Chapter 250: To Heaven

In the first row of the theater, after Paris Hilton came in with the sisters, she specifically found Ronan's side.

This is Ronan, a famous Hollywood producer and the owner of Relativity Entertainment Group. Paris Hilton first introduced Ronan to the two girls next to her, and then pulled the girl who looked a little like her, and introduced, "Ronan, this is Niki, my sister, you met at the Waldorf Astoria. ”

Ronan shook hands with Nikki Hilton and said with a smile, "Hello, welcome to the premiere." ”

Nikki Hilton looked quieter than Paris Hilton, and said, "I must support my sister's first movie." ”

Ronan said politely: "Miss Nikki is an honor for Embassy Pictures and Relativity Entertainment to come." ”

The Hilton sisters were not good at stubble, nor were they simple, vaguely remembering that Nikki Hilton later married a man surnamed Rothschild.

Just listen to this surname, and also know that the other party's identity is different.

Among the many literary works of Ronan's previous life, Rothschild was a being at the level of the Lord of the World.

True or not, it looks scary anyway.

Paris Hilton pulled over a dark-skinned girl at this time: "Ronan, this is Nicole Richie, my good friend." ”

Ronan shook her hand and said with a smile, "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Richie." ”

The girl was short and fat, and she was still a completely unfamiliar face, and Ronan was a little incomprehensible that Paris Hilton would have this type of friend.

Isn't it a green leaf?

It is said that girls who think they are beautiful will find ordinary girls as companions.

Nicole Richie is also down-to-earth and generous, and may also be from a wealthy family, and can mix with Paris Hilton, it can't be an ordinary person.

Unless it's like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears who mix up with great fame.

Ronan also introduced Tony Koch to the three girls, and the identity of the owner of the German film company also made Tony Koch feel very face-saving.

After sitting down, Ronan learns from Paris Hilton that Nicole Richie is indeed not an ordinary person, and her father is Lionel Richie.

That said, Nicole Richie is a black mulatto.

Ronan glanced curiously over there and saw that Uwe Ball was talking to Nicole Richie, and the two seemed to be talking very speculatively.

Is it possible to fool Nicole Richie into starring in his next movie?

If Ubao can get the investment from her father, it's not impossible to consider.

The big screen lit up, the theater gradually quieted down, and the premiere of "House of the Dead" began, and everyone's eyes fell on the big screen.

Most of the crew has not actually seen this film.

But seeing Ronan and Uwe Bauer's confident looks, they all thought it would be an extraordinary masterpiece.

This movie is indeed extraordinary.

Pedro finally waited for the movie he was looking forward to, but he didn't immediately see his white rich goddess.

What is the opening credit? A bunch of mosaic-like things dangling like blurred game footage made Pedro a little dizzy, but thankfully the constipation-like rap of the DJ in the background woke him up......

Then various characters with intricate relationships appear, and Pedro also sees his goddess Bai Fumei in it.

That shape, that figure, that appearance, that temperament, there is no one else!

What about the other than these? What about the goddess Bai Fumei? What is the movie? Pedro was forced to do so, and for the first ten minutes, a group of stupid young people were dangling there, saying boring lines, and squeezing towards the island of death.

I know it's the island of death, and I'm still going to go, isn't this a water in my head?

Except for the goddess Bai Fumei, this film is really average, is the picture of inferior quality film? Why is it not clear at all?

Fortunately, there are beautiful women to watch, and it's not boring.

After surviving a quarter, the style of the film suddenly changed, from a second-year juvenile film to a brainless zombie film.

In the fourth row, film critics, including Eric, were dumbfounded.

This...... This movie is also ...... It's too unlimited, isn't it? This is a film that has been released on a large scale in the United States, and you are so embarrassed to show it so badly? Director, do you still want to show face?

The sequel to "Blair the Witch" is so bad that the White House in Washington is better than you!

Eric quietly breathed a sigh of relief, signed the agreement, and got such a large sum of money, in addition to being happy, he was also somewhat psychologically burdened, after all, this kind of transaction is not a glorious thing, as a somewhat famous film critic, he also wants to be embarrassed.

Although the confidentiality agreement stipulates that neither party shall disclose this matter to the outside world, as a film critic with a face and skin, Eric will inevitably feel guilty when he dreams back at midnight.

Who would have thought that this director was much more shameless than him, and he would shoot the film so badly!

