A certain bean walked over, only to find that everyone was actually around the pair, an old man sat in the middle, there were many dishes on the table, who could say a couplet, and get the old man's nod, he could take a dish of dishes from the table.

"I'll come. A certain bean looked at the dishes on the table and began to drool unlimitedly, braised pork, steamed pork ribs, minced meat and diced chicken......

So without hesitation, he rushed forward and snatched the white paper and brush from the old man's hand, "Okay, you have to give me as many dishes as I have to say." ”

"Okay. The old man readily agreed, stroked his beard, and looked at the young girl in front of him, very contemptuous.

"Click......" A certain bean quickly wrote, his expression was extremely serious, and Tang Sanyu also walked over, looking at the wonderful couplet of a certain bean.

"Alright. After a long time, a certain bean spread his hand and put the paper full of ink in front of the old man, and everyone gathered around and read aloud: "Shanglian: You should eat, drink, and don't put anything in your heart." Downlink: Bubble bath, look at the watch, comfortable one second is one second. Horizontal batch: You can't live in vain. ”

"Shanglian: The sound of the wind and the rain and the sound of reading, I don't make a sound. Downlink: Family affairs, state affairs, world affairs, and my. Sideways: Play while going. ”

"Shanglian: Boys, girls, poor scholars, endless! Xialian: first love, hot love, extramarital love, reluctant love! Horizontal criticism: There is no love in life. ”

"Shanglian: Look at the back and rush thousands of troops; Xialian: Turn your head to scare off millions of heroes; Hengzhu: My mother. ”

"Shanglian: If you say you can do it, you can do it, or if you can't do it; Xialian: If you say you can't do it, you can't do it; ”

"Uplink: Crazy for you, tired for you, suffer all your sins for you, Downlink: Die for you, be crazy for you, bang against the wall for you, Horizontal criticism: Crazy for love. ”

"Shanglian: The person I love has a name; Downlink: The person who loves me is miserable; Horizontal criticism: Life is bitter. ”

"Shanglian: fake name, fake surname, fake address; Xialian: deceive eating, drinking, and deceiving feelings; horizontal criticism: those who wish to take the bait. ”

"Uplink: Remove the numbers one and two; Downlink: There are four, five, six, seven, nine; Sideline: Only three or eight left!" Someone wrote the last two words in extra large and bold.

"Touch!" everyone fell to the ground gorgeously, and a certain bean laughed. ＥＴ

"Your Highness, we have saved another round of silver...... "A certain bean looked up at the demon, and said: Hurry up!

"That's right......" the demon looked at her with a smirk, "it's wonderful." The demon sat down, picked up the chopsticks and ate elegantly, looking at the eyes of the people, and ate without shame, so this pair not only swept the whole city, but also became a legend in the city with this pair of master and servant.

"Auntie, girl, you want the second pot head. The little second brother trembled and put on the second pot.

"Okay, then ......" Moudou nodded, reaching into his pocket.

"You don't need to be right, I'll ask you for this!" The little second brother thought that she was going to pair again, so she was so frightened that she ran away, what kind of person is it, it is really not easy to match such a beautiful pair out of the temperament of a hooligan, and it is also very scary, and no matter how you look at it, he feels that the last couplet just now is aimed at him? ”

"Thank you. A certain bean merit smiled completely, and sure enough, in addition to purifying sentient beings, sentient beings also purifying me!

"Girl. Just as a certain bean was eating happily, a trembling voice came.

"Abo, you won't regret it, will you?" A certain dou looked up at him, and saw that it was the old man who was in the couplet before, and saw him staring at the dishes on the table, a certain dou hurriedly picked up the roast chicken first.

"Girl, don't get me wrong, although your pair is strange, but it is also neat, the old man came over to ask the girl where you are from?" the old man waved his hand and stroked his gray beard.

"Master Mu, girl, I created it myself. "Now, there are countless pairs of these pairs, but the ancients were all wrinkled, and the pairs with some new elements are of course quite fresh, although the content of the pair is very strong, and it is very perverted.

"The girl is so smart. The old man patted the table excitedly.

"You're old and good-looking. A certain bean nodded, and obediently praised it back, but the demon next to him accidentally sprayed a sip of tea, and the tea was also sprayed on a certain bean's sleeve, causing her to glare.

"I wonder if the girl will let me take these pairs back?" asked the old man as if he hadn't seen it.

