Chapter 158: About the Reason of Life
"Say, what's your name?" Tai**, Tang Sanxuan looked at a certain woman at his feet, and resisted the urge to stretch out his foot to kick her, maintaining the appearance of being struck by lightning a hundred years ago.
"Xue Tudou. "A certain bean continues to be struck by lightning, I really can't blame her, I fell off a cliff and found myself wearing a historical overhead of ancient times, she also laughed at the prince of this country in front of everyone, as a sin, oh, oh, you asked her what she knew when she was a god horse? It was in the golden Tai**, when she vigorously bit the gold bead, she knew, this baby's palace is really a golden house, let me ask, how can there be this palace in China? So she asked the two Xiao Si who caught her, "Yes. youγγ CHIneseοΌβ
"Girl, do you say Shenma?" So, everyone was in harmony.
"Peel potatoes?" hahaha...... the demon laughed again, "your father must not have been serious when he gave birth to you, look, how casual this name is." β
"......" A certain bean's little hand is drawing circles on the ground ten times per second, your father must have been too serious when he gave birth to you, and accidentally gave birth to a goblin.
"Peeling potatoes, what are your hands doing?" the demon noticed her tiny hands twitching in circles.
"Itchy ......" a certain bean smiled harmlessly, in this kind of monarchical country, she Xue Tudou is like a potato, if you are not careful, it will turn into mashed potatoes.
"Oh, that's it. The demon nodded, suddenly realized, and then clapped his hands and whispered to a eunuch beside him.
"......" When Xue Tudou saw the large pot of potatoes that the eunuch had ordered to bring, he was once again scorched by Lei Delin.
"Peel the potatoes, peel all the skins of this big pot of potatoes, or you won't be able to eat." β
"Yes. "A certain bean crushed half of his teeth, Tang Sanzang Nyima's let me go to the west to learn scriptures!
"Dead potato, you're scolding me with your eyes!" a handsome, over-the-top face zoomed in front of a certain bean.
"Wood has. "A certain bean shook his head like a rattle, looking as innocent as the potato in his hand.
"Then don't hurry up and approve it!" Tang Sanzang left in a dashing manner.
A certain woman tried to swallow half of her crushed teeth again, and a knife was quickly approved.
In less than a moment, a potato was ready, and it looked, well, like a piece of......
"Peeling potatoes, are your hands still itchy?" The demon finished eating the night and came back leisurely.
"No...... Itchy...... "A certain bean's hands are vertical, and it really doesn't itch anymore, but it just starts to cramp intermittently.
"Present it and take a look. The demon glanced at the yellow finished product and gracefully picked up the teacup.
"Poof!" Before he could swallow a sip of tea, he squirted out, "Haha......" When he saw the appearance of the finished product, the demon laughed again.
"Prince, please respect the product of your personal labor. "A certain bean even began to smoke his face, really, more than a thousand ""-like finished products are not completed by ordinary people.
"Haha, you're so interesting, peeling potatoes, Prince Ben has decided to keep you by his side. Looking at the exhibition of more than 1,000 "" personal finished products, Tang Sanyu didn't want to respect the fruits of that god's labor at all, this pig god really has unlimited potential.
"No, I have a good appetite. Dou's official signature smile suddenly appeared.
"It doesn't matter, what Prince Ben has is money. The demon brand peach blossom smiled.
"I'm a picky eater. "Re-revealed.
"It's okay, I know you like potatoes the most, and your dinner tonight is your personal product, don't thank me. "Reproduction.
"I thank you...... "Thank you family!"
In this way, Xue Tudou stayed in this golden Tai**, and this demon also arranged a very superb position for her. Whenever he saw the knife that even his hair was constantly applied, a certain bean had a blood boiling impulse, and he wanted to desperately stab the tip of the knife in the direction of his little heart! Let him go! However, a certain bean was only mentally slaughtering the storm, in fact, she was very dog-legged, serving tea and water, massaging the hammer bone one-stop service! Even she began to deeply despise herself, hey, who called her just a guard with a knife?
One day, a foreign envoy asked to see His Royal Highness the Prince, there is a small country around the Canglan country, called Chaoyang country, the land is small, there are few people, but the most famous thing in this country is the national flower sunflower, in the country of Chaoyang, no matter where you go you can see patches of sunflower gardens, beautiful and vibrant, vibrant flowers attract a lot of tourists to sightsee, and another national treasure of Chaoyang country is the sunflower princess, that posture is said to be a sinking fish and geese, and the moon is shy of flowers.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, what are you thinking about?" In the main hall, the envoy of the Kingdom of Chao asked proudly with a little caution.
"...... "It's a pity that a certain demon is wandering in the sky, and a certain guard with a knife pushes him next to him.
"No problem, I've taken all the gold. The demon came back to his senses and looked at the more than ten boxes of golden gold, and was very satisfied.
