Zhou Yunyang is a modern person, and the modern toilet has formed a deep-rooted concept in his mind.

He saw that the toilet in Dongyuan Palace was very different from the toilet in his mind, so it was strange if he was not dumbfounded.

This is Bao Niangniang's palace, even if it is a public latrine, it should be able to live with it, but ...... Mamaipi, it's amazing to see such a latrine.

The latrine was built in a large house, and a large pit was dug in the ground, and most of the pit was filled with dung, and two wooden planks were placed on the pit, on which the people squatted.

The thatched toilet stinks, and if it is a stool, it is not allowed to stink to death.

Seeing the thatched pit with two wooden planks, Zhou Yunyang remembered that the historical record that Jin Jinggong fell into the dung pit and drowned was definitely not apocryphal, and there was no intention to blaspheme him, it should be a matter of facts.

It is recorded in the history books that Jin Jinggong fell off the toilet: "After eating, it rose, went to the toilet, and fell into death." ”

Meaning, after eating, the stomach was distended, went to the latrine to relieve stool, fell into the pit and drowned.

Looking at the two thin planks, Zhou Yunyang definitely didn't dare to squat up, if the planks were broken and fell into the pit, he would not become a laughing stock in the world.

Zhou Yunyang couldn't stand the smell and was reluctant to approach the thatched pit, so he stood there far away from the thatched pit, at least five meters, took it out, held his breath, and shot hard.

"Whoa......

A silver arc connects Zhou Yunyang and the thatched pit, which is magnificent and spectacular in the thatched latrine.

"Epsom!" Shang's father-in-law shouted excitedly.

Just think about it, a stream of urine the size of a little thumb, arcing across five meters, what kind of grand concept is that.

In addition to using the diarrhea of "a thousand miles", it cannot express the grandeur of Zhou Yunyang's peeing.

Zhou Yunyang was encouraged, high-spirited, and energetic...... Sharp contraction at termination.

The urine was exhausted, and the silver arc fell into the pit, and there was not a drop on the ground.

"Epsom, great catharsis!" Shang Gonggong applauded.

Zhou Yunyang also laughed, and someone praised him for his high urine, and he was happy in his heart, but he said modestly: "It's just peeing." ”

Shang Gonggong said: "Shaodong's big diarrhea shows the real strength of the confidence, out of the sky like a dragon, like a big river rushing, if the knife is cut off the water, mortals are impossible." ”

Zhou Yunyang looked proud, but he still said modestly: "Where is it, it's just a small skill." ”

Shang's father-in-law was extremely excited: "The young owner is not just a small skill, it is simply a big move, a big scene, and a big momentum......

Zhou Yunyang's face was a little unbearable, just peeing, is there such a boast?

The two returned to the palace.

Shang's father-in-law bowed deeply to Niangniang: "The young owner is in a big diarrhea, Niangniang can rest assured." ”

Zhou Yunyang's face was shy, and he was a little uncomfortable hanging his pee on his mouth.

Niangniang should be a person in her two thousands, but she looks like she is only in her thirties, and she is already an adult at the age of twenty-six.

To tell the truth, the pit is too smelly, and it is a last resort to soak high urine from a long distance, but it is a little more energetic, and there is no technical content.

The spicy and smelly pit was not smoked to death when he approached, and he had no other choice but to urinate high, but he didn't expect it to become an extraordinary event that Shang's father-in-law boasted in front of his mother.

He is white-eyed and business-like.

Father-in-law Shang pretended not to see Zhou Yunyang's eyes, and continued: "The Shaodong family is magnificent, and the extraordinary people are comparable, he must be a person who has achieved great things, and his mother's wish is ......."

"Father-in-law Shang," Bao Niangniang interrupted Father-in-law Shang's words, "please dine at the young owner's house." ”

"It's a mother. After worshipping Bao Niangniang, Father-in-law Shang bowed to Zhou Yunyang again, "Please dine at the young owner's house." ”

Zhou Yunyang glared at the businessman's father-in-law, what is there to brag about when a man pees, Nima has come up with a big theory and a big career in just a few words, and he can be regarded as a great talent.

He was tired of Shang's father-in-law, a man with no beard and a duck throat, who walked like a woman and twisted his waist, and he was disgusted when he saw it.

However, Shang's father-in-law's loyalty to his mother is incomparable, and he regards serving women as his life's work, which is worthy of admiration.

Whole grains, feed grains, modern people no longer eat them.

When you come here, you don't have anything else to eat, you have to fill your stomach with it.

Niangniang watched Zhou Yunyang eat with relish, and was very pleased: "The items that I brought out last time, the young owner is really useful?"

Zhou Yunyang said: "It's so useful, Niangniang, not only can treat cancer that human beings have not yet overcome, but also treat incurable diseases. ”

Niangniang said excitedly: "Since you can establish contacts and lay down the world, you will bring more with me this time." As for martial arts, it is called Professor Shang. ”

Zhou Yunyang also knew that Shang's father-in-law was good at martial arts, but he was unwilling to teach Shang-gonggong, a person who was neither male nor female, and it was disgusting to think about learning martial arts from him.

He is white-eyed and business-like.

Bao Niangniang looked at Father-in-law Shang: "Father-in-law Shang has to be dedicated." ”

Shang's father-in-law bowed: "Please rest assured, this time I will teach the young owner three tricks, and if he is not proficient, he will not be let go back." ”

Zhou Yunyang's face darkened, and he scolded in his heart, don't want Lao Tzu to go back, Lao Tzu is already a dead person outside, what if a few women jump into the river when they go back?

