Chapter 358: I Suddenly Have a Bold Idea (Chapter 2)
Gluttony really served the great monk Huineng, and when the monks recited the scriptures, he directly recited tongue twisters, which was really wonderful.
This thing is too lazy to say anything more to Huineng , a monk who has scriptures and doesn't read tongue twisters, what do you and him have to say?
The two of you are you pronouncing your tongue twister, and I am sitting on the box and taking my nap, and they have nothing to do with each other.
At about ten o'clock in the morning, the two of them didn't wait for Ye Fei to appear, but they waited for a red treasure diamond.
This red diamond can be seen from a long distance, because it is so bright and eye-catching.
The gluttony was napping when he heard the sound of a car in the distance, and this guy opened his eyes directly, and hurriedly stood up and looked into the distance.
Master Huineng stopped reciting tongue twisters and looked into the distance.
"Is Ye Shen back?"
"I don't know, judging by Lao Ke's experience for so many years, since this car is a red car, then it is most likely for the female donor. ”
“…………..”
", monk, I'm more and more skeptical about whether you're a real monk now. ”
"Lao Ge is really a monk. ”
"Do monks know women so well?"
"No, I'm not understanding women, I'm understanding the world, Amitabha. ”
"...........!"
The two of them waited anxiously, and after a while, the red diamond drove closer, and then the car door opened, and a person jumped out of the car.
Seeing this person, Tao Tao and Master Huineng were all speechless.
"Male?"
Judging by Lao Wei's experience over the years, this person is indeed a man. ”
", master, I'm okay with you, do you still need to judge this from experience? Everyone can see that this girl is a man, it's really funny. ”
"Hehe, Amitabha, although this person is a man, he is a little crooked. ”
“……….”
Gluttony really knelt down for this great monk, he understands everything, and he can see everything, are you in the temple to specialize in studying these messy things?
"How so?"
"This man is red, drives a red car, lacks masculinity, you see that there is an earring on his earlobe, this is a woman's appearance, indicating that this person yearns for a woman's femininity in his heart, not a man's masculinity, so the old man deduced that this person is a little crooked. ”
Gluttony listened to the black lines on his head, he didn't bother to ask any more, and hurriedly stayed away from the big monk, looking like I didn't know him.
The red diamond sports car came to the door, and then Brother Bao Diamond jumped out of the car, but the goods jumped down and looked stunned, because he found that there were already two people standing at the door, but these two people were too stylish, one with a big mouth and a scary head, and the other with a bright head.
"Ahem, are the two of you Mr. Gluttony and Master Huineng in?"
Gluttony nodded.
Master Huineng said: "Amitabha, poor monk Huineng, donor, you just lost your money." ”
Gluttony: "......."
He really wants to run away, he thinks it's really embarrassing to be with such an unreliable monk, what are you talking about, as soon as we met, I said that people lost money, what about the curse?
Who knew that Brother Bao Diamond was taken aback and said, "How did the master know?"
Huineng pointed to Brother Baozuan's pocket and said, "The pocket is broken, I see that the seal was cut by someone else with a sharp weapon and stole the wallet." ”
"Amazing, the monk is really a monk, TMD broke the silver state, Lao Tzu just got out of the train station and let people steal the wallet, fortunately I didn't put the documents inside, this place is really hateful. ”
"Hehe, blessing is evil, disaster is blessing, the donor loses money to be able to eat the food of the leaf god, I think it's worth it!"
The corners of Brother Baozuan's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that I was a guest, okay, I came here to eat what that guy made, but there is no need to lose my wallet.
"The master is really comforting, by the way, why don't you go in? Don't wait for me outside, whoever comes first will go first. ”
Gluttony: "...... We wanted to go in, but we couldn't go in, Ye Shen wasn't at home. ”
Brother Baozuan: "........ me, what about making trouble? He asked us to come, how could he not be at home? Can this person be reliable?"
"Maybe Ye Shen is in a hurry, or this is just a temporary location for Ye Shen's live broadcast, he lives somewhere else, this doesn't blame Ye Shen, blame us for coming too early. ”
"Damn, you've really brainwashed him, wait, I hope he can show up soon. ”
The three of them began to wait for Ye Fei at the door.
The wait was more than an hour, and it was twelve o'clock, so they waited for Ye Fei to appear.
Ye Fei got out of the car, looked at the three of them and said a little embarrassed: "Three, I'm really sorry, I went out last night for a little thing, and I came back a little late." ”
Gluttony was so excited, I finally saw Ye Shen, and it was worth it for me to suffer this night, so I hurriedly ran up and said, "Ye Shen, it's okay, it's already very good that you can appear." ”
Master Huineng also said: "It's better to be late than never, Master Ye, the live broadcast started at ten o'clock, it's twelve o'clock, and there are still ten minutes left, you can be considered punctual." ”
Brother Baozuan is about to jump up, he is an Internet celebrity, and when he goes out on a date, others wait for him, when did he wait for others to wait for so long.
