596 [Explosion Ascension]

At 9 o'clock Eastern time on February 1 and 22 o'clock Beijing time, the USS Columbia Airlines lost contact with the control center when it was about to return to the ground, and then disintegrated and crashed over the northeastern region of Texas. All seven astronauts on board were killed......"

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, bad news came from the United States, and the Avianca plane was bombed.

And here in China, the most heartache for this is undoubtedly Li Taotao, a junior high school student in Beijing. Two years ago, when she was still in the fifth grade of primary school, she designed the "silkworm spinning silk cocoon in space" program, which stood out among more than 900 programs in primary and secondary schools across the country, and was selected by the space shuttle Columbia for carrying experiments.

Now, the poor baby silkworms are dying along with seven American astronauts.

It is a special coincidence that 13 years later, the "space silkworm farming" program designed by middle school students in Hong Kong City also stood out among many programs for primary and secondary school students across the country, and took China's "Tiangong-2" to spin silk and cocoon in space. This is like a reincarnation, with a beginning and an end, and the Chinese silkworm babies are destined to go to the sky and fall to the ground.

The editors of the three major portals of Sohu, Sina, and NetEase, don't want to rest this Spring Festival, and all of them have made special reports for Columbia.

And the reaction of Chinese netizens to this, except for some people who are mourning, more people show schadenfreude. Even some rational netizens, while admitting that the seven astronauts who died were heroes, also ridiculed the United States for taking the blame.

Netizens behaved like this, on the one hand, because the United States has done too many bastard things against China in recent years, and on the other hand, because the "Iraq crisis" is at a critical moment. Some netizens even exposed "inside information", saying that one of the important tasks of the Columbia is to collect Iraqi military intelligence. Because of the limited range and frequency of adjustment of the orbital satellites of the United States, it will take longer to reconnoiter the entire territory of Iraq, and the picture quality is far from being comparable with that of the space shuttle operating in low orbit.

Many Chinese netizens choose to believe this statement.

On the fifth day of the shuttle explosion, just as searchers found fragments of the shuttle's wreckage, the United States addressed the United Nations on Iraq. After another 10 days, anti-war demonstrations broke out in more than 600 cities around the world, with nearly 10 million people participating, strongly opposing the US aggression against Iraq.

On the second day of the global anti-war march, Guo Bing's wedding was held as scheduled, causing a sensation throughout Rongping City.

The only son of the vice president of Xianjiu Group marries a wife, so why should he make a big deal. Guo Bing's father didn't know what it meant to be low-key, not only did he set up a flowing water banquet in his rural hometown, even beggars could sit on the table and eat casually, but he also invited Mr. Liu, the head of the top ten comedians in Bashu, to be the wedding emcee. Well, Mr. Liu is the classic version of Commander Harr.

One will be held in the rural hometown, one will be held in the Xian Distillery District, and another one will be held in the urban hotel, and three banquets will be held at the same time.

The whole city watched the luxury cars of the wedding procession, because the scene was so shocking, there were as many as 66 wedding cars - most of these cars were borrowed or rented.

"It's so spectacular!" Lin Zhuoyun was inevitably a little envious.

Song Weiyang smiled: "Why don't I make up for you too?"

Lin Zhuoyun immediately shook his head: "Forget it, it's too troublesome, and the one who is sent to us can make people tired enough." And it's too ostentatious, isn't Guo Bing's family afraid of the influence of public opinion?"

Song Weiyang said: "Uncle Guo, I know, he is usually a very low-key person, and he doesn't seem to have any opinions. But if he made up his mind, the eight cows couldn't pull it back. At the beginning, my father wanted to set up a winery, and my mother was still thinking about it, so Uncle Guo was the first to stand up and respond, and even sold two big fat pigs to join the family without telling the family. ”

Speaking of this, Song Weiyang suddenly laughed: "At that time, Uncle Guo's whole family was eating raw wine in the village, and Mrs. Liu invited the whole village to his 80th birthday. Uncle Guo only drank a few sips, then lied that his stomach was open, and invited the butcher in the town to pull his big fat pig away. When my cousin-in-law (Guo Bing's grandfather) came home to see it, he thought that his family had been robbed, so he went directly to the commune police station to report to the police. Later, when things were clarified, my cousin-in-law beat Uncle Guo half to death with a flat pole. Uncle Guo didn't spit out the money, but only said that he had lost all the money, which was the first shareholder investment of Xianjiu Group. ”

"I can only say that Uncle Guo is very discerning. Lin Zhuoyun said.

