Dismounted?

Give me Su someone's face?

Joke!

I'm something you can afford to provoke, how dare you come up without any skills!

To put it bluntly, blue, blue, green, and green, one is fake unity, one is fake independence, and none of them can fight.

The sentence "garbage does not distinguish between blue and green!", all of them were evenly fanned.

sang a few songs and became an idol on the island, and immediately became a public enemy of the whole people when he announced his identity, Lao Tzu's fire has not yet been released, Lao Tzu is his meow's Chinese red, what's wrong?

Su Luo ignored the noise of the riot below and then bombarded: "Why do I know that there are a lot of negative comments about me on the Internet, and the whole island is gathering fire to scold me, like a rat crossing the street, I am still willing to come to Qingda to give a speech."

Because I like the very simple academic atmosphere on campus, and the most important thing is that I believe that Qingdao University is different, this is one of the top universities in Wanwan, and all of you here are not Internet mob keyboard warriors, but highly educated, idealistic, pursuit, and thoughtful young people.

In colleges and universities, the most important thing should be tolerance, we can tolerate different opinions, different positions, this is the most precious thing on campus.

But now I'm disappointed, Wanwan Qingda is at this level, what's the difference between you and the Internet mob?

When I see you, I understand everything, no wonder Wanwan is falling!

I'm sorry, Principal of Qing University, am I in the wrong place? It's blue, blue, green, and green, like what, a garbage dump?"

"Wow~!"

"What did you say?"

Su Luo: "I'm asking the hell, is this a garbage dump?" Tell me loudly, yes or no!"

"It's not!"

The crowd was surging, the scene was chaotic, and the school leaders were all panicked, if this development continues, they are going to riot! Before they stood up and wanted to stop it, they were pulled down by Leng Yuxuan beside him: "Is what Mr. Su said wrong?"

Principal of Qing University: "......"

Su Luo: "That's good, what you said." Don't worry too much, I will consciously leave after my speech is over, and I won't stay here to pollute your environment.

If you don't feel like garbage, stay, my formal speech hasn't started yet, and the next time, please cherish it.

It's hard to listen to my speech, but the Beijing Conservatory of Music invites me every year, and Peking University Tsinghua University invites me every year.

There are also the Curtis Institute of Music, the Juilliard School, the Eastman School of Music at the University of Rochester in the United States, the Hannover Conservatory, the Berlin University of the Arts, and the Hamburg Conservatory in Germany, the Vienna Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts in Austria, and the Toronto Conservatory of Music in Canada......

The same!

Every year, there are invitations to exchange speeches, but I refuse them all.

I'm willing to calculate your Wanwan Qingda, don't pretend to be forced in front of me, OK?"

What about pointing at your nose and scolding you for trash?

I'm just so arrogant.

Not convinced?

Of course I'm not convinced, but who made the cow, where is the status. In the field of music, you call Mr. Sheng, it all depends on whether Su Luo is in a good mood or not, and whether he is willing to accept you or not.

It's useless to shout loudly, big fists are the truth!

I've never seen a "sir" full of foul language, rude and angry, but not a single Qing student left, and his heart kept OS:

"I'd like to see what you say!"

"Hmph, dare you say we're trash?"

"Wait, there's something wrong with that, you're dead!"

The audience fell silent.

Su Luo smiled and said: "No problem, I'll just say that Qingda is a tolerant place, which is different from the Internet garbage dump, then, let's go straight to the topic, the topic of my speech today is,"

Su Luo pointed to the banner on his head, and read it seriously:

"Stand up for morality, don't ask about the West and the East. Tsinghua school motto, not bad.

However, before I start the presentation, I want to make it clear that this is the topic that the school gave me, not the topic I want to talk about, okay?

The topic of my speech is that there is no theme.

However, since it is arranged by the school, in order to thank the school for the invitation, after I finish speaking, I will go back and click on the question, so you don't need to panic. ”

"Haha... Ugh!"

