118 There is no wife in the wife's cake
With a heart full of remorse and heartache, Qu Nanxiu returned to Beijing from the hospital where Linghua was located, and the whole person was like a frosted eggplant.
"Professor Luo, my heart is so uncomfortable, I need regret medicine, when will I ......?"
Unfortunately, just in time for Academician Luo, he was upset: "What are you urging, don't you see that I am working day and night on development......?
Qu Nanxiu did have the urge to give up everything to assist in the research, just because there were too many regrets and heartaches in the world, and he urgently needed a medicine to treat this pain.
But for the sake of safety, he must first graduate and be admitted to the Luo Renyan Sect in the name of justice.
Under Li Tangni's questioning, Qu Nanxiu explained the reason for returning to his hometown and explained it, and peeked at her face while talking.
If her face sank, he planned to shut up immediately, but until he finished telling the story with Lenghua, she was still pleasant.
I don't know why, the more she is like this, the more Qu Nanxiu feels that she will not have good fruit to eat later, so it is better to let her yell a few words.
"Are you angry now?"
"No, it's just a little sour in my heart. ”
"Sour? Are you still jealous? It should be someone else who eats for you, right? Tell me how many people you have suffered since you were a child?"
"In the words of the Zixia Fairy in "Journey to the West", my crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear a golden armor and ride a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. I've always believed in this since I was a child, so I've never liked anyone before. ”
"Then I'm not wearing a golden armor and riding a colorful auspicious cloud?"
"I didn't say you, haven't you married a daughter-in-law yet?"
"European ......"
After saying goodbye to the prism, it was only now that Qu Nanxiu laughed for the first time.
Over there, Song Guangming's new job is quite smooth, serving as a purchasing assistant for clothing accessories, and the company has benefits from time to time, so that he can bring home small gifts for food, clothing and clothing sent by the cooperative company.
Song Guangming didn't have any lofty ambitions, and he was satisfied with his small life in peace and stability.
When he paid his salary for the first time, he came to invite Qu Nanxiu to dinner, after all, they had looked for jobs together when they were down, although it was only one day, it was also a friend who had suffered together.
During the meal, Qu Nanxiu said, "Brother Song, you are so thin, you should eat more." Don't you usually like meat?"
Song Guangming sandwiched a large piece of Dongpo meat and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Lao Tzu took so much effort to climb to the top of the food chain, but it was not for vegetarianism. ”
"Hahaha, that's your lack of exercise, it's okay you run and play ball or something. ”
"Who said that? I love sports. ”
"Oh?" Seeing that he was so thin that he was about to fall down when the wind blew, Qu Nanxiu was a little surprised, "What is your favorite sport?"
Song Guangming said: "My favorite outdoor sport is to go back to the house!"
"Hahaha!" Qu Nanxiu laughed for a long time and then asked, "Are you on better terms with your wife now?"
"To tell you the truth, I haven't spoken to my wife for a week," Song Guangming took another bite of food, "because I don't want to interrupt her, and I can't interrupt." ”
"Hahaha, what can she say?"
"No! A little confetti on the ground, or a diaper, can go all the way up to the level of national events. ”
"Then your wife is also a talent!"
"Well, guess, it's a big mouth. Sometimes when I come home late from overtime, she will be angry with me and ask me where I have been, and she said so," Song Guangming learned from his wife's posture with his hands on his hips, pinched his throat and said, "'You explain it to me clearly, if you don't make it clear, I won't finish with you today!' I said, 'Okay, okay, you listen to me explain to you', and guess what she said when it was over?"
"What?"
"She immediately covered her ears and said, 'I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!'" Song Guangming spread his hands and looked loveless, "Then what else can I say?"
He learned vividly, Qu Nanxiu laughed when he saw it, how could he make him talk so funny when he quarreled?
"Also, one of the things my wife often says is, 'It seems that you don't love me anymore. Although it is true, I have never loved her, but for the sake of more things than less, I had to answer: 'Where do I not love you anymore, so adults, can you not always be like a child vexatious?'
Qu Nanxiu said: "Yes, you just say it, and you don't lose a piece of meat." ”
"So I thought I was unlucky and said to her, 'I'm sorry I was wrong. And guess what she said?"
"What?"
Song Guangming's nose was almost crooked: "She immediately threw down the sentence 'Do you think a word of sorry is over!' - do you say this is not fatal?"
Qu Nanxiu laughed: "I see that the content of the quarrel between the two of you can be written in a book!Brother Song, I really didn't find you so witty before." ”
"Ahem, since you're complimenting me like that, I'll say a few more words. That day, my wife was playing with other people's children in the community, but as soon as she hugged her, the baby peed on her. She was so depressed that her face immediately darkened. As a result, I whispered a few words in her ear, and she immediately smiled again. ”
"What did you say?"
