"Hehe, God will help me. "A certain bean grabbed a long wooden stick that I didn't know when to put here, put it on the high city wall, just passed through the wall, and said, well, her luck has always been very good, bring a stone against the wooden stick, so that it will not slip off, I climb, I climb...... Tonight's moonlight is bright, shining on a bean's little face like a holy light, soft and beautiful, but unfortunately the sky is not beautiful, a bean has just seen the beauty of the moonlight, a dark cloud instantly covered the moon, only to see the black cloud above the head gently said: "Girl, do you need help?"

"Ahh

"Bump. ”

"Ouch. "A bean ass gorgeously hit a stone.

"Cut the guard, is your ass okay?" Suddenly, a demonic face magnified in front of a bean's wrinkled chrysanthemum-like face, and looked at her with a playful expression.

"Tang Sanzang, I'll bite you to death!" A certain bean was filled with a thick anger in pain, and a hand reached out, and the bear hugged his neck and bit him fiercely at his face!

"Ah......" In the firelight, the guards saw their delicate prince and the potato peeling on the ground for three hundred and sixty rounds......

In the final game, Tang Sanxu and Xue Tudou: 1:0, win!

On a sunny evening, the following scene occurred under the city gate of Tai**: "Who. "In front of the Tai** gate, more than a dozen guards stood with knives, conducting a strict check on the palace people who went out.

"Wu Song fights the tiger. It was an old man who was a little old, and I saw him answer quickly.

"What's the matter? One of the guards took notes, and the other asked.

"Leprechaun wine. The old man replied.

"Put. The guard glanced at the portrait on the table again, studied it for a moment, and nodded his head.

"Who. ”

"The fairy descends to earth. This is an aunt, and she answered quickly, and when she heard the words "fairy descending to earth", she once again coke a certain bean not far behind her.

"What's the matter? ”

"Macho undressed. "A bean stumbled under his feet.

"Put. The guard on the record looked at the portrait on the table again and nodded.

"Who. ”

“。 ET "A certain bean pumped with one foot, and put on the back toe of "Oriental Undefeated".

"What's the matter? ”

"Qinglou recruits prostitutes. "A certain bean is full of savings, Nima, do you want to be so thunderous?

"Who. ”

"Qinglou girl. A certain bean smiled kindly, isn't it a code, she understands.

"What's the matter? The two guards quickly looked up at her, and then lowered their heads to look at the painting.

"Yellow Flower Girl. ”

"No way. The guard immediately stood up and glared at her fiercely.

"It is impossible for the East to be undefeated and the Qinglou recruits prostitutes, and the girl in the Qinglou must be a yellow flower girl. A certain bean replied calmly.

"......" Na Wei didn't answer, picked up the portrait and looked at it for a long time, then looked at her again, nodded, "Grab it." ”

"Damn, how can such an ugly woman be me?" Doudou's hands were restrained, and he had to stare at the guard fiercely with his eyes.

"You also know that ugly, His Royal Highness gave an order, those who are too ugly cannot leave the palace, so as not to affect the appearance of the city. The guard nodded, "Your lines don't match." ”

"Why?" Doudou deliberately dressed up, now she is dressed as a palace maid, and the makeup on her face is also very thick, but she is not as ugly as the girl in the painting, right?

"The girl in the Qinglou is the secret code of His Royal Highness's favorite concubine, and the girl in the yellow flower is the slogan of the eunuch. ”

"Why?" a certain bean was angry and kicked the pants of the guard, "The eunuch replied that the Qinglou was recruiting prostitutes." "In front of her was the eunuch.

"He just went out to help His Highness's favorite concubine buy fat gouache. Wait for Wei to answer lightly.

"What about the yellow flower girl?"

"It's the eunuch who went out to eat. "Therefore, it is impossible for His Royal Highness's favorite concubine to go to the opposite food, nor can she go to the opposite food, and she must be caught horizontally and vertically.

"Ah, Tang Sanzang, you pervert!" A certain bean grabbed wildly, shaking off a layer of powder on his face, revealing the not deep and shallow tooth marks on his face, which was the result of the two biting each other last night.

"Your uncle's!" a certain bean despised in his heart, and smiled amiably on his face, "Dear, please explain the professional terms above." "So that she can die more clearly.

"Yes, Wu Song beats the tiger and is a person in the kitchen, the goblin adds wine to buy ingredients, the fairy is the one who does the laundry, the macho man strips to add new clothes, Dongfang Undefeated is a eunuch, and the Qinglou recruits prostitutes to buy gouache. ”

"Bump!" a bean fell to the ground gorgeously.

In the final game, Tang Sanxuan and Xue Tudou: 2:0, win!