"Absolutely. "Didn't he pay her for a table?

"I wonder if the girl can write more sentences like this to the old man?" the old man continued.

"Huh, are you sure?"

"Hey, the old man has a daughter, she hasn't laughed in the past six months, she likes pairs since she was a child, and the old man came out this time to find some good pairs to go back to make her happy. The old man sat down, shook his head and sighed as he stared at the gobbling up of a certain bean.

"You're a good daddy. A certain bean gave a thumbs up, "It's just that why your girl hasn't laughed in half a year?"

"Hey. The old man shook his head and sighed and said: "At the beginning of the year, the old man promised her to Wang Changjin, and the old man also accepted it, I originally thought she would be happy, after all, the Wang family is also a big family, and she can also ensure that she has no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime when she marries in the future, how do you know that she is not only unhappy when she hears the news, but asks me to withdraw from the marriage, she fell in love with Ah Cai of the family next door, but that Ah Cai is just a poor scholar, what can he do if he lives a lifetime? ”

"I see, you broke them up, so your girl is unhappy. "A bean looks up from the food battle.

"The old man is also good for her, why doesn't she understand?"

"Uncle, let me ask you, is that Wang Changjin a famous family marrying her?"

"No, it's a second room. ”

"Uncle, if you ask your girl to marry a person who has a wife, then she will not have to share the same husband with others in the next life? Even if she has glory and wealth? Then she will not be happy for the rest of her life, since you are so willing to find a pair to make her happy, then, you also don't want your girl to be unhappy? What about a poor scholar? Who stipulates that he will not be the top student in the examination one day? The most important thing is that the person your girl loves is him, if the poor scholar really loves her, then he will not be willing to let your girl suffer a little, and can live a happy and stable life, which no amount of money can buy, people must know how to be happy, if they really love each other, then what you always have to do is to let go and do it! This is much better than you looking for a pair here!" A certain bean said a lot without blushing or panting.

"But......" The old man was visibly shaken.

"Standing in the girl's position, I can tell you that every girl will yearn for a lifetime and a couple, and can be inseparable from their own white love, no matter how good Wang Changjin is to her, that love is already incomplete, no matter how poor Ah Cai is, if that love is complete, I believe that your girl even if she is salted fish and white porridge She is very happy; , but your girl's heart must be very full, your so-called happiness is different from what your girl thinks, if you really love her, then listen to me. A certain bean said again without blushing or panting, and her expression was as professional as if she was a passer-by.

"The girl really woke up the old man with some words, the old man is such a daughter, how can she be willing to suffer a little grievance, but the old man never thought that the grievances that the two of us thought of were not in the same place, and the desolation in my heart was a person's biggest grievance, if she became like this one day, then how should I face my dead wife?" the old man said and tears fell. "Hey, it's just that I have already received the gift, how can the Wang family be willing to withdraw from this family business?"

"It's very simple, you just need to go to the pharmacy and buy some medicine and apply it to your girl's face, so that she can have some rashes in the next few days, and show them to Wang Changjin and Ah Cai respectively, if a person only loves the appearance of your girl, then he will definitely quit first, in this way, don't you know who is the most suitable to be your daughter?"

"Makes sense, girl, thank you so much, the old man knows what to do. The old man stood up, took a silver bar from his bosom and laid it on the table, "This is what the girl deserves, farewell." ”

"You're welcome. "A certain bean waved his hand, wasted so much saliva, and collected a silver ingot, shouldn't he be considered an overlord?

"Is this what you're thinking?" said the demon, slowly.

"What?"

"Don't choose glory and wealth, just want to find someone who really loves you?" Tang Sanyu shook his head as he looked at a certain woman and began to consciously fight with food again.

"Who says I don't seek glory and riches? I'm not a fool. A certain dou glanced up at him and touched the ingot of silver, "I didn't have that beautiful encounter, so my road still went straight, and besides, I don't like poor scholars." A certain bean leaned his face over and looked at him with a warm smile.

"And what type do you like?" said a demon, who also probed his face close to her, his eyes still blinking at her.

"This type. A certain bean stretched out the ingot of silver in his hand in front of the two of them. "A lifetime of people, everyone thinks, but here, is it possible? In ancient times, there were not many wives and four concubines who could have such love, not to mention that I hadn't met it, why should I seek trouble for myself first? "Occasionally, she can flirt with a few beautiful men, she is cost-effective.