Chapter 803: Primitive Matchmaking

[There is a tweak at the end of the previous chapter]

Knowing that the number of the other party was 3 times that of here, Ji An looked at the red feather: "......"

Just seeing the appearance of Red Feather after winning the battle with a new weapon, Ji An thought that the other party was such a person, and he was stupid as a native, and he didn't know how to pursue while he was victorious. Obviously, if the other party's Waga tribe just had more than 60 dings, the weapons were thrown away, and the most powerful green feathers were also caught, they could completely rush to the Waga village and take the other tribe directly.

As a result, after a long time, Red Feather poked a hornet's nest, and the old man really didn't mistake him.

Although the Gongga people are indigenous, the basic number of people is of course clear, 3 fight one, can you win?

Now that the girl in the village has snatched it back, whether the red feather is happy or not, the old man wants to return the green feather. As the patriarch and the most intelligent native in the village, the little old man knew the consequences of going to war.

The earliest military theories of Huaguo have appeared as early as the Yellow Emperor's war against Chiyou, and the natives are not stupid, but modern people stand on the shoulders of giants.

And Ji An, who was standing on the shoulders of the giant, froze, maybe he could take this opportunity to get rid of the entry of the pepper clan into Tiger Valley at one time.

The status of the rivers and lakes is either fought or made by doing. Ji An felt that his idea should be in line with the common interests of the two tribes.

Don't think about it, the team of the Waga tribe is probably already on the way now, coming to snatch the green feather back.

The little old man didn't want to fight this battle, he had to make a compromise.

Or that Ji An wants the little old man to make a compromise that is beneficial to the entire tribe, otherwise it will only be 500 savages, and even if the whole clan is dispatched, the ball boss will only have a few detonation bombs.

Ji An left the village and returned soon, and the red feather had already moved the green feather into the thatched house.

Ji An let the red feather block the doorway of the thatched house, and he began to jump the big L rope.

"Sun Guli should be Sun Dangdang, Sun Guli should be Sun Dangdang~" Ji An read a few nonsense words that he didn't know what he meant, and raised two fingers again and pressed them to the ground.

"Ma Li, Ma Li, Coax! Up~"

In the horror of the little old man and the red feather, a blind man wearing a melon-skin hat, sunglasses, and a gown, not much taller than the dwarfs, emerged from the ground.

"Hmph! pretend to be a ghost!" Sanqi looked around and knew what Ji An was doing, and hummed.

Ji An smiled: "There's no way, you can't stop them if you don't come to something evil." Then he pointed to the green feather that was about to faint: "Hurry up, heal his wound first." ”

Sanqi never refuses to save people, it doesn't even mind who it is saving, bites its fingers, stops bleeding, scabs, and then waits for the wound to heal completely. It's just an ordinary trauma, not a big deal.

But when the natives outside the thatched hut heard the screams from inside, they all thought they had killed someone, especially the girl, who was so anxious that she cried.

And shouting and shouting, the screaming gradually subsided, stopped, and the green feather felt to the ribs, checked the injury, and then looked up at the two god sticks:

β€œ(βŠ™oβŠ™)”

The little old man next to him and the red feather are exactly the same

(βŠ™oβŠ™)

(βŠ™oβŠ™)

Panax notoginseng's healing ability is a miracle not only for the natives, but also for modern people, the difference is only in the tribe, no one dares to catch notoginseng to slice and study.

Wrap the green feathers with gauze, meaning, Sanqi said: "The environment here is very special, I'll go and see, and you will open the door for me in a while." ”

Ji An nodded.

He had already discussed with the little old man just now, in order to avoid a war that he would lose, he was willing to make compromises and retreats, and now it was time for Green Feather to make amends.

The most valuable possession of the natives is food, and giving them an old man's head is only used to wipe their buttocks. The staple food of the natives is bananas, and before Gongga and Waga were able to live in peace, the main banana grove has a clear dividing line that both sides abide by.

Ji An told Green Feather that if he wanted to take his sister back, he could, exchange it for 30 banana trees.

Ji An, who jumped the big L rope, began to work as a matchmaker. To put it bluntly, the 30 banana trees are actually a dowry, a compensation that the little old man can accept.

And Green Feather is willing? No joke, the girls in the village have green eyes when they look at him, and vice versa, the girls in Green Feather's own tribe have long been tired of seeing it, and they feel stinky from afar, otherwise he would not have come to hook up with the girls of the Gongga tribe.

Because they are strange, they are curious, and because they are curious, they are attracted to each other, so they want to be together.

On the other hand, because of understanding, so break up. (Come, dry this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.) οΌ‰

30 banana trees for a lovely girl to go back, at this time, as long as the man can get it, he will accept it, and the green feather agrees.

Originally, the wound of the green feather was repaired, and the sister was in hand, so she could lead the girl away, and a war would be avoided, but Ji An, who was standing on the shoulders of the giant, had another moth.

He calculated the time, tomorrow is December 31, and the day after tomorrow is New Year's Day, such a good day, how can you not come to a wedding to celebrate?

Moreover, the sister gave it, and her treatment after passing the door was not guaranteed. Oaths are such a thing, modern people can say and forget, but if he let the green feather swear to Sanqi that just emerged from the soil, will he dare to forget?

Also, if this primitive wedding, if it is a live broadcast, there should be many people watching it...... Right?

"Eat...... Eat?"

Ji An proposed that the natives of the two tribes get together two days later to witness the wedding of the newlyweds, not only the green feathers, but also the little old man and the red feathers were confused.

A big living person appeared in the ground, repaired his wound and fled away again, this level of shock is not a joke, even the black girl of the Panser clan will have a crazy look.

Therefore, Ji An said that he guaranteed the safety of everyone, whoever did it, who he would beat, the little old man hesitated and agreed.

But Green Feather said he had to go back and ask the patriarch.

Ji An asked, "How many people in your village want to hook up with outside girls like you?"

Green Feather: "Of course there are many, today Bukara stupid beep still wanted to snatch one back, just because I waited for him, I was caught." ”

Ji An smiled: "Wait a minute, I'll go to your tribe with you." ”

Not long after, Ji An and Green Feather left the village, and the girl stared at the entrance of the village for a long time, she didn't know why the patriarch agreed, and she had to wait two days later, isn't it good in the barley?

On the way, Ji An and Green Feather really met the Waga tribe who came over to fight.

Seeing that some clansmen were going to do something to Ji An, Green Feather rushed up to rescue his clansmen like crazy.

And Ji An lowered his head and posted on Weibo, and at the same time updated the announcement in the live broadcast room.

"Serengeti time, January 1, 2pm, prehistoric hominid wedding live. ”

in the comments

"Primitive wedding?"

"What's ??? going on?"

"Oh my God, little brother, you're going to marry a primitive girl?"

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【Ahem~】

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