The students stopped in time, they can't laugh if they are funny, this is a matter of dignity, we will not respond to anything you say, we will cold you for a whole time, see what you do!

The school leaders were helpless, 30 seconds ago as if they were about to riot, and 30 seconds later a turn as if nothing had happened.

Leng Yuxuan understands very well, and her heart is sure that Su Luo has actually begun to control the field, and in his rhythm, he is invincible.

Su Luo: "Then how to proceed? Speeches are very boring, and those who have listened to speeches know that what is the most fun thing to give a speech? It's not about listening to the guy on the stage talk about the great principles of life and persuading people to be kind, the most interesting thing about the speech is the interactive session, which is to ask questions, and the most interesting thing about the question session is that you can't answer which guy can't answer."

So, skip the presentation and let's go straight to the question session. Cherish it, many reporters outside your school gate want to ask me questions, and I don't bother to bird them.

The rules are very simple, you ask questions, I answer, this needless to say, of course, not all questions can be, I still have requirements.

To be clear in advance, all of you here are highly educated young people and smart people. So what are the 'mainlanders can't afford to eat tea eggs?' 'is the mainland without airplanes?' 'is the mainland without electricity' and so on, please don't ask, OK? It seems that you are mentally retarded and nothing, but you will lower the IQ level of the whole university, understand?

I've been traveling in Wanwan for almost a month, and I've really been asked like this, it's embarrassing, although there are a lot of incomprehensions and communication problems between the two sides of the strait, but it's not like this, right?

However, I usually answer such boring questions.

Does the continent have cars and planes?

No, we are poor and shivering here, and communication is basically by roaring, and transportation is basically by walking.

Wow, really just walking?

Oh, that's not it, usually we ride horses or donkeys, but people like me don't need to be cultivated in the Jindan stage, we can fly with a sword, faster than an airplane, and when I am in the late Yuan Infant period, I can be faster than the speed of light, what do you want an airplane to do?

Is there a telephone in the mainland?

Oops, what's the use of asking for a phone, it's too troublesome, we all use thousands of miles to transmit sound.

Is there electricity in the mainland?

No, we don't need electricity at all, everyone in the mainland knows qigong and special functions, as long as we do a little work, we can illuminate. Don't think that you are very powerful at generating electricity with love, we all use qigong, OK?

I saw that he asked so sincerely, and I also told him a big secret, in fact, I am not a businessman, not an artist, my real identity, in fact, is the director of the China Strategic Fooling Bureau!

Wow, I haven't heard of that before, huh?

Nonsense, the mysterious organization is much more powerful than those CIA and S.H.I.E.L.D. Intelligence Bureau VI or something, our sphere of influence is all over Wanwan, I just told you when I saw that you asked me to set up a stage.

Waiter. Char siu rice!

The code came, in fact, my name was braised pork rice!"

"Poof~!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Now, I really can't help it.

The audience burst into laughter!

Of course, only for a moment.

Ahem, no, you have to force it, you can't laugh. We want to sit quietly with cold eyes, and kill him coldly!

Su Luo spread his hands and said: "So, please don't ask such a mentally retarded question, you have read books, ask some meaningful and high-level questions."

I'm different from your professors, I'm the youngest here, and I don't think the gap will be more than ten years at most, and I believe that there is no generation gap, and even if there is, it won't be a chasm. Then you should understand, what is the focus of our new generation of men?

First, do not take the initiative. Second, do not resist, and third, do not take responsibility. Boys know it, this kind of thing.

Don't laugh, now I'm not talking about the relationship between men and women, I'm talking about the rules of the game. So you get it?

I don't take the initiative, of course you take the initiative, I can see that you want to talk, now give you a chance, just ask questions later.

I don't resist, I will answer whatever you ask. But the most important thing is not responsible, I am not responsible for the right or wrong answers, OK?

Well, we can get started now. ”

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