Sun Jing's expression stiffened for a moment.

So much so that he didn't react in time, and then watched Liu Jun's head hit the bed and then slid onto the carpet.

“……”

In the middle of the sound, he looked at He Huai, and didn't know why he explained: "We are such a keen ......"

However, He Huai just looked at Liu Jun in confusion, Sun Jing pursed his lips, and suddenly didn't want to say any more.

He Huai smacked his lips, looked at the man on the ground, and sighed casually: "The head is so iron...... After all, the sound of smashing the bed sounded, but there was no problem, it was indeed a very strong head.

Sun Jing subconsciously said: "We are the ones who are the first iron. ”

After saying that, he reacted and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed.

He Huai: ???

She looked at Sun Jing with some admiration: "So that's the case! Then this profession is also very secure!"

Sun Jing: ......

I don't want that kind of admiration.

……

Silence pervaded the room.

After a while, Sun Jing looked at the gray-black figure in He Huai's hand and asked, "What is this ghost going to do?"

He Huai thought for a while: "Yin Qi is born of heaven and earth, so the fate of this ghost also belongs to heaven and earth." ”

Sun Jing's face was complicated: "This sentence seems to have been written in my last book." ”

He Huai waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's okay, what if I quote it?" Besides, I think this approach is very clear. ”

Sun Jing: ......

"I guess your 'return to heaven and earth' is certainly different from mine. ”

He Huai had already begun to grope for the gray-black shadow: "It's okay, it's okay, it's about the same - I'm going to bury it under my roots, and when I finish absorbing it, I will give birth to the aura to give back to this world, it's just too noble and touching!"

There were too many slots in this statement, and Sun Jing didn't know how to answer for a while.

He Huai had already put the ghost on the ground neatly, and brushed it on the left and right sides of his hand, and then began to rub it-

"Whoa—"

The ghost originally pretended to be dead, but he didn't expect this to be so violent, and it squirmed hard under He Huai's hands: "Whew-my lord!

He Huai's subordinates stopped.

The ghost also relaxed, but in the next second, He Huai thought wonderingly: "But I don't have anything to recruit you?"

After saying that, he began to rub it again.

Ghost - "Whoa, Whoa, Adult!!"

It screamed so miserably that Sun Jing hurriedly shouted a pause: "Wait! Don't you give it a chance to explain? For example, is it for revenge or what? For what reason? money, personal grudges, or emotions?"

The ghost has been rubbed for a long time - Lord Huai's skill in rubbing ghosts with his hands is still good.

After listening to Sun Jing's words, it couldn't help but glance at Liu Jun, who had fainted like a faint - the top of his head was a little sparse, his face was oily, his pores were large, his facial features were not outstanding, and his belly was exposed when he lay down!

It said in disgust: "No, no, no, there is no emotional entanglement! I will not have emotional entanglements with this kind of man! Please believe in my character, Lord Woo is merciful—"

He Huai's hand also stopped, and at the same time followed the ghost's gaze to glance at Liu Jun, but found that the other party opened his eyes at some point, so he asked curiously: "This ghost dislikes you for being ugly - is it that you are ugly in human aesthetics?"

Then he looked at the ghost under his hand: "This ghost doesn't look like a hundred years old, so you should be okay with this ugly, and you haven't crossed the era." ”

Liu Jun: ???

After a brief period of confusion, his remarkable ability to understand came into play.

At this moment, the anger of being insulted overwhelmed the fear, and he immediately raised two layers of chin and spoke for himself angrily: "He is talking nonsense! Although I look a little ordinary, my mother-in-law said that she likes me to be honest and honest! I am not ugly! I am not ugly at all! My daughter-in-law said that I was still a little handsome when I paid my salary!"

After saying that, he burst out of his breath, and quickly stretched out his elbow to prop himself up, and said angrily: "This ghost is talking nonsense! If I am not attractive enough, why is it attached to me? It is so shameless—you see, it just came out of me and said that about me, what is this called? What is this called?"

"What's this called?" He Huai asked curiously.

"This, this is called picking up the bowl to eat, putting down the chopsticks and scolding the mother!"

He Huai: ......

In the middle of the sound, she rubbed the ghost again with a complicated expression, and then said: "I finally know why the articles you write are not as good as Sun Jing's - your education level is too low!"

For the first time, she was able to accuse others so justifiably, and the other party was a writer who had sold copyrights.

It's a feeling of refreshment!

Looking down again, this gradually long ghost is much more pleasing to the eye.

Liu Jun: "You are talking nonsense! I have a college diploma!"

He was not convinced.

At the same time, this kind of blamed anger also made the ghost forget the pain of being rubbed, and scolded at this moment:

"You are talking nonsense! Where are you handsome?! Your mother-in-law must think that you are ugly and have no choice but to comfort yourself!"

"The first time I went, she cooked me twelve poached eggs! This is the highest standard for receiving a son-in-law!"

"You, you!"

The ghost jammed for a moment, after all, it hadn't eaten twelve poached eggs - but soon, it reacted, "Are you done then?"

"I'm done!" Liu Jun said subconsciously - he ate very hard for a long time, and finally finished eating!

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The ghost laughed: "You stupid pig braincase! Twelve poached eggs are eaten deliciously, your mother-in-law must think that you are as easy to feed as a piglet, so she agreed!"

"Phew, you're just a piglet, I wore a suit in Yushu back then!"

"Paige is also in the wind, look at your belly, the tornado of the wind!"

“……”

“……”

He Huai and Sun Jing glanced at each other, and He Huai suddenly said: "You see that this ghost doesn't seem to have any brains, this kind of unintelligent ghost is not worthy of living in this world, it is not as good as us-"

"Whew!"

The ghost immediately reacted - "My lord, I didn't do anything bad!

He Huai said solemnly: "I see that you have bad potential-otherwise, what are you asking someone to do?

Sun Jing is also serious: "Please don't use 'we'." ”

And at this time, Liu Jun, who was struggling to support his body and fight with the ghost tongue for 300 rounds, suddenly reacted-

"Whew—you're a ghost! There's a ghost, there's a ghost, there's a ghost, there's a ghost!

The long ghost calmed down: "Pull you down, look at you like that, I can't match you even if I'm gluttonous - this body fat rate, tsk!"

Liu Jun had already jumped up with the fear just now, and shouted angrily at this moment: "Phew! I can squat thirty times in half an hour, can you?"

Barred Ghost: "...... And then take a month off?"

Liu Jun: !!

"Ahhh