When he thought about it, Li Shoucheng finally appeared.

"You're not going to plug my toilet, are you?"

Yang Yikun scolded him for procrastinating, and then threw the cigarette to him.

"I pay?"

"Do you think I'm like a man who has less money for a pack of cigarettes?"

Yang Yikun held an unlit cigarette in his mouth, lying and his heartbeat did not change - the high consistency of psychological experts! Even if he got on the lie detector, he felt that he could pass!

Li Shoucheng has a good personality and is convinced: "The boss helps me get a bottle of Coke!"

Yang Yikun urged on the side: "Isn't it good to take a bottle of pulsation, what kind of cola to drink, the more you drink, the fatter you get!"

"You care! Coke instant noodles, the happiness is boundless!"

"Hahaha...... You're going to wait for the fat to die!

Yang Yikun walked forward with a smile.

Li Shoucheng is a fellow countryman he played with and worked in the same city, he was drunk last night, and it was Li Shoucheng who took him home, and he was full of comfort that women are not important. In fact, Yang Yikun knows that he is also a senior licking dog, which is better than he (was) not daring to talk to women, and can be friends with women, but he can never advance the relationship.

Thinking of this, Yang Yikun stopped and asked, "Didn't you say last time that there was a girl who liked you?"

"Huh?" Li Shoucheng was stunned for a moment, "It's okay." ”

Yang Yikun looked at his unnatural look seriously, and saw through everything: "You said that girl actually has a license plate number on the hard drive!"

"Damn—there's really a lively girl!"

Li Shoucheng followed,

"Hey, I found you, why are you so tricky?

"You didn't give it to you when you suddenly got the hang of it?"

Yang Yikun asked with a smile.

"Don't be verbose! just this hot pot restaurant, look at the decoration is good!"

He was so drunk last night that he didn't eat anything after drinking and drinking, and his stomach was very hungry now.

The body is the capital of everything, and of course he won't treat it badly anymore!

Every part of the young body is full of infinite energy, there is endless enthusiasm, he does not feel tired, he can do everything he loves.

It's a wonderful feeling to be young again, he loves it, he accepts it, he starts to change the way he looks at things - he is born again, he makes his life better, and he makes his friends and family better?

For example, to help Li Shoucheng, a good old man, and let him feel the beauty of love? It's quite pleasant to do this, and I feel much more comfortable for him without a wallet!

While eating, Li Shoucheng was still saying: "I found that you are really a little different, you seem to be ...... Everything is seen calmly. ”

"It's all said to be enlightened! Come on, little brother eats vegetables!"

Yang Yikun gave him food with a colander.

In his past life experience, he was indeed more introverted, an obedient and disciplined child at school, and a good example of listening and sensible at home, and being praised by his neighbors.

The family belongs to the conditions, the parents are alive and doing some business, and there is an older sister who works in a government unit and has married and has a baby, so he, the man, has become the hope of the whole family.

Maybe because he was pinned on high hopes, he was more likely to drill the horns, coupled with the fact that he studied computers in college, and the straight thinking of programmers made it more difficult for him to read women's twists and turns.

In the first 20 years of his life, because of his homely personality, he had a small circle of women he could come into contact with, so he was cautious of women, afraid of losing, and had low self-esteem about feelings.

Until one day he realized from an article that if he didn't make a change, he might be eliminated from society!

In the future, he returned to the present, replacing immature thoughts, and various behaviors and subconscious inherently formed conflicts, so Li Shoucheng felt that he was very strange.

However, someone treated him cheaply, and Li Shoucheng forgot about these: "If every friend of mine makes such a fuss once, my little day will be moisturized!"

Yang Yikun, who ate a lot of meat, scolded with a smile: "You are a little unconscionable to take advantage of this!"

Li Shoucheng is full of truth: "If someone cries, someone must laugh, life, not all the time happy, emotions can not be suppressed and always have to vent, but after that, you still have to go to work, and when you have money and a house, you will find a 20-year-old college student, right?"

Yang Yikun said: "In fact, I can also find 20-year-old college students now." ”

Li Shoucheng showed a look of self-knowledge: "Just our dead house and social animals? The little girl likes the basketball captain and the lead singer of the band, okay!

Yang Yikun smiled noncommittally, he had a lot of thoughts in his heart, there were many thoughts, a person was either content with the status quo or seeking a breakthrough, his heart was wild now,

"I'm going to go back and quit. ”

Li Shoucheng was surprised: "What's wrong? Just because you're uncomfortable in the same company with her?

"Not because of women, but ......"

Li Shoucheng has been his friend for many years, and he is familiar with each other's personalities, and he doesn't believe in this set of statements: "You just fart, it's because of women!"

"I didn't fart – I thought about the important things in life. ”

"What's the matter?"

Yang Yikun has no specific goal, just chatting: "I want to do something meaningful and help others...... Have you ever heard of it? There are two major goals in life, one is survival, and the other is reproduction! The impact of reproduction on human beings is very important, but the research on it is very scarce, there are no curricula in schools, and there are no lesson plans in books. ”

"Do you still need to teach?"

Li Shoucheng feels that reproduction is not instinctive!

Yang Yikun didn't, he threw a bunch of soul torture and asked: "Why don't you use it? Do you have a girlfriend now? Can you find an ideal girlfriend? Our country has 20 or 30 million singles, can you guarantee that your genes will be passed on? Your marriage will be successful, and your wife will not give you a green hat? Or you look at the two women at the table opposite are very good-looking, do you know how to go over and talk to them, get their numbers, and attract them—is there a textbook on this?"

Li Shoucheng was speechless, and glanced at the two urban white-collar beauties at the table diagonally opposite, they looked up with feeling, their eyes swept over, he quickly avoided with a weak heart, lowered his head and pretended to look at his mobile phone.

Yang Yikun looked at all this: "Look at your anxiety and weakness, do you still think that the second goal of reproducing this person's life is not important?"

"Do you want to quit your job and delve into this?"

"Why not? I'm going to pass on my experience and help more people. Like you, like me in the past, like more people who don't know how to deal with the opposite sex. ”

This set of statements attracted Li Shoucheng's sneer: "You just drink two cups of horse urine overnight and blow it hard! You are like a master of picking up girls, and you were drunk with unrequited love last night, and now you are pretending to be like this! You are always going to talk to them!"

"I succeeded in this meal, please?"

"Okay!"

"Look at me!"

What I never expected was that Yang Yikun agreed so happily and so confidently!

Without the slightest prevarication or hesitation, he just said so, then got up, and walked towards their table!

Li Shoucheng hurriedly picked up the glasses on the table and put them on - Yang Yikun had already sat down in front of them, and naturally opened the topic generously, I don't know what to say, the two ladies were smiling, the atmosphere was very harmonious, and the exchange was very pleasant.

They even took the initiative to take out their mobile phones, scanned his WeChat, and shook hands with him one by one.

"I'm going to it! How did this guy do that?"

(PS: The skills will slowly unfold from basic to advanced)