Are Nima's three eyes a shemale? Speak up quickly! If Lao Tzu doesn't invade you, he won't be called a man with perseverance!"

Chang'e glared at her eyes and scolded: "What are you shouting? Can people hear it in the sea? Are you afraid of three eyes? I heard that the eyes on his forehead will eat people?"

Silly Red Mom grinned, tilted her head and said: "Shemales are two children, they shouldn't eat people with their eyes, and if they want women, they should ......."

"Don't say it! Lao Tzu annihilated him with a fist of fire! Pick it up and take a look, won't you understand?"

"Yay, the husband is so bold! Even the queen mother's nephew dares to beat it?

Chang'e was tired of hearing this, and pointed at Lisa and snorted: "Are you stupid? What good will it do you if your husband dies? All women must be widowed! At that time, that loneliness will slowly make you understand!"

"Wow-" With a bang, the three-eyed head appeared on the surface of the water, and shouted at Chang'e, "Niangniang—a good thing!

These shameless three eyes are staring at my wife, is it deliberately showing? showing their existence? It's better to be dead! No one will bother you!

Chang'e was very curious, and shouted from afar: "Raise it high, you can't see clearly!"

I really hate me to death! Can't you see that people are flirting with your sister? It's still hot, and when I give him another fire punch, won't the problem be solved?

Wan Lisa gently tugged my hand and said, "I can't fight! I have to go to the Queen Mother's place to see the peach orchard, if there is a problem, I will never be able to go anywhere?"

I gritted my teeth so hard that I couldn't do anything! He was holding the glitter in both hands, and I wasn't interested in it at all......

Silly Hong's mother is different, she still stands tall on her feet, standing beside Chang'e and shouting: "Three eyes-bring them quickly, Sister Chang'e wants to take a look!"

Three eyes, Zhen Nyima's sass! Flicked his legs and flew up, with a "bang", and landed heavily in front of Chang'e......

Everyone saw it; it was a strange fish with a green yin yin, one meter and a half long, and he was stunned and couldn't move; it had a big mouth with a mess of fangs inside, a pair of eyes like two big white circles, and a flat cone below its head without a forked tail!

The three eyes are in the limelight, and when you blow it lightly on it with your mouth, it turns blue, and it flashes with a faint red light, which is more beautiful than the green yin body!

Wan Lisa clapped her hands and jumped up and shouted, "Three eyes, it's so beautiful!

The more you boast about the three eyes, the more crazy you become!Throw the strange fish up and catch it, and the color of the body turns red, and there are some green markings on it......

The more I looked at it, the more strange I became, and I knew that he was prostituting himself in front of women, and I couldn't help but ask, "What kind of fish is this?"

It's the first time I've seen Chang'e, it's very fresh, and I really want to touch it with my hands......

I had to shout, "Don't move! there's definitely electricity!"

"yes, the husband is telling a joke! The three eyes are holding, why is there no electricity?"

Chang'e didn't listen to anyone, stretched out her hand, but before she touched it, she retracted it and said: "I'm a little afraid to touch it, what if I come back to life and bite me?"

I really want to scold the three eyes, it's not like I've never seen a man sassy? I always want to make a name for myself, you know? The women here are all mine, are you greedy, aren't you? Just turn this strange fish into a woman, it doesn't matter if it's a second son or not? It will definitely accept that kind of request......

Chang'e was tired of looking at it! I want to know: "What is the name of this strange fish?"

"A fish is a fish, what else is the name? What's wrong with Chang'e?

The three eyes didn't want to answer me at all, and only stared at Chang'e and introduced: "This is called a ghost fish, it has electricity on its body, it can howl like a ghost, and it comes out late at night to move, and I catch ......."

It turns out that the three eyes don't go to the goddess of Tianhe just to ...... No wonder he shifted his attention to Chang'e! If Chang'e sued him for flirting, would he become the second Zhu Bajie?