Song Weiyang said: "Uncle Guo is very angry, when the college entrance examination was just resumed, my father got a batch of review materials, tutored with several motivated young people in the village, and went to take the college entrance examination together. As a result, none of them were admitted, so everyone could only come back to farm in frustration, and only Uncle Guo chose to continue studying to take the secondary school exam. Of course, his foundation was too poor, and in the end he didn't even get into the secondary school. After the veterans of the Xianjiu Group were imprisoned, only my father and Uncle Guo insisted on studying in prison, my father finished the "Twenty-four History", and Uncle Guo actually obtained a correspondence degree from Xikang University in prison. ”

"Can inmates also take correspondence courses?" Lin Zhuoyun was a little surprised.

Song Weiyang said: "Of course you can. In 1985, there was a farmer named Zeng Yinglong in this province, who put yellow silk in the belly of the baby fish, and the yellow silk wrote 'The fake dragon sinks, the real dragon rises, and the south of the river descends to the peace'. Then he made these four sentences into a nursery rhyme, taught the children in the village to sing them, and took out the yellow silk from the belly of the baby fish in front of the whole village. Then the mandate of heaven returned, ascended the throne and called the emperor, the country name was 'Dayou', and the Jianyuan 'Taiping first year' ......"

"Hahahaha," Lin Zhuoyun didn't wait for Song Weiyang to finish speaking, he had already bent over with a smile, "This is the modern version of 'Da Chuxing, Chen Shengwang'?"

Song Weiyang said: "You listen to me carefully." The peasant emperor quickly divided the hundred officials, issued an edict, the content of the edict is 'everyone has land, the baby is born at will', actually gathered hundreds of people, and then personally led the 'Royal Forest Army' into the county seat, occupied the county hospital, set the county hospital as the palace, and also included more than 40 doctors and nurses in the harem, so they were destroyed by the public security on the same day. ”

Lin Zhuoyun asked, "And then?"

"The emperor sighed: Alas, the pain of losing the country is unforgettable," Song Weiyang said with a smile, "After being imprisoned, Zeng Yinglong gave his fellow inmates official titles again, and also called the prison director and political commissar Aiqing." The prison warden and the commissar persuaded the education at first, but in the end they simply gave up, treating this guy as a psychopath. Zeng Yinglong reflected on the lessons of the death of the country while in prison, saying: "If the country is poor, the country will not stand, and the country will be rich and the army will be strong." If you want to get rich, you must learn about science and technology and culture. In the past, I was immersed in the study of ancient books, ignoring the changes of the times outside of my native country. After being imprisoned, I was able to broaden my horizons within the walls. So, while in prison, the emperor enrolled in a correspondence university. ”

"Poof!" Lin Zhuoyun laughed directly, and said for a long time, it turned out that the button was here.

Song Weiyang couldn't help laughing: "In order to study correspondence, Zeng Yinglong actually issued an edict to the prison director and political commissar, and he wanted to collect a few hundred yuan in tuition. ”

Lin Zhuoyun smiled and said, "Is the tuition fee collected?"

"It's been recruited," Song Weiyang said, "as long as this neurotic doesn't mess around and learns knowledge honestly, everyone is willing to give him a few hundred yuan." In the words of a prison guard at the time, it was: 'Zeng Yinglong had an optimistic temperament and obeyed management, and the prison guards and prisoners had a good impression of him, and often jokingly called him Your Majesty. I was granted permission to sponsor 50 yuan to His Majesty to support His Majesty's study at Xikang Correspondence University'. ”

Lin Zhuoyun asked, "This person has been released from prison now, right?"

Song Weiyang said: "Life imprisonment. Although he did not kill anyone, the captain he named killed two nurses while resisting arrest. ”

Before he knew it, the car had come to the hotel, and Song Weiyang gave a big red envelope in the lobby.

