Li Li's life suddenly appeared a lot of relatives, some took the initiative to visit, some of the mother asked her to bring gifts to visit the New Year, and the names that have been vague in everyone's memory have become familiar one by one.

During this year's Spring Festival holiday, Li Li was very nervous, and finally found time to stay at his grandmother's house for a day, but he didn't expect to need to run to relatives most of the time.

Running relatives all over Liaoyuan City, except for Li Li, everyone was very happy, especially Cherry, her palm-sized backpack was almost stuffed with red envelopes.

It was already more than 8 o'clock in the evening, and Li Li dragged his tired body into the car.

"Xiaoli, come often when you have time!"

"Second brother, I'll send you sticky bean bags in the mail after a while!"

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The car started moving, and Cherry excitedly grabbed her mother's arm, "Mom, who are we going to next?"

Li Li was a little surprised, this kid is really energetic!

Because the time is very tight, they go to their relatives' houses, basically put down the gifts and chat for about 20 minutes and then drive away, and those relatives and friends who have a good relationship also visit them all over the day.

The Chinese New Year is quite tiring, but in the festive atmosphere of laughter and laughter, I don't feel too tired.

The next morning, under the reluctant gaze of grandparents, the family prepared to return.

Grandma's eyes were wet, and she grabbed Li Li's hand and said, "Eldest grandson, when will you come back, grandma hasn't been close enough." ”

"Grandma, I'll be back on May Day. ”

Grandpa instructed, "When you come back, bring your girlfriend!"

"Grandma, then I won't come back on May Day!"

"Haha, eldest grandson, pay attention to rest, fame and fortune are not the most important thing!" grandma instructed.

Grandpa said, "It's not the most important thing, but you have to keep working hard!" Joseph once said——"

Grandma said, "Joseph said, your grandfather is right!"

Amid everyone's laughter, the car started and returned to Spring City.

Dad Li said, "I'll go to your uncle's house in a while." ”

Cherry asked suspiciously: "Why do I have so many uncles? This uncle, that uncle, so many uncles!"

Dad Li suddenly smiled bitterly: "More than 20 years ago, you didn't have an uncle!"

"No one asks about the poor in the downtown area, but the rich have distant relatives in the mountains. Eh, where does this sentence come from?" said Li's mother.

Li Li: ""Zengguang Xianwen": No one asks about the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains. Who has no one behind their backs, and who doesn't say anything in front of them? Rich people speak the truth, and no money speaks truthfully. If you don't believe it, look at the wine in the feast, and persuade the rich first. ”

"When we didn't give birth to Xiaoli at the beginning, we were so miserable!" Dad Li sighed, reminiscing about his youth.

In the memories of this mottled youth, the car drove into a rural area on the outskirts of Liaoyuan, where Uncle Li Li's family lived.

This uncle is Li's father's cousin, and when they were children, the two of them collaborated to commit crimes, and they didn't cause much trouble.

came to the uncle's house, where Li Li enjoyed the treatment of the monkeys watching the zoo, bah bah ...... enjoyed the treatment of the stars holding the moon.

There are people piled up outside the courtyard wall, and there are some people who are lying on the courtyard wall and looking inside, everyone is holding up their mobile phones and even holding a single reverse camera inside.

Li Li sat cross-legged on the kang, he kept moving his buttocks, the kang was too hot, and he was no different from the squid on the iron plate at this time.

There is a characteristic in the countryside, when there are guests coming to the door in winter, the kang and fire walls at home will burn very hot, for fear that the guests will be cold, and the result must be the opposite, and the heat will be to death.

The uncle asked, "Xiaoli, is there any object?"

This kind of question, yesterday and today, Li Li has been asked 10,000 times, and it is estimated that it is also the most headache for all single young people of suitable age.

"Not yet!"

"Uncle will introduce you to one, that girl is very beautiful, she works as a nurse in the Provincial People's Hospital, and she is fine-"

The eldest aunt interrupted: "Use you to introduce me? My eldest nephew is going to fall in love with a female star, and my eldest nephew has a high standard for choosing a mate!"

Li Li corrected, "Actually, it doesn't have to be a star, ordinary girls are also very good, I don't care about this." ”

The uncle waved his hand and said proudly: "Look at it, what am I talking about? Xiaoli people don't pick this! You don't know, the current male stars don't like to find people in the circle, that Liu Ye from our Spring City, did he find a French daughter-in-law?"

Li Li smiled, he glanced out the window, only to see the door suddenly open, and two people walked in, looking like mother and daughter in age.

The uncle didn't pay attention to the window, and was still asking: "What is the standard for Xiaoli to find a partner? In addition to the nurses, I will introduce you to a few more." ”

Li's mother replied: "We really don't have any requirements, everyone knows that I am very open-minded and easy-going, whoever gives me a daughter-in-law will enjoy it!"

