Chapter 357: The Moon Is So Full Tonight (Chapter 1)
Ye Feihuo hurried back from the Yuemen, and when he arrived at the door of the farmhouse, he found that the three guests had already arrived.
Just seeing the appearance of these three guests, Ye Fei was a little confused, because these three guests are really too individual, Brother Baozhuan is not bad, he is decent, not too handsome, at least a little worse than himself, well, Ye Fei thinks so, but Tao Tao and Master Huineng are really eye-catching.
It wasn't until this time that Ye Fei didn't know why gluttony was called gluttony, this girl's mouth was not ordinarily big, her gluttonous mouth was so big, she could eat anything, and it was estimated that this guy was about the same.
There is also Master Huineng, a bright and round head, which is reflective in the noon sun.
Time rewinds twelve hours....... you read that right, it is twelve hours backwards, that is, around twelve o'clock in the middle of the night last night.
A person came to the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse, this person got out of the taxi, then took out the huge suitcase from the trunk, looked up at the farmhouse in front of him, this thing was about to jump up with joy, and kept chanting: "Ye Shen, I'm here, Ye Shen, I finally see you, you can eat the best food soon, ah, ah, wow, Ka Ka ........"
With that, the man came to the door of the farmhouse, looked at the closed door, and then stabilized his excitement and reached out to knock on the door.
At first, he didn't dare to push too hard, but knocked three times gently, and shouted: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, I'm gluttonous, can you open the door?"
Inside the farmhouse: "........"
Like a silent mass grave, you can even hear the whining of a few night beasts in the distance.
Gluttony scratches his head, and his heart says what's going on?
He thought that his knock on the door was quiet, so he knocked on the door with more force, and said in a loud voice: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, are you at home?
Inside the farmhouse: "........"
The dead silence remains.
The gluttony was a little unsettled, and said in his heart, "What's the matter? Is there no one? Could it be that the residence is too far away from the door, and the sound of his knock on the door is small, so he didn't hear it?
Thinking of this, this product increased its strength again, and did not knock on the door, but directly clenched his fists, and smashed it against the gate of the farmhouse.
At the same time, the gluttony almost used up all the strength to eat, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, open the door, I'm glutton, the one who often brags and farts in the live broadcast room, I'm going to be your live broadcast guest tomorrow, open the door, okay?"
This time, the gluttonous heart said that Ye Shen would never hear it again, but he used his greatest strength.
But after waiting for a while, the goods had the urge to cry, because there was still no response in the farmhouse, and there was no one at all.
Gluttony is so crazy, what is the heart saying, how can there be no one? In the middle of the night, the taxi is gone, where are you going?
Pulling the suitcase, the goods almost had to go around the farmhouse, and finally returned to the gate, and then put the suitcase aside, the famous local tyrant gluttony, squatting at Ye Fei's door, shrunk his arms, blowing a small breeze, be careful of the liver wow wow cool.
"It's really a beep dog, you have to know that if you don't come so early, how can Ye Shen not be at home? I still think about coming a little earlier, I can rub one more delicious meal, this rubbing a hammer, it's just rubbing an extra meal, ahhh ”
Shrunk at the door and waited for a while, thinking that Ye Shen would come back in a while, and he insisted on it a little longer.
But after waiting for more than an hour, the gluttony waited for only the mountain wind to be stronger, although the current wind blowing on the body is not cold, but it can't stand the long blowing time.
"It's pressing, Ye Shen estimates that he won't come back at all tonight, tonight Lao Tzu wants to see the moon and see the dawn." ”
The gluttonous little heart was about to break, squatting at the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse, sniffling for a while, tightening the suit of more than 20,000 yuan on his body for a while, and then looking up at the round moon in the sky, and muttering to himself.
"The moon is so round tonight. ”
At first, this guy was fine, and he could still hold on, but when it was more than four o'clock in the morning, the gluttony couldn't hold on anymore, and the thing fell asleep in a daze, but one didn't pay attention, and sat on the ground, he was too lazy to move, so he leaned against the wall, felt a little more comfortable, and then slept.