Bao Niangniang looked at Zhou Yunyang: "Just settle down and learn from Shang Gonggong, remember to go to the Nine Concubines, they are also thinking about you." ”

Zhou Yunyang left Dongyuan Palace with a full stomach.

Father-in-law Shang took him to a thatched courtyard, and the two words "Middle Palace" above the courtyard gate were "Middle Palace".

Zhou Yunyang knew, and Bao Niangniang arranged for him to live in the Middle Palace.

The middle palace, the palace in the center, is a bit supreme, Bao Niangniang treats herself so well, Zhou Yunyang is no more than a mortal, and she naturally feels flattered in her heart.

Shang's father-in-law handed Zhou Yunyang an egg-sized multicolored stone and said, "You live here, you can use it to call me if you have something." ”

Zhou Yunyang took the colorful stone and ignored the justice of Shanggong.

Father-in-law Shang turned and left.

Four handmaids dressed as women walked into the thatched hut courtyard, and said to Zhou Yunyang: "On the orders of the merchant father-in-law, we will come to serve the young owner." ”

Zhou Yunyang was about to say no, but then he thought, there are no restaurants, supermarkets or anything here, you have to have someone to do it, you have to have someone to do it when you go out to play, you have to have someone to lead the way, you have to have someone to make it convenient, he really doesn't want to go to the businessman for everything.

He ignored the four handmaidens and went into the house, and when he saw a bed made of wood with some hay on it, he lay down and slept.

After drinking and eating, the person felt lazy, and within two minutes of lying down, he saw a person, stunned on the bed and speechless.

"I knew you were here. Xia Weiyu smiled.

"How did you find here?" Zhou Yunyang asked.

Xia Weiyu said: "I miss you, someone told me you were here, so I came over." ”

Zhou Yunyang wanted to ask Xia Weiyu how he got in, but Xia Weiyu had already thrown herself into the bed and rolled into his arms.

The woman's body fragrance made him not care about asking this and that, and he was busy with the love of his children while holding Xia Weiyu.

I don't know how long he tossed, he felt a big diarrhea, which is another form of diarrhea that is different from peeing, and the person suddenly woke up.

There is no summer light rain in his arms.

Zhou Yunyang's face was bitter, and he felt that it was sticky, wet and cold underneath.

"Epsom!" ran here to pour, he felt embarrassed.

He remembered that he had rejoiced Xia Weiyu once when he got up in the morning, and now when he went to a new place, he did not forget to rejoice Xia Weiyu once.

However, this time, I peed on a child, and I did something stupid unconsciously, and my pants got a lot wet, and it was very uncomfortable to wear on my body.

Gotta find a change of clothes.

However, he thought of a serious problem, he was hiding here in a panic, where did he have a change of pants.

Perhaps the room was ready to change clothes, he sat up from the bed, and then he quickly collapsed out of bed, flipping his body and lying on his stomach.

Four handmaidens entered the house.

Zhou Yunyang hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, after all, it was a shameful thing in front of the maid.

Four handmaidens walked to the bed.

A maid said, "Well, why are the young owner's pants wet?"

One of the maids said, "Take it off and wash it." ”

One of the maids said, "Listen to them, a real man will cry when he sees a woman." ”

A maiden said, "Listen to the mother, what a man can turn into a man." ”

The maid of the first palace said: "There are so many treasures that can become human things, what a pity to be like this." ”

The four maids untied the belt around Zhou Yunyang's waist while talking, but they couldn't untie it.

Crocodile belt, the belt buckle is not wrenched, how to untie the belt.

But the maid had never seen the belt, and she didn't know what was going on with the belt buckle, so she was there to talk nonsense.

The strength of the handmaiden is many times greater than the strength of the outsider, and the crocodile belt is about to be torn off.

made such a big move, Zhou Yunyang also knew that it would not be authentic to pretend to be garlic again.

"Oh, what are you doing!" Zhou Yunyang was very dissatisfied with his expression, "Falling asleep woke me up." ”

The maid stopped pulling the belt, stood by the bed in a row, looked at Zhou Yunyang and smiled.

smiled innocently, and did not show a shy expression on his pretty face because of how shameful Zhou Yunyang's things were.

One of the maids said, "We see that your trousers are wet, so take them off and dry them." ”

Zhou Yunyang said: "My pants are not wet......"

"It's not wet yet, it's mostly wet. A maid laughed.

Zhou Yunyang leaned on the bed, thinking that this would cover the past.

A maid pointed at Zhou Yunyang's buttocks and laughed.

Zhou Yunyang turned his head to look, thinking that he was only wet in the front, but he thought that the back of his butt was wet in a large area.

It can be seen how powerful this diarrhea is, many times more than ordinary people's diarrhea once.

Zhou Yunyang had nothing to say.

I can't say that I am comfortable wearing wet pants.

What's more, it's not peeing, it's something that can make people.

And several times more than ordinary people, viscous, better quality than ordinary people, strong fishy smell, if it weren't for himself, he couldn't bear to be so disgusting.

Seeing that Zhou Yunyang had nothing to say, the maid flipped Zhou Yunyang's body and pulled Zhou Yunyang's belt again.

The handmaidens didn't dislike themselves, so could they continue to be strong?

He could also see that the handmaiden's mind did not have those dirty things, and he would not laugh at his own shy answers.

Zhou Yunyang stretched out his hand and gently pulled off the belt buckle, the belt fell off and was effortlessly unfastened.

"Is it solved like this?" The maid felt strange and puzzled, and asked Zhou Yunyang to do it again.