Three days later.

One sunny morning, Qin Lang and his entourage chartered a freight tricycle to rush to the base, sitting on the seat made of wooden planks, Qin Lang was full of emotion in his heart, and there was a feeling as if he had returned to his middle school days. This was the dominant mode of transportation at that time.

After two full hours of turbulence, I finally came to the entrance of the so-called base, and at a glance, it was no different from an ordinary bazaar. In fact, this is only the surface, and the real base is actually unique.

"Come on, come on, pass by, don't miss it! Authentic chest crushed boulder! Absolutely not adulterated. ”

The bazaar was bustling, and the first thing that caught his eye was a group of acrobats, and Feng Xiaoxiao was instantly attracted by the shouts of two men in Taoist robes. Strode over, pushed through the crowd, and sure enough, I saw a thin man lying on the ground shirtless, with a large bluestone slab pressed on his body, and next to him, there was a bearded man standing with a sledgehammer at his feet, bending up and down to do warm-up exercises.

"Hey!" The man jumped for about three or five minutes, and when he felt that it was almost there, he jumped up, spat on the palm of his hand, and rubbed it vigorously. Then he raised the sledgehammer in both hands, and let out a loud shout, and the hammer in his hand fell straight down, impartially in the center of the slate pressed against the thin man's body.

"Bang", the big bluestone slab really fell apart, and then the thin man sat up with a carp, rolled a few more times in the air, patted his chest, and then said to everyone: "Let all the heroes laugh!"

There was a burst of chaotic applause all around.

The bearded man hugged his fists and said: "My senior brother is a disciple of the Kongtong faction, and now he has come here to participate in the selection of the male soldier company. ”

What is the situation? Qin Lang originally thought that these two guys bothered to stage a chest crushing boulder in order to get two money to spend, but it turned out to be a big surprise.

What team? Is this going to rob a bank or what?

"Oh, brother, come to our fierce dog team! Just two people are needed to register, our fierce dog team is strong, and our captain is a retired special forces of XX unit, so powerful! Putting down one hundred and eighty big men with one hand is like playing......

"Old watch, don't listen to him, join us in the group! Our night pot brigade is a first-class master, have you heard of the pig-headed monk? Hey, that's our captain......"

"Lao Tie, come to us, there are beautiful women......!

For a moment, the two of them were like just pulled out stool, surrounded by flies. However, Qin Lang and the others are not interested in them at all, in Feng Xiaoxiao's words, those two are just straw bales and pillows, and they are not good to look at, let alone useful.

"Xinxin, look at this mask, how is it? Isn't it very shy, woo, ......" Feng Xiaoxiao took the lead and walked in front, and at some point she faced a paper white impermanence mask on her face, looking at the child who was crying next to her, Wang Xinnan's face was black.

"Xinxin, look at you! Dog fur coat too! Shall we try it?" The mask in his hand was taken away by Wang Xinnan and returned to the child, and he also paid an extra lollipop, Feng Xiaoxiao was attracted by the shop selling mink wool on the roadside, and Wang Xinnan's face was suddenly full of black lines.

"Hey, hey, such a big lobster! Is it mutated? Damn! How dare you take this kind of thing out and harm people! Mahler is an egg! Feng Nuxia can't spare him today! Let go, don't pull me, let me beat this king and calf to death......"

"Wow, little prodigal son, look! Sanitary napkin clearance sale wow! Go buy more for Xinxin!"

"You're going to die! What are you doing?"

Along the way, Feng Xiaoxiao shouted and screamed like a mountain cannon that had never seen the world, pinching here, knocking there, seeing something strange and immediately unable to move his footsteps, seeing what strange snacks, he was even more greedy and couldn't walk, this child pinched, that child touched it, Wang Xinnan was almost vomited to death by him. The group dragged and dragged as if it were parade through the streets. The most speechless was Qin Lang, who bought a lot of discounted sanitary napkins at Feng Xiaoxiao's strong request.

I don't know if the boss did it on purpose or how, he actually used two large transparent plastic bags, Qin Lang and a big man carried two large bags of colorful sanitary napkins to swagger through the market, everywhere he went was the focus, passers-by even pointed at it, judging from the language and expression, there didn't seem to be a good word.

"Hey, there are still people selling martial arts cheats! Let's take a look. "In this era, there are basically only two kinds of people who dare to sell such unrealistic things so blatantly. First, there are people on it! Second, the real goods sold? The second point is obviously impossible, in this day and age, if anyone has a real martial arts secret book that is absolutely regarded as a family heirloom, it will be put on the ground like this big thorn and stably put on the ground to sell?

Wang Xinnan grabbed Feng Xiaoxiao and persuaded her bitterly: "You, can you stop a little! Look at it, everyone Xiaoxue is much better than you." ”

Qin Duxue stretched out her hands towards Wang Xinnan and said coquettishly: "Auntie, I want to hug!"

"Okay. So where are we going? Feng Xiaoxiao strongly resisted the urge to take a look at the martial arts cheats, peeked at the goldfish stall diagonally opposite, and swallowed with a grunt.

"Come with me, I know where the entrance to the base is. Qin Yiwen took the lead in walking to the front, followed her through a few alleys, and came to the door of a shop without a signboard, Qin Yiwen carefully knocked on the wooden door three times.

The wooden door opened, and the room was gloomy, like a haunted house, and in broad daylight, he couldn't see his five fingers, and he was playing a drum in his heart, and a gloomy voice came from the corner of the wall: "What are you doing?"

