Volume 1 The Great Escape Chapter 53 Open the door and read the water meter
Wang Xinnan answered very cheerfully, the bald head even wondered if there was something wrong with his ears, and after making sure that Wang Xinnan promised himself again, the bald head was so excited that he jumped three feet high, and rolled down directly from the hospital bed.
"Sister is on top!Please accept the little brother!" In the past, I had only heard of "bow down" in books, but today's bald behavior really opened Qin Lang's eyes.
"Shhhhh Ouch... Ouch... Guang grinned with a headache, and with the help of Qin Lang, he returned to bed with difficulty, his face was flushed at this moment, and his eyes were shining, as if an old bachelor who had been single for eighty years was about to enter the cave room.
He had no appetite, but he instantly felt a great increase in his appetite, and the cup of porridge on the bedside table, which had already been cold, sipped a few sips and drank it all. What the bald head wants is simple, nothing more than revenge.
"Then let's plan first... ”
"Wait. Qin Lang interrupted the bald head that was a little excited, glanced at Wang Xinnan, who was a little restless, and immediately understood. said to the bald head: "You first ask someone to get a set of clean clothes, and your sister wants to take a bath." ”
"Oops!" The bald head found that the two of them were wet all over, with a row of heads, and said embarrassedly: "Look at my eyes!"
Then he yelled at the door, "Waiter, waiter, come in." ”
Wang Xinnan is full of black lines, where is this guy thinking he is? Is there a waiter in the hospital? Is that a nurse a little sister?
"M, is there a living person? If there is one, come in, are they all dead?" shouted for a long time and no one took care of him, and the bald head felt that his face was a little hot and couldn't hold his face, and his face, which was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum, suddenly collapsed again, and roared in his voice: "I can't hear Lao Tzu's words, can I? Believe it or not, Brother A Yao burned down your bird hospital? Hey? I really don't bird me? I'm an immortal board... ”
"Alright, stop howling. Wang Xinnan couldn't stand it anymore, and reached out and pressed the call button at the head of the bed.
"Uh... Or my sister is smart! The bald head didn't feel ashamed at all, he plucked the back of his head, looked at the nurse who pushed the door in a hurry, and her face was slightly red, and she spoke first: "You, hurry up and go to the women's market and buy a set for my sister... No, buy ten sets of clothes. Well, it has to look good, it has to fit, it has to be expensive... Belch... ”
"That, sister, why don't you tell her about it yourself?" The woman's clothes, the bald head really didn't understand, after thinking about it, I felt that in the end, I still let Wang Xinnan tell her by herself, after all, the other party is also a woman, and some things they won't be so embarrassed to say.
Wang Xinnan whispered a few words beside the little nurse, and a look of envy suddenly flashed in the little nurse's eyes, and she quickly regained her composure, glanced at the confetti of melon shells all over the ground, and hesitated for a long time but couldn't help but say: "Brother Yao, you know our rules here, these two... ”
"This is my sister!" The bald head pointed at Wang Xinnan, and then pointed to Qin Lang, who was holding a bunch of lychees, and said nonsense: "This is my brother-in-law, in order to come to see me, they went to the mountains to pick fruits in the middle of the night, and they were soaked." Let me tell you, when I was young, I relied on my sister to feed me with a handful of and urine, and without them I could have where I am today? Xiaoqin, don't worry, the two of them can be trusted! Oh, by the way, you come here. ”
The bald head took out a bank card from his trouser pocket, stuffed it into the little nurse's hand, and said in a low voice: "In the future, you will take care of me, I don't worry about the others, and... ”
"Don't worry, I'm not going to talk nonsense. Xiaoqin nodded with a red face, but did not take the card in his hand, and whispered: "I still have some savings, so I don't need to do this... I, I'll go first. ”
Seeing the little nurse running away with a red face, Wang Xinnan said to the bald head with a playful face: "I can't see it, you kid is quite a woman." ”
"What kind of woman?" the bald head was stunned, obviously not reacting.
"Are you pretending to be calves with me?" Wang Xinnan stretched out his finger and knocked the bald head's forehead, and with a "pop", the bald head almost didn't scream.
"What do you mean ... She has a crush on me?" the bald head was not too stupid, and he sat up with a shiny look on his face.
"Who knows? I won't tell you, I'll go take a shower first, and tell him what you have to say." Wang Xinnan got up, turned around and walked towards the independent bathroom in the ward, locked the door with a "bang", checked around, and found nothing wrong, so he couldn't wait to remove the restraints on his body, and the bathroom soon came with the sound of "banging" water.
"Hey, by the way, brother-in-law, I don't know what your name is. There were two men left in the ward, and the bald head had no scruples, so he took out a box of Viceoy fine tin cigarettes from his trouser pocket, and shook them in front of Qin Lang: "Come on?"
