Chapter 59: Full House

The barrage on the screen densely packed the screen, obscuring the picture, and the enthusiasm of netizens to speak was unprecedentedly high:

"There is no doubt that the big movie "Run, Brother" is a bad movie, and I can't stand it as a die-hard fan!"

"As a hardcore male fan, I also want to scold this bad movie, there is no such circle of money!"

"I hate entertainment shows the most sensational tears, a lot of people in their thirties and forties, aren't they embarrassed to play a game and be crooked?"

"Teacher Li, 'we-are-tired logging', 'Are you a pig?' 'You use your head to make games', 'What-are-you do what's the matter' and other running men's golden sentences have all been smashed back, you use your strength to use this trick well!"

"It's also nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good, Mr. Li?"

"Did you secretly make up the lessons?"

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The barrage filled the screen, and the desire of netizens to interact with this episode of the show was too strong.

On the silver screen, the show continues:

The "Where Are You Going, Dad" series of variety shows premiered in 2013, and as soon as it was broadcast, it quickly became popular all over the country, and gave birth to several cute baby parent-child columns, touching filial piety columns, and passers-by "different brothers and sisters" columns.

"Where Are You Going, Dad" successfully turned the cute babies into a group of little stars, and fully interpreted the phrase "father is more expensive than son".

With the popularity of the show, the innocent smiles of the cute babies infected the national audience, and also provoked the ambition of some people to squeeze the residual value of the cute babies.

Such a parent-child variety show on the screen is destined to attract a large number of audiences to bring their wives and children into the theater, and the theater is also destined to sound warm laughter from time to time, for some audiences, these are enough. Willing to take the bait with money is better than a fraud film with a hundred "Dream Showbiz", right?

But the audience can't help but have a question, is it necessary to put the program that should be broadcast on the TV platform on the big screen?

Although most of us want to see the bright faces of cute babies, we are always inexplicably disgusted by the so-called big movie and moving into the theater to make money with heat, and subconsciously hold our wallets.

However, compared with the big movie "Run, Brother", "Where Are You Going, Dad" still looks better.

At least the smiles of the cute babies are real;

At least the scenery of the zoo is also good;

At least the viewing process is not too embarrassing;

At least the whole movie is complete;

"Where Are You Going, Dad 1" frantically harvested 700 million at the box office, and released "Where Are You Going, Dad 2" in February of the following year, and vowed to break the box office of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

The ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus said, 'You can't step into the same river twice!', and I don't think the audience will fall into the same pit twice!'

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The barrage responded enthusiastically with the content of the program:

"One pit down twice?haha!"

"Good, well criticized!"

"Cultured people complain the most deadly!"

"Fun!

"I've been unhappy watching variety shows for a long time, I went to watch it once and was cheated once, thank you Mr. Li for doing justice for us!"

"What you criticize is our heartfelt words! Mr. Li, you are the spokesperson of our audience!"

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On-screen:

"When we launched the questionnaire, some fans asked when "Where Are You Going, Dad 3" will start filming and when will it be released. I want to say that everyone should not wait for "Where Are You Going, Dad 3", just treat "Dad" as lost, after all, money is not easy to earn.

Finally, a warm reminder to the "Where Are You Going, Dad" column group: Please don't use your child's innocent smile as an ATM repeatedly, the market is becoming more and more rational, and sooner or later your balance will be insufficient!"

The director laughed: "The balance is insufficient, this sentence is beautiful!"

Editor-in-chief: "It's not bad if 'Dad' is lost, Xiaoli's copywriting is always scathing, which makes people laugh, scolding people without dirty words, and being so angry that he vomits blood, when did you develop the problem of mouth damage?"

Li Li smiled innocently, his face was innocent and innocent, harmless to humans and animals.

On the silver screen: "The domestic market has mined the value of variety shows and tried to put them on the big screen, starting with a movie called "Happy Fire Boy", which is a movie derived from "Happy Boy 2007".

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In the next program content, Li Li completely sorted out the development of variety show movies, "Happy Fire Boy", "Let's Date", "The Voice of China: Turn Around for You", ...... and Extreme Challenge: Royal Treasure!

Half an hour later, the show came to an end, and it was time to wrap up:

"From the box office trough of 5.25 million in "Happy Fire Boy", to the box office peak of 700 million in "Where Are You Going Dad 1", and then to the dilemma of "Extreme Challenge: Royal Treasure" falling to 125 million box office.

The cold winter of the much-criticized variety show movie referred to by Qianfu is coming, but don't expect it to really withdraw from the stage of history, in terms of enthusiasm for making money, our lower limit is often the upper limit of some people.

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We have to think about a question, in addition to the hard truth of making money, what is the significance of variety shows on the screen? What are the special advantages of variety shows compared with TV programs, and it is worth the audience to spend dozens of dollars to go into the cinema and watch a movie that is not clear whether it should be called a movie?

Could it be that its advantage is just that the screen has been changed and the "face" looks bigger?"

A pun on the word, once again detonated the website barrage!

"Who do you say has a big face? Is the image enlarged, or is it the big face of those who are making money? Haha, poisonous tongue salute!"

"Poisonous Tongue Ceremony!"

"Poisonous Tongue Ceremony!"

"Poisonous Tongue Ceremony!"

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On the silver screen: "We are not polite to say that variety shows are a deformed product spawned by a typical fan effect, a cancer that stirs up the film market."

I don't say this because we mind that some people are breaking new ground in the genre of film. On the contrary, we respect the commercial market, but can you respect the audience? Even if the show is so much better than it is on TV, we don't say anything.

Many viewers are curious, why do shoddy variety shows and movies that make it clear that there is a good market?

In fact, the reason is very simple, for many young audiences, as long as there are stars they like on the screen, even if they stand there and giggle for an hour and a half, there will be people vying to contribute to the box office.

This is one of the important reasons for the high box office bad movies. Fans, we really can't stop all kinds of bad movies so arrogant, so arrogant that they don't bother to hide their perfunctory or even blasphemous films.

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We made this episode because we were so scared of the future that we had a suspicion that movies like the following might emerge in the future:

The big movie "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", the big movie "Everyday Upward", ......the big movie "News Network", and the IMAX version of the "Movie Guide" movie.

By the way, the IMAX version of "Movie Guide", do you want to watch it?"

The barrage instantly unifies the formation:

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

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In the screening room, after everyone saw this barrage, they instantly laughed back and forth.

Li Li, who was sitting on the chair, smiled bitterly, why are the audience so skinny now?

The show is finally coming to an end with a burst of laughter.

"Finally, I would like to give a word to all Chinese variety show movies, any attempt to pull "Dream Showbiz" off the throne of the bad movie altar is wishful thinking and beyond your strength, at least no matter how bad people are, it is barely a movie, and you have already lost at the starting line.

That's all there is to this episode, I'm Li Li, we'll see you next time!"

The director took the lead in applauding: "Okay, good! Ruthless, spicy, and poisonous, watching this episode is very venting, keep it up!"

"Thank you, Director, let's keep up the good work!"

After the warm applause stopped, the editor-in-chief suddenly urged: "Xiao Wang, quickly refresh the webpage and take a look at the network data!"

Everyone in the screening room couldn't sit still!