However, it's the best, the education must be at least a bachelor's degree, how can you get 211, 985, right? Be filial to your parents, be diligent and thrifty, be thrifty, don't be lower than 160, have a good character, don't do it, you have to love reading, you know every day that you chat and play games, stinky and beautiful selfie girls, let's not ...... By the way, don't have a girl with a tattoo, and if you have a tattoo of another man's name, then you can't do it...... I'm thinking about it, and I'll add to it later. ”

Dad Li: "......"

Everyone: "......"

The uncle asked again, "What about the opinion of the eldest nephew?"

"Just look good. Li Liyan said succinctly, and pointed out the window, "Uncle, someone from your house is here." ”

The uncle looked out the window, "Isn't this Ma Hong?"

"Ma Hong?" Dad Li frowned and looked out the window, "This is our high school classmate." ”

"That's right, when I was in high school, you and Ma Hong studied the best in the class, if Ma Hong's college entrance examination results were not replaced by others, she would be a big professor like you!

Dad Li sighed at this time and sighed, "Fate!"

Mama Li gave him a blank look, "Isn't fate unfair? If this Ma Hong hadn't been impersonated and went to college, what would happen to me? ”

Dad Li shuddered, and hurriedly said: "I can take a fancy to her? It's really interesting! How high my vision is, everyone knows this, I didn't like so many girls on blind dates when I was young!, right?"

Everyone nodded their heads.

"My second brother is indeed yes!"

"Well, there are a lot of girls who remember to write love letters to the second brother! The second brother was handsome and chic when he was young, he went on blind dates so many times, and he met so many excellent girls, but the second brother didn't like it. As a result, I was fascinated by the second sister-in-law, and the second sister-in-law, why are you so attractive?"

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Mother Li blinked, "Lao Li, didn't you say that you didn't have a girl before you met me?"

Dad Li was stunned, finished, after more than 20 years of pretending, he still accidentally revealed his stuffing! He hurriedly changed the topic, got up and walked to the door: "Why is she here? I'll pick up my old classmates." ”

After a while, Father Li and Auntie welcomed the mother and daughter into the room.

In a burst of greetings, the girl with red and swollen eyes peeked at Li Li from time to time, and she looked restrained and shy.

The situation has changed people too much, Ma Hong is the same age as Li's father and Li's mother, less than 45, but Ma Hong has already shown his old state, the corners of his eyes are full of wrinkles, the hands that are in charge of farming are very rough, and the bones and joints are extraordinarily large.

When Ma Hong was chatting with everyone, she suddenly looked at Li Li: "Does this kid have a partner?"

Gotcha!+1!

In the future, during the New Year's holidays, can you write this question down?

"Auntie, not yet!"

"Yo, you don't have a girlfriend if you're so good?

Li Li collapsed, in the face of this standard stylized series of questions, Li Li wanted to cry without tears, look at it, and then I have to ask what are the requirements for the woman!

Ma Hong asked, "What kind of girl do you like, are there any requirements for height, weight, and education?"

Check it out, sure enough!

Dad Li pointed to the girl and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with this girl in your family?"

"Hey!" Ma Hong sighed and brought the topic back to the main point, "Yu Fei said that she wanted to apply for the film academy, I don't agree, I've been making trouble with me at home these days, I heard that you are here today, she said that she wants to avenge her grievances and let Xiaoli give her justice!"

Li Li smiled when he heard this, and a golden crescent moon seemed to have been born on his forehead.

Li's mother didn't understand: "If the child wants to report, he can report it, why stop it?"

"Can anyone be a star? Isn't that a pipe dream? Having that time to study hard with peace of mind and sprint to get a good undergraduate exam is the right way. You're right?"

Dad Li shook his head: "If the child has a dream, let her try! Whether she can succeed is one thing, and whether she tries it or not is another!"

"Isn't that a delay in taking the university entrance examination? Learning to change your fate, I always tell her! Look at it, your Uncle Li is the most typical example! And your mother and I are also the most typical tragic example!"

Dad Li sighed: "Times have changed, there are too many factors that can change a person's fate, and learning has become an ordinary factor." Don't stop the child from chasing his dreams, besides, this child is very beautiful, isn't it a small gift?"

Li Li nodded, "Well, it's pretty beautiful." ”

Li Li is just being polite, in fact, this girl is not very beautiful, she belongs to the in-looking and friendly type, and her temperament is very neighborly, her cheeks are thin, her eyes are big, and she is full of an innocent and pitiful state, but this state may be related to her current state of mind.

Ma Hong said stubbornly: "Chasing dreams, it's a dream in itself, it's unrealistic! Besides, the college entrance examination will be taken soon, won't this affect the child's undergraduate entrance examination?"

