Qin Lang's expression and movements were no different from the Fan Jin described in the textbook.

Feeling the blazing gaze around him, Wang Xinnan hurriedly pulled him aside and scolded in a low voice: "If you have it, you have it, what are you howling, I don't know and think you're pregnant! ”

"Hmm......" Qin Lang also realized that he was indeed a little out of shape, and hurriedly smiled: "Did you see the propaganda display board in that corner over there, when the time comes, we will be like this, and ...... like this again."

"Can it work?" Wang Xinnan looked puzzled, obviously not believing Qin Lang.

"Please get that word out! Thank you. Qin Lang said confidently: "Brother Lang, my plan is seamless, even if Zhuge is reincarnated and Cao Cao is resurrected, there is only the share of the five bodies thrown to the ground......!

"Okay, then you hurry! Wang Xinnan no longer talked to Qin Lang, and went over to help Feng Xiaoxiao and slowly move towards the destination. And Qin Lang was talking to the fat man about his plan.

There was a half-person-high propaganda display board in the corner, and at this moment there were several men and women standing there chatting awkwardly, Qin Lang's purpose was to lure these people away, and then let Feng Xiaoxiao use the display board to cover it and solve the problem.

So, how do you get these people away?

Option 1: Robbery.

"Waves...... Brother Lang, are you sure those people can't outrun me? How do I feel that they are all like Olympic champions, grabbing me and beating me up in minutes, or we will ...... another" Taking the plastic bag handed over by Qin Lang, the fat man looked at those people with a scared face and said. I don't know why, he always feels that this thing is a bit unreliable.

"Impossible, you Brother Lang and I have been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, who has never seen it? These people are just embroidered pillows at a glance, what can they do? Brother Lang's ox is not something that a turtle like you can understand, hurry up! Don't delay time. Qin Lang urged, pretending not to know the fat man, and walked towards those people.

Qin Lang was in front, the fat man was behind, walked for a while, Qin Lang made a gesture behind his back, the fat man understood, put a set of plastic bags on his head, stepped forward quickly, and snatched the bag full of sanitary napkins that Qin Lang was carrying on his shoulder, and then turned around and pulled out his feet, without even looking at the road, and ran away like a ghost. Don't be wary of hitting the trash can next to him, but fortunately, he reacted very quickly, quickly got up and ran away.

"Oh, mom! robbery!" Qin Lang pretended to fall to the ground, covering his waist with one hand, and pointing in the direction of the fat man with the other.

I believe that at this time, as long as these people still have a sense of justice, they will rush forward desperately. After all, there are not many opportunities to act bravely in front of girls, pretending to be forced to earn performance, and there is a big fat man opposite, and the success rate of regaining the bag is definitely more than 80 percent!

However, as if they didn't see it, these people were indifferent and continued to chat and fart on their own. Qin Lang thought that these people didn't pay attention, and hurriedly raised his voice by a few decibels: "Hey, friend, rob, rob, rob, it's that dead fat man, robbing me, and beating me, ah, I'm so miserable......"

"Hey, I see, don't bother me! It's not me who robbed me, it has a chicken feather relationship with me!" The man in the vest closest to Qin Lang waved his hand impatiently, and said with disdain: "Even this kind of dead fat man can't catch up, you deserve to be robbed." ”

"That's it! This kid looks like a kidney-deficient boy who has been masturbating too much on weekdays. ”

"Tut-tut, look at him like that......"

The world is indeed still numb, and the world's customs are getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient! The traditional virtues of the Chinese country are buried in the hands of these people. Qin Lang was a little angry, and he almost jumped up in anger and pinched his eggs!

If option 1 doesn't work, then implement option 2!

Qin Lang didn't ink either, knowing that he was now in a race against time. As soon as his heart was crossed, a carp bounced up from the ground like a corpse, and while the man in the vest was not paying attention, he stretched out his right hand and pinched the heavily makeup horse next to him. Hehe smiled lewdly: "Yes, it's so good to be flexible!"

The feeling that the meat seemed to be pinched off made the man in the vest jump three feet high, and a rough sound of "ah" in his mouth sounded. Qin Lang didn't bother to care if she was a man or a woman, lest they wouldn't chase after her, Qin Lang's throat moved, and he spit on the crotch of the man in the vest, and said contemptuously: "Caterpillar!"

Sure enough, this move instantly made the opponent's hatred value explode.

"Mother, beat him to death!" "Insult, naked insult! If he can endure this, then he can bear it better than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

"It's rude, our sister-in-law still wants to run? ”

"Kill this king and eight calves!"

Qin Lang ran like he was stepping on hot wheels under his feet, but these people were not vegetarians, and the soles of their feet were as if they were stepping on somersault clouds. For a while, Qin Lang's self-righteous speed advantage was not enough to see in front of these people! Seeing that he was about to be surrounded, Qin Lang glanced at the bathhouse not far away, rolled his eyes, and didn't pay attention to whether he was divided into men and women, and directly swished in. And the people behind were even more in hot pursuit, and followed in a smoke.

"Ah, finally, let's go! Sister can't hold it anymore! Xinxin, help me block the point!" Finally lured the group away, Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly walked to the back of the display board and squatted.

The sound of rushing water came from behind him, and Rao is Wang Xinnan is a girl couldn't help but blush, and said in her heart: How long has she been holding back, and if she holds it for a while, I'm afraid that her bladder will really explode. I don't know how long it lasted, but the moment Feng Xiaoxiao stood up, he suddenly felt refreshed and let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had never been easy in his life.