"I said, the boy's urine is also called golden water, and the soup is also returned, which is mainly used to treat cold, heat and headache, and can defeat fire, benefit righteousness, and avoid evil. When she heard this, she immediately rejoiced, and asked her to hurry home and change her clothes, but she was not happy. ”
"Haha, you can really talk nonsense, where did you learn all this rhetoric?"
"Reading novels, fantasy, cultivating immortals, and playing games! There is no happiness in marriage, and I am not allowed to play games?"
"Brother Song, you keep saying that your marriage is unhappy, but I, an outsider, listen to it and think that you still care about her very much, maybe you don't realize it. Don't cherish what you hold in your hand. ”
Speaking seriously, Song Guangming seemed to be a little embarrassed, and coughed twice to open the topic: "Xiaoqu, do you know how to make a woman crazy?"
Qu Nanxiu thought for a moment and said, "I really haven't thought about it...... Why do you want to drive people crazy?"
"You should be a brain teaser. ”
"Hmm... Ignore her by playing games?"
"Not true. ”
"Say her cooking isn't tasty?"
"Not true. ”
"Don't answer her calls?"
"It's not crazy, it's just upsetting women. ”
"So say she's short, say she's fat?"
"No, but it's a bit of a side, and then guess. ”
Qu Nanxiu said innocently, innocently and kindly: "I really don't know." ”
"It's easy: 1. Take a picture of her, 2. Don't show her. That's it!"
As soon as the words fell, a slightly chubby girl in yellow who was waiting for takeaway next to her threw an angry look at Song Guangming, and the knife in her eyes could almost dismantle him.
Qu Nanxiu looked at her in horror, then looked at Song Guangming, nodded and said, "Dude believes it." ”
At this time, they heard the chatting voices of two men on the other side, one of whom had his back to them, pointing to a pile of food ordered on the table and complaining: "Quan TM is a lie, there is no lion in the braised lion's head, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, there is no rainbow in the skittles, and there is no wife in the wife's cake...... Boss, return the money!"
There are so many men of God who come here to eat.
The friend who came with him on the other side of the man hurriedly held him down: "Zheng Chang, you drank too much!"
Song Guangming heard it, covered his mouth and said to Qu Nanxiu: "Did you hear it?
The man didn't know why his ears were so sharp, but he still heard it, turned his face and shouted at Song Guangming: "Why am I abnormal?
This voice was a little loud, which made all the guests look here, including the girl in yellow, and the girl couldn't help muttering: "I can't get a wife, I ran to find a wife in the wife's cake, it's really interesting!"
Zheng Chang stood up with a "sigh", walked up to the girl in yellow and said, "Look at you like this, you shouldn't be married yet, right? No, no one should want it yet, right? Who made me bodhisattva heart, I'll do it, and I'll take you today." ”
The girl in yellow was so angry that she raised her hand to give him a slap, but Zheng Chang reached out to grab her wrist.
Unexpectedly, at this time, it was Song Guangming who jumped between them with an arrow, blocked the girl's wrist and pulled them away, and then turned his face to Zheng Chang and said politely: "Manager Zheng, don't be angry." ”
Zheng Chang squinted at him for a long time: "It's you, you're not the new ......"
"Yes, yes, Song Guangming, procurement, I hope you will take care of it in the future. I didn't speak properly just now, I apologize, don't take it to heart. ”
It turned out that Zheng Chang happened to be the financial manager of Song Guangming's new company, because he didn't see him many times, and he usually called Manager Zheng instead of his full name, so Song Guangming didn't think about it for a while.
The last job was fired because I offended my boss, and this time I didn't go to work for long, if I was fired again because of this, it must be my boss!
Song Guangming looked at the girl, and said to Zheng Chang with a smile: "My cousin is not sensible, don't be like her." ”
The girl in yellow cried out angrily: "Who is your cousin!
Song Guangming deliberately stuck in front of the girl, and muttered a few words to her in a low voice very close.
Unexpectedly, the girl who was still angry just now suddenly had a red face, and she didn't wait for takeout, she picked up her bag and turned around to leave, seeing that Qu Nanxiu was confused, and asked again and again: "What did you tell her?"
Back in his seat, Song Guangming covered his mouth with his hand and said, "You didn't pay attention, she slapped her too hard just now, it is estimated that her underwear was buttoned open, and her underwear was about to fall to her stomach, if I don't hurry up and tell her, if I fall to the ground again in a while, how embarrassing." ”
Qu Nanxiu slapped his thigh: "Brother Song, I simply obeyed you!"