Chapter 131: Unbeatable (Happy New Year to All)
#无可匹敌!
This night is destined to be turbulent.
In the Huaguo variety show market, in the past two months, there have been film review programs similar to Li Li's style, and some have emerged on TV stations and the Internet, among which there are more programs that specialize in complaining about bad movies as the core content, but these programs basically do not recruit black.
The same is true in previous lives, and many film reviews that are famous for complaining about bad movies will not attract too much attack.
But "Movie Viewing Guide" was besieged by fans from all walks of life tonight.
In fact, the reason for the differential treatment is very simple, how much is the rating of other programs? How much influence is there? Can the national rating break 0.5? Can the number of network hits exceed 10 million?
Even if other film critics jump high and scold bad movies, fans probably won't be able to see it, and even if they see it, they won't bother to pay attention to you, after all, they will lose their influence so much.
But "Viewing Guide" is an ace variety show with an audience rating of 1.48, and it is a traffic carrier that can detonate topics during the period.
Now Li Li sneezes and some people pay attention to it, let alone complain about bad movies, let alone complain about 10 bad movies in one issue!
The "Movie Guide", which was followed by the whole network, detonated the fierce criticism of loyal fans of 10 bad movies that night.
Li Li's Weibo, program barrage, comment area, etc. are full of the voices of loyal protectors of major bad movies:
"If you want to say that the other nine are big bad movies, I agree, but how interesting is "Fierce Worms Across the River"?
"Funny fart, whether it's a movie or a TV series produced by this art troupe, it's completely out of touch with the actual life in the Northeast, pretending to be crazy and stupid and vulgar!"
"I can't stand it in Chuncheng, friends, our side is really not like the film and television dramas made by their art troupe, the image of the Northeast has been ruined by these mentally handicapped film and television dramas and Kuaishou!"
……
"I have to say that the host criticized the Happy Family too harshly, and the eldest aunt was likened to it, it was too vulgar!"
"What about the reviews of other films?"
"There is nothing wrong with the reviews of other films. ”
"Your logic is the same as everyone else's, the host scolds other bad movies, you are all comfortable, but you can't accept scolding your own idol!"
……
The above is a civilized language, although there are voices of doubt and opposition, but at least there is no scolding of the mother, and the basic quality is still there. But some people directly squirted:
“¥¥%##¥%……”
“#¥&@!#¥%……”
……
"The quality of you brainless fans is worrying, that's how your parents educated you, huh?"
"Forget it, dogs bite people, and people can't bite dogs, right?"
Dongfang Japanese: "I really don't want to scold people in the New Year, I am willing to repay my grievances with virtue, and I wish all the brainless fans who swear words are full of infertility and grandchildren!"
"Poof!"
"Love is a light, green he panics!haha!"
"It's also nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good?"
"Sit tight, I'll send you a hot review!"
Oriental Japanese: "I wish you a long life and a hundred years of disease!"
Black fans: "......"
Oriental Japanese: "Three wishes to you...... I can't make it up, please relay!"
"Can this still be relayed?"
"I'll have one, and I wish you all a steady and lonely life!"
"Poof, I'll have a ...... too."
……
This blessing relay stalk was instantly broken by netizens, and it was a lot of fun!
Everyone doesn't quarrel with all kinds of black fans anymore, it's too lo, we are all civilized people, let's send blessings, just like the "Oriental Japanese" said, we have to repay our grievances with virtue!
No matter how swear the black fans are, how angry they are and how bloody they spray, netizens basically ignore them, and they are all "sending blessings"!
The black fans are so angry, yes, yes, there's a kind of spray, what's the point of this?
Li Li's Weibo was very lively for a while.
Home.
Li Li rested early today, and suddenly his mobile phone rang, and he barely opened his eyes, it turned out to be a message from Song Dong - look at your Weibo, the black fans have blackened you, and everyone is playing the game of [Receiving Terriers and Sending Blessings], which is very lively!
Hmm? Pick up the meme and send blessings? What the hell?
