You can't fight it.

After all, Lord Ahuai is still rubbing ghosts, and if Liu Jun is overwhelmed by Mount Tai, he will inevitably win.

But she was ready to stop it, but found that Liu Jun was still yelling angrily there, but her body didn't move.

And Sun Jing looked at this scene silently, his expression was calm after reading all the vicissitudes of life.

He Huai also sighed, and looked at the long strip in his hand at the moment, and always felt that he didn't look very appetizing.

Liu Jun gasped for a long time, and then looked at Sun Jing accusatorily: "What did you write...... It's all true, right?"

Sun Jing touched his nose: "Art comes from life, but it mainly depends on-"

"You're so shameless! We all rely on our brains to write fantasy blockbusters, but you write documentaries with this kind of connections and ghosts...... I lost so badly......"

—Imagine. Sun Jing awkwardly added the last two words.

But Liu Jun was already crying into a big lump.

Think about it, he is really wronged - they write fantasy, a scene is thought about for a long time, a species is conceived for a long time, and any foreshadowing has to be carefully buried for a long time, but the other person only needs to record what he sees and hears, which becomes a divine book, which is too unfair!

Sun Jing: ......

He has strength.

But at this time, it seems that it is not clear?

"Phew!"

At this time, the long ghost rescued him, only to hear it scold: "Don't make excuses, you look at what you wrote, go with you and change the map to upgrade the fight, fight back and forth, you look at what people write, ** into the coffin is vivid - you just don't have good strength, this is the same as ugly, you can't cover it up, you accept your fate!"

Liu Jun became a big lump of grievances, and kicked his legs at this moment-

"What qualifications do you have to say about me? You scumbag, scumbag who can only possess and hook up with girls!"

"You, how can you smear people's innocence out of thin air? We communicate openly and honestly, what kind of hookup are you talking about? You are so shameless!"

"You-"

Seeing that a new round of quarrels had started again, He Huai rolled up the ghost that had been rolled into a long strip from his feet at this time-

"Whoa, my lord!"

The big curly ghost was very aggrieved: "I just want to chat with the girl, I don't want to do anything, the adult will spare me!"

Liu Jun snorted coldly: "A good man will never be married and still chatting with girls - you almost caused me to quarrel with my wife, let me tell you, my wife's luck has been used to meet her, you let her get angry and leave me, she will never find a good man like me anymore, and she will be lonely for a lifetime!"

The big curly ghost was so disdainful: "Look at your big face, that-what-big!"

Then seeing that He Huai was in a good mood, he hurriedly said: "My lord, listen to me, I also have a hard time - I will be a single dog until I die! I just want to try the taste of falling in love with a girl, I really don't want to do anything." ”

He Huai's eyes shook for a moment: "Why are you so miserable, you are a single dog until you die......"

The big curly ghost hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, I'm too miserable." ”

Lord Huai said again: "But it doesn't matter, the single dog is very cool these days, there are games, takeaway and housekeeping services, and you don't need a girlfriend at all." ”

The big curly ghost was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "But these cost money-"

Before he finished speaking, he only felt that his body was flattened, but he saw Liu Jun, who didn't dare to come up on the side, suddenly overwhelmed by Mount Tai-

"You scumbag! My wife said, you are not sincere like this, my wife hates it the most! I will punish you for her!"

Such a huge thing smashed down, He Huai subconsciously took a step back, and watched as the incomplete evolution just now suddenly became much flatter, and only one big head was still 3D.

And Liu Jun, who was smashed on the carpet, breathed a sigh of relief - when he opened the door to the female author just now, the other party said that he had made an appointment, although his wife didn't say anything at the time, but she must have been angry, and he punished the scumbag, so that his wife could dissipate his anger.

Lord Huai can't get this complex psychological state, but he doesn't want to get involved with this ghost anymore, so he asked the flat big curling ghost at the moment: "Why have you been single?"

The flattened big curly ghost was a little shy: "I...... I...... I ......"

"You're so ugly. ”

Liu Jun lay on the ground and said sullenly.

"You talk nonsense!"

The flattening ghost tried to justify: "I—I'm a babyface!" They won't be my girlfriend, saying they don't feel safe!"

Liu Jun pouted: "Fart! Look at that baby-faced star Mu Muzi, there are three children in the family! You must still be unattractive, don't throw the pot to the baby-face!"

He Huai was quite interested: "What does that Mu Muzi look like?"

Sun Jing silently searched for the picture.

A white face, two sweet dimples, and a face that looks like a teenager or twenty years old when he is now in his forties.

However, Lord Huai, who only has the aesthetics of a tree, frowned: "Human beings are so ugly, there is not a single annual ring or pattern, but fortunately, I am used to it-"

Sun Jing: ......

He seemed to know his image in He Huai's eyes.

At this moment, it is not an exaggeration to say that the sky is falling apart.

After all, "Jade Tree Linfeng" is just a rhetorical device, and it does not mean that he is really a beautiful jade tree, so he will never get the vision of the tree demon He Huai.

After a while, he silently spit on himself: Bah, bah, he has already broken up with He Huai, and he has no emotional entanglement with this dryad, what is there to hope for......

And He Huai has already begun to rub the head of the flat ghost-

"You wait a while, you can't see the appearance of Gray Bula, wait for me to rub you back to the way you were when you were alive-"

Yin Qi is blessed in the palm of the hand, don't do it in three or two, and the flat ghost will slowly begin to change-

First of all, the hair, the soft short dark brown hair slowly revealed.

Then there is the soft white cheeks, and the facial features that are squeezed together by Lord Huai's palm-

！！！

He Huai stared at the little face in his hand and slowly let go of his hand-

"It's so tender. She subconsciously commented.

looked at Liu Jun and Sun Jing on the side, both of them stared at him, speechless for a long time.

After a while, Sun Jingcai took a deep breath and smiled vigorously: "Ahem, indeed...... Ahem, it's small. ”

And Liu Jun was not so polite, and laughed wildly at the moment: "Ahahahaha, where are you a baby-face, it's clearly a doll! It's strange that you can find a girlfriend, hahaha, they definitely don't want to be called pedophiles by others haha-"

He laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

The baby's face was deflated, and he cried out in pain: "Woo woo woo I don't want to, I just look like this, they all let me call my sister, the girls I like let me call my sister, no matter how old I am, I want to call my sister, I said if I don't want my sister and brother to fall in love, they will say no......"

He cried heartbreakingly: "They all say I'm a milk doll, but I'......m twenty-six years old."

Sun Jing turned his head, thinking about this ghost's face, and said in his heart-

Human tragedy.