Li Shoucheng, who was stunned, couldn't believe what happened in front of him: Yang Yikun had a good conversation with two urban beauties, not only got the number, but also obviously opened up the topic.

This unexpected feeling of disparity made him pinch his thigh to determine if it was a dream!

It wasn't until Yang Yikun got up to say goodbye and came back, Shi Shiran sat down, and ate something with chopsticks, that he came back to his senses-

The upper body leaned over and whispered incrediblely: "What tricks did you use? Did you pour honey or poison them?"

Yang Yikun relaxed and freehand: "I didn't do anything, just chatted normally." ”

Li Shoucheng still thinks it's unreasonable!

With this kind of delicate and beautiful appearance, most of them are arrogant working women in their hearts, and they will not be associated with their dead houses at all!

His face was full of impossibility, because the logic didn't make sense! Looking at the calm old friend in front of him, he felt even more unfamiliar: "It's just a normal conversation? What did you all talk about?"

Yang Yikun knew that he had to break the casserole and ask to the end, so he put down his chopsticks and restored it to him: "I just went up and looked at one of them and said, 'Hey, I found you very cute, I want to come over and say hello', and then I introduced myself, talked about where people talked about hobbies, and finally said that next time I have time to come out to play, add a WeChat." ”

Li Shoucheng listened even more incredulously: "It's that simple?"

"So what?"

Li Shoucheng couldn't connect with the scenes he imagined in his mind, and the pictures he saw on the Internet that made the sister master and the witty sentences and paragraphs make women laugh!

So he couldn't believe it: "No, you...... Is it really that simple?"

"That's all. Yang Yikun is sure.

What followed was the regret behind the small glasses: "Then I'm going to say this, can it be done?"

It's a pity that Yang Yikun poured cold water: "No." ”

Li Shoucheng confirmed that he heard correctly: "If it's exactly the same, you can go up, and I can't go up?"

Yang Yikun nodded heartily: "Yes!"

Li Shoucheng suddenly felt extremely heartbroken, someone was not fragrant, and threw chopsticks on the table: "Don't eat it!"

Yang Yikun laughed.

He was puzzled: "Why?"

"Because psychologically, you don't have consistency! What you think and what you act can't be consistent, so even if you can recite my words word for word, you're still drawing a tiger and an anti-dog!"

Yang Yikun gave him an analysis from a psychological point of view.

But he still couldn't understand: "Then I can imitate it, eye movements-"

"It's all superficial! What you said is all superficial, but you're not in your heart! I'll ask you, who is in front of my relationship with your buddy and the goddess in your dreams?"

Li Shoucheng thought for a moment and replied: "Surely buddy! Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes!"

Yang Yikun threw out his soul torture and asked: "Then the question is: I will ask you to eat next week, because I have encountered emotional problems, and at the same time, your goddess also asks you to eat, and she also hints that she is empty in her heart and wants someone to accompany her, who do you choose?"

"I'm sure...... Choose a brother. ”

The tone behind him is lower.

As a master of psychology, from his micro-expressions, facial movements, tone and demeanor, Yang Yikun concluded in a second: "You choose a woman!"

Li Shoucheng was dumbfounded, he couldn't quite argue.

Yang Yikun analyzed the blood: "What you said just now, brother first? But when you meet a woman flirting with you, brother is second! Your thoughts and behaviors are not consistent!"

Li Shoucheng is unwilling to save face: "That's not counted! Then you will make this kind of problem every once in a while, but is it easy for a single dog to meet someone you like?

"I wouldn't even say that my brother is number one!"

Yang Yikun shrugged.

Li Shoucheng is heartbroken!

"But I can go on a date and ask her to introduce your best friend to you, and I comfort you that you can only get drunk, but her best friend can make you find the love of licking the dog again. ”

Li Shoucheng, who wanted to have a seizure, suddenly felt that buddy was a choice...... It's pretty good, too!

Yang Yikun continued: "I know you're still unconvinced, you think I can do what I said, and you have hope for the same thing you told me, right—you've already thought about my demeanor just now!"