Good guys! Excellent quality, this cigarette is hundreds of boxes on the market, to say the least. Qin Lang took the cigarette, took out one and lit it, put the rest into his pocket, took a deep breath and let the smoke swirl in his lungs, and then sprayed out through his nostrils, thought about it and replied with a serious face: "I told you about this, you must not go out and talk nonsense." Your sister's temper... ”
The bald head immediately raised his hand: "Don't worry, my bald head is a principled person, since I recognize this sister, then I will be a sister for one day and a sister for life." Her secret is my secret! If half a word leaks out of my mouth, my ancestors will be dug up and whipped! Brother-in-law, when I see that you are not ordinary people, tell me about it. ”
"Hmm. For this title, Qin Lang didn't feel inappropriate at all, but was very useful, and nodded: "Let me ask you, have you ever been the name of the Mandarin Duck Hero?"
The bald head frowned, thought for a long time, and had no impression in his mind, so he had to shake his head and say, "I haven't heard of it." ”
"it, such a famous Allure Mandarin Duck Hero, peerless chivalry, have you never heard of it?" Qin Lang despised the bald head fiercely, grabbed another apple, and said vaguely while gnawing on it: "Sister EvenHe, just the four legendary Allure Mandarin Duck Heroes who are invincible all over the world, righteous and thin clouds, and Meng Wei are also! Flying Overlord, Qin Lang Qin Daguan, your sister is called, well... The terminator of evil, Wang Xinnan and Wang Da Beauty. Yes, yes, that's it! Cow is not bullish?
"Cow Batch, Cow Batch! Powerful and powerful!" The bald head clapped his hands with excitement, and was about to say something more, when he suddenly heard a loud "bang", the door of the room was kicked open vigorously, and a short and fat man with a bloated figure like a winter melon and a height of less than one meter five walked in with a swaggering young man with a thin body and trembling legs.
This Humpty Dumpty man is naturally Brother Jiri, who was teased by Feng Xiaoxiao and then threw him downstairs and almost didn't fall to his death, and the young man with a plaster cast on his hand and a blue nose and swollen face is his most loyal follower - Maozi. As soon as the two arrived at the hospital to bandage it, they heard that the bald head Yao who guarded the door had a conflict with Brother Beard, and the bald head Yao also broke a leg and lived in this hospital.
This is a good opportunity to show loyalty and make amends! As soon as Brother Jiri and Mao Zi put it together, they immediately finalized it, inquired about the location of the bald ward, and casually pulled a handful of flowers and plants behind the hospital, pretending to be to see the patient, successfully deceived the nurse, and appeared in front of the hospital bed.
However, the situation at this time was a little different from what they imagined, the two of them were bald and their legs were inflexible, although they were injured, how could they be beaten bald and begged for mercy? But now there was one more person in front of the hospital bed, a thin young man.
"You are ... The bald head didn't have much impression of Brother Jiri and Maozi, but when he saw the messy handful of flowers and plants in their hands, he always felt a little weird, and he was immediately alert.
"Ahem... We... ”
"We're here to read the water meter!" Mao Zi rolled his eyes and hurriedly replied.
"Yes, yes, yes, we are the people of the property. Brother Jiri threw an appreciative look at Maozi, nodded, and then looked at the bathroom where the sound of water came, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he instructed Maozi: "You, don't go to the meter reading yet!"
"Okay, good!" Mao Zi faintly saw a slender figure, and suddenly couldn't hold back his heart, and was about to rush towards the bathroom with an arrow step, but was stopped by the expressionless Qin Lang.
"Stop! How dare you? Ouch... it... Brother-in-law, hurry, stop them!" The bald head turned over, grinning in pain in an instant, and had to ask Qin Lang for help.
"What are you doing, get out of the way, don't get in the way of our work, or don't blame us for being rude!" Mao Zi said unhappily with a sinking face.
It's almost one o'clock in the middle of the night now, who would read the water meter at this point in time? Coupled with the appearance and dress of the two and the injuries all over their bodies, they can tell at a glance that they are not good people, and if anyone believes him, it is estimated that his brain must be pierced.
If you guessed correctly, these two deflated calves are here to find trouble with the bald head, and want to take advantage of his bad legs and feet to ask him to give him some color to see, after all, there are two of them, but I didn't expect that there were still people, so I thought of a lame reason, trying to fool the past.
Qin Lang clasped his hands around his chest and said coldly: "Really, then you bring me your work permit to me?"
"What kind of work permit? Lao Tzu didn't bring it today, don't let you let me hold the hair? Don't let me blame Lao Tzu for being polite!" Brother Ji looked impatient, how could he have any chicken feather work card? If this skinny monkey in front of him has to be entangled, then he can only give him some color first.
"Really, I'd like to see what you can do to be polite? looks like a dung bucket, can you spray on my face?"
"Shiri... Brother Jiriko, he scolded you!"
"I heard it!" Brother Jiri's face was so gloomy that he was about to drip water, and he didn't say much, he strode forward, jumped up with his legs kicked high, his limbs were flat and his abdomen was tightened, and he held his breath tightly in his mouth, and his face instantly swelled into purple, this was actually the long-lost toad on the tree on the rivers and lakes!