Chapter 163: About the Manchu and Han Banquets
"She is the daughter of the prime minister of the dynasty, and she often works against the queen. The steward reminded her, "Don't cause trouble. ”
"Hmph, by the way, try my pig power. A certain bean looked at the arrogant back, and against the queen, that is, against the prince, Chengxiang must have a force in the court, otherwise this woman would not dare to be so arrogant, rubbed her hands fiercely, picked up an egg-thick stone and hit the leg of a palace man carrying a sedan chair.
"Ah......" The palace man couldn't stand still, and he lost his strength and knelt down directly, the sedan chair couldn't keep it stable, and it fell down after shaking a few times.
"Ah, what thing that doesn't have long eyes dares to snub Hongu so much?" The woman, who was still very noble a moment ago, was lying on the grass with an ugly appearance at this moment, her clothes and hair were disheveled, and her mouth was yelling fiercely.
"First, you are the only one who doesn't have long eyes here, Concubine Hua, otherwise how could you fall? Second, it seems that the royal law is executed by the queen, right? No matter how old you are, you are just a palace concubine, Concubine Hua, do you want to block the spores?" A certain bean looked at her condescendingly, looking at this heavenly face, it was really a waste of a good skin.
"Bold, come on, grab this woman for me and beat her to death with a rod. Concubine Hua was lifted up by the palace maid with her hair scattered, and her nails slashed through the palace maid on the side in anger, drawing a bloody mark on her arm.
"I'm a VIP, and, Concubine Hua, be kind, didn't your mother teach?"
"You stinky woman, grab me, don't you hear? Concubine Hua slapped the palace people on the side.
"It's obviously a good piece of jade, but it's going to be dusty, but it's a pity, isn't it a pity? Look at the queen of the people, the mother is righteous in the world, the people love it, women sometimes rely not only on beauty, but also on here. "A certain bean pointed to his head, girl, I just said you are stupid, what about it?
"You, die. Concubine Hua was finally so angry that she couldn't care about the identity of a concubine, and opened her palm and threw herself at her.
"Ouch, help, Your Highness, help!" a certain bean walked in the wind, stepping on the small flowers and trees beside him as he walked.
"Stop!" a low, angry voice rang out as the scene was in disarray.
"Your Majesty. ”
"See the Emperor. "Everyone knelt down in unison.
"Woo, Your Majesty, you have to be the master of your concubines. Concubine Hua was shocked when she saw that the emperor and the prince were standing behind a few people at some point, and then she returned to calm and ran to the emperor pitifully.
"Concubine Hua, if I am not mistaken, it seems that you are chasing the pig god, what kind of system will it be?" The old emperor looked angrily at this disheveled concubine.
"Your Majesty, it was she who hit the palace man's leg with a stone, causing the concubine to fall from the sedan chair, Your Majesty, my leg hurts so much. Concubine Hua suddenly shook her calf and fell down, "It's going to break." ”
It's a pity that the emperor didn't go to help Ben, and looked at a certain bean, "Pig God, is that so?"
"No, back to the emperor, it was Concubine Hua who saw me sitting on the sedan chair and thought I was a new concubine, and dared to contradict her, saying that she would treat me with the royal law. A certain bean said the "royal law" very clearly.
"Bold. Sure enough, the old emperor was furious and kicked Concubine Hua at his feet angrily, "The affairs of the Six Palaces have always been in the hands of the queen, and you dare to use the royal law to wait for your little concubine?"
"Your Majesty, the concubine is wronged, don't believe it, you can ask these palace people around you, they can help me testify, she knocked me off the sedan chair. ”
"You speak out boldly, who saw my guards throwing stones? huh?" A certain prince laughed on the side that the spring breeze was full of peach blossoms, and the peach blossom eyes were still staring at all the palace people present, staring at their chrysanthemums tightly, and they remained silent in unison, trying to count the ants on the ground, and would rather offend Concubine Hua than offend the prince, this lord who is loved by thousands of people is not easy to mess with.
"......" was silent.
"......" was silent again.
If you don't explode in silence, you will die in silence, Concubine Hua Niangniang broke out, "You dog minions, treat this palace like this, be careful that I cut off your tongues." Speaking angrily, she realized that this was not in her palace, not what she wanted to say, and it was the emperor standing in front of her.
"It seems that Concubine Hua likes to abuse her power. The old emperor put away his anger and turned to look at the guards, "Concubine Hua intends to exercise violence against the pig god, and also intends to abuse the power of the queen's six palaces, and her crime should be punished by the nine clans." ”
Hearing that Concubine Hua of the Zhujiu Clan's feet were soft, she couldn't say a word while sitting on the ground.
"Nian is the daughter of the prime minister, relegated to the cold palace, and will not be allowed to step out of the door for eternity. A few guards lifted her up, and dragged her away, not caring whether she was screaming or screaming.
"Emperor Xie is the master of his subordinates. A certain bean knelt down smartly and thanked him, "Your Majesty, you are really a reborn parent." "A certain woman's tears are developed, tears do not flow with money, but what she thinks in her heart is that this emperor really favors this demon prince, the old emperor also had countless concubines when he was young, but unfortunately none of them can give birth to an heir and a half son for him, and later fell in love with the prince's mother, and made him the queen, those palace concubines have not been pampered, three thousand favors are with this mother and son, the court has opposition? Whose fault is this? Nima, who knows?
