Chapter 130: Criticize bad movies mercilessly

The audience soon discovered some changes in the style of this episode of the show, although the style of complaining about bad movies is consistent, but the post-production style is completely different from the mediocre and plain tone of the previous show, and the style has become very lively, close to the later style of online variety shows, but it has not reached the level of exaggeration in the later stage of online variety shows.

This is the biggest change in the program after Li Li was promoted to the editor-in-chief of the column, after repeated thinking, non-stop meetings and market research, and he was personally responsible for the adjustment of the style in the later stage.

Due to the seriousness of the TV platform, it is not appropriate to completely transplant the later style of the network comprehensive, and it is easy to get rid of it. Therefore, Li Li can only learn from it appropriately, and after testing the market, he keeps revising the style of the later stage of the show.

The post-effect of this episode of the show seems to be very surprising and pleasantly surprised by the audience, and it is basically a success!

After all, after such a pass, the audience wants to add chicken legs to the later stage, and Li Li feels a little full.

In the screening room, the show continues:

"The film "Jue Ji" tells the ...... Told ...... tells a story that the director didn't fully understand.

The total production cost of the film is nearly 200 million, and it will be released on September 29 this year, with a cumulative harvest of 360 million 'IQ tax',

In one fell swoop, it set a super low score of 3.2 points on the sprouts, and it is better than 2% of fantasy films, better than 2% of cartoons, and it is really quite 2 when you think about it.

During the publicity period, "Jue Ji" was known as the Chinese version of "Game of Thrones", which opened up a precedent for live-action CG movies in the history of Chinese films. Therefore, we walked into the theater with excitement about the technological leaps and bounds of domestic films, and then left silently with trepidation, and suddenly woke up: this is not the Chinese version of "Game of Thrones" at all, this is completely the "Small Times" version of "Game of Thrones"!

"Jue Ji" and "Little Times" are in the same vein, the same empty show-off, the same unnutritious lines, and the same paralyzed face from the assembly line of the same factory...... Although, one is a fantasy film and the other is an urban film.

As the Chinese version of "Game of Thrones", we can predict that the "Jue Ji" series will launch "Jue Ji 2" and "Jue Ji 3" one after another in the next year tomorrow and the year after tomorrow, and then it will really become extinct. In this way, the rating of "Jue Ji" is 3.2X3=9.6, which is comparable to the fourth season of "Game of Thrones". Come on!"

The barrage has completely exploded:

"Traces, extinction, haha!"

"Li Li is really bitter and sarcastic to the extreme, I love you so much. ”

"Fortunately, this is a TV platform, and it can also restrain Li Li, if he scolds on the street, Li Li may be able to say something that is angry and not worth his life!"

"What a poisonous tongue! Huaguo's No. 1 poisonous tongue is really not a waste of fame!"

""Jue Ji" is such a good movie, why discredit it?!"

"Didn't the host let the relevant fans avoid it, hurry up and go!"

"If you don't go, you won't go, why smear, this is obviously a film that will be recorded in the history of Chinese film!!The director has opened up a precedent for live-action CG!!"

……

Program:

"Jue Ji" claims to have opened up a precedent for live-action CG films in domestic films, and has been talked about by countless fans, but many people may ignore it, and those who set a precedent may be on the honor list, or they may be pressed on the pillar of shame.

For this 'monument' in the history of Chinese films, we offer a silent tribute.

Guo-style movies have an accurate pulse for young audiences, especially female audiences, from the "Little Times" tetralogy to "Jue Ji", which likes to gather a large number of traffic stars and pursue visual brilliance. "Jue Ji" even gathered Fan Bingbing, Wu Yifan, Chen Xuedong, Guo Caijie and other acting skills to play yu (an) with zero praise...... Stars with zero praise for their acting skills.

With the blessing of such a strong star lineup and live-action CG topicality, "Jue Ji" only won a box office of 360 million, and it lost a mess, which once again proves that the fan economy is unreliable!

However, audiences who especially prefer "Jue Ji" Please rest assured that "Jue Ji 2" will definitely be released, after all, the director, as a businessman, must get back the money lost this time!