He slept until six o'clock in the morning, and when he was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt someone touch him.
He woke up after a gluttonous spirit, he thought it was Ye Fei who came back, jumped up from the ground, and said excitedly: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, you are finally back...... Damn, what the hell?"
When he saw the person in front of him clearly, the whole person was messy, and he saw a guy with a bright head standing there in front of him, with his hands folded and looking at him with a smile.
"Donor, you're gluttonous, aren't you?"
Gluttony looked at the big monk in front of him, suddenly understood, and hurriedly returned the salute.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, sir, are you Master Huineng?"
This sentence spanned three areas, and he didn't care.
Master Huineng laughed and said, "It's the poor monk, I didn't expect the gluttonous benefactor to come so early." ”
As soon as I said this, I wanted to go crazy.
What did the heart say that I came so early, I came quite early, I came here yesterday, and I squatted here all night.
"Just came, just came. "He didn't want anyone to know that he had been squatting here all night, so he lied.
Master Huineng laughed and said, "It seems that I really have a fate with the gluttonous benefactor. ”
"Haha, yes, yes, Master Huineng came quite early. ”
"It's okay, in fact, I arrived at about twelve o'clock last night, thinking that it was so late, maybe Ye Shen had already rested, so I found a hotel in the city to rest for a night, and I came early today, but I didn't expect the gluttonous donor to come earlier than me." ”
Tao Tao suddenly didn't want to talk to Hui Neng, because this monk always caught this topic and talked to him, your sister, I was still sleeping here when you came, did you say that I came early?
The thing snorted a few words, and ignored Hui Neng.
Huineng didn't care, maybe the monks were used to being alone, and it was the same whether anyone spoke or not.
By this time, it was already a little bright.
Standing outside the farmhouse, Master Huineng observed the farmhouse, and suddenly burst out laughing, startling the glutton.
"Monk, you're sick!"
Master Huineng: "........ donor, how do you say this?"
"You're all right, what are you happy about? ”
"Haha, I saw that Ye Shen's farmhouse is in a good location, so I laughed. ”
"........ you still read feng shui?"
"I know a little bit about it. ”
"What's wrong with Ye Shen's courtyard?"
"Donor, look, the courtyard of the leaf god is from east to west, and the bamboo building is in the east, this is a dragon, the dragon is out of the east, the dragon head is in the east, and the leaf god is in the dragon, which is auspicious. ”
“………..”
Although Tao Tao didn't understand feng shui, as soon as he heard Hui Neng say this, he knew that this monk was definitely blind, and Nima even pulled out the dragon, what is it that is not blind?
He was completely uninterested in talking to Hui Neng, and sat on the suitcase alone and yawned.
Suddenly, he heard Huineng standing aside and muttering and began to chant the scriptures, gluttony was curious, stood up and leaned closer, wanting to listen to what scriptures were recited, but after listening clearly, gluttony exploded.
I listened to Hui Neng's mouth moving quickly, and read: "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes and pour out grape skins........"
Gluttony: "..........."
"Master, are you really a monk?"
Huineng opened his eyes and said, "It's really true." ”
"But what country is this scripture you are reading........ which country's scripture is this?"
Huineng said without blushing and heartbeat: "How can this be a scripture? This is a tongue twister, don't hide the donor's jokes, I am a bad person, I can't read the scriptures in my stomach, so I finally felt that I need to practice more tongue twisters when I have nothing to do, this effect is still very good, many scriptures can be read out slowly, so I persevered, and slowly became a habit, and I hope that the owner will not laugh." ”
Gluttony: "......., that's okay?"
"Yes, it does. ”
"Well, you're awesome. ”
"The donor has won the prize, Amitabha, eat grapes without spitting out the skins, pour out the skins without eating grapes, eat grapes without spitting out the skins, and pour out the skins without eating grapes......"