Qin Lang was suddenly startled, and his body shrank: "Damn! This thing is so evil?"

"Evil?" the withered master sneered, "everything in this world has a spirit, and there are many things you don't know. ”

Then he said: "Forget it, none of these things are suitable for you, don't waste time here." The teacher has prepared a set of superb divine costumes for you, and this will be taught to you. ”

With that, the withered master sat down on the ground and began to tug at his dirty snakeskin pouch, hammers, knives, tongs, rat traps, and spatula...... and a lot of messy things were pulled out by him.

After a long time, Master Withered Reed finally found two artifacts in the snakeskin bag, and said with a smile: "Found it!"

But seeing the thing in his left hand, about two feet long, the surface is smooth and shiny, and the all-metal body faintly exudes a frightening coldness, thick in the middle and thin at both ends, if you remember correctly, this thing is the legendary - rolling pin!

And the artifact in his right hand is even more remarkable! It is actually a black thing, similar in shape to the purple gold bowl used by Fahai to catch demons on TV!

Looking at the two artifacts, Qin Lang's face suddenly froze: "This ...... Could it be the best god costume you said?"

"Of course not...... All. As he spoke, Master Withered took off the robe with the smell of urine on his body, and said with a smile, "This robe was worn by a certain great sage in ancient times, and today the old man will give it to you!"

See!

Just these few rags, he still has the face to say that it is the best god costume!

Do you bring these things to war, or to beg?

Especially that disgusting robe, I don't know how long it hasn't been washed, I feel furious when I look at it, it is estimated that in addition to him, only Li Laodao dares to wear it out to meet people.

Qin Lang said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, I'm going to fight, not acting, can I be reliable?"

"What? Are you questioning the teacher?" Master Withered Reed was suddenly unhappy, and he took out the treasure at the bottom of the box to support him, he actually had such a constipated expression!

Qin Lang couldn't cry or laugh, pointed to the artifact on the ground and said, "Big guy, come, tell me for yourself, this thing is lethal?"

"You don't care about the details. Master Withered Reed waved his hand, touched his long whiskers covered with mud and said, "These two artifacts, combined with the set of mantras and mental methods I gave you, the effect is called a lever! When you put on my robe, you will be flirting! Absolutely a lot of girls will be fascinated by you in an instant!"

Mental formula?

That self-harm book that if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace?

Unfortunately, Qin Lang not only did not cultivate, but also lost it. Of course, he didn't pay attention to it at all, after all, without that thing, even if the martial arts were powerful, what was the use?

Seeing that Qin Lang didn't speak, Master Withered Reed suddenly sank his face: "What's the matter, could it be that you haven't cultivated the great divine power I gave you?"

Qin Lang didn't hide it, and said bluntly: "Please, I don't want to be a monster who is neither male nor female, I can't cultivate with your great magical powers." ”

Master Withered Reed instantly frowned: "What kind of monster that is neither male nor female? What are you talking about? My sky-breaking style, simple and domineering! Why aren't you a man or a woman?"

"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace, what is a monster that is not a man or a woman after cutting that thing?" Qin Lang said angrily, "Anyway, you just said it out of the blue, and I won't do it!" I don't want my wife to be widowed." ”

"Zigong, when do you need Zigong?" Master Withered Reed wondered, "I am a serious Divine Skill Book, how could I have such an unreasonable request from Zigong?"

Mistaken?

How could I be mistaken!88

Qin Lang was quite impressed by the book of Lao Shizi exercises he gifted, because it was placed in the toilet, so he would pick it up and flip through it if he had nothing to do in the squatting pit, every time he saw those eight big characters, he felt that his crotch was cold, and he vaguely remembered that he had torn two pages to wipe his belly.

Qin Lang said firmly: "I lied to you and I don't have sugar to eat, really, you can't practice that thing." ”

"Hmm...... Could it be that I took it wrong?" Master Withered Reed's face turned pale, he stepped forward quickly, grabbed Qin Lang's wrist, and said with a serious face, "Then where did you put that exercise?"

