Grass, that's better than a toilet seat.

The toilet didn't bother to correct anything, and said directly: "I heard that you are going out?"

Lin Li frowned: "Who told you?"

The toilet bowl smiled: "I guess you believe it?"

However, when he smiled, the corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched, and he quickly moved his ass to the side.

A few milky maggots fell out of her cheeks, and they all seeped into her eyes.

Lin Liqiang endured the discomfort in his heart: "Excuse me, can you turn your face when you speak in the future?"

"Hahahaha, what, aren't you human yourself?, do you still think this thing is disgusting?" the toilet bowl grinned, and suddenly more maggots came out of the eyes, ears, nostrils, etc.

Lin Li frowned: "Although I am not a human being, I am different from you!"

The toilet turned its head: "Don't pretend to be high there, haven't you noticed that the smell of corpses on your body is heavier than that of us zombies?"

Zombie stench?

Lin Li really didn't realize this.

Hearing him say this, he quickly lowered his head and sniffed on his body, but he didn't smell any strange smell, and said with a puzzled expression: "Are you sure you didn't tease me? Why can't I smell it?"

The toilet waved her hand: "Of course you can't smell it, but don't worry too much about it." ”

How can you not care?

Lin Li immediately stood up, walked into the house, took out a bottle of perfume, and sprayed it on his body, and asked while spraying, "Is there any smell?"

The toilet bowl shook her head: "Perfume can only be covered up for a while, once this smell is there, it will linger and will accompany you for a lifetime." ”

Could it be the cause of the demon seed?

Although Lin Li felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, there was no way, at present, he could only use perfume to cover it up temporarily, and then he would find a way later.

The toilet bowl did not continue to entangle with him on this topic: "Let's get down to business! If you go out, take me with you." ”

"Yes. Lin Li nodded without hesitation.

So far, he has not been able to command zombies and monsters to fight, and now is the time to employ people, and it is a good thing to have a toilet by his side.

"But I want to remind you that the battlefield in China is extremely dangerous, and you must be mentally prepared to sacrifice at any time!"

The toilet bowl smiled smugly: "Don't worry, although I am not strong enough, there is no problem in driving some low-level zombies to be cannon fodder." ”

"That's the best!" Lin Li patted him on the shoulder with great satisfaction, then threw away the cigarette butt, stood up, and said, "Then, let's go now!"

"Let's go!"

Soon, the two of them were on the edge of the southeastern portal.

Lin Li didn't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment, thinking about those big Yanmars in his hotel, his lower abdomen was hot, and a tent was set up somewhere.

Although the toilet is a zombie, he was also a normal man before his death, looking at his bulging parts, he smiled and said: "It seems that Lin Dashao is very angry! Let's go down, do you want to find a place to go to the fire first?"

Looking at the pitted face full of rotten meat, the fire in Lin Li's heart was instantly extinguished, and he said angrily: "It's all said, turn your face aside when you speak!

The toilet didn't care and said, "Just get used to it." ”

"The key is that Lao Tzu is not used to it! If you don't turn around, Lao Tzu will blow it up with a punch, do you believe it or not?"

While Lin Li spoke, he unconsciously took a step outside, but at the moment when he took a step, his perception ability was greatly improved, and he suddenly captured a strong sense of crisis!

Between the lightning and flint, Lin Li pulled a zombie next to him and blocked it in front of him.

"Phew"

A gunshot rang out, and then Lin Li felt a huge force hit his chest, and with a loud bang, the zombie he used as a shield was suddenly blown up to the point that there was no scum left, and he himself flew out more than ten meters upside down.

And the building behind him also collapsed at the moment of contact, and Lin Li was immediately submerged by the damaged building.

it?

Is it difficult to achieve such a hanging?

The toilet bowl was stunned.

What's that?

At that moment, the toilet only saw a burst of firelight, which hit like a meteor, and then the new human in front of Lin Li exploded instantly, and Yu Wei directly collapsed Lin Li more than ten meters away!

