Chapter 5: Birth and Death Year Mistakes

Sun Jingcai didn't care if He Huai would put pressure on him with a book, and he didn't care about her so-called inspiration at all, so he only looked at the glutinous rice lotus in his hand with difficulty at the moment, and the handful of skewers that the boss had just handed over, and said depressedly:

"Excuse me if you speak next time, okay if you finish it in one breath. ”

Lord Huai waved the roasted eggplant in his hand nonchalantly: "Oh, I have something in my mouth, I must swallow it and then continueβ€”let me tell you about my inspiration, do you see if I can catch fire?"

"It's definitely not going to be hot. You need me to cheat on your exams, the simplest junior high school theoretical knowledge is confused, and you see that you speak in dialects...... Although I haven't read the book you wrote before, at the current level, if you write a book to be popular, I'll take off your head and kick you as a ball!"

After thinking about it, he hurriedly said "bah" twice: "No, no, I'll take back my previous words, after all, you are good-looking, and our school is famous, in case any marketing company deliberately creates a beautiful writer who is a scholar, it will really become popular." ”

He Huai's eyes lit up, but before she could ask anything, she saw Sun Jing stuff all the rest of the food in her hand into her hand, and then hurriedly asked, "I just ate something, what is the effect?"

He Huai hesitated: "Just ...... It's a little heavier. ”

"Speak human words. ”

Sun Jing said coldly.

He Huai's eyes widened, but he heard Sun Jing say, "Ten thousand yuan." ”

Ah Xi, Lord Ah Huai is not a person who can bend her waist for five buckets of rice, but she has an income of 100 million rounded up!

However, when she was sternly refusing these promises of money, she suddenly thought that all her money was invested in the botanical garden, and now her belongings were only 20,000 yuan, and she barely lasted enough for a month when she was exchanged for food......

Well, she's not human.

She is a tree.

……

"It's just that you're going to see something weird once in a while, like a ghost...... Don't talk to them, and don't agree to their messy demands, otherwise if I deal with it again, the fee will be different - 10,000 yuan can't be done. ”

This is said as if the purchasing power of the renminbi is the same as that of the underworld...... Sun Jingdu was almost speechless.

If it weren't for the complicated entanglement between the two, would he be a fortune boy who would have paid 10,000 yuan for a sentence?

However, in the end, after figuring out what the impact would be, Sun Jing, who had already walked around the underworld, was not afraid, and only sighed: "I am a person who writes supernatural things, if I really have this ability, it can be regarded as telling the truth." ”

……

He Huai was very quiet when he had something to eat, and Sun Jing stared intently at everything around him - after all, this is not the human world, and the attractions have not been seen enough, so you can go back and brush it again.

"What kind of person was I in my previous life?"

He suddenly sighed.

He Huai threw the bamboo skewers in his hand on the ground, concentrating on dealing with the remaining osmanthus lotus in the bowl, and did not raise his head when he heard the words: "So many previous lives, where did the underworld check it? In today's review system, if ordinary people have not committed a crime of great treachery, they will only look at the recent life, and you must first go to the Yin Heavenly Palace to fill out the application form." ”

Sun Jing pondered:

"This system seems to be interesting......

I was about to ask a few more questions, but I saw a pair of ghost soldiers in uniform rushing towards me in front of me, but there were too many ghosts on this street, rushing too fast and too hard, and they always accidentally stacked several souls together, and they had to stop again and tear those souls apart.

"He Huai," Sun Jing looked at those ghost soldiers, and for some reason suddenly became a little nervous: "They won't find out our identity, right?"

"How could it be. ”

He Huai said casually: "I have contracted the boundary gate, and the underworld is my home." As for you...... I, Lord Huai's skills, will never ask......"

Before the words fell, they saw the group of ghost soldiers come up to them:

"Where did the new ghost come from, who actually dared to throw garbage everywhere on Huangquan Street? Didn't you receive the latest regulations on Huangquan Comprehensive Law Enforcement?"

Sun Jing: ......

He Huai: ......

Sun Jing glanced at He Huai, he was really speechless, and he could only apologize in a whisper at the moment: "I'm sorry we just came, I didn't receive ......"

"Didn't get it?"

The ghost soldier led by him was wearing a bright red uniform, and the gold thread on his body was embroidered with the big characters of "Huangquan Comprehensive Law Enforcement", and he frowned at the moment: "Every ghost entering the ghost gate will accept the management regulations in the jurisdiction by default, why didn't you receive it?"

He looked at the other ghost soldiers on the side: "The system has a bug again?"

"Impossible!"

The ghost soldier in the same red uniform said: "I have experienced the test of the 996 programmer of the Yin Heavenly Palace, even if my soul is scattered, I will not make a single code!"

"Ah......" If you say that, these two ghosts are knowing the law and breaking the law-

"You two, scan the ID code!"

Sun Jing was a little panicked.

He looked at He Huai, only to see that the other party had a tense face, desperately giving him a look:

Don't be afraid!

At this moment, the tacit understanding between the two people has reached an unprecedented new achievement!

He put his mind at ease and generously brushed the broken hair on his forehead.

………

The ghost soldier saw that he had a good attitude, so he was not so fierce, and at this moment, while taking out the code scanner from his waist, he was routinely chanting:

"According to Article 21 of the Huangquan Management Regulations, if you throw garbage in the streets of Huangquan at will, the Huangquan Comprehensive Law Enforcement Bureau has the right to record in the soul file that any shopping here within two years will be settled in double the amount of money and a fine of 800 billion yuan will be imposed on the spot. ”

As he turned on the scanner, he muttered: "You say, don't you have a pica ghost at the corner of the street, what garbage can't be delivered to him, and do good deeds without affecting urban planning...... I have to throw it on the ground, I haven't seen such an unqualified ghost for a long time, you two are dying, this quality is too bad!"

With that, the scanner made a "drop" sound.

"Huh, you don't have any money in your soul code?"

The eyes of the ghost soldiers were sympathetic: "One by two, they look so young and good-looking, why have they all entered the underworld and no one has burned paper...... Tsk tsk. ”

He was deeply sympathetic, and then scanned it again: "Don't be afraid, I'll call up your files first, and send the bill directly to it, and you can automatically deduct the fee when someone burns paper at home in the future." ”

The scanner "dropped" again.

The ghost soldier looked at the file that was brought up:

Sun Jing, male, Han nationality, born and died 1995-2095...... No, you died in 2095, why did you end up in the underworld at this time?"

The ghost soldier was silent.

After a moment, he suddenly shouted, "I knowβ€”"

And Sun Jing shook his body and was dragged away by He Huai-

"Run!"

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