Detective Xiao Li began: "I know! You were very confident just now, you spoke very slowly, which made people feel comfortable, and you were not in a hurry...... I can learn the same way!"

Yang Yikun continued to torture his soul: "Then the question continues: Do you think you can be as confident as me? I'll call the two ladies at the opposite table right away, let's share the table, and you are responsible for letting them settle the AA bill with us later——"

Yang Yikun was about to raise his hand, but Li Shoucheng hurriedly grabbed him: "Don't! I'm not ready!"

"How long do you need to prepare?" Yang Yikun was always available to greet them.

"A few minutes...... Do you want to change the day?" he thought about it, the more cowardly he became.

Yang Yikun smiled: "So you see it, you think you can do it in your head, but you don't think you can do it in your behavior, you don't have consistency! Even if you memorize my words and talk to them, it won't have much effect." ”

"Hey——!"

In exchange for Xiao Li's long sigh and questions:

"How do you know that?"

Yang Yikun compared the height of a stack of books: "I usually like to study these books, not to blow to you, if I do it again in college, I will definitely be a top student in the field of psychology!"

"Just swell hard!"

Li Shoucheng knew that this guy liked to delve into messy books, and he reluctantly accepted it, but he was not too convinced...... Yang Yikun didn't want to convince him, because what he saw was more convincing.

Halfway through, Li Shoucheng asked, "So you're going to resign and do this?"

"Others can dream of being a scientist and an astronaut, and I am a down-to-earth psychologist and spiritual mentor, helping the majority of the world lick the spare tire of dogs and teach them how to flirt with their sisters, is it wrong?"

"That's right!" Li Shoucheng didn't object, but he also thought about him: "But have you thought about income? Is this goal stable? But others have bought houses and cars, and you are still swaggering and cheating Yang Banxian everywhere!"

originally thought that Yang Yikun would think of a bunch of reasons to refute it, saying that this industry has a future and a rich future.

But he thought twice and agreed: "This business is not profitable." ”

Li Shoucheng was surprised: "Then you still have to do it?"

"But happy! Fun is priceless!"

Yang Yikun grinned.

"Cut—don't ask me to borrow money then!" he disliked, "Sell your figurine first!"

Yang Yikun could see it clearly: "You are especially greedy for my figures, right? You dog!"

Li Shoucheng also learned his cheekiness: "I see if you can sell it when the time comes!"

"Then I'll have to find a way to make money!"

Yang Yikun put down his chopsticks and thought.

From his forties to his twenties, his mind is full of the fear of the reborn in the novel, but think about himself, in addition to the kung fu of swaggering and cheating, he doesn't know anything about the stock market and investment!

I don't even care about the housing prices next year, I can't do business, and I don't want to work part-time...... I've bought lottery tickets three times in my life, and I never cared about it again...... Damn!

He is currently a programmer and his first thought came to Bitcoin.

Now in March 2013, bitcoin is less than $100 a piece, and at the end of 2017, bitcoin will be up to $19,000 a piece, working for two years, plus the New Year's money given by parents and relatives, and currently has a bank deposit of 100,000.

There are fixed assets such as computer hardware and game consoles that are updated every year, and the discount is 20,000 yuan.

The favorite figures, models and the like of the dead house can also be sold second-hand for forty or fifty thousand.

If you run home and tell your mother that you want to flirt with your sister but have no money, you can support tens of thousands, and sell the car that your father said he was going to give him, 150,000 yuan...... What do I want!

Yang Yikun shook his head, and calculated that he had 150,000 yuan to buy bitcoin, assuming that the market price was $100, he could buy about 220 pieces.

Assuming that you can eat steamed bread and pickles mixed for four years, then sell at the peak stage, and under the ideal mode, you can get 4.18 million US dollars, equivalent to about 27 million.

150,000 to get 27 million in four years, there is an internal taste!

In fact, for an ordinary person, this is the most realistic and reliable mode of crossing.

It's just that for a Living Buddha Master who could have so much money in his previous life, this is too miserable, right?