Chapter 25: Tumors
Seeing Du Dalong eating it with snot and tears, Aunt Fan was a little nauseous, she was just about to turn her head, but she heard the dumplings on the ground shouting: "Don't let him eat! Don't let him eat!"
Aunt Fan trembled, and then remembered the dumplings on the ground.
But at this time, she was not so afraid, she just asked worriedly: "This, this, this...... Isn't this a human becoming?"
How disgusting it is to eat people!
"That can't. ”
He Huai immediately calmed her heart: "People are not delicious." ”
As soon as they said this, Du Dalong and Sun Fangli sobbed twice and ate faster.
Aunt Fan and Du Qiao also looked at her with wide eyes, their expressions inexplicable.
He Huai didn't notice it at all: "Actually, I haven't eaten it either, but everyone says it's not delicious - it's just that the nutrition is good, but there is also a lot of garbage, so it's just like that." ”
Aunt Fan and Du Qiaomian looked at each other, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Then this rice ball ......"
The dumplings are still rolling and bouncing - but their sense of direction may be a little problematic, they are still there for a long time, and their voices are quite loud-
"Don't give them food!"
"Oh my God, he chewed snot on my brother—"
"No, no, spit it out—"
At this time, he was in a hurry, and he didn't speak in dialects.
He Huai looked at the dumplings: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's just that the glutinous rice is used for incense, and they washed it and ground the noodles - it's okay to eat it, it's just not digested, and then it gets stuck in the stomach and becomes a strange lump of meat......"
Du Qiao hadn't thought too much about it, but Aunt Fan's face was pale at this time-
"That's that...... Is it a stone or a tumor?"
Where does He Huai understand this, and said vaguely at the moment: "Anyway, it is stuck on the internal organs, and it slowly merges into one and takes root and grows......"
Du Qiao's face also changed - isn't this a tumor?
He suddenly turned his head to look at Du Dalong and Sun Fangli-
"Aren't you afraid of harming people's lives and being so vicious?"
Where did Du Dalong and Sun Fangli have time to reply to his words at the moment, they just didn't listen to eating with tears in their eyes, and they were choked and rolled their eyes several times during the period - they don't want to eat!
But at this moment, the hands and mouth are not their own, the hand is mechanically scooping, and the mouth is mechanically open-
Only snot and tears can still flow spontaneously, and then slowly crawl into the mouth, salty—
Of course, you can't taste it mixed with this kind of mixed rice balls.
……
No one takes the words of the dumplings on the ground seriously.
They watched their buddies being eaten by two people, and they were so frustrated.
"Brother......"
"Woo woo woo ......"
They grinned, and the filling was sadly spat out.
Aunt Fan looked at the clumps of slimy on the ground, and looked at the dumplings speechlessly at the moment, she really didn't have any fear.
"You ...... How did it come about?"
The dumplings were gossiping: "There is a goddess in the town, who often calls people's souls, screams shock, and spreads words to people's ancestors...... We are the glutinous rice that we use for incense!"
He Huai frowned: This career ...... It's so similar to her!
It's just that she didn't think that there would be such a branch in the first place? Glutinous rice is still used to call the soul? Isn't glutinous rice eaten?
She was lost in thought, always thinking that there might be something she hadn't learned—
She can't be blamed for this, she will only solve it simply and rudely - one step can be solved, and no one will deliberately think about several steps, right?
The dumplings were still talking about how pious and powerful the goddess was, but Aunt Fan could understand it.
When she was a child, she often had such home remedies around her - for example, her sister, when she went to the park to play, was engrossed in watching the kites in the sky, but suddenly a flock of sparrows flew in the big tree behind her - this sudden fright made her face pale and cold.
After going back, she couldn't speak for a few days, the family was anxious, put a bowl of glutinous rice in the evening, buckle it with another bowl, and go into the kitchen the next day to see if the glutinous rice leaked outside, it proved that the child was frightened.
There is also a kind of frightened and repeated fever, the village people say that this is called "lost soul", first with incense in the glutinous rice to worship, and then in the place where the child frequents, holding old clothes and calling the child's name -
In short, many of these strange little home remedies have no logic at all, and they don't know whether they are true or false, but now in some remote places, I still believe in this set of statements.
These glutinous rice are probably the glutinous rice that has been offered for fragrance and soul.
(The above !! are feudal superstitions!! the author will never promote feudal superstitions !! a harmonious society, thank you.) )
Du Qiao received a science education, but he refused to believe it, but if he didn't believe it, he couldn't help it-Tang Yuan spoke!
Can science make glutinous rice balls speak?
Can you?
He looked at He Huai: "How to deal with this?"
He Huai thought for a while: "It's flattened and burned." ”
The dumplings immediately hugged each other: "Don't, wow, wow, wow, we didn't do anything bad—"
They were crying, sobbing and spitting, sticking to a lump and couldn't tear it apart, and they looked quite pitiful.
At the very least, Aunt Fan was shaken.
She looked at He Huai, hesitating and not knowing what to say.
He Huai thought for a while: "The goddess you are talking about...... It's going to be a lot......"
There seem to be a lot of interesting little tricks!
The dumplings hurriedly expressed their loyalty: "No, no, not at all, definitely not as many as adults!"
"Yes, yes, yes, no more, no more, no more, no more!"
"Not much, adults will have a lot of talents, and the goddess is just a better business......"
"Nonsense!" The glutinous rice balls in the back jumped up and scolded the tangyuan in front of him, and immediately defended at this moment: "The goddess has a good business, but she doesn't collect much money, and there is absolutely no money for adults!"
Lady Huai: ......
Alas, she was suddenly so melancholy—she didn't have any money now.
The tangyuan in front was not convinced: "But the goddess is good-looking, what do people say about the crane-haired and child-faced old fairy...... Many rich people believe her at a glance, and she has earned a lot of feng shui for a rich man this year!"
It was talking and suddenly so sad—
"It's all to blame on those two bad guys, in the past, the goddess used us to grind noodles, and then made particularly beautiful dumplings with vegetable juice, but after they stole them, we became ugly and scary big rice balls......
Aunt Fan: "The dumplings I rub are not ugly!"
The dumplings are getting more and more sad - "It's not mellow, I can't even roll...... It must be that the coefficient of friction is too high, ......"
Aunt Fan: ...... Friction coefficient or something, she, a retired aunt in the bank, really doesn't understand...... I can only retreat.
On the contrary, Du Qiao was curious: "But don't you want to get tumors after eating them?
The dumplings snorted angrily: "Nonsense, we have good luck eating us!" It's just that the bad guys stole us, and as soon as they stole us, we became negative—not to mention that the dumplings were so big, so white, and so ugly, and they couldn't make us a little emotional?"