Chapter 362: Toilet Seats

"Little ...... The little one didn't dare! just ...... I...... I'm just joking with my cousin!Just kidding!" Lin Li landed on the ground with his hands on the ground, his head on the ground, like a pug, and he didn't dare to look at Xiao Chu at all.

Xiao Chu said lightly: "If I'm not mistaken, I seem to have said that no one is allowed to touch her!

Lin Li hurriedly explained: "I...... I'm really just joking with my cousin! really, I can swear!"

"Oh, really?" Xiao Chu condensed an ice chair on the spot and sat on it, with a playful smile on his face, "It seems that I still don't know enough about you humans, dressed like this and joking, should I say that you are open?" or should I say ...... You treat me as a white idiot!"

The moment the last word came out of her mouth, the temperature around her dropped again, not to mention Lin Shiya, even the strong Lin Li couldn't help but shudder.

Hurriedly begged for mercy: "Female ...... Queen......-sama! Only...... I was just dizzy for a moment and begged for ...... Please, just spare me this time! I won't dare next time!"

Xiao Chu's face turned pale: "Is there a next time?"

Lin Li hurriedly explained: "No...... No, I mean, there will be no next time, I will see my cousin in the future......"

Lin Shiya hugged her arms and interrupted: "Who is your cousin? I don't have a shameless cousin like you!"

The temperature was too low, and Lin Shiya, who was not wearing much, danced instantly.

"Yes, yes! When I see Miss Shiya in the future, I will definitely stay away! I promise not to think anything wrong about her again!" Lin Li continued to beg for mercy, "Your Excellency Queen, give me a chance! I will definitely ......"

Xiao Chu ignored Lin Li at all, turned his face to look at Lin Shiya, who was shivering with cold, and said, "What do you want to do?"

"I ......"

Table ...... No, Miss Shiya, you forgot...... Someone bullied you before, who did it stand up for you? Also, you don't have pocket money, who secretly gave it to you......" Lin Li was afraid that she would ask for her own life, so he hurriedly played the emotional card.

Lin Li was really good to Lin Shiya in the past, and Lin Shiya was already soft-hearted, so she couldn't be ruthless.

Looking at the groveling and flattering man in front of him, Lin Shiya sighed: "This time...... Just spare his life!, but ......."

Lin Li hurriedly buckled his head: "Thank you Shiya, thank you Shiya! You are such a good person!"

Xiao Chu looked at Lin Shiya: "What else do you have to add? Do you want to help you get rid of that thing? In this way, he won't bully you." ”

What the!?

What's the point of living by scrapping that thing?

Mother's, the most poisonous woman's heart, the ancients did not deceive me!

Lin Li immediately panicked, and hurriedly said to Lin Shiya: "Shiya, don't be like this! Lin Xiu died in battle, and I am the only seedling left in the Lin family, and I have to keep it to pass on to the next generation! Please, don't do this! I promise you, today's incident will never happen in the future!"

"Forget it, I don't want to see him again. Lin Shiya shook her head, looked at Lin Li, and said with a serious face, "Also, I have nothing to do with you in the future! ”

Lin Li hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay! I promise to stay away in the future." ”

"Then what are you doing here?

Xiao Chu frowned, stood up, waved his sleeves, and Lin Li instantly flew out more than three meters upside down, and fell heavily to the ground.

"I'll get out!" Ignoring the fact that he was almost smashed into a four-petaled buttocks, Lin Li got up and limped away.

Looking at Lin Li in the distance, Xiao Chu shook his head: "You should know that he won't change." Through this time, perhaps his heart will become more dark and twisted. ”

Lin Shiya's face was bitter: "Just ...... I guess I gave it back to him. From now on, none of us owe anyone. ”

"If you need the Demon Seed......"

"No need, thank you!" Lin Shiya once again rejected Xiao Chu's kindness, looked into the distance, and said with a smile, "I don't want to have strong strength, I just want to be a little woman, and it is enough to be able to stay by his side!"

Xiao Chu tried to continue to persuade: "But the situation just now ......"

Lin Shiya shook her head: "I want to be a normal person, I don't want to be like him." ”

"You're kind!"

"Actually...... You too. ”

"Hehe, yes, in the eyes of others, I'm a big devil who does all kinds of evil!"

