After arranging Li Shoucheng, Yang Yikun returned to his life first.

Pixel Bird is making good progress, and he's perfecting some of the content.

After repeated testing and investigation, the game is finally freshly baked!

The program icon appeared in the phone, the silly sausage-mouthed clown bird, with a light tap on the screen with its fingertips, it began to leap happily, shuttling through pipes of different lengths, or happily passing through, or crashing to death!

Yang Yikun played for a while, his face changed from happy to silent, from silent to serious, from serious to can't help but smash his mobile phone, but fortunately he controlled his hand in time!

Now there is no excitement in his heart about the success of the project, only the thought of revenge on society: "I must not be the only one who suffers so much!"

……

Yang Yikun is engaged in IT, and has many friends in related fields, they have done the operation of the application market, and the moderator of the mobile game forum...... I checked the list of friends and made an appointment to dinner.

Human beings are social animals, and generally there is a dominant person in the community, who is usually the most charismatic, the most organized, and the first person that comes to mind (alpha).

Yang Yikun is now playing the role of this organizer, and he posted a message in the group: "@全体成员!

There was a quick response in the group, and in addition to some nonsense, someone said: "It's not interesting for a group of men to get together like this and drink stuffy." ”

"I don't have time to sleep on the weekend!"

"I don't have a girl to say a few handfuls!"

If it was before, Yang Yikun had no problem with the ridicule of these people, but now he threw out a killer weapon in his hands: "I made an appointment with a few beautiful and single girls, and there is a kind of you saying what you just said again!"

As soon as the topic of girls came out, the group of friends suddenly aroused wolf howls!

Although programmers usually don't have a circle of women, as long as they are normal, their genes will prompt them to desire girls and love.

It's just that some people still suspect: "I don't read much, don't lie to me, blow up the photos first!"

Yang Yikun picked a few girls he had recently contacted and sent photos of their circle of friends to the group, and suddenly a group of men began to cry wolf, all excited,

"This body is really my thing!"

"I just like this kind of PP warping!"

"Tell me the address, Brother Kun!"

There are benefits, all of them are exposed, and they were not inferior just now, and now they are familiar with a brother!

Yang Yikun typed funny: "I'll ask my sister to ask their friends over, they are all a group of young and lively girls, let's eat first, play games, sing and sing, whether you can be flirtatious depends on your ability." ”

Then: "Who is going to sign up now?

"I'm shaking your window, Brother Kun!"

"I suddenly realized that time can be squeezed!"

"It doesn't matter if I'm a sister or not, the main thing is that I haven't seen my friends for too long, and I miss them very much. ”

Yang Yikun felt that it was okay to sleep earlier, and you were in the field and swore that the high-speed rail would definitely arrive in the afternoon...... You kid has a future!

made an appointment with six people at once, and Yang Yikun also specially promised benefits: the sister is enough, the quality is passable, and there is no chance to ask grandpa to sue grandma!

Although everyone smelled the slightest hint of conspiracy, these cute program dogs!

So Yang Yikun struck while the iron was hot and asked them to do a little favor: "I recently made a little game, you can help me take a look and give some evaluation!"

"What's the game?"

"Send it!"

Yang Yikun sent them the name of Android and the name of Apple's APP one by one, and then waited with malice, waiting for the moment when they were so angry that they wanted to smash their mobile phones and itch their teeth!

His best friend Li Shoucheng is also in the team, he knows that Yang Yikun has not been looking for a job since he resigned, and now he understands that he is tinkering with this thing, so he downloaded it as soon as possible.

It's easy to search in the Apple Store.,The game is free.,It's very small.,It's loaded in a few clicks.,After opening the page.,There's a strong crude.、Rough production style.。

"The graphics have no selling point, so it must be the gameplay. ”

Li Shoucheng muttered, clicked on the screen, and the game began immediately - the ugly sausage-billed bird, tap the screen, and it will fly.

In the ups and downs of the obstacles, the game is full of malice towards novices at the beginning, Li Shoucheng only scored four points, and unfortunately hit his head on the obstacles, game over!

"Z-I'll go!"

Li Shoucheng belongs to the kind of game manufacturer's favorite player, he has to explore everything, what achievements he wants to complete! Give him a set of picking up garbage 4, he can play until the sky is dark!

So for this kind of rookie-like frustration, he is not allowed, and he clicks on the screen with his fingers and continues to fight again...... Die again, fight again, die again, fight again!

Although this is a game with stupid graphics, it just makes people can't stop! Not only Li Shoucheng, but several other friends also felt the malice of this game after dying one after another!

The sausage mouth is broken, the bird is flying there vigorously, the level never ends, how stupid it looks, but how to play it makes people unable to control the urge to do it again after death!

"Damn! I'm dead again!"

"Fly now, you stupid bird!"

"Ahhh

In all kinds of complaints, most of Yang Yikun's friends couldn't stop, and the first person to send him a message was a college classmate, and his evaluation was: "It's more difficult, but I personally don't like to play much, it's too monotonous!"

This is a user who doesn't like it, but Yang Yikun's attitude is very open: "My purpose is to abuse people, and some players like to play so painfully and happily." ”

Yan Kuan couldn't comprehend: "Does anyone really want to play with it?"

Yang Yikun typed: "There are so many weirdos in the world, Tetris has been studied by someone to play the game, and monotony can't stop it from becoming a classic." ”

Yan Kuan still spoke with a tendon: "I don't understand, shouldn't I make the picture style richer and the levels a little more......?"

The program dog is more serious, although Yang Yikun knows his starting point, in order to seriously comment and help himself. But there are really these honest friends in life, overexerting too much force!

Yang Yikun heard this, and hurriedly typed: "Big brother, you have time to be honest with me here, you might as well think more about what clothes to wear for the Saturday night party!"

The other party called: "Okay......"

"But I think the position where your banner ad appears is very accurate!"

"Get out!"

Yang Yikun blacked him for an hour.

Except for Yan Kuan, a person who doesn't understand sex, the other seven friends are all on the same page about this game: they hate it so much that their teeth itch, but they are reluctant to stop!

"This game is poisonous! Yang Yikun, you are poisoning!"

"I can't stop at all, it's so sadistic!"

"I want to smash my phone!"

Seeing these angry messages sent, with blades and blood-spraying expressions, Yang Yikun smiled and replied proudly: "But you guys keep playing, don't you?"