Finally, after the criticism, let's also talk about the merits of this film!"

At this time, the screen of the program went black, and two big words popped up: No!!

The screen turned back to the recording studio, and Li Li said: "We will review the next film!"

In the screening room, everyone laughed!

"Haha!"

"Your show is too bad!"

"It's black!!"

"Leather, this stalk can be my laugh for a week. ”

……

Director Wang, who was lowering his hair, raised his head and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Well, you're missing the picture!"

"Oh, drag the progress bar back!"

Everyone is speechless, it's good to be a leader, whatever you want, we still want to continue to watch it!

Wang Tai said again: "Don't delay, refresh the page and look at the data." ”

The page refreshes, and a new set of data is revealed:

[Plays]: 2 million;

[Barrage]: 190,000;

[forward]: 100,000;

[Likes]: 1 million;

[Flower delivery]: 1.2 million;

[Shoot bricks]:——

"I'm a damn, I didn't get this result in 10 minutes?!" The director was dumbfounded, "This, this is much more popular than the last show!

Li Li said: "If you convert it to the equivalent time, it will increase the number of broadcasts by 81%!"

In the cheers of the crowd, the director said: "Wow, your show is going to explode! Hurry up, call your leaders, don't do it, I'll call it myself!"

Click the play button again and the show continues.

During the program:

When Li Li said, "When we commented on the next film, there was a choreographer outside the screen:

"Mr. Li, the audience's feedback, I strongly ask you to comment on the "Little Times" series in detail by the way when you comment on "Jue Ji". ”

Li Li frowned: "However, there are enough people who criticize "Little Times"!"

"Fans say, then they can't get enough of it!"

Li Li looked embarrassed: "In addition to the stiff appearance of the "Little Times" series, which can make the audience lick the screen hard, I, like everyone, really can't open my mouth to complain anymore, sorry!"

With that, Li Li bowed deeply to the screen.

Netizens: "......"

……

Yu Ya was working overtime in the office, and after receiving a call from Director Wang, she was surprised by the excellent data of the show on the Internet, she hurriedly walked out of the office and went straight downstairs, where she happened to meet the director in a hurry.

"Hantai!"

"Quick, go to the screening room of "Movie Guide", I guess I will make history tonight!"

Han Tai was holding his mobile phone, which was playing "Movie Guide", Yu Ya looked at the screen, but saw:

Li Li commented: "...... the film "Li Lei and Han Meimei" makes full use of the narrative methods and shooting techniques used in bad movies, and successfully combines the shortcomings of thousands of bad movies, setting an ultra-low score of 3.6 points for bean sprouts.

As a film with the names of "Li Lei" and "Han Meimei" worth 3.6 points, "Li Lei and Han Meimei" deserves its name!

For this naïve bad movie that my sister doesn't want to watch, it has also won a box office of 40 million, we can only sigh sadly: When will you be able to make a domestic death-type youth film?"

"Poof!" the director slapped his thigh, "Lidong! Haha, Li Liwen's personal style is really strong, and the lethality is really great! Let's go to the screening room!"

……

The films are being inventoried, and the worries of the family are on their faces.

In the living room of Li's house, on the smart TV network client, "Movie Guide" is playing, and the family members are sad!

On TV, Li Li is commenting on "Fairy Ball Wars"!

"Let's take stock of the Happy Family's accumulated bad deeds in film and television dramas over the years: "Hip Travel", "Happy Home", "Nana's Rose War", "Gardenia Blooming", ......

The film and television works of the Happy Family are like a big aunt, always arriving on time after an interval, and then making people suffer an unexpected physical and mental torture.

The film "Fairy Ball Wars" once again gave us a taste of the Happy Family's ability to entertain themselves and amuse fans in film and television dramas, and by the way, it revolutionized everyone's perception of bad movies: It turns out that bad movies can be so bad!

……”

Mother Li's face turned pale: "It's over, my son, I offended the person who said cross talk, offended the person who wrote the book, and then offended the most unoffended peers, how can I mess up in the future!"

