Knowing that the old brother in the group - it is a soft girl who may come over, everyone has different expressions.

Among them, the most incredible is Li Shoucheng.

Yang Yikun began to strike wantonly: "This guy scares people to death every day, and now the big man who picks his feet has become a soft girl with a soft voice and a soft body, I want to see how you will face it later." ”

Li Shoucheng, who was eating vegetables, felt that it was not fragrant, and put down his chopsticks and complained: "How do I know that she is a woman!" She drives with our group every day, and as soon as she enters the group, she asks people everywhere for planting. ”

When Tang Kewen heard this, he slapped his thigh, and suddenly broke the case: "You kid planted the gourd baby for her, right?

As soon as these words came out, everyone was about to laugh under the table.

"You're talented!"

Yang Yikun held his stomach a little painful,

"She'll be here later, and if you want to fight, I won't stop you. ”

Li Shoucheng frowned and wondered, "I'm not ...... Besides, you're not a novice, what's wrong with the next gourd baby? Now the Internet speed is so fast, we only had to cheat back then, a megabyte of broadband only has 110k in a second, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and you will show me this, and you will also play the code!"

Li Shoucheng is a typical person who talks to acquaintances and can't stop.

Yang Yikun was amused, and interrupted: "Anyway, I'll see if you are a good-looking guy later, so I will put it aside and lick it." ”

Xiao Li shook his head: "I don't lick!"

Tang Kewen doesn't think: "He just licks it when he sees a good-looking one." ”

"I said it! I'm Li Shoucheng, don't lick!"

Li Shoucheng looked at Yan Kuan, who was the most honest and sincere among the others, and his brother had few words but a lot of ideas, and he was often concise and to the point-

"You've been licking before. ”

Look at the programmer's meticulous logical thinking! "Before", "both licked", there is a high probability that he will lick now.

"Oh, why am I fighting with you!"

Li Shoucheng patted his head, this slap was solid, and several women at the next table were already secretly laughing.

He put down his hand in embarrassment and lowered his voice: "I already have a sister, and I definitely don't like Lao Yang who is half-hearted!"

Yang Yikun folded his arms and leaned back, and after laughing enough, he had the heart to ask him: "By the way, what progress have you made with Shen Mengying?"

"We're in the phase of mutual affection. He said.

Yang Yikun understood: "Is it kissing and not yet getting to the next step?"

"Huh?" he shook his head, "No, we're still getting to know each other. ”

"You didn't even hold your hand?"

Li Shoucheng scratched his head: "I feel that I don't seem to have that kind of emotion, I can't find a point to advance." ”

Yang Yikun also wondered: "She has a crush on you, right? And you've known each other for so long, and you've made a few appointments, so what's going on?"

"We went shopping, we went shopping, we talked and laughed — we talked to women the way you did, I relaxed and we were all happy. ”

"Just happy? Don't you hug and hold hands when she's happy?"

Li Shoucheng shook his head: "I once looked at her eyes, and I had a little thought, but she retreated and dodged, and after that, I felt that it shouldn't be okay." ”

Yang Yikun thought for a moment, "How do you usually chat with her?"

Li Shoucheng was also puzzled: "How can I remember? It's just talking about life and work, we obviously talked very well, and we talked a lot more than you, but we just didn't find the emotional point." ”

Yang Yikun didn't embarrass him, and asked specifically: "When you list your daily conversations, when you talk about life, you must have a man-woman dialogue!"

Li Shoucheng remembered a little: "Oh! At the beginning, she said that she felt bored when she didn't go to class, and that she had nothing to do alone, and then I said, 'Me too, I'm usually bored when I can't find things at home, but when I meet you, I feel that life is starting to be colorful', and I praised her." ”

Yang Yikun looked at the other two: "What do you think of this?"

Tang Kewen participated: "It should be quite normal to praise the girl and make her happy, right?"

"What about you?"

Yan Kuan also nodded: "How can you say it if you don't say that?"

"No!

Yang Yikun shook his head,

"This is the normal expression in the eyes of a typical man, but the abnormal behavior in terms of value output!"

"How?"

Three pairs of eyes looking forward to and eager to learn are focused together.

"On the surface, complimenting a woman makes her happy, as it should be. But at the core, just like Xiao Li's sentence, I usually stay at home and can't find things and am bored, the subtext is: I am usually bored!

"Until I met you, life began to be colorful - this sentence seems to be a compliment, but in fact, it is a request for value, she becomes a giver of happiness, and you are a taker, and low-value people will ask for it!"

"So in the whole sentence, you reveal everywhere that you are a boring low-value person, she is positioned higher than you, you are eager to be recognized by her, and you need to chase her meaning!"

The three of them were explained like this, and they all understood.

"I've become a licking dog again?"

Li Shoucheng was hit.

Yang Yikun shook his head: "This is not a licking dog, but this is a typical behavior of pleasing and lowering one's own value! I told you before, the high-value alpha type attracts women, right?"

Li Shoucheng remembers: "I know that the attitude and eyes must be firm, and you must have your own demeanor. ”

Yang Yikun analyzed: "This is not enough, I forgot that you are different from me, and more importantly, you didn't do a good job in the chat! Just like what you said just now, you are releasing low value!"

"Let me ask you again, when you go out to play, do you always ask for her opinion, or take into account her opinion, and you think a lot about how she might feel?"

Li Shoucheng thought, "I want her to feel comfortable...... Yes. ”

"Are you deliberately complimenting, to make her say that she is good, that she is special, to try to make her happy?"

"Yes. ”

"In a lot of conversations, you don't stand your ground, and you think in your heart, 'I'll talk about what she likes to hear?'"

"Yes. ”

Yang Yikun decided the case: "So you have always adopted a low-value chat method! These unconscious sentences keep subtracting points for you!"

"If you think about my chat with women (Du Xinyi and Yang Lina's part), I have always maintained an attitude: I am judging you, I am testing you, I am like an interviewer, and you are a candidate!"

"When they are proud, I will suppress them! They think they are perfect, and I will find fault with them! Even when I praise them, I still maintain the attitude of the interviewer, I don't put all my strength out - I rarely say: you are the [most beautiful] woman in the world, my [whole heart] beats for you, you are my [world]...... These words, I have lost too much power, I will not say that!"

"I'll just say: you're pretty, but I don't know enough about you, you might be a little cold!"

"Or: you have a comfortable personality, and those women who are too good-looking are pampered and willful!"

"Listen to me, I'm complimenting her, but I'm also interviewing her – I've always maintained a higher value proposition than her!"

Li Shoucheng and the others listened to it, and felt that the blocked place in their heads began to unblock!

PS: Of course it's licking