Li Li opened Weibo and saw that the first hot comment was [Receiving Terriers and Sending Blessings], and after a quick glance, he had already received 318 "blessings".
Countless netizens @李礼:
"Please come out of the horse!"
"Teacher Li is not here, pick up the stalk!"
"So many people scold you, you scold everything, we can't get used to them?"
"It's okay for you to have questions, it's okay to disagree with the content of Li Li's film review, but can you talk well?
"Let's use civilized language to mentally harm them, Mr. Li, please take the stalk!"
"So many people scolded and turned a blind eye, anyway, I can't bear it!"
Li Li yawned: "Then I'll have one too, the 319th time I wish you a lot of money in the White Horse Club!"
As soon as the reply was sent, netizens were all boiling!
"Wow, Li Li is online!"
"Haha, this is even more destructive! Li Li is really the first person to walk at the forefront of the poisonous tongue world!"
"What do you mean, why don't I understand?"
"You don't know such hot news?"
"It means, all the money you earn is given to your daughter-in-law!haha!"
……
Li Li turned around and continued to sleep, suddenly woke up instantly, picked up his mobile phone and deleted the comment.
After the tearing experience with the fans two months ago, Li Li has stopped paying attention to the black fans, not because he is afraid, but because he is boring.
The comment was just deleted, and netizens replied instantly:
"Li Li, don't be cowardly, just do it!"
"Mr. Li, I know that you celebrities have a problem with retracting comments, and I have taken screenshots, haha!"
"I'll post Teacher Li's comments!"
"I'll go too!"
……
Li Li sneered, he was too lazy to tear up with the black fans, let them live in a world where they could talk freely.
Li Li was just about to fall asleep, and Xia Xue's WeChat sent it - Xiaoli, in the comments of Soyu Video's program, black fans criticized your beauty in the prosperous world!
Li Li sat up with a bang, what?
Li Li huffed and landed on Soyu Video, and a series of nuclear bomb-level counterattacks were brewing in his stomach, but after clicking into the comment area, he suddenly quieted down.
Comment area:
"You are young and have no qualifications, why criticize Lao Guo, just because you are good-looking?"
"You also said that the fourth brother's movies sell good looks, don't you sell good looks? How many girls call your husband in the barrage? I am panicked!"
"What else do you have besides being handsome?"
"For such a serious show, looking for a little fresh meat as the host, it is really the era of looking at faces! goodbye! never again!"
……
Li Li's eyebrows stirred, he slid the mouse, liked these remarks in turn, and then fell asleep, which was very sweet!
The little fresh meat and vases are most afraid that netizens will attack them like this, because they are really empty and have nothing content except for their appearance, and saying that they are useless except for their faces is undoubtedly hitting their weakness.
It's a pity that Li Li, who is full of wealth, doesn't care that others question his talent!
Early the next morning.
The first thing Li Li did when he got up, turned on the computer and looked at the network data, and was overjoyed!
After a night of fermentation, the number of views of this program has reached 23 million!
There are a lot of loyal viewers who have been retweeted and Amway constantly, which continues to attract new audiences to watch, and another credit is due to the black fans.
Scolding can also scold the heat.
Closing the computer, Li Li hurriedly ate his meal, and hurried to the unit.
Ma Duoduo's phone call came again, reporting the good news to him:
"Junior brother, the record of the first hour of the first broadcast of your program was refreshed by the first episode of "Run, Brother", and their broadcast volume in the first hour was 21.18 million, twice as many as you!
It doesn't matter, though. Now tell you what is important.
At the beginning of 2019, the total number of retweets of your program in this episode is second on the whole network!The total number of barrages, the first in the whole network!The total number of likes, the first in the whole network!The total number of flowers sent, the first in the whole network! The total number of bricks photographed, the first in the whole network!
Congratulations, your show is going viral!"
"Wow! I'm in a trance, I'm so excited, which ones are the first?"