Just as he was waiting for the elevator, Chen Tao suddenly came over, and smiled at Lin Zhuoyun casually: "Miss Lin, long time no see!"

"Yes, I haven't seen you for a long time," Lin Zhuoyun took the initiative to shake hands and said, "Happy Lantern Festival." ”

Chen Tao said: "This greeting is a bit late, the Lantern Festival passed yesterday." ”

Lin Zhuoyun said: "A belated greeting is also a greeting. ”

"That's right," Chen Tao said with a smile, "Then I also wish Miss Lin a happy Lantern Festival." ”

Song Weiyang was silent, his eyes and nose were looking at his nose, his nose was looking at his heart, staring at the changes in the elevator floor, and the digital display light seemed to be particularly good-looking.

"Oh, Boss Song!" a local official who came over to wait for the elevator suddenly greeted Song Weiyang excitedly.

Song Weiyang shook hands quite warmly and said, "Hello, hello, may I ask your surname?"

The official was a little flattered: "Don't give your surname Li, Li Dongyang." I used to work in the Light Industry Bureau, but after the Light Industry Bureau was abolished, I stayed in the office of the Municipal Working Committee, and now I am the deputy director of the Working Committee. Guo and I have always been old friends, we have known each other for more than 10 years, and I will definitely come to his son's marriage. By the way, I also know your father, Boss Song, but I don't know if he still remembers me. ”

"You must remember," Song Weiyang chatted very devotedly, and even took the initiative to find a topic, "I haven't been back to my hometown for a long time, and Rong Ping has changed a lot." ”

Deputy Director Li said with a smile: "Thanks to Xifeng and Xianjiu Group, the GDP of Rongping City has reached a new level every year, and the people have also become more prosperous and their lives are getting better day by day." ”

As soon as the elevator door opened, and before Song Weiyang stepped in, someone shouted: "Hey, Song Weiyang!

Song Weiyang looked back, but it was a few high school classmates.

Lin Zhuoyun and Chen Tao no longer competed against each other, and quietly walked into the elevator. And Song Weiyang became the central focus, everyone talked around him, and the elevator was full of the voices of these people chatting.

When he went upstairs to the wedding scene, Song Weiyang was even more busy, and everyone he knew and didn't know took the initiative to come over to talk, which overwhelmed him.

It didn't take long for Song Weiyang to suddenly see "Fan Ha'er", and immediately excused himself to say goodbye to these people, ran to shake hands and said, "Hello Mr. Liu, I am your loyal fan!"

"Are you Boss Song?" Hello, hello!" Teacher Liu hurriedly shook hands.

Song Weiyang chatted hotly with this Bashu comedian, and immediately let others not bother, and the two kept talking nonsense until the bride and groom entered.

During the entire wedding banquet, the limelight of the bride and groom was stolen by Song Weiyang, and I don't know how many people came to toast. Even if Song Weiyang drank Bing Shuang (Xifeng version of Sprite), his stomach was uncomfortably swollen, and after he clinked glasses with several leaders, he threw down Chen Tao and Lin Zhuoyun's urine and slipped away.

Doudou was still eating at the wedding banquet, and no one took Song Weiyang to play "Legend", so he simply opened the website to browse the news, and then entered his blog.

Sogou blog has been particularly popular this year, and even websites such as Sina, Sohu and NetEase have also launched blog products one after another. But the first-mover advantage is there, the number of visits to Sogou's blog is far ahead, and even some celebrities have taken the initiative to settle in.

Song Weiyang occasionally writes a few articles to pass the time, and wrote one on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, complaining that he was maliciously PK to death several times in "Legend". Now when I open it, the following reply is all schadenfreude, and the reply on the last page is that netizens asked him to analyze why the United States wants to fight Iraq.

Anyway, he was bored, so Song Weiyang wrote an article casually: "Regarding the Iraq crisis, oil and everything is on the surface, and the real reason lies in the dollar, which is the lifeblood of the United States." During the period of US sanctions, Iraq began to use the euro as the currency for oil settlements, and also advertised to other countries that it also used the euro for settlements. On the EU side, both Schroeder and Jacques Chirac are seeking to lead Europe's rise, trying to break free from US control, and cooperating with Iraq to promote the euro ......"

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