The crayfish that went to the shrimp line were soulless, and this evil ghost was forced to line up at the reincarnation window.

There are scum who have committed similar crimes to him, but many of them have been reincarnated many times, and at this moment, seeing him like a mourner, he kindly comforted:

"Don't be afraid, as long as the speed of reincarnation is fast enough, it is estimated that before someone finishes a supper, we have all been the lobsters in his bowl three times. ”

"After all, lobsters are now artificially farmed, there are too many of them, and we don't have enough people, and we don't start as lobster babies every time we are reincarnated. ”

The most important thing is to let the wicked people experience the pain of being cooked alive.

Speaking of which, the ghost in front of me who had already made lobster three times had a new opinion: "Actually, I'd rather be a pipi shrimp, after all, the spicy ingredients are boiled in our flesh, which is really sour." ”

The ghost in the new queue looked at their relaxed and comfortable appearance, and couldn't help but feel a little anticipation.

"Listening to your tone, it doesn't seem to be too painful, does it?"

"Of course. The two ghosts looked at each other, squeezing their eyebrows and making eyes—

"The lobster's pain response is very slow, whether it is spicy or garlic, it is very relaxed, just like you will go back to the underworld after a sleep. ”

The blind ghost could not see their expressions, but he breathed a sigh of relief—in that case, the cost of crime was very low!

Just like his life, although he has done a lot of bad things, he has enjoyed the wealth of the world, and he feels very good when he comes back to make lobsters a few times.

When he was lined up at the reincarnation window, his indifferent and calm expression only surprised the working ghost.

The reincarnation location is then given by the system:

"No. 483, West Street, Hanzhong Road, Yuecheng features fresh Dabao crayfish, and table 21 spicy crayfish. Note: Extra spicy. ”

………

Sun Jing looked at the scene projected to him by He Huai in the air, and was very angry in his heart: "I thought that being reincarnated as a crayfish was a punishment for him, but when I thought it was so easy, you saw these people who have been reincarnated many times, and there is no fear in your heart at all!"

If there is no punishment for evil, this underworld will also lose its soul!

There is also the spicy crayfish in Qiyue City, if he goes to this city one day, he must order 4 extra spicy servings!

He Huai shook his head and smiled: "People are ugly and think about beauty! Look at the soul code P on the two ghosts before and after him - the evil they committed in the human world when they were people before was a deception." ”

"Who said it doesn't hurt to be a lobster?

As for the two unrepentant liars, if they have been reincarnated many times and have not yet shown half a sign of repentance, they will watch their souls gradually degenerate into lobsters, and in the end they will really be eaten, and there will be no chance of reincarnation.

Although it was very bloody and cruel, Sun Jing breathed a sigh of relief.

From this point of view, the legal mechanism of the underworld is much fairer than that of the human world!

After all, one of the legal essentials pursued by the human world today cannot be ignored is that "the weak and the poor are just." ”

Although there has been continuous progress and development over the years, in terms of this progress, there is really no improvement from the prefecture.

………

"But ......"

The two returned to the bustling street, and Sun Jing asked curiously: "I thought that the ghosts in the underworld were very hideous and terrifying, but how did everyone clean up decently along the way?"

The kind of ghosts he often described in it, such as blood and tears, severed heads, green-faced fangs, disembowelment, and so on, I haven't seen half of them.

"Ghosts were also human beings in the first place!"

The stinky tofu in He Huai's hand is said to be a specialty of Lingzuka Mountain, which is particularly smelly, but mixed with a trace of peculiar aroma, which cost her a full trillion coins.

At this moment, the aroma slowly penetrated, and Sun Jing, who was too close, was disgusted, and his soul seemed to be much deeper.

He Huai explained: "The underworld is a formal unit, and everyone has done it, and you can't be sloppy when you are a ghost, besides, the six palaces jointly enforce the law, and they value the image of the underworld." ”

She thought for a moment, and then continued: "But there are still many new ghosts who don't know the rules, and there are some muddy ghosts who like to engage in these bloody and disgusting appearances - I told you that in the house I bought, there was an old lady who danced a square dance with her intestines, oops, it makes me disgusting!"

Sun Jing: ......

He suddenly had a trace of worry in his heart - so he used to write blindly with narrow thoughts, and people were obviously very civilized, very moral, and constrained by serious laws.

But what he wrote still can't jump out of the previous rut, and he also owes his outstanding pen power to write the old soup into a new taste.

But what can we do if we continue like this? Now that we all know it, we can't write it blindly! But if it is written 100% truthfully, readers will not laugh at him, right?

No, no, you can't write like that.

Now that the network review is becoming more and more strict, the prefecture is an independent government no matter how it is said, this theme is easy to be 404, and it is a suspenseful supernatural theme that is not favored by radio and television, he is now a stable god, and he can't take this risk.

Alas, thinking of such a good scene can only be described in his heart, and at this moment, his Wenqing heart can't help but be entangled.

………

He Huai couldn't feel his entanglement at all, waiting for the bowl of stinky tofu at the moment, he took a deep breath, and now there was no trace of fragrance, so he didn't hesitate to throw the stinky tofu aside, turned his head and looked at the teppanyaki sold on the roadside, and ordered roasted eggplant, roasted leeks, roasted steamed buns, kaolian root, roasted shiitake mushrooms, and roasted gluten...... Wait.

Rao is Sun Jing was not hungry at all, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva at this time:

"These ...... Can I eat it?"

He Huai nodded:

"Yes. You're a ghost now, anyway. ”

Sun Jing hurriedly went to pay.

By the time he finished ordering his favorite roasted crispy bones, He Huai had already eaten several skewers, but he heard her vaguely continue: "But it's better not to eat, don't smell it, after all, the yin qi is heavy, and if you smell too much, you will have a little sequelae when you go back......"

Sun Jing, who was holding a bowl of osmanthus glutinous rice root, looked at her in a daze, and half of the lotus root in her mouth fell back into the bowl with a "snap".

………

There are underworld-style delicacies, He Huai didn't look at him at all, but asked curiously at the moment:

"I remember you said you could earn one or two million a month, but it doesn't seem like there are many updates a day—if I hadn't missed the opportunity to become a god with a book, I would have been able to press you to the ground and rub it now. ”

She sighed, "What should I do? ”

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