In the living room, grandpa was talking endlessly, Li Li couldn't help but be a little shocked by this, he remembered a classic saying: Your uncle will always be ...... No, no, your grandfather will always be your grandfather.

Li Li asked curiously: "Grandpa, why do the original clothes attract men's coveting?

Grandpa took out a cigarette and lit it leisurely, "You know dopamine, right?"

Li Li nodded: "I know!"

"Fetishes are directly related to dopamine, which is the brain's transmitter of information, and this secretion is related to the person's erotic feelings...... According to the survey report, fetishes are more common in men, but Joseph believes that in fact, fetishes are not much different in terms of male and female genders, but women are in a state of repression......"

Grandpa talked endlessly, Li Li listened carefully, and he suddenly felt that his knowledge reserve was still too shallow, just like Joseph repeatedly mentioned in his grandfather's mouth, Li Li didn't understand it if he was shallow in his studies.

He's decided he's going to spend a lot of time walking into the library and recharging himself again.

"Grandpa, is fetish a disease?"

"Medically calculated, but Joseph doesn't agree, everyone has a fetish plot, either overt or implicit-"

Li Li asked curiously, "Grandpa, do you really know this Joseph, do you have any books that you can recommend to me?"

Grandpa: "Uh...... It's a pity that he's 'talking but not doing'!"

Grandma gave him a fierce look, "Can your grandfather not understand?" Joseph is your grandfather's pen name, and he has been fooling with 'Joseph' for half his life, from the last century to 2o19, hum!"

Li Li: "......"

"Hah!haha!" Grandpa laughed dryly, "But what I said has a certain truth, as we all know, the first sex store in China opened in 1993, in fact, I have been secretly selling for many years at this time!

Grandma said: "No one is as good as you, right? The professor is not as good as you, right?

Dad Li sighed helplessly: "It's too late to instruct!"

Li Li: "......"

Li's mother smiled: "Don't really say it, the professors in this area of the university may not be much better than my father, they talk a lot on paper, and there are a set of theories, and few can be linked to reality." Dad, that's at the forefront of exploration!"

Grandpa walked to the balcony with his hands behind his back, picked up the corner of the curtain and looked out, and exclaimed: "Is there really someone secretly taking pictures? This entertainment reporter doesn't have a holiday during the New Year?" Grandpa suddenly said worriedly, "Eh, isn't that it, grandson, you can't open the curtains at home in the future?"

"That's not going to happen, your grandson hasn't reached this 1eve1 yet, and they came to me on the first day of the new year this year when I was on the hot spot. As soon as my hot spot passed, they went to the others. ”

At this time, the old lady walked into the living room and shouted, "The dumplings are ready, Xiaoli didn't eat in the morning and drove over, right? ”

The two dining tables were unfolded, and the family members sat down one after another, and everyone asked Li Li about his work while eating dumplings.

The little nephew was full after eating a few dumplings, he held Li Li's mobile phone and swayed, and kept saying: "Uncle, a netizen from Liao Yuan said that after watching the "Morning News" just now, I think you are so well-educated and knowledgeable. Some people uploaded photos of you at the entrance of the community on Weibo, and said that you are not only good-looking, but also real!"

The third uncle smiled: "Your uncle has read a lot, except for 'One Year Old in the Sound of Firecrackers', I haven't read the other two poems." ”

The old aunt said: "You haven't read it, is there anything worth mentioning about this? By the way, Xiaoli, what are our Huaguo poems about celebrating the New Year?"

"There are a lot, festivals, but they are basically sad tones, and there are very few pure descriptions of the New Year. ”

"Really?"

"Well, for example, in Gao Shi's "Except the Night" in the Tang Dynasty, the cold lights of the hotel are sleepless, and the guest heart is sad. The hometown thinks of thousands of miles tonight, and the frost sideburns are another year in the Ming Dynasty. ”

Another example is Yu Qian's "Except for the Night Taiyuan Cold", a message to Tianyake, light cold and sorrowful. The spring breeze is not far away, only at the east end of the house.

There is also Liu Changqing's "New Year's Works", the nostalgia of the new year, and the world is unique. The old is under the people, and the spring returns to the guest first.

……”

The second aunt pulled the little nephew and said: "Look at how powerful your uncle is, he knows so many ancient poems, just pour it out and it's a big basket, and then look at you kid, in addition to playing games or playing games, learn from your uncle, and memorize more ancient poems!"

The little nephew was very dissatisfied, pouting and saying, "I will too, goose goose goose, song to the sky!"

With laughter, breakfast was simply finished.

Huang Xiaomin lifted the curtain and glanced out the window, the citizens downstairs had already dispersed, and the community was restored to its original state. She glanced at the opposite building again and said, "Mr. Li, the paparazzi seem to be gone." ”

Li Li stretched his waist, "Thank God!"

The uncle was a little surprised: "Walking so fast, I see the queen of heaven and the king of them, and the paparazzi often squat outside the villa week after week!"

Li Li smiled: "Don't you say it, aren't you the king and queen of heaven!"

At this time, Li Li received a call from Taiwan, informing him to return to Taiwan to work.

No way, the holidays of TV people are too pitiful, and there is no concept of weekends and holidays.

However, this line of work is very busy, and it is really idle when it is free.

Grandpa asked, "Eldest grandson, when will you go back?"

"Grandpa, I have to go back to Spring City tomorrow. ”

"Can't you stay a few more days so early?" said Grandma reluctantly.

"I can only stay for one day this time, it's been a busy time lately, I can't accompany you more, and when I'm busy for a while, I'll take a few more days off. ”

Li's mother suddenly said: "If you leave tomorrow, then go see your uncle today!"

"My uncle?" asked Li Li in surprise.

"It's the uncle who always gave you candy when I was a child, and your Aunt Dong, too, go and see. ”

Li Li was shocked again: "My Aunt Dong?"

"Aunt Dong, you forgot, I still fed you milk when I was a child! By the way, your third uncle and grandfather also went to see it? The second aunt is divorced, and life is not easy, so when you go to see it, you leave a few hundred yuan for others. ”

Third uncle and grandfather?

Second aunt?

These names that have faded in his memory, Li Li is very vague, he has never been to see these "relatives" when he has been back to his grandmother's house all these years?

Dad Li rolled his eyes, "Don't listen to your mother, vain, your mother wants to show off her 'artistic achievements'!"

Li Li suddenly woke up when he heard this, oh, this means!

At this time, I saw Li's mother suddenly walk to the hanger and open the satchel, Li Li's face suddenly tightened, couldn't she bring the newspaper she saved last year?

Mama Li took out her wallet, took out a wad of money and said, "You kid doesn't have much money now, I'll give you some, you can buy more things." I don't like to listen to your father, I always think of me like this, am I so vulgar? Even if it is vulgar, I am also vulgar with a conscience!

Eh, what kind of sweat are you wiping?"

Li Li smiled: "I thought you brought the newspaper, it scared me to death!"

"Oh mom, you reminded me, I almost forgot, wait a minute, I'll show you the newspaper!"