She was comfortable, but Wang Xinnan, who was in front of her, was a little uncomfortable, and couldn't help frowning: "Hey, dead Nizi, do you have any paper, I want to ......"

Feng Xiaoxiao was shocked: "Ah! this ...... In broad daylight, we are all civilized people, how can you do this......"

"No......" Wang Xinnan naturally guessed what she thought, and hurriedly explained: "You just moved too much, and you splashed my shoes!"

"Well, it's okay, this weather, it's going to dry in a while, and besides, I really don't have any paper. Let's go!" did something bad, Feng Xiaoxiao naturally didn't want to stay here longer, and dragged Wang Xinnan to leave this place of right and wrong with a weak face.

"You really have no heart and no lungs!" Wang Xinnan looked helpless, now this is the only way to look, fortunately, the weather is hot and volatilized after a while, but I can see something, I hope there is no smell.

Feng Xiaoxiao grabbed Wang Xinnan's shoulders and said with a smile: "Who are the two of us? Hey, why hasn't the little prodigal son come back yet? You say, he won't be killed, right? Shall we go and collect his body?"

"Forget it, he's thick-skinned and can't die. Let's go and sign up and wait. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded hurriedly: "It makes sense, I'm optimistic about him." ”

At this time, our classmate Qin Lang was crying bitterly! I thought that I could escape by hiding in the bathhouse, but what I didn't expect was that I was too careless and actually broke into the women's bathhouse! As soon as I pushed the door open, I saw a white buttocks, followed by a series of miserable screams, and then soap, shower gel, bath towels, and so on flew over.

What should I do? I can't go back now. Looking up at the back window with a crack open, Qin Lang simply gritted his teeth, risked being killed, and rushed to the windowsill with his head in his arms, and pushed the window suddenly, with a bang, only to feel that he had hit something hard, and then there was an ouch from under the windowsill. Then I saw several dark shadows flashing by. Vaguely see that one of them seems to be wearing a Taoist robe?

Damn! There are still people peeping! There is more than one! How can the quality of the current people be so low? Qin Lang couldn't care so much, and one flew out from the windowsill, and as a result, there was a slope four or five meters high below, Qin Lang's belly landed on the ground first and rolled all the way to the bottom of the slope, and he didn't care about the hot pain, so he turned over and ran away.

At the same time that Qin Lang flew out of the window, the door of the women's bathhouse was violently kicked open again, but this time they were not so lucky, as soon as the man in the vest showed his head, he was hit the head, plus the ground was wet, the man in the vest slipped under his feet, and was knocked to the ground directly on all fours.

"Brother Monkey! you didn't ...... Oh, who's going to plot against Lao Tzu? Get out of here!"

The rest of the people didn't react yet, they only felt a flower in front of them, and countless hidden weapons flew towards their faces, and a young man with a Mo Ganxi hairstyle saw that the situation was wrong, turned around and left, but he didn't want the door of the bathhouse to be locked from the outside.

"Don't mess around! We're just looking for people. Facing more than a dozen fierce women with big shoulders, round waists, thick eyebrows and big eyes, the young man Mo Ganxi was a little stunned, took a step back, and said with a fierce expression: "Even if we want to do it, we are not afraid of you, we are notoriously ruthless......"

"Do it, huh?" The woman at the head was wearing a small vest and holding a large laundry pestle in her hand, and she slapped Mo Ganxi's head with a stick, which immediately made him dizzy.

"We ...... Pig Head Gang"

"Still the pig's head gang?" Before he could finish speaking, his head hit again.

"My boss ......"

"Still the boss?" was another blow, and Mo Ganxi's head was bleeding.

There is a way that the mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire, and Mo Ganxi is also a person who is messing outside, and he was suddenly anxious after being beaten three times, and his neck was stalked: "There is a kind of you who will try again?"

"Just hit it, what are you doing?" the didn't hesitate at all, and the slasher was another stick.

"Male, bastard!" Lao Tzu ......" Mo Ganxi stood up suddenly, and when he saw the dozen or so big thick bars behind the woman, he suddenly fell to his knees, raised his hands and shouted, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

The crossed her hands on her hips and glared and shouted: "Then tell me, what are you wrong?"

"I ...... I was wrong not to break in the door and disturb the aunt's Yaxing, I deserve to die for my sin of lard......"

"Who's talking about aunt? Why don't you have any eyesight?"

"That's it, we're all twenty-eight years old. ”

"Phew, it's a sin to be ugly. ”

A dry woman gossips, and Mo Ganxi seems to have a hundred crows croaking in his ears. The leader made a move, and these people instantly quieted down, and pointed at Mo Ganxi with a pestle in his hand: "Is that kid just your gang? Explain honestly, otherwise I will castrate you!"

"No! Of course not!" Mo Ganxi hurriedly waved his hand and said hatefully: "That guy was originally a hooligan ruffian, he molested our sister-in-law, and we chased him all the way here, which caused a misunderstanding......

"In other words, you don't know who that kid is?"

"Yes, yes! We really don't know him well. Mo Ganxi hurriedly waved his hand to clear up the relationship with Qin Lang. In his heart, he secretly greeted all the eighteen generations of Qin Lang's ancestors! If it wasn't for him, how could he provoke this group of fierce women?

"Forget it, you guys get out!" The slut waved her hand impatiently, drove away Mo Ganxi and the gang, put on the tight leather coat, and said gloomily: "Dare to play hooligans in our black widow territory, no matter who you are, you will have to pay a heavy price! Da Chun, let's go!"