This is really not seen before, Qin Lang shook his head very honestly.

"Then you listen well!" said Master Withered, holding the black bowl in the palm of his hand, "This artifact is amazing! Tell you secretly, this is my wife...... (Dozens of Taizi characters omitted in the middle) passed down by the grandfather, this is called the world's first dragon purple gold body! It ......"

Zhao Wushuang interjected: "That word, I'm afraid it's pronounced bo, right?" ”

"As far as you read a lot, you know how many words, I'm called Zijin Body, what's the matter?" Master Withered Reed was suddenly unhappy, and counted Zhao Wushuang down, and continued, "Back then, my wife ...... Grandpa, it was with this artifact that he was on the shore of the South China Sea, and that ...... Well, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, it took nine hundred and eighty-one days to fight! It took a lot of effort to kill him!"

"You don't know, it is said that in the first battle, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark! The wind and clouds changed color! Simply, my wife...... Grandpa, in the end, he still won a small victory! Drew its dragon tendons, pulled out its dragon skin! How about it, can you give it a lot? Do you want it?"

I want a chicken feather, a child!

With his eloquence, Qin Lang felt that he could completely go to MLM, and he would definitely be very popular. Becoming a monk is really wronged by him!

Fighting the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea by the South China Sea!

And what kind of purple gold body is the world's first divine dragon, just listen to the name, you can know it, and he definitely made it up casually.

Seeing that Qin Lang was still unmoved, Master Withered Reed said earnestly, "You have to believe me, the more you are not optimistic, the better it is! You hold my artifact, and you will definitely be in the mix! When the time comes, there will be seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards, and you will be the groom every night......

"Okay, okay! Don't say it, can't I accept it?"

Qin Lang reluctantly put away the super invincible King Kong Demon Suppression Pestle and the world's first divine dragon purple gold body, glanced at the stinky robe on the ground, frowned, and said: "You better keep this thing for yourself, I don't think I need ...... it."

Before the words fell, Li Laodao rushed over, held the robe in his arms, put it in front of him and took a deep breath, and said with an intoxicated face: "Awesome! Since you don't need it, then let it be to Lao Dao me! With this robe, Dao Ye's skills will be improved by several jiazi!"

Master Withered Reed nodded with satisfaction: "You still have vision!, then I'll give it to you!"

Li Laodao was overjoyed, and hurriedly bowed, and said in his mouth: "Thank you for the master's gift! Xiaodao must take good care of it, and it is bound to be passed on!"

As he spoke, in front of everyone, he put the robe on his body, scratched his head, and posed several poses that made people vomit.

And he himself didn't realize it, and said in his mouth: "How is it handsome or not?"

Chen Bushuai's eyes lit up, and he stretched out a thumbs up: "Great!"

Li Laodao looked back at him and smiled: "It's still Lao Chen, you understand me!"

Chen Bushuai waved his hand: "What do these ordinary people know?"

Looking at the affectionate eyes of the two, Qin Lang suddenly had goosebumps! If this trend continues, these two mouthfuls are likely to fall into the quagmire of......

Master Withered Reed stood up, touched his belly and said, "What's that...... Since it's all right, the old man will take his leave! Oh, the apprentice! The teacher came in a hurry, and his stomach is very hungry, although you are a bastard, it should still be no problem to have a meal for the teacher, right? The old man has a small appetite, and he doesn't need to have a full banquet, just a dozen dishes are enough, oh! Also, the old man is not a vegetarian. ”

Wine and meat monk, Qin Lang has not seen it, there was a thing under Bai Dashao in Tianlan City.

Although it's not very gentle, it can be considered passable if it looks good.

And his cheap master completely subverted his perception of monks.

took him to a fairly clean home-cooked restaurant, he was not polite at all, kicked his legs, jumped directly onto someone's bench, one hand digging his nostrils, and the other hand scratched the menu.

"These, these! If you don't have oil stars, you don't want them! Also, like the meat and pig's trotters, give the old man two portions to the bottom. ”

Seeing that he was dressed sloppily, and his whole body didn't look like a person who could take half of his head, the waiter looked embarrassed: "That...... Master, we operate on a small budget, and we don't ...... fate"

"What!?" Hearing this, Master Withered Reed suddenly became angry!

