The patriarch of the Waga tribe is much younger than the little old man, and he still looks like a middle-aged man, and after talking, he learned that he is Green Feather's brother.

Ji An's lobbying process in the Waga tribe went smoothly, and the only problem was that the Waga had to pay the price of 30 banana trees.

However, this problem was solved by Green Feather himself, and he was the one who was in a hurry to hug the girl. The value of the green feather in the clan is more than 30 banana trees, and after jumping and throwing at the patriarch's own brother, he finally got what he wanted.

How did the earliest intermarriage in primitive human society come about? There are many reasons, but political compromise must be one of them.

It's like the little old man, in order to avoid war, he had to exchange a girl from the clan for 30 banana trees.

Just like the Waga patriarch had to pay 30 banana trees for the stability and unity of his tribe for a girl.

There is no question of goods or goods, these primitive people can't even read and write, and the next step of human civilization is still far from them. But as a two-legged beast in modern society, Ji An's existence can ensure the treatment of his sister in her in-law's house, so he needs to bring these primitive people a ritual that seems to be red tape, but it is very necessary.

And such a ritual has another effect, it can open a "door".

The Waga tribe may be the same as the little old man's Gongga tribe, but they just treat the defenseless, clawless and toothless Ji An as a monkey, but knowing that the powerful green feather is respectful to the monkey, the green feather gets his wish, and he is in a good mood, and he takes out the most high-grade thing in the clan to entertain Ji An.

A huge fruit shell contained a turbid and unknown liquid, the green feather was brought to the patriarch's thatched house, and three long grass pipes were taken out and inserted into the liquid in the husk, one of the green feathers himself, one of the Waga clan's convex forehead patriarch, and the other was given to Ji An.

Green Feather and his eldest brother took two mouthfuls and swallowed: "Ka~" with a very satisfied expression.

Seeing that Ji An didn't move, Green Feather motioned for him to drink quickly.

For food from unknown sources, Ji An never dared to eat indiscriminately, approached the husk and smelled the taste, it felt a bit like a banana, and seeing that the other two people were fine after drinking it, it could be judged that it was not poisonous, he put on the "straw", pouted a little bit, and smacked his lips to taste the taste.

"Huh?" Ji An raised an eyebrow.

The unidentified cloudy liquid tastes a little sweet, but there is another flavor mixed in with it.

An extremely evil thought smashed into Ji An's mind, and he asked Green Feather, "You all like to drink this thing?"

The green feather held the straw in her mouth, reluctant to let go, and kept nodding her head in confirmation.

Ji An smiled cheaply, he knew what to use in the ceremony.

Regarding the gathering of all the members of the Waga and Gongga clans, the protruding forehead patriarch still has concerns, he has not seen how Ji An jumped the L rope.

30 banana trees, and the safety of the whole clan is not the same.

Ji An thought for a while, after all, there are many people in the Waga tribe, and more than 500 people are nearly 3 times that of the Gongga tribe, so Ji An told the forehead patriarch that they can carry weapons in all their hands, so they are not afraid, right?

And for the little old man's Gongga tribe, they don't need to bring weapons, as long as they bring Ji An, what weapons do they need?

The matter was settled, and two days later the two primitive tribes met for the first time in history on the grassland outside the banana grove.

At this point, Ji An is still one step away from being a god and one step away from being a god.

For the next two days, Ji An wandered around the woods of Tiger Valley, looking for thick trees that had fallen or were about to die of old age with the help of Sanqi.

Ji An's Zhan Lu is blessed with sharp runes, and hollowing out these thick tree trunks is no different from cutting tofu.

A whole 30 thick trees, all hollowed out in the middle, and the bottom remains, which becomes a huge natural container. Ji An carried these containers to the grassland with a turtle armor bag and placed them in a circle.

Then, Ji An opened the door and returned to Shancheng and Wucheng for various purchases, such as Jiang Xiaobai, Shaoxing Huadiao, Tsingtao Beer, Erguotou, and the Great Wall Dry Red...... In short, there are many red and white, bubbles and no bubbles.

He plans to use this soft poison in front of tens of millions of viewers around the world to corrupt the primitive natives, and if you have any opinions, just call the police.

Before I knew it, two days passed, and on the morning of January 1, Ji An bubbled and filled all 30 huge containers in a circle, and then raised a fire in the middle.

At 2 p.m. on New Year's Day, the live broadcast started on time.

"I'm going, so many primitives?"

"Why are you still with a guy, this is going to be a war?"

"Don't you talk about weddings?"

It has been predicted a long time ago, as soon as the live broadcast started, the number of online people went straight up with a base of 100,000. In addition, today's New Year's Day is closed, Ji An's previous accumulated audience fans basically have free time, and the anchor Fat Tiger will do things, the live broadcast of primitive weddings is unprecedented in the world, and it didn't take long for the number of online people to exceed 20 million, and it continued to soar.

During this period, on the grassland, the fire in the middle of the container circle was burning, and the Gongga tribe and the Waga tribe stood in the north and south of the container circle respectively, seeing that the white feathers of the little old man were not armed and the black feathers on the convex forehead were already crowded, they let down their guard, and the original tense atmosphere quickly eased.

"Anchor, what's in the wood?"

"It's all colors. ”

"Why do you look so familiar? ”

"This ...... It won't be ......"

Ji An smiled cheaply, walked to the green feather, picked off a straw pipe casually, handed it over, and motioned for him to taste the contents of the container.

Let's start with the mild Huadiao, which Ji An has tasted, and it tastes most similar to the banana wine of the Waga people.

Sure enough, the green feather took a sip, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked the black feathers behind him to quickly throw the guys, come and drink.

Ji An also handed Red Feather a straw pipe.

With the physique of the natives, the alcohol quickly spread to their faces, and the audience in the live broadcast room saw them blushing and drunk one by one, and complained to Ji Anqun

"Damn!

"Unscrupulous anchor, you poison the natives with wine!"

Huawei's law shouted: "There is no king law, and there is no law! You don't call me when you drink too much!"

"Anchor, the address is there, you tell the natives to drink slowly, I'll fly over now." ”

"The brown is yellow wine, the red wine, what is the white wine?"

Crooked Fruit Brother "Whiskey??"

Brother of the Fighting Country: "It must be vodka!"

Chinese audience: "Vodka, this kind of alcohol mixed with water, stand aside, of course, the liquor has to be a two-pot head to enjoy it!"

Observation Group: "Hahaha, someone really went to drink liquor, watch him lie down for a few seconds." ”

Little Fist: "Hahahahaha, stupid, stupid, the dwarf's tears came out." ”

Wine is the best social medium, a few sips, no matter what weapons, throw them all away, change to straw tubes, squat by the container drunk straw and giggle.

Some people may not believe it, but on New Year's Day, January 1, New Year's Day, Ji An is about to become a god.

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