This is the first time Li Li has seen a living director.

He is in his fifties, wears gold-rimmed glasses, is thin, not tall, but has a lot of aura.

Li Li bowed down and greeted: "Hello, director!"

"Xiaoli, I heard Xiao Wang say, basically every time he passes by your office late at night, he can see you working overtime. It's good for young people to work hard, but also pay attention to rest!"

"Director, I'm still young and can hold up. ”

The director said: "Don't put too much pressure on yourself, travel lightly, the work is not completed in one day, and you must pay attention to the combination of work and rest." Of course, this is for you, everyone else has to work hard and keep up with the progress!"

In the screening room, everyone laughed with the director.

"In recent years, Taili's talents have withered, and there is no green and yellow, when we were worried, I didn't expect to meet a talent like you, or Xiaoya's discernment. ”

Editor-in-chief Wu said: "Director, what you said is not accurate. ”

"Huh, how is it inaccurate?"

"It's not a discerning eye, during the interview, Xiaoli was radiant and overwhelmed, and Xiaoli's talent can't be hidden if you want to. ”

The director smiled: "Yes, yes, I said something wrong!" patted Li Li's shoulder again, and the director sighed, "What a talent." ”

Li Li smiled shyly: "Director, you have won the award, I still have a lot of problems to improve, there is a lot of room for improvement, I will definitely continue to work hard, live up to the cultivation of the director, and strive to contribute my own strength to the station." ”

"Okay, okay, that's good! Come, Xiaoli sit next to me. ”

The leaders of the station sat down one after another, with Yu Ya on the left hand side of the director and Li Li on the right hand side. He cordially talked to Li Li about family life, did not talk about work, and inquired about the situation at home and personal life.

This is called not overstepping, and it is also called showing leadership affinity.

Xiao Wang was busy pouring tea and water, everyone laughed and talked with each other, and the harmonious atmosphere temporarily dispelled everyone's nervousness, but when 11 o'clock just arrived, everyone instantly stared straight at the silver screen, and the air seemed to condense for a while.

Xiao Wang swiped the webpage, and the fifth episode of "Movie Guide" was launched on time!

"Hello everyone, welcome to watch the "Movie Guide" exclusively titled and broadcast by Soyu Video, I am your good friend, Li Li!

Today, our program content will focus on a new genre in the Chinese film market - variety movies.

Before doing this episode, we were very embarrassed, a variety movie, saying that it is a movie, is obviously unconvincing in a narrow sense, saying that it is a variety show, but it has been moved to the big screen.

We once refused to comment on this kind of nondescript fan movie, but in order to make some contributions to the order of Kuangzheng's Chinese film market, we still decided to wade into this troubled water. ”

As soon as the show was launched, the barrage took off instantly:

"Hey, variety show movie, everyone, Mr. Li is 100% going to complain!"

"Warm reminder, there must be high energy ahead!"

"Visually, a lot of black powder is coming again!"

"Attention keyboard warriors, prepare to fight and protect Mr. Li's safety!"

……

Li Li looked at the screen in a daze, hey!

On the silver screen:

"The first variety show movie we introduced, it won the following major awards: the most disappointing small and medium-cost film in the 7th Golden Broom Awards, and the most scummy Chinese film in the bean dregs unit of the 6th Bean Sprouts Film Xin Xiang Award.

This well-deserved film is the big movie "Run, Brother".

"Run, Brother" was filmed in six days, with a box office of 79 million on the first day, a box office of more than 200 million in three days, and finally a successful 440 million yuan.

Let's start with movie scene scheduling, eh......

Let's talk about the soundtrack first, eh......

Forget it, let's just complain.

Buying tickets and walking into the cinema, we knew that what we saw would be a movie version of a variety show, but when the film ended, we were completely shocked, and we never thought that the production level of the movie version was far inferior to that of a TV variety show.

We put up with the childish plot imposed on the game, the mediocre editing, the lack of a lot of story information, and we also put up with it, but just one game can be sensational, we are a little embarrassed, and highly suspicious of life.

The whole movie consists of two games, the first part of the game is about...... Be...... It's boring. The content of the second game is more boring.

The general plot is like this, Guo Jingfei was out first, Wang Baoqiang followed closely out, Xie Yilin reported that Yiyi was a white tiger, reported wrong, and was out. Yiyi reported Sister A, wrong, and she was out, and Chen He, who was reported by Zheng Kai, was out by herself. Chen He reported Li Chen, the report was successful, and it was over!

Then, let's take a look at the list of creators and say to them in turn:

'Director, out!

Screenwriter, out!

'Run, Brother', out!'

……”

In the screening room, the leaders laughed:

"Eh, the copywriting was written by Xiaoli again, right?"

"The usual Li Li-style complaining made me laugh to death. ”

"Let's stop talking, let's see!"

……

In-screen:

“……

For this variety show that will desecrate the art of cinema and be extremely unqualified on the TV platform when it enters the cinema, we just want to ask at this moment: what-are-you what?

The editor-in-chief burst into laughter instantly, choking on this saliva and tears came out of his eyes.

Lao Kong: "You also watch this variety show?"

"Ahem, um, ahem. ”

In-screen:

"The narration at the end of the film says: 'When someone asked him how he felt about failure, he said, 'I was wrong. ’’

The White Tiger mission failed, and of course the film failed. But as for whether the creators admit their mistakes, we don't know.

But we must be wrong, and when we walk out of the theater, we should be silently asking, 'Are we pigs?'

The promotional slogan before the release of "Run, Circle Money" ...... "Run, Brother" reads 'Laugh out of abs', and we admit that there is still laughter in the theater, but it comes from the post-dubbing in the stereo.

"Run, Brother" advertises itself as a comedy variety show, and has the word-of-mouth blessing of ace variety shows, but it has achieved a level that is even more difficult to laugh than the Spring Festival Gala, and countless viewers are shocked and incomprehensible.

We have to be full of sympathy for the creators, and you guys are quite tragic to make the comedy like this!

At the same time, we are also full of admiration for the creators, you really have the courage to circle money nakedly!

Finally, I gave a sentence to "Run, Brother", playing games depends on the head, but you can't use your ass to make movies?

……”

The leaders in the screening room laughed and bent over.

"Xiaoli, you have used all kinds of stalks in the running man to transform into a realm!"

"Borrow the popular golden sentence in the running man to complain about them, what is this called in Tai Chi, borrow strength!"

"Xiaoli you, what is good about you, I can only say, I have won my heart, haha!"

"Everyone, keep watching!"

Screen:

"Next, out of international humanitarian concern, we will stop the whipping of the big movie "Run, Brother" and turn our attention to its "logging tired" - the big movie "Where Are You Going, Dad".

……”

On the silver screen, the barrage at this time is already all over the screen:

"The movie review won my heart!"

"This stalk is used, and those who haven't seen the running man don't know what we're laughing at, hahaha!"

"Hahaha, +1!"

"Hahaha, +2!"

……

"Call crazy for Mr. Li!"

"Call!"

"Call Mr. Li!"

"Count me in and call Mr. Li!"

……

The director who looked at the screen was stunned and asked, "Xiaoli, why do so many netizens know about your phone?"

Laughter burst into laughter in the screening room!

"What are you laughing at? Xiaoli, pay attention to privacy and security!"

Li Li gritted his teeth, didn't laugh, definitely didn't laugh.