Seeing that the goddesses who are better than the PHP language are so domineering, Du Qiao also made up his mind at this time - he is a programmer, he is afraid of a fart unit, he is not 996 to get a salary.

At this time, he grabbed the little fat man, and originally wanted to learn from the goddess in the video just sent by his mother, and pulled him up domineeringly, but he didn't expect to drag the flesh on the back of his neck, and found that although the little fat man was only seven or eight years old, it was already a weight that his life could not bear.

With all the effort, the little fat man's face turned red, but he couldn't get him up!

Frustrate!

No way, as a mortal, he can only use conventional means - directly reach into the pocket of the little fat man and dig it out.

As soon as the hand is put in—

Boy!

This is a ding-bell cat!

First took out a mobile phone - Aunt Fan's.

Then there's a handful of candy.

Finally, there was the insignificant zippo lighter on the table.

After two fumbling sessions, I actually turned out a handful of candy!

Du Qiao was dumbfounded.

Throughout the half life of a programmer, where has he really only faced this kind of strange character, the little fat man is afraid of He Huai, but he is not afraid of him at all, after reacting at this time, he punches and kicks, and the fist of the meat dun is hammered on the body, and it really can't be said that it doesn't hurt.

Du Qiao grinned.

……

Until the little fat man saw a few rice balls rolling on the ground.

A total of 8 pieces.

Du Qiao ate five, and Aunt Fan ate three.

Round and round, Q bullet snow white—they bounced and rolled on the ground, opened their mouths to reveal the red and green stuffing, spoke in a dialect they didn't know where, and talked very energetically—

"Oh mom, this guy has such good teeth, chewing my bones all over my body are crispy......"

"It's good, I have to ask someone to chew it again when I turn around, relax my muscles and bones, and be comfortable-"

"No, no, that's not good, what if we don't spit it out after chewing this time?!We'll just get stuck in our intestines-"

"Huh~"

The Tang Yuan next to him said disgustedly: "Why are you disgusting...... You're still a big cherry filler!"

8 glutinous rice balls were chatting passionately on the ground, the little fat man opened his mouth wide, turned his head to look at his frightened parents, and opened his mouth to say: "Arrest them for me, I want to play!"

Sun Fangli shrank in the corner of the wall and cried mournfully: "Baozong—"

I was going to faint to death.

Du Dalong was even more unproductive, his face was covered with cold sweat, his eyes were on the wall, and he didn't look this way, not even his most precious treasure......

"It's boring. ”

He Huai pouted.

She looked at the little fat man and found that Du Qiao was still touching his pocket, and couldn't help but be happy: "You are too slow to be efficient!"

When Du Baozong saw her coming, his whole chubby body retreated all the way, eager to stick to the wall - looking at the way they looked now, who would have thought that they were still so arrogant and difficult before?

……

Aunt Fan stared at the eight rice balls with her eyes, and at this moment she thought in her heart-

The fellow said that he had made ten catties of glutinous rice noodles and was going to ask someone to bring them over, and Du Dalong, who had always loved to take advantage, volunteered-

Although after arriving in the imperial capital, there are only two or three catties left of ten catties of glutinous rice noodles.

Aunt Fan originally only thought that they loved to take advantage of it, and deducted more than half of it, but now that she thinks about it, did she adjust the package from the beginning?

I don't know where they got this weird noodle from now, but listening to the previous conversation and emphasizing this noodle a few times, maybe they just want their family to eat it, and then get sick or something, and they are taking this opportunity to take over the cafeteria window?

Talking faces!

Oh my God, Aunt Fan couldn't imagine what kind of vicious thing this was, so she dared to do this for the sake of a job??

Looking at the frightened appearance of the couple, it is clear that they know the harm of this thing - this kind of thing dares to be delivered to their home in a grand manner?!!

The heart is sinister!

……

After sorting out these details in her mind, she watched Ah Huai deal with the annoying bear children, not only did she not feel pitiful for them at all, but she was very angry in her heart.

The torture of these days can make her feel aggrieved!

Today...... It's so refreshing!

She sneered, holding two large bowls of red rice balls in her hand, she didn't feel hot at all, her eyes stared at Sun Fangli, and walked towards them step by step.

Seeing that their attention shifted from Du Baozong's body to himself, he shrank more and more, and couldn't help but mock:

"I thought you felt so sorry for your family's treasure sect!"

Sun Fangli turned the other direction directly: "Sister-in-law, we are a family with the same surname, we can't eat glutinous rice balls, we can't eat them—it's terrible!"

Aunt Fan was even more angry - you know that you can't eat something terrible, how dare you give it to us?!

She sneered: "What family with the same surname, my surname is Fan and your surname is Sun, you can't beat the eight poles, you, let's eat the rice balls honestly!"

Sun Fangli looked in the direction of Du Baozong, and wept sadly at this time: "Baozong, ......"

……

Her treasure sect was held by He Huai on two legs at this time, hanging upside down and slipping in the air, He Huai's two arms shook slightly, and the little fat man who was rolled in the air also trembled, and then a bunch of bits and pieces fell from him-

It's all from Du Qiao's family.

Candy snack lighters, even a ceramic fruit knife, and a gold ring, and some change at the end!

"......"

Du Qiao's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but say this "tone particle".

……

The little fat man was shaken in mid-air, and he really couldn't fall out of the soft at this time, so He Huai was not interested.

She picked among the piles of candies, and finally found that they were all imported candies, so she thought about it and asked Aunt Fan, who was holding rice balls by the wall: "Auntie, can I eat these?"

Aunt Fan saw that her nose and eyes were shining at this time, and wherever there was anything that could not be eaten, the house could give it to her to nibble: "Eat, eat whatever you want!"

He Huai thought about it, put his arms together, and put the pile of food on the table into his bag.

Du Qiao: ......

……

With food, she obviously has a lot of energy, and she is no longer tossing with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, so she walked directly to the couple who refused to cooperate at this time, and took over the two bowls: "Auntie, they are disobedient, I will come." ”

After speaking, he looked at Du Dalong and Sun Fangli, and said with a smile: "Come, one bowl per person, let's eat." ”

The couple's eyes were frightened and their cheeks twitched, but at this moment, the whole person was like a marionette, and his arms were raised stiffly, and he took the two bowls in a daze.

Aunt Fan was still proud: "Ah Huai, thanks to you, you see that when you come, you scared them - eat! Eat quickly! I just want to see how this glutinous rice ball will react after eating!"

At this moment, Du Dalong and Sun Fangli mechanically took a bite of a big rice ball, even if they choked and rolled their eyes, even if they were made to tears by this sweet, spicy and salty taste, they still kept eating-