The toad went up the tree, this trick was when Brother Jiri peeked at others taking a bath, accidentally stumbled and fell off the cliff, and accidentally found a gloomy cave after the catastrophe.

Although there is only one move, it is said that after practicing to the fullest, it has the ability to open up the world and destroy the universe, as well as the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing the face and prolonging life.

Brother Jiri has been low-key for many years, and he didn't want to reveal such magical skills in front of mortals, but the skinny monkey in front of him was really excessive, and he actually scolded himself for looking like a dung bucket! Do you know that you are the general existence of the protagonist of the novel, and if you don't give him some color, you really use yourself as a dung bucket?

"Damn! What kind of trick is this?" Qin Lang was not in a hurry, and at the same time as Brother Jiri kicked his legs and took off, he grabbed the broom in the corner of the wall, shouted loudly, and raised it with one hand, and the broom pole was impartial and stabbed in Brother Jiri's crotch.

only heard the sound of "poof", I don't know if it was the sound in Brother Jiri's mouth or buttocks, Brother Jiri, who was originally murderous in the air, suddenly fell to the ground like a deflated ball, covering his crotch, his mouth was wide open, but he couldn't speak for a long time.

"You... You are cheating!despicable!shameless!obscene!Don't want Bilian!You are not a man, how can you do this kind of deed?" Seeing that Brother Shiri was "plotted", Mao Zi suddenly jumped up angrily, his eyes breathed fire, and he pointed at Qin Lang and shouted: "If you still have the slightest bit of humanity, stand up and duel with me! Well, it's the kind of one against one, no one is allowed to use weapons, uh... You can only use your left hand.,Oh.,And it's not allowed to attack the crotch.。。。 ”

"Is there anything else?" Qin Lang looked at Mao Zi with foolish eyes, and was speechless to the extreme in his heart for these two people, the miserable snakeskin skills, and the low-end IQ that everyone pity, just like that, if you don't find a place to eat and wait for death, you have to come out and walk the rivers and lakes, isn't it because you have a long life?

Mao Zi tilted his head and thought about it, and said with some uncertainty: "It should be gone for the time being, right?"

"Okay! ”

"Wait!" Qin Lang was about to make a move, when Mao Zi suddenly jumped back and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing, of course it's a battle!" Qin Lang was a little inexplicable by his voice.

"Why are you like this?" Mao Zi frowned, and said with a displeased face: "I am a person who practices martial arts, and martial virtue is the best." I need to warm up before I fight, do you know how to warm up? It's like you have to drink before you get drunk. With these prerequisites, I can show my true strength. Are you in such a hurry, do you want to use the next three indiscriminate sneak attacks?"

"Then you hurry up!" Qin Lang hugged his arms and sneered. Looking at the hairs jumping up and down in front of him like a monkey, this guy's physical fitness is really not ordinarily bad, only three or five minutes, he is already sweating and panting like a cow, and his tongue is sticking out, like a hanged ghost.

"Okay, right? ”

"And ... Wait... Whew... Mao Zi supported his knees with both hands, gasped and said, "Even... Even just luck... Excessive exercise, some flowers in the eyes, you... You let me slow down! Slowly, no... Don't take advantage of others!"

"Okay, you play slowly, call me okay. Qin Lang didn't bother to pay attention to him, took out the cigarette that came from the bald head from his trouser pocket, threw one to the bald head, lit one himself, and lay on the other side of the wide hospital bed in a standard lying position like Ge You, spit out beautiful eye circles from time to time.

"You, give me a cigarette too!" suddenly Maozi shouted again.

"That's not good, I have hundreds of cigarettes! If you want to smoke, give the money first!"

"You... What kind of attitude do you have?" As an old smoker, Mao Zi is naturally knowledgeable, and when he saw that Qin Lang was going to eat alone, he was immediately angry: "You know that I have less smoke in this kung fu, just like a person who lives without a soul, what is your intention? I know! You must be weak-hearted! Timid! Scared! Right? Everyone is a child of the rivers and lakes, so you should be upright and generous, you are such a small family, how can you achieve great things in the future?"

Damn! This guy is really a superb! Qin Lang was a little speechless, so he had to reluctantly throw one over, and after thinking about it, he threw the lighter over by the way.

A cigarette quickly burned to the end, and at this time, Brother Jiri, who was lying on the ground, also relieved himself, but he was still motionless and lying on his stomach like a dead dog, half-squinting his eyes and ears were raised high, his plan was that he would take advantage of Qin Lang and Maozi's move for a while, he suddenly burst out, and then put Qin Lang down with one move.

"Huh" Qin Lang had already found out that Brother Jiri had woken up and was still lying on the ground, obviously not having any good intentions. After smoking the last puff of the cigarette, he flicked the cigarette butt gently, and the cigarette butt fell directly into the back of Brother Jiri's neck in a graceful arc. Brother Jiri almost jumped up without being hot, bit his tongue fiercely, and used the pain transfer method, the back of his neck socket was scalded, and the boss didn't say a word, and he had already greeted Qin Lang's family in his heart, and secretly swore that he would not be merciful for a while.

"Come on, let's fight it out! Who admits defeat and who is the grandson?" There is a way to "fight in one go, then decline, and exhaust in three", Mao Zi, who has been familiar with the art of war since childhood, believes that Qin Lang's heart at this time has already been messed up by his own teasing, and it is a good time to make a move!

Brother Chaojiri made a look, screamed strangely, took three steps and made two steps and rushed towards Qin Lang, who was still lying without the slightest defense, and at the moment when Qin Lang turned around, Mao Zi sneered, pointed his right hand to the sky, and shouted: "Look, there is a flying saucer!"