Li Li asked, "How is the child's study?"

"I scored 328 points in the final joint entrance examination. ”

Li Li hurriedly buried his head in the kang and held back his laughter. We're not a joke about people's low scores, this is absolutely not! We laugh so hard that we can't recognize the reality! With a score of 328 points, how lucky can we be admitted to the undergraduate program in 4 months?

Li Lizhen wanted to tell this aunt that at present, between the undergraduate examination and the art school examination, it seems that there is a greater chance of being admitted to an art school.

After all, if you go to an art school, you can barely pass the line of cultural classes.

Li Li sorted out his expression, raised his head and said, "Actually, you can also try, there is one more way, besides, children like art." ”

Hearing Li Li's support, Wang Yufei instantly raised her neck, and she said excitedly: "Look! My brother said so, you are stubborn!"

"Am I stubborn?

"I haven't tried it, how do you know it's unrealistic?"

……

The mother and daughter argued again, and when Li Li saw this, he said: "Yufei, I'll leave you a phone number, if you want to apply for an art school, if you don't understand anything, call me." ”

Wang Yufei said happily: "Thank you, brother!"

Ma Hong asked at this time: "Child, is your entertainment industry particularly chaotic?

Li Li smiled: "It's chaotic in every circle, and it's chaotic in the academic circle, but it's not highly exposed to the media lens, right, Dad? ”

The reason why Ma Hong asked this question, Li Li guessed that one of the reasons why she did not agree with her daughter's admission to art school was that she was worried that the water was too muddy and that her daughter would be deceived. Pity the hearts of parents all over the world!

Leaving the uncle's house, ending the trip to Liao Yuan, the car sped on the provincial highway and returned.

Li Li sat in the co-pilot, he took out the two red envelopes given by his grandparents from his backpack, opened them and saw that his grandparents gave 1,000 yuan each, a total of 2,000 yuan.

Li's mother asked, "2,000 yuan?"

"Hmm!"

Seeing this, Cherry also opened her small backpack and took out a large stack of red envelopes, and she asked, "Mom, can I open it now?"

"Look. ”

The cherries were dismantled one by one, and there were 1,000 of them, 500 of them, and at least 200 pieces.

Mother Li said: "Okay, leave it to me!"

Cherry slammed a bunch of red envelopes into the bag, holding them in her arms and not letting go, "Uncle, they all said, this is for me, for me, for me, for me!!They won't let me give it to you!!"

"You give it to me, I will save it for you, and when you get married in the future, I will buy you a wedding dress and buy you a dowry!"

Cherry pouts and is completely insensitive!

Mama Li thought for a while: "Save money to buy you something delicious!"

"I can buy it now!!" "Cherries are not stupid, they can buy them now, why should they let her buy delicious ones later?"

Mama Li: "Uh......"

This little problem can't be solved, Li Li is also speechless, he said: "Our mother saved money for you, in order to buy a kind of machine, this machine is called 'food vending machine', it can produce a lot of delicious food, installed in the bedroom, press the corresponding button if you want to eat, and it will pop out!"

Cherry asked suspiciously, "Don't you have to go to the supermarket?"

"Of course not, this machine is much more advanced than the vending machine, with a full range of types, you can eat whatever you want, and you can eat it for a lifetime, you can eat when you want, and you can eat it when you want, and you can be full in bed!"

"Brother, you're lying! Are you going to lose the delicious food in the machine?"

"The manufacturer regularly brings you inventory! Whatever you like to eat, I will store more for you!"

"Really?"

"Of course!"

Cherry winked cutely upwards with a head full of happy images of lying in the snack pile, and she suddenly asked, "Can Siri?"

"Of course you can! You tell it what it wants to eat, and it will fall straight into its hand!"

Cherry was overjoyed, she suddenly sent the small bag tightly in her arms to Li's mother, and said excitedly: "Mom, here you go!"

At this moment, Li Li has already made up the scene many years later, and when the slim cherry recalls the old things, he must point to his nose and scold: "Brother, you once helped to abuse!"

Cherry hummed happily in her mouth, and couldn't hold back her longing for the food vending machine, she asked eagerly, "Mom, how much money do we have to buy it?"

"It's still 2,000 left!" a wicked smile swayed at the corner of Li's mother's mouth.

"2000?" Cherry instantly looked at her brother with flattery!

Mama Li looked at him with a wicked smile on her face, Cherry looked at him with longing, Dad Li looked at him with special sympathy, Li Li looked at him with remorse, and thought of a lot of Chinese words at this time:

Pull the ladder up behind you!

Unload the mill and kill the donkey!

Rabbit dead dog steamed!

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And a few years later, the slim cherry's "clapping and applauding": "Brother, this is retribution!"