Ma Duoduo was so excited that his voice rose: "The total number of barrages, the first in the whole network!The total number of likes, the first in the whole network!The total number of flowers sent, the first in the whole network!
Li Li hurriedly interrupted: "Thank you, senior sister, goodbye!"
"Shoot, shoot bricks...... You!" Ma Duoduo reluctantly put down the phone and said to himself: "Hey, I resolutely don't listen to bad news?
……
In the office, everyone has already arrived, and everyone is waiting for the ratings.
As for the network data, in addition to the explosion of this episode of the program, the overall data of Youtai's "Movie World" declined.
In terms of online data, "Movie Guide" successfully surpassed "Movie World" for the first time and led by about 20%.
On the most difficult online platform to defeat opponents, "Movie Viewing Guide" finally gnawed off this hard bone!
There are still about 10 minutes before the start of work, and the ratings have not been released for a long time, and everyone is waiting for their hearts to be burned.
Everyone knows that according to common sense, the ratings will win each other, but without the data released, everyone is restless.
"Are the ratings of your show out?" asked Sun Xun of "Weather Forecast" lying on the door.
"No, we're waiting for news!"
……
Zhao Yan, the host of "News Network", walked into the office, "Xiaoli, what are the ratings?"
"I don't know!"
"Where's the friend?"
"I don't know!"
……
At the door of the office, people from other column groups kept coming in and out, and the focus of the whole station was on the ratings of the program.
This time is different from the past, as long as the ratings continue to lead, "Movie Guide" will beat the opponent on all platforms for the first time!
Li Li stabilized his impetuous mood, and he opened the program's mailbox to read the emails from the audience.
The suggestions of the audience in the email are very careful, after all, the audience who specially sent emails to the column group in these years did not want to talk nonsense with you, and they all sincerely made suggestions.
The first letter: "Hello Mr. Li, I watched last night's show, and it was indeed very happy! If no one criticizes and no one boycotts a bad movie, it will squeeze the market space for excellent films, and there may be fewer and fewer wonderful movies......
The show is very exciting, and the complaining is very pleasant, but, Mr. Li, your language is too sharp and offensive, you must take it away, after all, we still want to see you host for a lifetime!
……”
Regarding whether the complaint is too ruthless and whether the poisonous tongue is too poisonous, Li Li thinks that it is okay, he has already controlled it, because it is a TV platform, so he silently hides some too ugly words in his heart.
If you really let Li Li complain without scruples, he can make the bad movies so angry that they explode on the spot!
In his previous life, Long Bin, the host of "The Tenth Screening Room", commented in "Big Talk Movie" that "Little Times" was colorful excrement, which was more ruthless than Li Li's evaluation of the happy family's film and television dramas as patronized by his aunt.
Li Li has really controlled and restrained the copywriting, and tried his best to transform his anger into a ridiculous mode to reduce his aggression.
It's not easy to do a TV show, there's so much to think about.
The second letter from the audience: "...... Mr. Li, the later stage of your show is awesome, and it smells like the copywriting...... Uh, no, no, it's not right, it's in harmony with the copywriting.
The previous post-TV sense was too strong, a little serious, this issue is handled very well, the later stage is the same as the copywriting style, and they are all naughty, but they don't have the kind of overpayment like online variety shows, and the control is just right!
……”
The third letter: "Mr. Li, I hope you will make another recommendation of domestic niche films, I am a young woman in literature and art, I especially like to watch niche literary films, I am 23 this year, unmarried, no boyfriend, dignified appearance, height 166, measurements are 87.5, 61.1, 89.1 ......"
Hey, why doesn't this email taste right?
"Xiaoli, your ratings seem to be out. Liu Yawei suddenly walked into the office.
Li Li hurriedly asked, "Sister Weiwei, how much?"
"I don't know, the technical department said that the director asked for secrecy, and he will announce it immediately!"
"It's weird, I'm still a little excited. ”
Liu Yawei said: "It shouldn't be low, it exploded on the Internet first, which shows that this kind of complaining program that speaks for the audience is very popular with netizens."
