Valencia, north of Los Angeles, near a theater at the California Institute of the Arts, has just finished screening of "House of the Dead."

Logan, an investigator from Cinema Score's partner company, waited near the exit early.

Seeing a Latino young man coming over, Rogan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Hello, my name is Logan......"

He briefly introduced himself and asked, "Can you comment on the "House of the Dead" you just watched? If you rate it according to the ABCDE, what grade do you rate?"

The young Latino felt as if he had just eaten: "This is definitely a super bad movie in zombie movies!"

Logan hadn't seen the movie, and was a little surprised, it seemed that this movie was quite popular before it was released, and the debut of the wealthy daughter of the Hilton family was hyped everywhere.

"What about the scores?" he asked.

The Latino youth pouted, "D! No, D—!"

Rogan quickly recorded it, then gave a small gift and said, "Thank you for your rating." ”

Later, Logan stopped a white guy again.

"It's all about the game at the beginning, but even though I love going to the arcade and playing the game, I still have to say it's a big bad movie. The white guy was more peaceful: "If you score it, it's D." ”

After asking several people in a row, Rogan received the highest rating of "D".

From point to point, years of experience in the industry can already make Rogan clearly judge that "House of the Dead" is a big bad movie!

Even those who were drawn to Paris Hilton to see the film said it was super bad.

"The score of this film is E!"

Hearing another fan's evaluation, Rogan simply didn't know what to say, in the Cinema Score evaluation criteria, films with a score of E are the kind of films that should not be made.

But the fan's later words refreshed Logan's cognition: "But this film is rotten out of style, rotten out of taste, I like it!"

Logan watched the fans happily walk away, and there was a sentence that he almost couldn't hold back.

There are even such people in the latter.

"People who like bad movies can't help but watch it!"

"The film was terrible, but I had a lot of fun watching it. ”

"Cow! It's so awesome! This is definitely a masterpiece in a bad movie!"

"Bad movies like "House of the Dead" are already rare, and you should watch and cherish them. ”

These people have given "House of the Dead" a rating of "D" or less, but they said that they watched it very energetically.

Logan couldn't figure out if he had something wrong with his brain or if this group of young people had something wrong with his brain.

Since it's a bad movie, why do you still think it's good?

Could it be that there is something changing in the film market that he does not understand?

Logan was a little confused.

At midnight, Eric returned home and immediately began to rush the manuscript, and his good work ethic made him decide to send out the review as early as possible.

Be sure to spray the movie "House of the Dead" well.

Thinking back to the movies he has seen, Eric seems to feel the horror of director Uwe Bauer again.

This horror made Eric burst into inspiration, and he quickly wrote a movie review that was both vitriolic and personal.

In addition to director Uwe Ball, he also targeted the attack on Paris Hilton, who has been hot recently, according to the protocol.

That night, Eric posted the review on his blog, which was published in the National Herald the next day, and was quickly reprinted and spread across the Internet's film websites and forums.

This film review also attracted a lot of attention.

Ronan saw the comments from the newspaper that Paris Hilton handed him when he came to his office before work on Friday.

"This critic is going too far. Paris Hilton said.

Ronan took the newspaper and said as he flipped through it, "What's wrong?"

Seeing the name of the "National Herald", Ronan understood what was going on, as for Paris Hilton would see this newspaper, he didn't feel strange at all, now Paris Hilton is running with the crew to promote it, the "House of the Dead" crew is full of embassy film staff, and it is too simple to let Paris Hilton see a newspaper.

Paris Hilton gritted her teeth and said, "I'm going to find someone to kill him!"

Ronan relieved: "Don't get angry, wait for me to finish reading first." ”

Paris Hilton sat on the couch and sulked alone, and the good mood for the release of the new movie was all ruined.

Ronan soon saw a review article from a full-time film critic signed "Eric".