Dad Li was very satisfied: "Actually, this is the courage and sense of justice that a man should have! They dare to make bad movies nakedly to make money, don't we dare to scold them nakedly?"

"It's easy for you to say, offend people, if you lose your job and can't get along in the film and television industry, what can you do!"

Dad Li said heroically: "What are you doing, my son is so good!"

Li's mother: "My son can't be a star if he works in other industries, why should I brag to others!"

Dad Li: "......"

Cherry: "......"

……

In the screening room, as the progress of the program kept advancing, one leader after another walked in in a hurry.

Minister Han is here;

Mr. Yu is here;

The director of the Literature and Art Channel is here;

The director of the sports channel came;

……

Colleagues kept getting up and giving up their seats to the leaders, and the screening room was once again restored to the grand occasion of the previous year: leaders gathered and staff were everywhere.

"Movie Guide" was indeed "snubbed", but I didn't expect it to be snubbed for only an hour.

The reviews of the ten bad movies are over, and the show is coming to an end.

On the screen, Li Li entered the painting again:

"When a film production team doesn't care about the quality of the finished film, but only chases the interests of capital, bad movies come into being.

All we can do for our tormented viewers is to silently remember the names of these directors and screenwriters, and hold our wallets tightly in case similar tragedies continue to happen.

Here, we would like to congratulate "Pure Heart, Dream Showbiz" again, under the impact of this batch of bad movies, once again it has retained its epic status without danger.

Who is the greatest sorrow for bad movies? It's not the director, it's not the market, it's the fanatical fans who send it to the box office and sing praises violently, one day you will understand that you can't stop singing love and love to him, and he sings "God of Wealth Arrives" to you!"

The program BGM sounded softly:

"The God of Wealth arrived, smiling

I send you all good things.

The God of Wealth arrives, welcomes the God of Wealth,

Welcome the God of Wealth through the door!"

"At the end of the show, I would like to say: for these directors who have brought us a lot of exclamation points to the movie, it is time for us to put an end to them.

One episode of the program can't bear the anger and sadness brought to us by the bad movies of 2018, and it will be rescheduled, and "18 Years of Bad Movies Supplement" continues!

See you next time!"

The barrage is tightly packed all over the screen:

"Don't go! I haven't seen enough!"

"What a joy!"

"I have all my grievances about bad movies, and Mr. Li helped me vent them all!"

"The Happy Family is like a big aunt in the film and television industry...... I'm rubbing, this metaphor is too vivid!"

"The host is really standing on the opposite side of all bad movies, he is immediately and fearless!"

I also want to complain: Attracted by the huge market cake, countless high-traffic IPs have been drooling into the ranks of directors, singers, writers, cross talk artists, actors, etc., as if directing has become a job with the lowest threshold. ”

……

The comment area under the show also quarreled:

"Serious accusation, "Jue Ji" is really not a director fooling people to shoot badly! Which film have you ever seen that uses CG technology? Ahh

"How does that sound like an ally?"

……

"How interesting "Fairy Ball Wars" is, it's really not a bad movie!"

"Then "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" is it?"

""Fierce Insects Crossing the River" is 100%!"

"What's the end of "Fierce Insects Crossing the River"?"

"I'm not a fan of it!"

……

"This episode of the show is rubbish! The host is blind, Chen Yihan in "Girlfriends 2" is simply beautiful!"

"You're mind-blind!"

"Li Li's episode of this show, he must be scolded! It's not the fans of "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors", or the fans of "Jue Ji", or the fans of "Fairy Ball Wars"! These fans think that their star works are not bad movies, haha!"

However, will the host turn a blind eye to bad movies because he is worried about the criticism of celebrity fans?

Li Li hold on, the only warrior in the film critic world, hold on, and leave the rest to us!"

……

Wow!

Netizens are starting to fight again!

Li Li was used to this, after all, he was often scolded, and he turned a blind eye to it.

The same is true for the rest of the column group, no show can please everyone, the show is for the general fans, not for accommodating anyone's fans!