Moreover, the New Year's Eve party has become the flashpoint of the night, and it is a good opportunity to promote you and the show.
Under the effect of the two phases, the ratings are likely to be the same as the network data, and they will explode!"
Li Li shook his head: "That's not for sure, everyone thought that our show had entered a stable period before!"
"Hey, didn't you see the explosion of network data! The network data has exploded, and the ratings can be low?"
Everyone suddenly realized that it was all an afterthought-style analysis?!
In the midst of laughter, there were a large number of complicated footsteps outside the door, and then, through the glass wall, I saw the director walking quickly into the office surrounded by everyone.
The office fell silent instantly, and no one greeted the director for a while.
The entrance was already crowded with people, and everyone was listening with their ears pricked up, and everyone was full of curiosity!
Chief Han straightened his stomach, glanced at Li Li, and then cleared his throat, "Ahem, let's talk about the ratings of the following friendly station's "Movie World", 0.98!"
The office instantly fryed:
"Huh!0.98?"
"It went from 1.23 to 0.98?
"It's completely collapsed!"
"Friends and Taiwan send warmth in the New Year! We have won this time!"
……
Director Han put the ratings statistics table of Youtai on the table, took out his own statistics, and flipped it lightly, as if he could hear the sound of countless pairs of eyes focused.
"The ratings of our program last night, from 20:00 to 21:00, the ratings continued to rise, and there was no decline in the whole process! And successfully set a rating of 1.79%! From the previous 1.48 to increase by 0.31, with nearly double the ratings of friendly stations, it was killed!!"
Wow!
The applause at the scene was thunderous and cheering!
"Our show is rewriting the history of film review programs step by step!"
"Every time you make a little progress, you are rewriting your former glory, it's really cool!"
"It is said that no one watches film review shows, but we have broken out of a broad road!"
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Liu Yawei was dumbfounded at this time, this rating surpassed her own program? "Movie Guide" directly replaced her "Super Star Eight Points" in the new 2019......? Ah, the first sister's seat can be kept, and he doesn't dare to sit on it!
The director suddenly walked up to the shredder, slipped the ratings statistics table of "Movie World" into it, and pressed the button.
Hiss...... Ratings reports are twisted into confetti.
The director was excited: "In the competition with powerful friendly stations, we have forged ahead in adversity with excellent programs, and finally completed a comprehensive suppression on the whole platform at this moment, and completely defeated the opponent!"
You have done miracles, you have rewritten history, but I want you to continue to be brilliant!
The enemy has been shattered, but you still have many challenges ahead, next, the [Ingenuity Festival] and the [Golden Microphone Award], you must take it down for me, can you do it?"
Everyone shouted in unison, "Yes!"
"Can Li Li do it?"
Li Li said embarrassedly: "Enough!"
"I'll give you another chance, and I'll tell you to die, or I'll deduct your monthly bonus!" The director half folded his face, very serious.
Li Li was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Can't!"
"I like your modesty, I know you're talking the truth, waiting for the news of your victory!"
Li Li was stunned: "Huh?"
The director frowned and thought: "I heard that you have a habit of 'throwing hydrangeas'? Okay, get busy, I'm leaving." ”
As soon as the director finished speaking, all his colleagues instantly surrounded Li Li in the middle, and a pair of claws stretched out to Li Li, and then, Li Li vacated again, and the lamp on the roof of the shed was close and far away from him......
Li Li lamented: "Let me down, it's dangerous! Why do you always come to this set" Female comrades, female comrades pay attention to the element-"
Li Li glanced at it: Huh, I saw that all the female colleagues were hiding at the door far away, and they looked disgusted!
The girls said in their hearts: Look how you smeared us to take advantage of you this time?!
Li Li continued to lament: "Female comrades, I look down on you, take advantage of you and leave, who are you? Let them put me down!"
The women said:
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
[PS: I wish you all a happy new year, smooth work, good health, academic success, financial resources, all wishes, and all the best!]