It's broken! We have no one to save us! Wan Lisa and I can still hold hands and go out one by one, but Silly Hongma and Chang'e have no hope at all......

At the end of the mountain, a woman's voice came from the soil: "Husband, where are you?"

Everyone was very excited, especially the stupid red mother's voice was the loudest: "Matchmaker—come here! We're all here—"

"It's strange! The matchmaker didn't come, but an earthen jar appeared beside her, and her head stuck out of it and shouted, "Come in!"

Silly Hong's mother was the busiest, picking up the dirt and burrowing into the earthen altar; Chang'e didn't fall, she stared back at me and Wan Lisa for a long time before catching it; the matchmaker changed a white film to cover the mouth of the altar and directed the direction......

It was dark outside, and we came out of the earthen altar, slowly getting bigger, and slapped the dirt on our bodies, and we had to think about it......

Everyone forgot, only I was worried in my heart, and discussed with the matchmaker: "Can you get the moonlight lady back?"

Chang'e couldn't hear such words, and nagged: "I'm already dead! What are you looking for her? Sister Moonlight is gone, and it just so happens that the matchmaker and her sisters live in the big moon, and all the problems will be solved?"

However, if you live to see people, you have to see corpses when you die, even if you are in the belly of a monster, you have to take it out and take a look!

Silly Hong's mother couldn't understand: "Haven't you looked for it?

The matchmaker is a student of the Tao, and of course she doesn't believe it: "If the body of a monster can digest people, then everyone will not be able to live now." ”

This shows that she has agreed to find the moonlight lady.

Chang'e was very angry, and she grabbed my hand tightly and flew forward, followed by Wan Lisa and Silly Hong's mother......

The matchmaker took the earthen altar and flew away...... And my halberd, I don't know where?

Under the leadership of Chang'e, we flashed and arrived, and no one was afraid of the ghost hands in the water, and we didn't care about washing up......

Three women are busy with one husband, and only wash themselves at the end......

It doesn't take a few heads to make it clear;Chang'e, Wan Lisha, Silly Hongma, plus me, there are four people;The real loss is Moonlight Niangniang......

Let's be honest: I don't have much affection for her, and the feeling of loss is not very obvious, but I feel that there is one less person around me.

"Look!" "Isn't Lisa crazy?" shouted at the dark sky

I deliberately screamed out that strange sound.

Chang'e is a fairy eye, mine is a fire eye, Wan Lisha's eyes are only known to the matchmaker, then, the eyes of the silly red mother belong to the half-immortal......

Everyone shouted and looked: there was a black spot in the air in the distance, getting closer and closer, and stopped directly in front of Chang'e and asked, "What's wrong?"

"He, he, where did he go? Didn't he let him drive the sea out of the moon?"

Chang'e is not like me, only said one key sentence: "By the time you come, the cucumber vegetables will already be cold, and we have just escaped from the soil cave!"

He didn't understand, frowned and asked, "What dirt cave?"

When Lisa saw him, she talked a lot: "Three eyes, ...... in the wall of my sister's bedroom."

This was the first time I'd heard of it, and Three-Eyes wanted Lisa to take him to see it......

It's really shameless! This second son first hit Chang'e's idea, knew that there was no hope, and then moved his eyes to Wan Lisha's body. I don't expect this guy to always worry about my woman: "No matter who moves, I'll play with him!"

The three eyes pretended not to hear, and Lisa was willing to lead the way, so I had to stare like Chang'e: "Don't go; there's a ghost over there!

This sentence worked very well, Wan Lisa was so frightened that she hid behind me, grabbed the moonlight clothes tightly and said, "Husband, you are not afraid of ghosts, go and tell him!"

I deliberately raised my head high and put on a very remarkable look: "Three eyes, you are not invisible, the matchmaker is still there, let her tell you!"

The three eyes were not interested in the matchmaker, and stared at Chang'e to discuss: "Niangniang, can you take me to have a look?"

Chang'e didn't want to answer, and threw out a very ugly sentence: "The Toad Palace is flooded, and I can't find you; the foundation has been dug out; do you want to pick up a bargain?"

"Mother, I told my aunt, such a big ocean, it is not human! Let it stay in the moon? The ocean is not one, and it can be a companion. ”

"Nonsense! No ability is no ability! What's wrong with the seventy-two changes? It's still useless! It's not as good as Nezha; people are famous for making trouble in the sea......

Three-eyed didn't want to get angry with me, so he deliberately shook his body like a woman and shouted, "Master Rabbit, let's go and conquer that fuzzy girl together, okay?"

Wan Lisa clapped her hands vigorously and shouted: "Okay! You can go by yourself, it's just right for a widower to find a widow!

Chang'e supported Lisa's opinion and made some additions: "Three."

When the woman saw us, it was no longer blurry, and she looked like a hibiscus out of water, tender and tender, so lovely!"

The three eyes couldn't wait, and they plunged into the water......

Shame on the fuck! That's my wife, and I have to shout, "Three-eyes—get back! Let the sea monster bite you and eat you a little bit!"

I don't seem to hear it, but I'm pretending to be deaf? Is my voice still small? Isn't it getting louder? I can't hear it......

With a "whoosh", he emerged from the water and shouted, "Rabbit master—where is she? Come down and lead the way?"

"It's harder to talk to this kind of person than to play the piano to a cow!" I gritted my teeth, put my luck in my fist, aimed at the three eyes, and punched it out......

The fireball flew out of his hand without hesitation, and went straight past, still a long way away, and his body bent and burrowed into the sea, and it took a long time to blow up the water with a muffled sound......

"You're fucking on fire!" was about to aim for a few more punches......

A three-eyed shout came from afar: "Master Rabbit, you can't fry fish like this!"

"What a stupid pig! I want his life, can't I see it?"

Chang'e shouted into the distance: "Three eyes - see if there are ghost hands in the sea, it is said that the man is extremely strong after eating! The hands can lift the island in the sea......"

The three eyes responded: "Niangniang - I don't have to eat, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet! Let's catch a few for the rabbit master to eat! If you catch the fuzzy woman in the sea, there is hope for conquest!"

Now that he can hear it, I have to shout louder, "Three eyes—I understand! That fuzzy woman is my wife, don't bother people, okay?"

The voice was still a step late, and the three eyes had already burrowed into the water. This shameless Erzi is not afraid of the sea ghost eating him alive! Nezha is not as good as him, and the sea is hundreds of times stronger than him!

Chang'e was very upset! Told me to ignore him; I heard that the three eyes are shemales, and they can't marry their daughters-in-law, and no one can marry them, and they have been widowers until now, and I don't know how many more years they will be widowed?"

I can't hate Three Eyes at all, if he is very targeted, we may have a big war, but he seems to be deliberately avoiding it, and the fire in his heart naturally darkens.

So far, is Three-Eyes a shemale? However, it is not clear what this person looks like, and it is better to have that kind of relationship with the three eyes.

Chang'e was very disgusted! She glared at me fiercely and said, "What if the three eyes are not a shemale?

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