This move is just right, and it can be described as wonderful. Brother Ji used a self-created sow arch food, and pounced straight over, Maozi was not idle, and raised his leg to directly provoke Qin Lang to the yin.

These two people are really insidious, if they were ordinary people, it is estimated that they will really suffer, but Qin Lang, who had already noticed it, did not panic at all, and he didn't know when there was an extra large durian in his hand, and the "hum" durian smashed directly on Maozi's belly with a sound of breaking the air, and Maozi suddenly covered his stomach and sat back. The so-called no coincidence does not make a book, Mao Zi just sat on the head of Brother Jiri who took advantage of the situation, Brother Jiri only felt a pain in his neck, and he lost consciousness when it was dark in front of him.

"Tell me, who sent you? Already dominant, the bald head is not pretentious, and he looked up and asked coldly.

"Hmph!" Mao Zi snorted coldly, tilted his head out of the window, and said proudly: "Our brother Jiri is a backbone person, even if you kill him, he won't say anything, and the acquaintance quickly let us go, otherwise Brother Beard won't let you go!"

"Paralysis, are you bearded people?" The bald face was so gloomy that it was about to drip water, this old turtle calf could do it! I hadn't troubled him yet, so I had sent someone to get rid of Lao Tzu again! I wanted to show him some affection, but the bald head instantly felt that there was no need for that.

"Hey, how do you know Brother Beard?" Mao Zi looked surprised.

"You said it yourself. ”

"Impossible, I'm tight-lipped, I will never leak half a sentence, you must be lying to us. "Mao Ziwuzi is still there, and the dead duck has a hard mouth.

"Forget it, what are you going to do with these two people?" Qin Lang didn't want to pay attention to these two low-IQ children anymore, and turned his head and asked bald heads.

"Let them go. These two people obviously don't pose a threat to people, and the bald head naturally doesn't want to embarrass them, and after a day of trouble, he is a little sleepy at the moment.

"Why don't you get out of here, waiting for supper?" Qin Lang glared, Mao Zi thanked him a thousand times, helped the unconscious Brother Ji limped out of the ward, opened the door and just happened to take a look at Xiaoqin, the nurse who came back from buying clothes, Mao Zi didn't speak, and walked away.

"Who were those two just now?" Xiaoqin handed the clothes to Qin Lang, and in the other hand was carrying a bowl of steaming pig's feet soup, gently placing it on the head of the bald bed, and said with a red face: "Your leg is injured, eat some pig's feet soup to make up for it." ”

"Pick up the garbage, don't pay attention. ”

"Okay!" After Wang Xinnan's attention and Xiaoqin's performance, the bald head didn't understand her intentions, and was about to reach out to serve the pig's foot soup, when he suddenly found Qin Lang sitting on the other side of his bed, and couldn't help coughing: "That, brother-in-law, my sister has been washing for so long, why hasn't there been any movement? It can't be gas poisoning, right? Why don't you go and have a look? By the way, it's good to send her clothes in! Of course, it's also excellent to take a mandarin duck bath." ”

While speaking, he kept squeezing his eyebrows at Qin Lang. How could Qin Lang not understand what he meant, this Nima dislikes his own light bulb, right? I especially want to go in and take a mandarin duck bath, the key is that the person inside is willing?

The power of her trick Flying Fairy Kick is unknown to others, but she can't understand it anymore, she can kick the zombie's head into her stomach, such a heroine among women, do you dare to want to take a mandarin duck bath with her? I think my neck is long, right?

"Okay, I'll take a look. Qin Lang got up helplessly, carried a lot of bags and walked straight to the bathroom, I have to say that this little nurse is quite caring, and she actually bought herself a suit, and now she finally doesn't have to wear a white coat and pants to live.

Before he could knock on the door, he heard the bald head behind him shout again: "By the way, brother-in-law, there is still a bedroom inside, you can stay in it for one night, don't come out if it's okay, this black light is blinding, it's not good if you fall." When it's dawn tomorrow, I'll take you to find someone. ”

Qin Lang shook his head, knocked on the bathroom door, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anyone?"

Isn't this nonsense? Qin Lang wanted to give himself a big mouth. At this time, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Wang Xinnan's vigilant voice came: "Who is it?"

Who else could it be? Who else could it be besides you, Uncle Qin? Everyone else had that guts? Qin Lang said in a sullen voice: "It's me, Qin Lang, who brought you clothes." ”

"Oh, then you can hand it in, I can warn you, don't peek! Otherwise, the old lady will gouge out your dog's eyes!" Wang Xinnan's threatening voice came, and at the same time, with a "click", a small crack opened in the bathroom door, and a Qianqianyu hand stained with water beads stretched out from the crack in the door, Qin Lang hurriedly handed over the big bags of clothes in his hand, and peeked into the crack in the door, the grass was white in the bathroom, and he could see a ghost clearly!

"Oh! Oops!" Wang Xinnan, who got the clothes, didn't remember to choose a favorite set, and suddenly his feet slipped and he accidentally sat on the ground. It stands to reason that this kind of mistake would not have happened with her skills, but she fell this time completely to keep her clothes from getting wet.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Qin Lang was startled by Wang Xinnan's abrupt scream, and he didn't care so much at the moment, he pushed open the bathroom door, looked at Wang Xinnan who was sitting naked on the ground, his throat gurgled, and he opened his mouth to say something but couldn't say it.

"Close the door!" Wang Xinnan screamed, grabbed a piece of soap beside him and threw it at Qin Lang.