Zhou Yunyang opened his eyes and came to the Beacon Garden.

"Hehe, I haven't come to see the Shen family for so many days, and the young owner is having fun outside!" said Shang Gonggong with a sharp duck voice.

Zhou Yunyang couldn't hear the voice of Shang's father-in-law the most, but he still bowed down: "Father-in-law Shang, Yunyang is polite." ”

"The family didn't dare to be, so at the behest of Niangniang, I asked the young owner to meet Niangniang. "Father-in-law Shang led Zhou Yunyang to see Bao Niangniang.

The Beacon Garden is beautiful, the green space is lush, there is no filth in the world, coming to the Beacon Garden is like coming to a fairyland, every step is the scenery is fragrant, where are the high-ranking officials and the rich still looking for a health resort.

Zhou Yunyang is full of comfort, all the mundane things are still in his heart, and it is too late to enjoy the time of life.

He came to Bao Niang Niang Dongyuan Palace, and the palace maid passed Bao Niang Niang's decree, "Call in." ”

Zhou Yunyang entered the palace and looked up to see Bao Niangniang sitting on the phoenix chair.

Zhou Yunyang arched his hand and said: "Niangniang is well, Zhou Yunyang has visited!"

Niangniang smiled with a smile on her face, and said with her hand: "It's good to come, please sit down." ”

Bao Niangniang gave Zhou Yunyang to sit cross-legged on the bamboo couch on the left, Zhou Yunyang felt very unaccustomed to sitting down, he was used to sitting on the sofa, sitting cross-legged with back pain and numbness in his legs and feet, but he still had to sit down, and he had to receive the seat.

How could Zhou Yunyang not see that the Beacon Garden was a forbidden place, and he did not punish the crime by mistake, and he also gave a lot of divine water and fruits, so he made a fortune outside.

There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, there must be a reason for Bao Niangniang to treat himself, but he doesn't want to know the reason, maybe ignorance is the highest level.

Zhou Yunyang sat down and peeked at Bao Niangniang, her hair was fluffy and sleepy-eyed, and she only got up clearly, he couldn't help but think of the poem "Song of Long Hatred", "Yun Sideburns are half new to sleep, and the flower crown is not neat and comes down to the hall." ”

"Young owner, how about you say goodbye last time?" asked Bao Niangniang.

Zhou Yunyang replied: "Last time, Niangniang and the concubines gave a lot of items, and I took them out and found that they can not only help people strengthen their bodies, but also treat terminal diseases. ”

Bao Niangniang turned her face to Father-in-law Shang and said, "Father-in-law Shang, those things are just left to fend for themselves in the Beacon Garden, remember to prepare more for the young owner." ”

Father-in-law Shang bowed down, pulled the duck father's throat and said, "Obey the will of Niangniangyi." ”

Bao Niangniang asked, "Are you hungry?"

Zhou Yunyang then remembered that after breakfast, he went to Buckingham Palace for a tour, and was kidnapped and taken to the islands and reefs at sea, and he hadn't eaten for at least six hours, and his stomach was growling.

He heaved, "I'm a little hungry." ”

Bao Niangniang said: "Give a feast." ”

Father-in-law Shang pulled the duck's throat and said, "Niang Niang Yizhi, give a banquet!"

Someone outside the palace shouted: "Niang Niang Yizhi, give a banquet!"

A voice came from afar: "Niang Niang Yizhi, give a feast!"

The "feast" was passed down one by one, as if there was an echo from the canyon.

Zhou Yun thought to himself, the ancients liked to put on music, isn't it enough to call for dinner, it is called a banquet, one person shouts is not enough, and many people shout, and one person eats to make thousands of troops and horses.

The mother's voice gave a banquet, and the importance was many times greater than the normal state that Zhou Yunyang was hungry and needed to eat.

Human beings, who can infinitely amplify normality, have to say that they have great ability to focus on doing something.

Two eunuchs brought a table in the shape of a coffee table and placed it in front of Zhou Yunyang's couch, and behind him stood two palace maids who looked to be only fourteen or fifteen years old.