If it's just that the plot or editing is bad, that's reasonable, but what does it mean that every shot is so bad? Is this director's level amateurish?

Eric's guilt and psychological burden are gone, as a film critic with good professionalism and morality, this kind of bad movie not only has to be criticized, but also very sharply criticized!

Especially the director and the actors who have negative acting skills, they must be scolded awake!

Isn't that what a film critic does?

Eric swears that he really scolds the film because it sucks and has nothing to do with the money.

It's really a film that's rotten to a certain level.

Basically, after the movie is a quarter of the way through, every five minutes, there is a 10-minute shootout.

As if to please game fans, the director's method of adaptation and filming is also very creative (knot) (): forcefully insert the game screen.

I don't know how much money I saved on shooting shots and making special effects!

True Lima will save!

The director's lens design and shooting techniques can be heavenly.

There are nearly ten gun-wielding characters, and each one, Eric swears, is every one, including the silly Bai Tian who was hyped before, has a close-up of a 360-degree camera rotation.

Each main character,Will be fixed in place and give a 360-degree close-up,The screen will slowly turn red,Inspiration? It should come from the appearance of the protagonist in the game when he hangs up.,Director, why don't you just play a game on the screen. OVER OK

If the shooting is good and the acting is good, it is indeed a selling point, in fact?

Is this special lens lighting a stage lighting? Even an amateur level like him knows that filming lighting and stage lighting can be the same thing?

Maybe it's because I don't have any money.

In the whole movie, there are only a few scenes, and a few people go back and forth to play in circles!

Basically, the monsters have difficulty seeing the silhouette and mostly hide in the dark.

The only selling point is violence and gore.

I don't know how many tons of tomato sauce were spilled during filming.

But no matter how you look at it, it's all slag in the scum.

There are also actors' performances, other actors are okay, at least 50 points can be guaranteed, what is the matter with Paris Hilton's stupid white sweetness? Can you act? In addition to showing more, can the performance be a little more perfunctory?

It's not good for literary drama, but it's good to be attentive to drama.

But who designed the silly and sweet action scenes? Can you shoot it well?

Silly Bai Tian went to kick the zombie, and the foot of the roundabout kick was not as high as the zombie's knee, and after the zombie was kicked down, it turned out to be the second child's position......

This Nima is so speechless.

Eric took a deep breath and told himself, I'm going to endure!

Then, a shootout scene appeared, and Eric was not good, and he felt that the film was really broken by the director.

The "bullet time" of "The Matrix" actually appeared in the picture......

It's nothing, it's a good habit in Hollywood to follow the trend of living and learning, and in the Hollywood industry, it's also called a beautiful name: paying tribute to the classics.

But are you paying homage? This is insulting the classics, right?

The speed and shape of this bullet really look like flying locusts, and it is still dangling, and people and zombies are standing in the air, staying in the air for more than twenty seconds, right?

Also, what the hell are the tightropes hanging behind actors and zombies, you haven't completely erased them?

This brawl was definitely the most evil and chaotic battle Eric had ever seen.

In the later scenes, he felt that the director was like stabbing his chrysanthemum with a big steel pipe, making him sit or stand......

In the end, Eric sat back in his chair and only saw the deep malice on the big screen, what kind of thing did the director film, make fun of people?

With the director's whimsical methods, what other director can match him?

the hell idiot!

When the movie subtitles appeared, Eric sat in his chair in a daze, and at this moment the name of this extraordinary horror masterpiece has been ringing in his ears, this is a nightmare for many years of watching the movie, and he thinks that he has watched so many horror movies, he has to admit that no work has never brought him such a deep shock.

After Eric watched this movie, he completely changed his understanding of horror films, the plot of death, and the bloody footage left a huge shadow in his heart, which he couldn't wipe away for a long time.

When the movie ended, Eric looked around, reporters from the media and his peers were all a little dumbfounded, as if this movie had refreshed a new boundary for bad movies.

Not a single person spoke, and not a single person wanted to speak.

Because in the face of such a film, there is really nothing to say.

The audience behind was also quiet, and Pedro saw that Bai Fumei was stabbed by the big boss, alive, dead, and alive, and he didn't know what to say.

Although Bai Fumei is attractive, after watching the film, he only has a feeling of being fooled.

Why did her goddess star in such a bad movie!

The theater fell into an eerie silence, and for a moment there was not even polite applause, and everyone seemed to be frightened.

I don't know who remembered the applause, but the sparse applause finally rang out in the theater.