"There is no best director in the world, but there is the worst director, and Uwe Bauer, the director of the just-released "House of the Dead", can be classified among the worst along with his films. ”

"This film based on the game of the same name has an extremely boring shooting style and an extremely poor quality! Uwe Bauer's clumsy directing skills are completely challenging the audience's bottom line of patience! Now those bad movie directors can finally take a breath. They can tilt their heads, smile and sing a song in their hearts: It's okay, I didn't make a movie as bad as "House of the Dead" after all. ”

"Equally bad is Miss Paris Hilton, who has been very popular recently, this rich daughter doesn't know what acting is, there is no difference between it and wood in the movie, the overall feeling is that she is a fancy rich girl, scratching her head but very boring, she should go back to the Hilton Hotel to be her princess, there are many ways to be famous, not to play this terrible role. ”

"The movie "House of the Dead" is so bad that I don't even want to give it a star, it's really bad, the scenes of slaughtering zombies are too long, and there are tedious slow-motion close-ups of the characters of rookies in the first half and sharpshooters in the second half. It's disgusting, soft-erotic, and thankless. I feel like I'm blind, it's not a horror movie, it's not a comedy, it's destined to be a bad movie that people spurn!"

At the end of the premiere, no one applauded, and it wasn't until a few minutes later that there was sporadic applause, but this applause was more polite. This shows the audience's disgust with this film. ”

"I dare to conclude that this film is bound to fail! If such a bad movie is made, it will inevitably be punished by the market! If "Dance of Death" grosses more than $10 million at the North American box office, I will drink Paris Hilton's footwash!"

Seeing this, Ronan nodded secretly, this is David Villa's idea, right? It should be able to attract attention, right? After all, Paris Hilton is really a bit popular during this time, fueled by Embassy Pictures.

I remember that in my previous life, there was an NBA player whose name I don't remember, saying that he wanted to drink Scarlett Johansson's bath water, but it turned out to be like golf and became a long-standing meme among netizens.

Ronan put down the newspaper and looked at Paris Hilton, who was still puffing up, and it seemed that her reaction was even bigger than expected.

In that case, there should be no problem.

Paris Hilton saw that Ronan had finished reading the newspaper, and immediately said angrily, "Ronan, do you know where this newspaper is?"

Ronan looked at Paris Hilton in surprise and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"I'm going to set it on fire!" Paris Hilton said viciously, "go burn down the editorial office of this newspaper!"

Ronan hurriedly advised: "Paris, don't be impulsive! ”

Paris Hilton, who was pampered and raised since childhood, said, "I can't swallow this breath. ”

"Calm down. Ronan took a glass of water for Paris Hilton, put it on the table, and said, "Paris, if you want to be a star in the future, you have to get used to the cynicism of film critics, who think that only film critics are the standard for judging the quality of movies and actors." ”

He smiled and said, "But actually, no. ”

Paris Hilton looked at Ronan and didn't understand what he meant.

Ronan added: "Hollywood is actually very simple, for actors, the audience likes you and supports you, you are the best." ”

Paris Hilton asked, "Does the audience like me?"

Ronan returned to his desk, took a survey report, handed it to Paris Hilton, and said: "This is a data compiled by Embassy Pictures, and the fundamental sample survey shows that in the early screening of "House of the Dead" last night, nearly sixty percent of the audience said that they chose to watch the movie "House of the Dead" because of the influence of Paris Hilton. ”

Paris Hilton hurriedly looked at the report and asked, "Really?"

Ronan said, "The audience likes you. ”

To be precise, the public is relatively appreciative of Paris Hilton's current character.

Seeing the data on the report, Paris Hilton seemed to feel better, but still said, "Is it just like this?

"Fight back! Why not!" Ronan said, "Paris, have you thought about it, this is actually a good opportunity to continue to expand your popularity." ”

As soon as she heard that she could be more famous, Paris Hilton immediately came to her senses and asked, "How can this be a good opportunity?"

Ronan paced back and forth, as if thinking about something important.

"You'd better hurry up!" Paris Hilton urged, a little impatiently.

Ronan sighed secretly, this kind of pampered eldest lady is really not good-tempered, stopped, and said slowly: "We have a strategy to fight back, so that this matter can be a hot topic, and you publicly respond to the remarks of this film critic named Eric." ”

"That's it?" Paris Hilton was rather disappointed: "It's too ...... too"

Ronan interrupted her with a raised hand, saying, "Paris, do you think this Eric is annoying?

Without giving it any thought, Paris Hilton said, "Yes, Ronan, you have a solution?"

Ronan smiled and said, "Didn't he want to drink your footwash? ”

"I want him to drink my footwash too!" Paris Hilton has a bold personality and is not embarrassed at all, "But ......"

Ronan said: "According to incomplete statistics, the North American box office of "House of the Dead" including yesterday's advance has approached $6 million!"

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