"Ye Fei, you are too much, do you know how long we have been waiting for you? I have been waiting for two hours. ”
Ye Fei smiled at him awkwardly.
At this time, Master Huineng said: "Treasure Diamond Donor, calm your anger, the old man has been waiting for six hours. ”
Diamond: "......"
Ye Fei: "........."
Tao Tao also looked at Brother Bao Diamond and said angrily: "I've been waiting for twelve hours, I came at twelve o'clock last night, and I've been squatting at the door, I have no opinion, what is your name?"
Diamond: "........"
Ye Fei: "........"
Huineng: ".............."
All three of them looked at the glutton.
Gluttony yawned and said depressedly: "I thought Ye Shen, you were at home last night, so you came over early, but the result was ...... Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, who doesn't have a temporary emergency to deal with, I understand, I understand. ”
Seeing that the gluttony said this, Ye Fei was really moved, this is the iron fan who has been tempered for thousands of years, not only does he not blame himself for being late, but he also makes excuses and excuses for himself, he is really a good person.
"Three, my fault, my fault, so let's go in first, I will make more of each food during the live broadcast for a while, and make amends to a few people. ”
Tao Tao said excitedly: "This can be had." ”
Huineng: "Great goodness." ”
Brother Bao Diamond: ".......... I eat a lot, you should also know, I ate eight catties of dry rice yesterday." ”
Ye Fei shuddered, he suddenly regretted a little that he had let Brother Bao Diamond come, and it was estimated that he would throw money into it today.
Just when Ye Fei was in a cold sweat, he said gluttonously: "Isn't it the same as losing if you eat so much, why do you eat so much?"
Brother Baozuan: "............... I don't want to talk to you. ”
Ye Fei opened the door, and the four of them walked inside.
When they came to the courtyard, when the three of them saw the scenery in the courtyard, all the depression just now disappeared.
No way.
Ye Fei's farmhouse yard has been systematically renovated, not only the surrounding environment is pleasant, but also the layout is also staggered and very level.
"Great place, really nice place, it's a pleasure to stay here. ”
"Let me tell you Ye Fei, if it weren't for the fact that the scenery in your yard is not bad, I really don't want to forgive you today, it's the first time that my Brother Baozuan has waited so hard for someone, and he is still waiting for a man. ”
"Amitabha, the scenery here is excellent, Lord Ye, the old man suddenly had a bold idea. ”
Ye Fei, Tao Tao and Brother Bao Diamond looked at the big monk in unison, and they all had a bad premonition, and said in their hearts, what bold ideas do you have?
Sure enough, Master Huineng said with a blushing face and a heartbeat: "The old man suddenly wants to move the temple here and practice here." ”
When Ye Fei and the three of them heard this, their bodies shook, and they all almost fell to the ground.
"Don't!!Master, I also rented someone else's here, without the permission of others, I don't dare to let you practice here, really, it's not that I'm not close to Ye Fei, but I really can't be the master of this matter." ”
Ye Fei was really sweating, this big monk, you are really fucked up with this idea, do you know?
"Hahaha, Lao Wei is just talking casually, Ye Shen don't care. ”
Ye Fei smiled awkwardly.
A few people said, crazy, and came to the door of the bamboo building, Ye Fei took out the key and opened the door on the first floor of the bamboo building.
As soon as the door opened, everyone felt a refreshing breath coming out of the room, and there was a faint fragrance in it, which made people feel refreshed after smelling it.
Especially gluttony, he squatted at Ye Fei's door all night, although he squinted for a few hours, he didn't rest well, and his head was still a little dazed, but after smelling this elegant aroma, he felt as if he had been empowered by Daigo, and his brain woke up in an instant, and the whole person was unprecedentedly energetic.
"I'm rubbing, Ye Shen's house ........"
"It smells so good. ”
"Rosewood is fragrant, refreshing, and kind. ”
Tao Tao turned his head and glared at Hui Neng, and said, "Master, did you watch Ye Shen's live broadcast with your nose? Don't you know that yesterday's video of Ye Shen showed bamboo?"
Huineng: "Oh oh, Amitabha, the old man made a mistake, the old man made a mistake. ”
Several people all rolled their eyes, and said in their hearts that the things of the two days before and after, you made a mistake, you just didn't watch Ye Shen's live broadcast carefully, let me tell you, don't pretend.
Entering the house, when several people saw Ye Fei's fragrant bamboos all over the house, they were still a little dumbfounded, because these bamboos were more shocking than watching in the video, and they brought a huge impact to people's eyes.
The room is full of verdant bamboo, decorating the whole room like a fairyland, and in the center of the bamboo, there is a bamboo table and four bamboo chairs, also made of emerald bamboo.
Sitting at this bamboo table to eat, listening to the surrounding bamboo waves, smelling the elegant bamboo fragrance and refreshing people's spleen, it is definitely a great enjoyment of life.
Just when the three of them felt incredible, Ye Fei came to the bamboo table, opened the computer directly, and said: "The time has come, let's start today's live broadcast, although it is a bit hasty, but I still hope to be able to make a delicious meal that satisfies everyone." ”