"Whew!" 52 Literature

Lin Li ran for at least eight streets in one go, and only then stopped after making sure that no one was chasing after him.

Swallowing his saliva, he slowly squatted against the wall, wanting to light a cigarette and relax, but at the moment he had nothing on his body except a pair of black briefs.

There happened to be a stall selling tobacco next to him, Lin Li stepped forward directly, smashed the counter glass with a punch, took out a box of the most expensive cigarettes, opened it and grabbed the lighter next to it, lit it and began to swallow the clouds.

Lin Li's nostrils smoked, and he said hatefully: "Cao! Two stinky bitches, today's humiliation, Lao Tzu has written it down! One day, Lao Tzu will let you double it back!"

He smoked a rootless cigarette in one breath, and at this moment, a zombie wearing a red armband staggered towards him.

The fire in Lin Li's heart was worried that he didn't find a place to vent, so he stood up at the moment, looked at this guy who had no thoughts of his own, like a puppet, raised his leg and kicked it away.

That wasn't enough, and he rushed forward again, holding down a violent beating, until the zombie didn't move, and then he let go of it.

He clapped his hands and walked away.

Now that the dead woman had lifted the ban, Lin Li naturally didn't want to stay in this ghost place any longer.

I returned to my residence, cleaned up briefly, and was about to set off, when there was a sudden and regular knock at the door.

Lin Li instantly became vigilant, wanting to know that he was a zombie in the vicinity, and suddenly there was a knock on the door, what does this mean?

Could it be that Lin Shiya's little hooves couldn't bear the loneliness and came to find herself?

It's impossible to think about.

Lin Li stood up, came to the door, and looked out through the crack in the door, and it was really a zombie knocking on the door.

This zombie looks obviously a little different from the ordinary zombies outside, and even has a neat suit on its body.

If it weren't for the rotten face, Lin Li would have thought that it was a pyramid scheme person from somewhere.

"Knock Nima, knock on your grandfather, I'm very angry today! I think you're itching, aren't you? Lao Tzu killed you!"

Lin Li cursed with dirty words in his mouth, opened the security door, and kicked it over.

However, the strange thing is that he actually kicked this kick in the air!

And while dodging, the zombie did not forget to swing a soft fist at himself.

Lin Li easily dodged it, and said in his mouth: "Interesting!"

Then he turned around and whipped back, and the zombie hurriedly stretched out his hands to block, but this kick was full of strength, where could he resist it?

With a "bang", the zombie was immediately kicked out, and the thin body was directly stuck in the wall.

The zombie twitched his hand, and the human words actually came out of his mouth: "You...... Is that how you treat your guests?"

It's not unusual for zombies to talk and think.

But that's all limited to high-level zombies, this little thing in front of him, judging by his strength, is a C-level in the sky, and at this level, he actually has independent thoughts, and it seems that his intelligence is not low.

Lin Li instantly became interested, stepped forward and dragged the zombie out of the crack in the wall, looked at it carefully, and said with interest: "Yes! ”

"What's so strange about that?" the zombie waved his hand, "My IQ was originally much higher than that of normal people, so even if I became what I am now, there is nothing wrong with having my own mind and consciousness, right?"

"Heh, you're quite good at putting gold on your face!" Lin Li didn't mean to invite him into the house at all, sat down on the stairs, took out the cigarette in his trouser pocket, flicked two out, and said to the zombie, "Come on?"

The zombie sat down next to him, waved his hand and refused: "No, I loved to smoke when I was alive, but now I ......"

Lin Li smiled and said: "What's the matter? It's already like this, you still quit? Are you still afraid of hurting your body? Are you mistaken, you are a new human now, you don't die, you don't die, you don't get sick!"

The zombie pointed to his chin without lips, and said helplessly: "Leaky ......"

"I really didn't notice that. Lin Li twitched to himself and asked, "Came here specifically to find me?"

The zombie nodded, "Yes." ”

"What do you call it?"

The zombie thought for a moment and replied, "Before I died, those guys called me toilet seat, but I didn't like the name very much, and it was best to keep it shorter." ”

Lin Li pondered for a moment: "Then I'll call you the toilet in the future, what do you want to do with me?"