He slapped the table and stood up, crossed his hands on his hips, condescendingly, pointed to his face, glared at the waiter and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

Is it just like......?

The waiter replied honestly: "That's ...... I really don't know. ”

Master Withered Reed stepped onto the table with one leg, stroked his beard, and said: "Lao Wei is a high-ranking monk of the Withered Tree Temple, and the Buddha's name is Withered Reed, and he is blessed all over the world! There are also 3,000 incense disciples, will they lack money for your meal? You guy, you obviously look down on people! Let me tell you, a person like you will definitely go to hell after death." I, Buddha, will not accept you!"

"But ......"

"Alright, big brother, his brain is stimulated, don't be like him. Qin Lang hurriedly stepped forward, took out a few red bills from his pocket and stuffed them into the waiter's hand, and said, "In this way, you can do what he said! Don't worry, I'll give you a lot of money." These should be considered as tips. ”

"Good...... Okay!" Seeing Qin Lang's generous move, the waiter didn't say anything, but reminded in a low voice, "Brother, don't be deceived by this old thing! I think he wants to ......."

Before he finished speaking, the sharp voice of the withered reed master sounded in his ears again: "You pickled talent, what are you muttering there? Don't you go, believe it or not, the old man has used his magical powers to make you unable to see the sun tomorrow?"

"Master, wait a minute. The waiter didn't say anything more, so he had to turn around and leave.

After a while, two portions of pork trotters were served first, and Master Withered Reed glanced around, the soup basin on the opposite table happened to not move, and he didn't dislike it, "Bang", and poured a pot of soup directly at the door of the restaurant.

Then, under the stunned eyes of other guests and waiters, he poured the button meat, pig's trotters, and a plate of braised pork that had just been served on the table into the basin, scooped up two large spoonfuls of rice, picked up the chopsticks and stirred, and said in his mouth: "What do you see? A hodgepodge is delicious! Hmph! A group of mortals, what can you save?"

Then there is the sound of "sparse and noisy" planing rice, and the sound of "let's chirp" chewing food makes people frown a lot.

A restaurant that was originally quite clean, but after a while, it was ruined by him like a pigsty, the ground was full of all kinds of animal bones, and the soup and water were scattered everywhere, and most of the diners who were not many were dispersed in an instant.

The boss wanted to intervene to stop it, but in the end he held back.

Soon, the dozen or so plates in front of him were empty, and even the vegetable soup was licked by him with his tongue stretched out, and the withered reed master straddled the stool with one leg, holding a toothpick in one hand to pick his teeth, and slamming his feet with the other hand, and said with a big sting: "You and others are here to scatter blessings." ”

Scattered blessings, scattered fart blessings!

There is nothing left to eat, so why not let the family lick the plate?

Qin Lang was too lazy to pay attention to this old goods, and directly checked out and left, of course, this guy ruined other people's restaurants, Qin Lang naturally had to give others a little money to clean up.

The withered reed master ate a little, and shouted at Qin Lang behind his back: "That, apprentice, our green mountains are not old and the green water always flows, see you another day!"

Qin Lang waved his hand without looking back and walked straight away.

He didn't want to stay with this old guy for a moment, it was a shame.

Back at the base, everyone else had already picked out their own weapons.

Qin Lang lit a cigarette: "When are we leaving?" There is another question, how should we enter that ghost place?"

"As soon as possible! Monsters have been appearing on the other side of the portal, and now there is only Weiwei alone waiting for the rabbit there, but she is just an underage little girl, and I am a little worried. The portal is the closest to Lieyang City, and when you get there, someone will take the initiative to contact you. ”

Yang Wushu said: "Without further ado, then we will leave immediately!"

"Rest assured, the helicopter is ready for you. ”

On the periphery of the base, three large military helicopters lined up neatly.

Qin Lang led the team to the front, and a capable female officer walked over, saluted Qin Lang, and said lightly: "The captain has been waiting for you for a long time, get on the plane." ”

The captain was none other than Qin Lang's old friend Rose.