"Yes, the husband is stupid! The three-eyed uncle is the Jade Emperor, how can he be beaten into the beast path?"

I don't believe it? Isn't Three-Eyed's mother the Jade Emperor......'s own sister?

At the mention of this, the three eyes turned their faces to me, and their eyes widened, and they said fiercely: "This is my family affair, and it has nothing to do with outsiders! What is the situation, I don't know better than anyone else?"

Chang'e also followed to stop: "Husband, this is a scar in the heart of the three eyes, don't talk about it in the future, okay?"

I really want to take this opportunity to get mad and beat him up so badly that I don't dare to show off in front of my wife......!

After the three eyes finished the trick, there was no singing, and he hugged the ghost fish tightly and shook it, miraculously flew up, flashed, his body turned black, and disappeared from everyone's sight......

Then the matchmaker appeared in front of me, holding the earthen jar with both hands and said, "Finally caught; this banshee is in the soil, and her brother-in-law will not come out; after the earthen pot can enter, she is caught alive!"

Everyone wanted to see what was in the earthen altar, and they stuck their heads out, and the matchmaker simply put it in the air for everyone to see......

Three-eyed likes to squeeze among women the most, do you want to smell the smell of other people? Anyway, I'm so annoyed, I can't fight, and I'm angry on the side!

Wan Lisa called out vigorously: "Husband, it's all turned into water, and there's a lot of dirt!"

This sentence caught my eye, staring at it for a long time, something was wrong, and I had to ask: "There seems to be a person in this black water?"

Chang'e took a closer look and said, "It may be dirt, and it is normal to get something back from the soil." ”

Silly Hong's mother also had to squeeze in the middle, and deliberately leaned close to the three eyes......

This woman is the village chief in Fenghuangshan Village, and she has a lot of power, and if she wants any man, she can take it back to the round house with a casual shout; if others are greedy and have no way at all, will she take a fancy to the three eyes?

In fact, only the eyes on the forehead are good, and they can shoot red light, and they stare at it for a while and say, "It's a human, just like the rabbit owner said." ”

Wan Lisha gestured and screamed: "Don't call my husband the master of the rabbit, it's too ugly! I don't know who would give him such a name?"

Three eyes glanced at Chang'e with the other two, without saying a word.

Chang'e moved her vicious gaze to Wan Lisha's face and scolded: "Little slut! Husband is the owner of the jade rabbit, not the owner of the rabbit! What a big fool!"

The matchmaker had a pimple in her heart, and when she saw what was inside, she couldn't be sure, so she had to say: "Make a small hole, let the husband suck the water dry, and the person will be exposed." ”

Chang'e bared her teeth, stepped back and asked, "Do you want your husband to eat such a dirty thing?"

The matchmaker introduced in public: "The demon girl turns water into water, which can make men strong! Those who have eaten water will never be defeated! Such a rare thing, if you don't let your husband eat it, can you give it to others?"

The three eyes are more greedy than anyone else, and they ask with a bare face: "I have eaten this thing, everyone knows that in order to conquer the goddess of Tianhe, you must have an undefeated body in order to drive the sea out of the moon......"

"It's really infuriating! The goddess of Tianhe is my wife, who told him to conquer it? Won't I go? I will drink the water in the earthen pot!"

Chang'e glared at the vicious eyes and snorted: "What are you drinking? Just let the three eyes eat! With so many women around you, do you still need to conquer the goddess of Tianhe?"

The wives all agree with this sentence, who doesn't know that they are jealous? If the husband follows the goddess of Tianhe, he will never come back......

"Nima's three eyes: I just want to take advantage of Lao Tzu! There are too many women, so I am so greedy! Let you eat? Eat you to death, okay?"

Sanyan didn't even blink his eyes, he didn't answer me at all, he just stared at the black water in the earthen jar, and said, "Others don't necessarily eat it, since it's a demon girl turning water, it's ......."

The matchmaker was about to pierce the white membrane, but was blocked by three eyes and said, "I'll do it myself!"