Zhou Yunyang knew the secret of Beacon Garden for the first time when he came here, and a little girl who came out casually was more than two thousand years old.

As the saying goes, "life is rare for seventy years", it is not uncommon for the little girl here to be more than 2,000 years old, if Qin Shi Huang knew the place of Fenghuo Yuan, he would not have built Afang Palace here.

Qin Shi Huang sent people to Penglai Immortal Island overseas to look for elixir, but he didn't expect that the place of immortality was in Fenghuo Yuan. If he knew that he had missed a lifelong event by finding the way to immortality, he would not have regretted his intestines.

Soon, the palace maid brought out the meal in a porcelain bowl.

Hemp, millet, millet, wheat, soybean......

I thought it was such exquisite food, but it turned out to be some coarse grains that were eaten in the mouth full of drills, and the exquisite food with big fish and meat was far from the big fish and meat of modern people.

There was also wine, which was placed on the table in jars.

Poured into a large earthen bowl from an earthen jar, it is a bit like today's mash wine, the wine is cloudy and a little sweet, and the strength of the wine is not as strong as the beer that modern people drink.

Oh, it is a great blessing to be able to enjoy the wine of more than 2,000 years ago, regardless of whether it is a fine wine or not.

Bao Niangniang sat on the phoenix chair and stretched her hand and said, "Young owner, please." ”

The palace maid brought the big earthen bowl of wine to Zhou Yunyang's hand.

Zhou Yunyang took the big earthen bowl of wine, raised the earthen bowl with both hands and said to Bao Niangniang: "Thank you for your hospitality." ”

Bao Niangniang nodded, looking at Zhou Yunyang's beautiful eyes with affection.

Zhou Yunyang held the big earthen bowl, turned his face and gurgled a large earthen bowl of wine, and drank it cleanly.

Putting down the bowl, he felt refreshed and refreshed.

The wine more than 2,000 years ago was a little sour, a little astringent, a little bitter, and a little herbic.

Bao Niangniang shouted please, Zhou Yunyang was not polite, a big bowl of wine, very arrogant.

Bao Niangniang shouted three times to please, and Zhou Yunyang drank three large bowls of wine.

"Well, urgency, need to go to the toilet. Zhou Yunyang then said secretly, "No, Niangniang is presiding over the banquet, how can I leave my Niangniang and run to the toilet." ”

Zhou Yunyang is a polite person and a civilized person, so he will not leave the table at this time to pee.

However, urgency is urgency, and it is more urgent than being hungry and needing to eat.

He was so anxious to pee, but the palace maid was not sensible, and poured wine from the earthen jar into the big earthen bowl.

Zhou Yunyang looked at the big earthen bowl of wine on the table, and his heart was weak, and his urgency was even worse.

This Nima mash is the virtue of beer, and it reacts when you drink it from the top to the bottom.

There's no way around it, but you can't say to Bao Niangniang, Bao Niangniang, you wait a while, I'll go pee and come back and eat.

Zhou Yunyang was also so anxious that he had no choice but to turn his face to look at Shang's father-in-law, and to put it bluntly, he meant to ask for help.

Father-in-law Shang is father-in-law Shang, seeing at a glance that Zhou Yunyang was in a hurry to urinate, he bowed to Bao Niangniang, and sang with a happy expression in his duck green voice: "The young owner wants to diarrhea." ”

"Go ahead. Bao Niangniang was very pleased.

"Young owner, please come with the Shen family. Shang's father-in-law extended his hand, and Zhou Yunyang followed.

On the way, Zhou Yunyang asked Shang's father-in-law: "I'm just urgent, how do you say diarrhea?"

Diarrhoea, vomiting and diarrhea, referring to vomiting and diarrhea, is not a good thing.

Shang Gong said: "Diarrhea, a thousand miles, just think about it, you know how vast and happy it is, of course the young owner has to use diarrhea to pee." ”

There is such a saying, Zhou Yunyang hehe.

Walking into the latrine, Zhou Yunyang was dumbfounded.