"Hahahahaha!!!!ha

"That's awesome!"

"The pit master is mighty!"

"The first executioner of the national uniform, 6 has become a 9!"

"The pit master Li Shizhen's skin! The sign language teacher is stunned again, poof~!hahahaha!"

"The sign language teacher is smiling and smiling, and his heart is numb!"

"Sign language teacher: please let go!"

"Sign language teacher: The old lady is gone!"

"Hahahaha, the rhyming mad demon pit master, I won't even help my grandmother when crossing the street, I'll obey you!"

"If the earth doesn't explode, we won't take a holiday! The universe won't restart, we won't rest! The basket will let you show off, my God!"

"There are no four seasons, there is no 4G, the pit owner is too terrier, if you don't tease, you will die star, manual funny!"

"The pit master is serious, and he talks about jokes in a straight way, which is just cute!"

"Pit master, I didn't expect you to be such a news anchor!"

"I don't think I need to tell jokes, the pit owner's serious appearance is funny enough, haha!"

"Attention, I must pay attention to "Common Concern", I have to pay attention to it whether I die or not, so it's always okay, right?"

"You're enough, I promise not to turn the channel, okay, I won't turn the channel in my life!haha!"

"Damn, I'm actually guarding the news channel chasing stars, can you believe it?"

"Hahaha, I can watch such news for a day without changing the channel!

......

I don't know if the earth has exploded, Weibo really exploded!

As for changing the channel?

I don't want to change the channel, I dare not say it in this life, at least now, I will never change the channel.

After all, the pit owner has said: don't leave!

What did the pit master deceive the audience? Probably when he did magic, he deceived not only the audience, but also magicians all over the world.

In the Internet era, the news was conveyed quickly, but not so fast that it became known to the world in just half an hour.

There are constantly viewers who turn on the TV and open the page of the online live broadcast platform, and the data is still rising wildly!

Today's ad is a bit long, it's five minutes old, and the promised weather forecast hasn't come yet.

Can it not be long?

Rewind the clock to five minutes.

The warm applause at the scene was like thunder, no way, people are really awesome, not only perfectly competent without preparation, but also really eye-opening, no one is unconvinced!

The leaders finally breathed a sigh of relief, this master can be regarded as coming down, is, but he sat there, and he panicked!

It's easy to do next, the weather forecast Su Luo retreats, and the female anchor will broadcast it.

however

"What are you doing? applaud, the show is not over yet, can you be quiet?"

Su Luo roared angrily, and the audience was silent.

"Broadcast the director! Extend the commercial by 3 minutes, and I'll look at the draft of the weather forecast! Hurry up!"

"Ah????h

Su Luo's eyes widened, Lao Tzu broadcast the weather forecast, do you have any opinions?

I don't dare to say it out loud if I have an opinion, I can only watch it from a distance and whisper,

"I'm going to broadcast a weather forecast!"

"I'm just reading the manuscript now, three minutes, is it too late?"

"This ......"

Lin Jun raised his hand and pressed it: "Quiet, during the live broadcast, didn't he just glance at the press release just now, it's only a few minutes? He didn't make a mistake in the thirty minutes of content, just a weather forecast!"

Lin Jun now has inexplicable trust in Su Luo, and he has been watching it on Weibo on his mobile phone, and the audience is crazy!

This is the power of the ruthless pit master!

The most important thing is that I couldn't stop him from going up to broadcast the news just now, and now you can pull him down?

Director Lin said so, and others could only hold back their opinions if they had opinions.

In front of the anchor stage, the female anchor asked uneasily, "Can you?" ”

"You start, I'll pick it up, that's all. ”

Su Luo grinned, shook off the manuscript, and made gestures, you can start!

"Attention of all units, ten, nine, eight, ......"

In front of the TV, the long advertisement, the audience is almost impatient,

"Why haven't we started yet?"

"What are you shouting on Weibo, I thought there was something big, the pit owner didn't see it, just watched the advertisement!"

As he spoke, the advertisement ended, and "Common Concern" was launched again!

In the picture, one of the news anchors is the big pit owner that fans love to watch.

"Oh oh oh oh ~ ~~!!"

Female anchor: "Dear viewers and friends, welcome back, this is "Common Concern", and then we will pay attention to the weather conditions in the next few days. ”

The female anchor said, and the screen behind her was replaced with a weather map.

Su Luo: "Hello everyone, I'm the cold air of the easterly path, and I've been missing everyone a lot lately, so I couldn't wait to come in from the northeast the morning before yesterday." One didn't hold back, bringing the first snowfall since the beginning of autumn this year to Changchun, Jilin Province, although it was a little earlier than in previous years.

Southerners may disagree, we still air conditioner iFi watermelon at home, and it is so hot that we can almost sprinkle a green onion out of the pot.

Well, I'm a little less powerful, but don't rejoice too soon.

The Central Meteorological Observatory issued a blue warning for a cold wave today, and a wave of supplementary cold air is coming again.

This cold air will march all the way, not only from white to black, but also from north to south, and soon you will understand what it means to be cold in the south and in the north, and your hometown will also understand the cold in other places.

The places that are not marked in the picture are not cold, but cold enough. At that time, you will sleep in the bed, the place outside the bed is far away, the places out of reach are other places, and the toilet is a business trip to a distant frontier.

If you're going to Hainan to escape the cold, it's just a matter of moving from one refrigerator to another.

Therefore, please also strengthen your precautions, if the autumn pants are not good, you may wish to let yellow rice, white rice, Jiang rice, millet, red dates, longan, yam, barley, peanuts, mung beans, lilies, wolfberries together, how to match all up to you.

This bowl of porridge symbolizes warmth, fulfillment, harmony and joy, and does not need to meet the season, the key is that it can maintain the body, and drinking it can make the cold air retreat by two meters. ”

The weather broadcast in just a few tens of seconds conquered everyone, and the audience was boiling, whether it was the first or the last!

“666666666666！！！！！”

"Poof~!Air conditioner IFI watermelon, sprinkle a green onion out of the pot!"

"Hahaha, the south also knows that the north is cold, and the hometown also understands the cold of other places, absolutely!"

"The places where the bed accidents are far away, the places that can't be reached by hand are all other places, and the three toilets are all on a business trip to the frontier!hahahahaha!!!haha

"Pit master, you still say you're not a joker?"

"My God, how did you come up with this!"

"Incisive!"

"Essence!"

"It's a classic, haha!"

"Rhyming Maniac!"

"The sign language teacher is completely confused!"

"Ah, hey, what do you have to come to me, let go of the sign language teacher, hahahaha!"

"All I used to watch were fake weather forecasts, and they were all fake!"

......

At the scene in the studio, the audience was stunned and deadly silent.

Ten seconds later,

"Wow~~~!!"

"Oh my God, he came up with this on the fly?"

"What does it mean to be talented, I have seen it!"

"This is not a genius who can be described, this is a demon talent!"

Too... It's such a show!

The leader was covered in goosebumps, his scalp was numb, and he looked at Su Luo, and just wanted to kneel down at this moment: Please take my knees!

The show is over, Su Luo clapped his palms and called it a day!

Su Luo took another step with his hands behind his back, coughed and cleared his throat,

"Have you learned? Who can only say that the news can be high, but not cold?"

......