobster! The signature dish in the store, give me one of the same! Give me one of the beer!" Liu Lan saw that the middle-aged man's eyes had been looking at him softly, so he handed him the recipe back and said.

If you're in a good mood, it's easy to say anything.

On weekdays, the business of the tavern is average, but if it is on the weekend, it is estimated that it will be full long ago.

The three of them waited for a short time at the wine table, and the colorful dishes were served.

The dishes on the table are not only beautiful in color, the key is fragrant, in the company's canteen to eat too many dishes without oil and water, the stomach has long been hungry, Hu Yishou can not resist the temptation of food, grabbed a bottle of beer, bit it with sharp teeth, poured himself a full glass of wine, and stood up with a glass: "Cheers, toast to dear Liu Lan to find a job!"

As soon as his words fell, Liu Lan and Qian Wuwu also filled their respective wines and stood up in unison.

"Cheers!" Liu Lan also shouted loudly.

"Let's do it in one gulp!" said Qian Wuwu, who had too much to drink, and said proudly.

Only the sound of the glass "clanging" was heard, and then the sound of "gurgling" watering the dry land, and in an instant, all three of them took the liquid in the cup into their stomachs.

"Good wine, good wine!" Qian Wuwu put the wine glass on the table, and then wiped his fat chin with his fat hand, as if a handful of beards were fluttering underneath, and said loudly.

"Damn! Lao Tzu has never been so happy drinking on the construction site!" Liu Lan's wine snorted, and his voice became rough.

After being suppressed for several years, this time he turned over and liberated, and there was endless pleasure stirring in his heart.

Don't look at him wearing a pair of myopic glasses on weekdays, he looks very Sven, but once he stays with familiar people, he is no longer himself.

"Today, the old classmates came to Shenzhen to find a satisfactory job, as the eldest brother who slept in the upper bunk, I was very happy, after drinking, I invited the two of you to wash your feet in the foot washing room, and slept well at night. Hu patted his chest with one hand and said very boldly.

"Washing feet?" Liu Lan was very surprised, he stayed in the ravine, no one had ever mentioned to him about washing his feet, he wondered, how could this foot washing become an entertainment project? What is there to wash a pair of stinky feet?

"Comrade Liu Lan, haven't you ever been to the foot-washing house to wash your feet?" Hu held a big red lobster in his hand and was gnawing on it with relish.

"I really haven't washed it, what is there to wash a pair of feet?" Liu Lan took a sip of wine, looking like the second monk was puzzled.

"After drinking, I'll take you to experience the beauty of washing your feet, and you won't be so confused. After Hu finished speaking, he laughed out loud.

It's been three years since I graduated from college, and I don't even understand what washing my feet is, Liu Lan is really a little pedantic. Hu thought in his heart.

"Hu Yishou, what are you smiling at? From elementary school to university, how did you learn your ideological and moral classes? Can you take your brothers to engage in some elegant activities? Your mouth is washing your feet all day long, and you have a problem with your thoughts?" Qian Wuwu said pretending to be spotless.

"Fat man, you kid pretended to be serious, didn't you? As soon as the boss said 'sauna chicken' just now, I saw that the saliva in your mouth was about to plummet down 3,000 feet. Hu glared at him with one hand and sneered at him.

"Classmate Hu, don't think about it, I'm saying that you are not shallow, over the years, I have not washed my feet with you, and a quarter of my monthly salary is dedicated to the foot-washing girl, but this skin disease on my feet was harmed by you, and if you hurt me, forget it, you won't harm Liu Lan anymore." Qian Wuwu said with a smile.

"What kind of skin disease do you have on your feet?" Hu Yishou looked a lot surprised, and for the first time he heard him say that his feet were infected.

"What's the disease? After Qian Wuwu finished speaking, he laughed out loud.

"Damn, Hong Kong foot! No wonder the rental house we live in is stinking all day long, it turns out that you are 'Hong Kong foot', don't make a fool of yourself, you get away from me in the future, it's better not to let me see you again, I hate it to death!" Hu said jokingly.

"Hehe, you tell me to get away, I'll show you tonight, do you believe it or not?" Qian Wuwu suddenly said with a straight face.

"I don't believe it, are you going to sleep in the bridge cave and be with the brothers of the beggar gang?" asked Hu Yiyi, his eyes wide.

"I'm going to get out, I'm going to get out of your bed tonight, get out of your bed, I'm going to put you to sleep, and I'm going to stink you to death. Qian Wuwu twisted his fat and boneless body, and said with a hippie smile.

Liu Lan, who was sitting on the side, listened to it and couldn't help laughing, and the half of the beer he had just sipped in shot out several meters with a "plop" sound, fortunately, his head was biased quickly, otherwise the liquid might shoot into Qian Wuwu's huge and swinging head.

"What are you laughing at?" Qian Wuwu looked at Liu Lan with a serious face.

"Liu Lan, don't listen to his nonsense, let's talk about something serious and tell us the story of your entry, today's 'pork leg' is you. Hu turned his head with one hand, stared at Liu Lan and said.

"What 'pork legs' are not 'pig legs'? He's just 'pig feet', Dongpo's elbow. Qian Wuwu said with a smile.

"Well, let's not talk about washing feet, we won't talk about pig's feet, I'll tell you about a beautiful woman now. As soon as he heard the word "beauty", Hu Yishou and Qian Wuwu's laughter came to an abrupt end, and they both stared at Liu Lan and the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his straight nose.

"It's a story about a beautiful woman, would you like to hear it?" Liu Lan coughed dryly, squinted his eyes, and deliberately sold a pass.

"Say, say it quickly!" Hu Yishou looked a little impatient.

"Do you see, my money-free pair of fat ears are now being vigorously erected, and they are ready to receive your signal. Qian Wuwu pointed to his ears with his fingers, then pressed his ears towards Liu Lan's mouth, raised his eyebrows, and said softly.

"Idiot, the ears are Monkey King's, your ears are fat and smelly, and they look like Zhu Bajie's. Hu stretched out his hand and pulled Qian Wu's ear and said.

"Oh! I am Bajie, the king spares his life, the king, please, please raise your noble hand and spare my life!" Qian Wuwu moaned loudly.