"I used to put the toilet here, but when I came back last time, I found that it was gone. Qin Lang scratched his head and said, "I guess eighty percent of it was thrown away as waste paper by the aunt who cleaned it, what's the matter, that thing ......."

"Ahhh

Master Withered Reed slapped his head, pointed at Qin Lang's chest, and said with hatred that iron is not made of steel, "You said you...... How could such a low-level mistake be made by such a big person?"

"You don't know, that Gong Pharaoh is domineering! It's called 'Longyang Hehuan Treasure Book'! Just listen to the name and you know how powerful it is! Once that evil skill is lost and obtained by some people with bad intentions, I tell you, when the time comes, the martial arts will definitely set off a bloody storm! And you are the culprit of this disaster, and you will be pulled out to dip in the pig cage when the time comes......

How did Qin Lang think about it?

Since it is known as the Hehuan Treasure Book, what does it mean to start from the palace?

Qin Lang interrupted: "Hey, hey, hey, don't mess with my hat! You gave it to me yourself, how do I know it's such a fucked exercise? Also, you said you didn't burn it with a fire, why did you keep it? You still want to harm me! Also, it's all from the palace, what kind of acacia method? Are you not teasing me?"

"What do you save?" Master Withered stroked his robe and said with disdain on his face, "This exercise is a two-day exercise, and the two people who cultivate must have the good of Longyang." The exercises are divided into two parts, one for each person. The first half is relatively powerful, but it can only be cultivated from the palace, and the second half does not need to be ......."

Feng Xiaoxiao interjected: "With such a perverted exercise, who would be so idle to cultivate? Unless it's the brain that gets into the water." ”

"Hmph, what do you ordinary people know?" Master Withered Reed sat down on the ground and said while picking his feet, "Let me tell you, just fifty-five years ago, there was such a pair of ruthless people! They are known as the Iron Crotch Train Man! The male hero Yue is outstanding, the demon man is invincible in the East, and he is invincible all over the world, and he is even more ruthless in his shots......

Qin Lang obviously didn't believe it: "Is it so evil as you say?"

Master Withered Reed rubbed a mud ball, flicked it on the ground casually, looked at Feng Xiaoxiao and said, "Let me tell you, if it wasn't for your master and I joining forces to kill the two of them, then the Iron Crotch Train Man would definitely dominate the martial arts!"

"It's so wicked, it's not you and you who are dead?" Qin Lang was speechless, "If another pair of train men run out, won't it be over if you kill them again?"

Master Withered Reed shook his head and said, "That's not good, you can solve the trouble you caused yourself! Who told you not to clean it up? ”

For him, Qin Lang really didn't know what to say, in terms of shamelessness, he dared to call him second, and no one dared to call him first.

However, his set of superb god costumes, Qin Lang really can't look down on it.

Holding that thing, it's not going to war at all, it's clearly going to be funny.

"You seem to look down on these artifacts of mine? I have to say, not only do you lack heart, but you don't even have a bad eye. Master Withered Reed picked up the rolling pin on the ground and slammed it in front of Qin Lang, "Do you know what this is?"

Qin Lang glanced at him: "I don't know, and I don't want it either." ”

Master Withered touched his chin and said, "I'll tell you......! Not...... This is called the Super Invincible King Kong Demon Pestle! It is said to ...... Well, it's the big killing weapon used by the Bull Demon King back then! Yes, it's the Bull Demon King! Back then, the Bull Demon King relied on this big killing weapon to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace...... Well, yes, that's it! He also beat the white bone spirits three times! In the end, he became the lord of a country! From then on, he dominated one side!"

Totally!

If he hadn't read Journey to the West, Qin Lang would have almost believed this old turtle calf!

The Bull Demon King is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? He also fights the white bone spirit three times, and becomes the king! He is so good at compiling, why doesn't he write a book? Moreover, the name of the big killer weapon is casual nonsense when I hear it, and it is obviously a rolling pin, so if you have to say what kind of demon pestle, the whole world is really a fool?

Seeing that Qin Lang didn't speak, Master Withered Reed only said that he was shocked by this artifact, touched his beard, pointed to the black bowl that was missing a horn, and said proudly: "Look at your turtle appearance, you must have never seen this artifact, right?"