"Stand for the guard, get up. "The emperor was very useful to let her get up.
"Your Majesty, Emperor. A certain bean stood up successfully.
"Cutting waiting, I heard that you have a good knife skill, and the people are rumoring that you have approved a thousand kinds of potatoes that time, and the batch is exquisite, beautiful and beautiful, and the people have begun to spread this method of eating potatoes, and I heard that the price of potatoes this year has doubled. "In the palace hall, the old emperor is sitting on the right seat, next to a certain demon, I saw him drinking tea leisurely, on both sides of the two palace maids are standing fan for him, and on the next seat is a certain bean, holding tea in both hands, blowing hard, blowing hard, such a boiling tea for the Mao demon can eat so calmly, but she uses all the dantian to blow?
"Ahem, that's all appreciated by the prince. A certain bean put down the teacup and no longer blew on the turtle hair.
"This way of eating has also spread to Chaoyang Kingdom, and the neighboring countries buy a large number of our inward potatoes and cut them to wait for the guard, and your inadvertent move has made a lot of business." The old emperor still spoke, looking at her and nodding approvingly.
"That's all the emperor, you are in heaven, for the benefit of the people. "A certain bean's fart can be described as sticky.
"Haha, you are really the pig god of my Canglan Dynasty. The old emperor laughed so hard that the tea on the table shook out.
"That is the emperor knows how to use, not only to drive the economic development of our dynasty, but also to promote friendly relations between countries, the emperor is sage. "If you shoot a certain bean again, you have to treat it as a daily routine, and you will get used to it when you shoot it.
"Okay, the little mouth is so sweet, I decided to give you the eighty full banquet of the palace. The old emperor waved his hand.
"Thank you, Your Majesty. A certain bean smiled, what is the concept of the palace banquet? Is it the so-called Manchu and Han full banquet? The following series of nouns appeared in the cerebellum of a certain bean: Manchu and Han full banquet four eight treasures, that is, a banquet that refers to the combination of eight rare raw materials.
Four Eight Treasures: Eight Treasures of Mountains, Eight Treasures of Sea, Eight Treasures of Birds, Eight Treasures of Grass.
Mountain Bazhen: hump, bear's paw, monkey brain, scarlet lip, elephant dial, leopard fetus, rhino tail, lion milk.
Sea Bazhen: fish roe, shark fin, sea cucumber, fish maw, fish bone, abalone, fish lip, dried scallops.
Eight treasures of birds: red swallows, flying dragons, quails, swans, partridges, painted finch, turtle doves, red-headed eagles.
Grass Bazhen: monkey's head, white fungus, bamboo sun, donkey nest mushroom, morel, mushroom, daylily, cloud incense letter.
A certain bean's saliva began to flow uncontrollably, and his heart was like a tiger, come on, come on, I'm already ready.
"Serve. The voice of a eunuch sounded in the main hall, and I saw the palace maid walking in with all kinds of plates, and passing by a certain bean with a plate, a full eighty ways, but a certain bean froze at this moment, and looked at the dishes held by the rows of palace people in disbelief.
So, a certain bean ate the unforgettable eighty banquet of the palace court in this life, which was similar to the Manchu and Han full banquets, but all the materials were from one species, that is, potatoes, humps? Yes, potatoes were carved! Bear paws? Yes, potatoes were carved! Monkey brains, too, were carved from potatoes! The full eighty dishes were all potatoes carved into various dishes, and a certain bean looked at the great dishes, and knelt down miserably, the sky! The next potato rain will smash her to death!
"How's that, my chef has a dish to your liking?"
"It has won my heart. "A certain bean laughed and laughed, the chopsticks fluttered, and I didn't know where to start.
"That's good, come here, send all these eighty dishes to Tai**. With a wave of his hand, the old emperor gave this Dongdong to Tai** for a dinner.
"Touch!" a certain bean looked at the demon prince's gloomy face with a gloomy smile, and fell to the ground gorgeously.
In fact, a certain bean didn't want to eat the eighty banquet of the palace, and the prince didn't want to eat either, so on the way back, the two went to a restaurant. "Little Er, let's have a cup of pure life. A certain bean slapped the table, but after patting, she found that the table was very hard and her palms were red.
"Shenma?" the second brother was stunned, "Girl, why do you want to escape?"
"Your whole family has escaped! That's the technical term, it's called Erguotou. A certain bean messed around, and at a glance he saw that the table over there was full of people, and now the second pot head was not served, so he directly ignored Xiao Er and crossed over to watch the play.
"Uplink: Jinxiu Mountains and Rivers Downlink: Glorious Earth Spring Horizontal Batch: Wind Moves Orchid Qi In. ”
"Shanglian: Create a great cause for a thousand years of prosperity Xialian: show the grand plan and then make a brilliant horizontal criticism: the grand plan"
"Shanglian: smooth sailing, good every year, downlink: everything goes well, backgammon: five blessings"