"We are employees of the orphanage. Qin Yiwen and Xiaoqin took out a sky-blue pass, while Qin Duxue took out a white card similar to a student ID.

"What about you?" another voice said.

"We're here to sign up. This place is a little gloomy, and there is a faint cold wind blowing, Qin Lang unconsciously shrunk his neck.

"Sign up, what is your name, isn't the orphanage not accepting men?"

"Well, that, actually, we're here to sign up for the Huaxia Heroes Trials. ”

"Wrong! Go out and walk 50 meters, go back, walk another 60 meters, go back again, and then climb up a hill to see. ”

"Did you hear that, Brother Lang, Xiaohui...... What do you mean?"

"Turn right. ”

The so-called registration office is actually set up in a mountain col where birds don't! Qin Lang was really a little convinced. However, the number of people who came to sign up for the competition was really not ordinary, there were long rows, not to mention hundreds of people, and it was bustling and lively.

And the dress of these people made Qin Lang and the others almost drop their jaws, some wore ancient costumes and carried swords, some were shirtless and carried big knives, and there were also successful people dressed as business elites, and even Ultraman, Batman and the like...... At this moment, I felt like I had arrived at a cosplay scene.

"In our Huaxia Country, there are really not many strange people!" Feng Xiaoxiao said with emotion.

"Let's go!"

"Oops, I'm sorry, we're in a hurry, insert a line, insert a queue" Just as he was about to move forward, several men in strange costumes and dyed with colorful hair suddenly appeared in front of Qin Lang, as if they were about to fly into the sky. Speaking the Martian language that normal people can't understand, the leader of the man still thinks he is very handsome, and shakes his hair, which is full of hairspray, and his face is full of pride.

"We are the Westcountry Killing Matte Brigade, and it is an honor for you and other mortals to make way for our royal family. Another short and fat man who was less than one meter five tall, with colorful dyed hair, stood tall and looked like a peacock on the screen, squeezed in front of Qin Lang very shamelessly, and said very coquettishly.

Well, for the sake of them, they also have a heart to serve the country, and Qin Lang doesn't bother to bother with him.

The team in front of him had just taken two steps forward, and Qin Lang was about to move forward, and a few aunts dressed in unified cultural shirts, walking Yangge steps, holding paper fans in their hands, and dressed as square dance overlords came to Qin Lang. The aunt at the head said with a smile: "Young man, let me go, respect the old and love the young! We are from the Doomsday Square Dance Brigade." Fight zombies, we are better than you. ”

Qin Lang looked depressed, and he couldn't get angry, so he had to stand helplessly in place. If it were normal times, who would dare to intervene in Feng Xiaoxiao's team, it would definitely be impatient. But now she didn't care at all, and looked around with her neck stretched out on her feet, with a somewhat anxious look on her face.

"Hey, what are you looking for?" Wang Xinnan pulled the corner of her clothes and asked in a low voice.

"I ......" Feng Xiaoxiao wanted to speak and stopped, secretly glanced around, his little face was a little red, and whispered: "I, I drank too much water just now, and I was a little ......"

"I'm dizzy...... What should I do then?" Wang Xinnan was also quite speechless, how could she always encounter such an embarrassing thing when she went out with this little girl? She was too, knowing that she was going out, and she was still making a fierce effort! Really, saying that she deserved it, it was really not wronged at all.

"Hey, there is not even a toilet in this bird place, it suffocates me...... Ay...... What should I do, what should I do! No, I'm going to explode! Xinxin, what should I do......" Feng Xiaoxiao had no master, he was so anxious that he stomped his feet back and forth like ants on a hot pot, pulling the corners of Wang Xinnan's clothes with his right hand, with a faint trace of tears in the corners of his eyes, and his small appearance was pitiful.

"Don't worry...... Encountering this kind of thing, Wang Xinnan didn't know how to comfort him, glanced at Qin Lang and the fat man who were standing with a leisurely face and smoking a cigarette with a leisurely face, thought about it, and discussed with Feng Xiaoxiao: "Otherwise, let me ask the little prodigal son if there is a way? He usually has a lot of ghost ideas, and there may be a way." ”

"He, what can he do?" Feng Xiaoxiao covered his lower abdomen, frowned, and said reluctantly: "Besides, he's a big man, isn't it inconvenient?"

"Then you can solve it on the ground, I don't have a trick anyway. ”

"Don't ...... I...... I'm really going to blow up! You go and ......" Feng Xiaoxiao was a little anxious, so she nodded helplessly.

Bang, someone slapped him the shoulder, Qin Lang subconsciously wanted to grab that hand, and fell over the shoulder, but he grabbed it empty, and was taken aback, and turned his head to see Wang Xinnan looking at himself without saying anything.

"What's wrong?" Looking at her twisted expression, Qin Lang felt an ominous feeling rise in his heart! Could it be ...... She's here? There's nowhere to change sanitary napkins? But she's not a robot cat, so can she conjure up a toilet?

"That's the case......" Wang Xinnan blushed and said the matter, and Qin Lang found that Feng Xiaoxiao was squatting on the ground with his lower abdomen in his arms, his little face was flushed, obviously he had reached the limit of patience.

"This ...... I want to think about it...... "Qin Lang is not stupid, he knows that if he makes fun of Feng Xiaoxiao at this time, it will definitely be hate for a lifetime, if he helps her solve this problem, he may be grateful, and then he will ...... Uh, thinking too much.

"Hmm......" Qin Lang pinched his chin with his right hand, searching his intestines and scraping his belly, and his brain was running rapidly. Finally, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, his hands clapped, and he smiled excitedly: "There is, there is!"