On a sunny morning, the following scene happened under the Tai** gate: four carriages with a large wooden barrel were slowly driving to the gate, and the guards at the door stretched out their knives and stopped these carriages.

"Who. ”

"Wu Song fights the tiger. A young man sitting in the first carriage also answered quickly, Wu Song beat the tiger, that is, the person in the kitchen.

"What?"

"Vegetarian tigers. "This code is to send leftovers out of the palace.

"Put. The guard nodded, then returned the knife, making way for a way.

"Perverted. "A certain bean hiding in the barrel of the third carriage quietly stretched out a middle finger, and despised the demon very much, didn't he just go out? Doing these codes every day, is he tired? Also, how do these palace people remember? Or they get along with the demon a lot, and his subordinates also follow the perverts, look, they are all having a good time, and the code is so smooth.

"Stop!" the guard suddenly spoke as the third carriage was about to pass by the door.

"Little brother, what's wrong with the villain?" the third man in charge of the carriage jumped down and talked to the guard.

"It's not you. Waiting for the guard shook his head, his eyes fell on the large wooden barrel in front of him, and he reached out and pointed, "These rotten vegetables are really stinky." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I'll take it out and throw it out right away. The groom bent over and nodded.

"No need to go out. The waiter shook his head calmly and covered his nose, "Lest it stink to the people in the city, you still pour this barrel of rotten vegetables into the lake not far from the kitchen, and raise fish." "Falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.

"Yes, I'll go. The groom jumped into the carriage, turned around, and went back.

A certain bean and Ben, who were thinking about how to show their strength out of the city, didn't hear the not-so-loud conversation between the two, but felt that the carriage seemed to turn a little, and then galloped away, and there was only one thought in their hearts: finally out of the city. However, before they had gone far, the carriage stopped again, and after a while, the two men carefully removed the wooden barrel from the car, lifted it, and shook it twice, feeling that the rotten vegetables in the barrel were much heavier than usual, and then shook it hard, and with one momentum, all the rotten vegetables in the barrel were poured into the lake, and thrown into the lake together with a bean outside the clouds.

"Bump. There was a loud noise, and a bean fell into the water.

"Ahem......" The moment she met the water, a certain bean struggled hard, and the water in this place was not too deep, so it passed her waist. coughed up the water that he accidentally swallowed, stood by the lake with rotten vegetable leaves, and the heavy makeup on his face was also scrapped.

"Holy. When the two people saw her appearance, they threw down the big wooden barrel and ran away.

"Tang Sanyu, you're fucking going to die for me!" A certain bean yelled again, Chi Guoguo's conspiracy, didn't she just want to get out of the palace?

"I'm going to destroy you humanely. "This demon quietly left in the world is simply a scourge, just a disaster to the lord of the country and the people, she drew a knife, climbed up angrily, and went to the pavilion to eliminate the harm.

"You say, what do you mean?" In the gorgeous pavilion, a certain demon was sitting elegantly in front of a gilded wooden table, and a certain bean who entered the door stepped on the chair next to him, and a knife was inserted into the beautiful round wooden table.

"It stinks. The demon pinched his nose and looked at her head full of rotten vegetables, and a smile flashed in the corner of her eyes.

"You don't count me as fooling me, you still have to despise me? Pulling out the knife with all his might, a certain bean slashed at him, but before he could make a move, he was squeezed by two black-clothed guards who came out of nowhere.

"Ouch, pain, pain......" The righteous spirit immediately dissipated, and a certain bean shouted pain in the loss of power and humiliation of the country.

"Cut the guard, you broke the king's table. The demon stared at the small hole on the table that the knife did not make and frowned, "Originally, I wanted to let you out, but now, I'm afraid not." ”

"Isn't it just a table? I'll pay you. A bean said generously.

"The surface is plated with a thick layer of gold, and if you break it, the king will have to take it and re-plate, so you will have to pay me eighteen thousand pieces of silver. The demon said with a serious face.

A certain bean has a soft foot, go to your family's 18,000 silver, this layer must be fake gold! A certain bean lowered his head and bit down again at the layer of gold, "Click." "A certain bean's teeth are loose, and the gold bead she bit last time is also the consequence, so something gorgeously shut up and sold herself to the demon again.

In the final game, Tang Sanxuan and Xue Tudou: 3:0, complete victory!

Early in the morning, a super distinguished guest came to the golden Tai**, the current emperor, that is, the demon's imperial father, Xue Tudou was called up early in the morning, and he was standing listlessly next to the demon, and his head hung low Mengzhou Gong's son, I have to say, this baby is quite bold, but who made her think about the escape route last night without sleeping?

"Hey, I heard that you recently accepted a little chef who has good knife skills?" the old emperor sat aside and drank tea calmly, before he began to ask his son who was so wicked that no one could defeat him.