Han Taichang got up excitedly and pointed, "Refresh quickly!"

Xiao Wang hurriedly refreshed the web page, and then everyone was boiling, but see:

[Views]: 10.13 million;

[Barrage]: 910,000;

[forward]: 500,000;

[Likes]: 6.23 million;

[Flower delivery]: 6.05 million;

[Shoot bricks]:——

Director Han was overjoyed and patted Li Li's shoulder vigorously: "Xiaoli, report the data!"

Li Li's shoulder ached, and he bared his teeth, "That, compared with the last program, the number of broadcasts has increased by 40%! The barrage has increased by 48%! The likes have increased by 60%, and the sending of flowers has increased by 58%. ”

"Wow, it's skyrocketing across the board! Compared with the last episode, it's half the volume, it's amazing!"

"Is it the credit of the New Year's Eve party, or the credit of the theme of our show!"

"I think it should be half and half, the New Year's Eve party showed our program and small gifts to the national audience, and it was very wonderful. As for the content of this episode, this is the mode that most netizens want to see the most. ”

"Yes, everyone is so sad and angry about the unscrupulous circle of money for bad movies!"

……

Han Tai said: "Hurry up, take a look at the network data of Youtai's "Movie World"!"

At this time, there was a sudden ringtone, and Li Li hurriedly connected the mobile phone, which was called by Soyu Video's own senior sister Ma Duoduo.

The other end of the phone: "Senior, congratulations, according to the data of the whole network that we know now, you are the first program to exceed 10 million views in the first hour of 2019!

When Li Li heard this, he smiled brightly, and couldn't help but blow a: "I'm also helpless!"

"What? Brother, wait a minute," Ma Duoduo was supposed to be communicating something with his colleagues, and quickly said, "Brother, the latest data shows that the seventh season of "Run, Brother" premiered tonight, and is currently broadcast exclusively on Cool Video for half an hour, and the number of views has exceeded 9 million, and they may create a New Year's record of more than 20 million views within an hour of the first broadcast. ”

Li Li was stunned and asked, "Then are we the first program in 2019 to break 10 million within an hour of its premiere?"

"Yes!"

"Oh, isn't that the end of it? I'm not proud!"

"Huh?"

Li Li's mentality is particularly good, although the record of 10 million views in the first hour of the first broadcast set in the first week of the new year is likely to be refreshed by "Run, Brother" with a double score, but Li Li directly turned a blind eye.

After all, it is not on a track, and the niche literary and artistic program has reached this level, Li Li is satisfied, at least temporarily!

Compared with the running man and the limit with a total of more than 10 billion views on the Internet, he can't even think of it when he crosses 10 times, there is no possibility at all!

Li Li's goal is to be an eternal classic in niche programs!

If you really want to compare with variety shows, you have to compare with Youtai's "Movie World"!

Li Li glanced at the screen, and the comparison with the data of Youtai jumped into his heart.

Li Li hurriedly reported to the director: "Director, the network data of this issue of their "Movie World" has shrunk seriously, and we have surpassed them in network data for the first time!

Han Taichang waved his hand: "No need!"

Li Limuran: "Huh?"

"It's not worth mentioning!" Director Han walked out the door with his hands behind his back, "Go home and sleep, and wait for tomorrow morning's ratings!"

Don't take the enemy lightly, Director.

Li Li glanced at the screen, well, it's indeed a little not worth mentioning!

Then he also carried his hands behind his back, learning the steps of the director, to go!

Yu Ya frowned and grabbed him, "Don't pretend, say!"

Li Li smiled, put away his naughty attitude, and said seriously: "Mr. Yu, we have won!"

In terms of playback, we surpassed "Movie World" for the first time!

On the barrage, we surpassed "Movie World"!

【Send flowers】【Like】【Forward】Data, we have always been ahead and have never been surpassed!

As long as the ratings lead again tomorrow morning, we will end this protracted competition with the data of leading data across the board!"

Wow!

Applause, exclamations, and praises from outsiders in the column group instantly filled the screening room.

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