"Ahem...... It really hurts!" 186 Chinese Net

The current Lin Li is no longer what it used to be, and his physical strength is not known how many grades it is higher than before.

The flesh on his chest was blurry and miserable, and the bones exposed to the air were a little deformed.

It's heaven's punishment!

Lin Li instantly guessed that he had been hit by something.

He knew it was powerful.

But I didn't expect the power to be so great!

His current strength, if calculated according to the zombie level, is at least two S's, maybe more than that.

However, the shot just now, just Yu Wei, almost killed himself.

This gun is really terrifying! Coupled with the fact that the Han family's calamity star is using it, it can be described as a huge threat to him.

The toilet came to Lin Li's side quickly, looked at his chest, couldn't help but gasp, and asked with concern, "Lin Dashao, ...... Are you alright? Do you want to see a doctor?"

Doctor?

See a doctor from Bimao!

Lin Li glanced at him and waved his hand indifferently: "No, this little injury hasn't been taken into account yet." ”

After a pause, he said, "The exit is guarded, it seems that if we want to get out, we will have to work hard." As you can see, the power of that gun is terrifying!"

The toilet thought for a while and said, "Da Shao, this road is not passable, we can go out from the exit in other directions! We don't need to hang ourselves from a tree, right? ”

That makes sense.

Lin Li nodded: "That's right!"

The two of them did not grind, and returned to the human world through the portal on the other side.

They were located in a small town in country M, and at this moment the town was fully armed and in full swing, and the "click" of heavy machine guns, the "boom" of shells, and the scolding of the soldiers were mixed together to form a chaotic music.

The appearance of the two did not pay attention to anyone.

The toilet followed behind Lin Li and whispered, "Lin Shao, do you think we should help?"

"Help, what help?" Lin Li sneered, "This is not my battlefield, why should I help?"

The toilet nodded hurriedly: "Hehe, Lin Shao has a point!"

In his ears, an urn-like voice came: "Since you know that it is not your battlefield, then what is the matter with your appearance in my territory?"

Lin Li shrugged: "Hehe, we're just passing by! ”

Then he stood up and walked into the darkness without looking back, and the toilet behind him hurriedly followed.

After a short time, the two of them flew in a helicopter in the direction of Huaxia.

The toilet held half of the pig's thigh that I didn't know where to pick up, and gnawed indiscriminately, and there was a strong smell of blood on the plane, which made Lin Li frown.

"Lin Shao, what should we do next? Do you need me to gather my little brother?"

"No, I don't. Lin Li shook his head and smiled faintly, "Let's go visit an old friend first, I think he will definitely help us." Also, pay attention to my image! Don't gnaw on these things at every turn, Lao Tzu looks at it and is sick to his stomach. ”

"Yes, yes, small must be careful. ”

……

Yun Shaokun has been having a bad time lately.

After the base X dog incident, he, as the male protagonist, was directly removed from the army.

If it weren't for the fact that he had made meritorious contributions before, it is estimated that this matter would not be so simple, and it would be possible to squat for a few years.

The so-called good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.

I don't know if it was those big mouths who spread the word about it, no matter where he went, Yun Shaokun was the object of being spurned.

There are even some dog lovers who form groups to find trouble with him, fortunately, Yun Shaokun's strength is still quite strong, and it is more than enough to deal with some ordinary people, and those who come to him in groups to make trouble are all thrown out by him with a broken leg.

I thought this was the end of the matter.

However, this is just the beginning.

Those guys who had broken their legs couldn't be angry, but they were tough and tough and not Yun Shaokun's opponents, so they chose to make it bad secretly.

No matter how powerful Yun Shaokun is, he also has to eat and sleep personally.

Every time he fell asleep, fires, floods, landslides, and other seemingly natural disasters would happen to him, and even when he went out to buy instant noodles, the seasoning packets were replaced with paraquat!