"Then our business ......" the messenger smiled in surprise, knowing that there was a princess of Kona who was eyeing this prince.
"No problem. A certain demon still nodded with satisfaction, and with a wave of his hand, he quickly let people carry the gold away.
"Then thank you, Your Highness the Prince, and I will go back to our king to pay my respects. The envoy withdrew.
"Dear Highness the Prince, do you know what you just promised?"
"Huh, what did I promise?" the demon blinked, and looked back at her with a nonchalant look.
"You just promised to marry the Sunflower Princess of Chaoyang Kingdom, congratulations!" A guard with a knife picked up the apple on the side, then took out the eight-centimeter knife from his pocket and began to batch the apple peels.
"Oh, that's it. Coming back from his disdain, he clapped his hands, "Someone." β
"Prince, please command. Two dark shadows leaped in from the window.
"Go, find that envoy, brainwash him, make him forget some of the past. β
"Yes. Two black shadows flew out of the window in an instant.
"......" a certain bean smoked, "You are repentant of marriage!" "Whoever marries him in the future will definitely be miserable, and the demon is unhappy" Go and brainwash the princess. Sure enough, the past is unbearable.
"So what?" said the demon, opening his mouth consciously, taking the apple she had brought.
"Shameless. A certain bean scolded in his heart, but what he said was: "The sunflower princess is very beautiful." β
"Is there anyone in this world who is more beautiful than me?" the demon smiled charmingly, and a certain bean immediately mixed it with one hand, drawing circles and circles......
A certain bean has a feeling: Tang Seng: Put it in a white and tender director-level young man now. As everyone knows, Tang Seng is a disguise, he is also called Jiang Xingseng, I'm afraid no one will turn his face with you, not to mention the false title of the reincarnation of the golden cicada in many lifetimes? I also said that I was Yue Fei in my last life, who dares not to believe it, who dares to go to the household registration office of the prefecture to check, if it is not right, you will come back and ask for my life. Since Li Shimin wants him to be the image ambassador of the Tang Dynasty, he naturally has to say hello to the relevant parties, and the benefits from all directions will inevitably make a big move, which will cause the demons and monsters on the road to be indignant, and every time he wants to get rid of it, he will be quick to get rid of it, as for those female goblins and princes, who is willing to look at him more because he is the emperor of the Heavenly Dynasty and wants to be a relative of his brother? This is not counting, in order to make Tang Seng's experience more bumpy and tortuous, a lot of "childcare" was also designed on the way to learn from the scriptures came to praise him for virtue, not so much to be embarrassed as to escort, in order to transfer Tang Seng in front of those real monsters. That's why Tang Seng retrieved the scriptures so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and there are still people who believe in them today. Master Tang taught us to convince people with virtue, and in the face of the monsters in front of us, you can open my back hand and say: You can catch it, until you obey.
A certain bean finally realized a problem, this person's mind is really deep, not according to the cards in the card, on the surface of a good old man, in fact, the belly is extremely black, if she is not assimilated into Tang Seng in the future, then it must be melted into mashed potatoes! These two are destined to her dogleg sad life roots, so, taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind night, Doudou decided to leave with the burden on his back.
So, that night, a certain bean circled back and forth no less than thirty times by the magnificent wall of the prince's mansion, one step at a time.
"Well, about three meters high!" The red wall in front of him was tall enough to raise the head of a certain woman.
"Well, a good example of ant prevention!" Ants are reluctant to climb so tired to forage for food.
"Well, it's a good anti-theft expert!" the flower thief definitely didn't want to pick this family's flowers.
"Tang San, you coward!"
Plan A doesn't work? And Plan B! Change your strategy! Cross the dog hole that will appear in the process! A bean will go around in a gorgeous circle to find the dog hole.
"There is even a dog hole!" A certain bean asked Cangtian speechlessly, the magnificent city wall can't even find a mouse hole! Not to mention the dog hole, Xue Tudou despised the demon countless times in his heart, and then showed a smile that he thought was very sinister, fortunately, she was still tricking......
When the wind was high in the middle ......of the night, there was a strange sound in a corner, and I saw a petite figure lying in a corner, holding a sharp knife in his hand and trying to make a small hole in the magnificent wall......
In the corner of a second-floor building, there were two people standing at the railing at this time, and the other was sitting on a carved sandalwood table and chair, drinking soup elegantly, "His Royal Highness the Prince, do you need us to arrest her back?"
"No, I don't. Tang Sanyu elegantly put down the spoon, and then elegantly wiped the corner of his mouth, "Xiaofu, you go find a long wooden stick for her." β
"Yes. The figure standing on the left quickly turned and walked downstairs.
"Xiao Lu, take the guards, let's go catch mice. β
"Nima, do you want to be so invincible?" Moudou was furious, she was almost an hour, and the hole couldn't even be climbed into by mice, so she put away the knife, Moudou turned around and left, returned to the original point, and continued to look for Plan C.