Chapter 004: Show for you

So after Yang Yikun planned himself, he decided: "I will first find a way to make money, and then devote myself to the great cause of the soul and heal the world like you and him licking dogs!"

Even in 2013, licking the dog was a hat that honest people were very reluctant to wear.

Li Shoucheng was unhappy: "Don't lick the dog one by one, treat a woman seriously, and be willing to be nice and affectionate to her! Why should you be called licking the dog?"

Yang Yikun, who had finished eating, gritted his teeth leisurely and kept teasing: "Yes! How can you call licking if you like someone! That is called Pushkin who loves deeply!"

Li Shoucheng took his wallet and was about to settle the bill, but he was quite unhappy when he heard it: "Don't just be weird in that yin and yang! Eat me and drink me, and complain about me there!"

"It's a big deal, I'll pay, give me a good grit about you!"

Some people not only have no money, but also love the portrayal of Bibi!

Li Shoucheng was not happy: "Shut your dog's mouth! ”

"Who doesn't have a lot of money!" Yang Yikun propped his chin and said cool words, "There will always be money, and dogs may not be able to change their!"

Li Shoucheng always felt that this guy was sarcastic, it was very annoying, and he had to fight back: "Don't forget that you are also a single dog, and you will blow it there if you have a lot of luck - I almost believed your nonsense just now!"

Li Shoucheng also felt that it was really luck that he was able to provoke two white-collar beauties just now! Because he said that these theories are easy to overturn!

Yang Yikun smiled and asked, "Do you still think it's luck?"

He didn't believe it: "How can it not be luck!"

Yang Yikun had a little interest in the challenge: "Okay, let's finish eating later, go to the street, you designate any girl to me, I get the number as a success, the success rate is not less than 70%, the number is not less than ten, please ...... A week's errand!"

The little glasses flashed, he had lost just now, and now he wanted to win back the scene: "A word is a certainty!"

"It's a deal!"

Yang Yikun, as a master of social psychology, you are still too young!

Li Shoucheng felt that it was definitely shit luck just now, and he didn't believe that other women were!

Just because they have known each other for so many years, Yang Yikun still doesn't understand what kind of personality he has? When he was in college, when he saw a beautiful woman with dodgy eyes and awkward conversations with girls, he knew that he was there? What are you doing? Drink more hot water!

Yang Yikun's abnormality is not enough to overturn his impression of more than ten years, so he thinks that this guy is lucky with shit! He adheres to his inherent creed: both of them are dead house single dogs!

So after eating, it was night and the lights were on.

In the warm weather of early summer, the streets and alleys are full of girls dressed up in flowers, in groups of three or two, or shopping or shopping, building a series of eye-catching landscapes.

Li Shoucheng confirmed that he really wanted to do it: "Walking on the busiest pedestrian street?"

"Whatever. ”

Yang Yikun went to the bathroom just now to apply a hair glue, his hair was long and he didn't have time to cut it, so he made a back, rolled up the sleeves on both sides of his shirt, deliberately opened a button, and rolled up the leg of his jeans.

With a few simple operations, the honest image suddenly changed.

Li Shoucheng felt that his eyes and demeanor were different, he used to feel that he was not confident when he walked with his head down, but now he has a flamboyant and uninhibited attitude, unlike the dead house that cowered and had no confidence before.

But it was still difficult for Li Shoucheng to reverse the inherent opinion, so he decided to find out!

As the two walked down the street, Li Shoucheng's eyes swept dizzily, and he soon caught a cute young girl in a short skirt and stockings and a fisherman's hat, who was taking pictures with her friends.

"The stockings are over the knee!"

“OK!”

Li Shoucheng hid and watched, Yang Yikun just strode forward, greeted, smiled and chatted, and in less than three minutes, he shook the girl's little hand, and in the shyness of the other party, he got the WeChat ID.

Li Shoucheng looked at Yang Yikun who came back blankly, he didn't believe in evil, and then found a woman who looked cold and difficult to touch: "Next...... Just the one who wears a little blazer, wavy curly hair, and a royal sister's face!"

"Okay. ”

Yang Yikun still has the principle of three seconds, without hesitation, but the royal sister in the suit was a little embarrassed at first, she questioned Yang Yikun: You just go to the street to talk to girls?

Li Shoucheng felt that if he was himself, he would be absolutely embarrassed and run away at this time!

But Yang Yikun didn't leave, the cheerful smile on his face never changed, he not only wanted to go to the royal sister's WeChat, but also hugged her in the end!

He's back again, and he's coming back victorious!

Li Shoucheng's worldview is about to collapse, and he pointed to one more: "The group over there, the one on the left with a slightly pointed chin and a bit of an Internet celebrity face with long legs." ”

Yang Yikun went up, several girls were together, and in an instant all eyes focused on him, looking, curious and questioning!

Li Shoucheng, who was far away, could feel embarrassed!

How bold is it for so many models and radiant girls to look at you? But Yang Yikun is still talking and laughing there, he uses his mobile phone to take pictures of them, and even takes photos with them!

I managed to get it in a few minutes of incredible...... Li Shoucheng was a little numb, he continued to point to the next, Yang Yikun was still successful. Next, Success...... Ten people accosted him, and only two rejected him!

One thinks that Yang Yikun is a psychopath, which is the most normal result in Li Shoucheng's eyes, and the second is because he wears a wedding ring and does not accept overtures.

Looking at the return of the master again, Li Shoucheng only had one sentence in a thousand words: "Why?"

Yang Yikun sat down on the bench and leaned back tactically: "No, why, do you want to learn?"

"Yes, for sure!"

"But I said...... , this doesn't look like you! When did you get so bold? Something is wrong! I said, you can't be a giveaway, right?"

Yang Yikun was quite speechless: "You have read too many special novels!"

"And what about you?"

He couldn't explain this question very well: "I was hit hard, and I suddenly had a thorough epiphany, and I found that if I flirt with my sister, I will be invincible if I don't have a face, okay?"

Li Shoucheng thought of the sullen character of the dead friend again, what kind of psychology did he look at all day in the past, mind reading...... If you encounter a blow, it may not be distorted!

Yang Yikun began to shift his focus: "Do you want me to count the bad things you did when you were a child...... Let's start with the second year of junior high school, when you didn't wear pants in gym class and were stripped of your pants in the playground—"

Li Shoucheng hurriedly stopped: "Hey, brother! Don't you take revenge! I can't believe it? Can you still be friends, do you want me to treat you for a week?"

Childhood events made him feel funny, hooking Xiao Li's shoulder and recalling as he walked: "Actually, to be honest, I used to just force myself into a misunderstanding, but after stepping out, I found that women are just that thing, she is not important! The important thing is that I still have an iron buddy!"

Li Shoucheng was quite useful: "What you said - why don't you have a treat for that week?"

Yang Yikun stopped: "What did you say?"

Li Shoucheng thought he hadn't heard clearly: "I said or forget it-"

"No, the last sentence!"

"I'm in for a week?"

Yang Yikun shook his shoulder vigorously: "Good buddy! I really didn't mistake you in what you say!"

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