Chapter 167: About My Hometown

Jin Cancan's too ** inside.

"I don't!"

"You promised. The demon prince drank tea leisurely.

"I don't!"

"Sir, go and bring the little girl over. The demon smiled indifferently, raised his hand and commanded the subordinates beside him.

"Yes. The steward nodded, and headed for the door.

"Wait. A certain bean turned his little face into a potato shape and stared at the demon opposite, good, profound, thousand-year-old demon! Just now he kindly rescued her, so that she agreed to meet his request, the two flew back all the way back to Tai**, a certain bean was deeply grateful, a certain demon shook his head, "Don't thank me too early, I want to repay." ”

So a certain bean brought him a cup of the best Longjing tea he brewed himself, and he returned it.

"Very nice. The demon nodded and took a sip of his teacup.

"That's good. A certain bean smirked, thinking that I had repaid you for saving your life, right?

"Wait. The voice of a certain evil man came.

"What else is going on?" said a certain bean continued to smirk.

"You go and put on an S shape, I see, this is my request to save you. "A bean fell to the ground gorgeously, and such a good tea was given away in vain.

"I'm just kidding, isn't it just an S shape? Girl, I'm so beautiful, I'm not afraid that you will have a nosebleed?" A certain bean's arrogant momentum disappeared at once, replaced with a dog-legged shape, pinched the cloth on the table with his small hand, gently wiped his fingers, stood up, propped his buttocks back, and his body suddenly formed a 140-degree obtuse angle.

"Move a chair over. The demon on the other side frowned, and said again to the chief steward.

"Yes. The steward moved a chair and placed it next to the stiffened bean.

"The posture is wrong, the expression is not in place, start over, stand up. A certain demon faced her inquiring eyes, and answered concisely and forcefully.

"Oh. "A certain bean dead pig is not afraid of boiling water to stand up, and then use his body to pull out a 120-degree angle.

"Peel potatoes, your upper body is paralyzed, straighten my waist, be careful that I whip you. ”

"Oh. A certain bean stood obediently, there was a small voice in his heart scolding, this day is over, Tang Sanyu, a demon with a beautiful appearance and a dark heart, she is restless if she is not tidy for a day, pity her little potato under the fence, just forget about the shredded potatoes, but people want her to be mashed potatoes, and she will die on the ground with a palm, and there will be no long bud day forever.

"Don't think too much about it, I just want to see if you have some curves that a woman should have. ”

"Shenma, I have it?" A bean's body was uncontrollable and put on an "S" shape, I have it?

"Bump. Due to excessive force, a certain bean fell off the chair gorgeously and pounced on a dog. "Ouch, I'm dripping my chest. "The curve that finally came out of the ordinary, this one is completely gone.

"Hahaha...... the demon laughed, put down the teacup, stood up, and kindly walked to her side and squatted down, "Need help?"

“……”

"Waiting for a guard?" waited for a long time for someone's reply.

"I'll bite you to death!" A certain bean raised his head fiercely in an instant, and his little hand quickly stretched out and wrapped around his neck again.

"Ah, what are you doing?" the two entangled figures rolled on the ground again.

"I bite, I bite, I bite again. A certain bean directly told him what he had done with his actions.

"Ah, my face, peeling potatoes, you're dead. ”

"Ah, my face. ”

"Ah, my neck. ”

"Ah, my ears. ”

After the sound of "Ah, my chest ......", the world was in harmony.

"Dead demon, you dare to bite my breast!" a certain bean got up from the ground and pointed his uncontrollable little finger at him.

"Slip of the tongue. A certain demon stared at the place he had bitten just now, well, waved his hand, and let everyone go out.

"...... "Tang Sanyi, if I kick that little brother of yours, can it be regarded as a mistake?"

"Wow...... "Wow" A certain bean burst into tears, "Wow" cried, no matter how she said she was also an innocent little girl, could she really kick him hard? This time it was a big loss.

"Don't cry. Seeing her tears, the demon's face changed, and he stood up from the ground and picked her up by the way, "I didn't mean to. ”

"You, bullying, burden, I ......" The small tears poured out like a spring, and a certain bean looked at him with open eyes, pitiful accusation.

"I didn't. A demon reached out to wipe away her tears, picked her up and sat on the chair, looking at her tears, a trace of throbbing pain.

"You're not who I am, why ......"

"Hmm. The scene was harmonious again, for the demon kissed her on the lips again.

For a long time, "Doudou, don't cry obediently, I will make you the crown princess immediately." "Who are you not mine? These words are very lethal to a certain demon, kiss it fiercely, and I am bound to find something from her Who is I yours, and the guards can't bite their chests?

"Well, aren't you doing what you want?" though she didn't really hate him for biting her.

"Huh?" said a demon, "it's very good for you to be the crown princess." ”

"For example?" a bean had tears in his eyes.

"Gold can be used as you like, palaces as you like, and people as you like. ”

"Deal. The tears stopped, and a certain bean stood up, "Haha...... This perk is great. "A certain bean looks at the demon, isn't it just a diaphragm bite? It's the age of the gods, and she can accept it very much. "Thank you. ”

"No thanks. The corners of a demon's mouth twitched when he saw her, Xue Tudou, you don't have to thank you, in the future, this prince will have the opportunity to make you pay for it!

"Gold can be used as you like, palaces as you like, and people as you like. This sentence is very lethal to women, and a certain bean also thinks so, although I don't know if this demon is joking, but the most important thing is that she has a big appetite after hearing this sentence.

"Go, fill a table of dishes for your future crown princess. A certain dou opened the door and instructed the chief steward standing outside the door, saying that the "future princess" was very loud, for fear that others would not hear it, for fear that "the subordinates will make it casual" useless.

"Yes. The steward glanced inside, then nodded at her.

"Wait a minute. A certain bean stopped him, ran into the house, picked up pen, ink, paper, and inkstone and made a list of them, ignoring a certain demon who had been sitting, and then ran out of the door and handed it to the chief manager, "According to this recipe." ”

"Huh?" the chief steward took it cautiously, and after seeing the words on the paper, he made a mistake: Girl, are you a word? Is this really a word?

"How many dishes are twenty dishes?" "A certain bean misunderstood, a certain bean began to get angry, what is his divine expression?" "Your double chin is exposed, Lord Steward." ”

"Ahem. A certain manager straightened his chin, "Steak, french fries, chicken corn, chicken rolls, hamburgers, Gongbao Ding chicken, these dishes have never been heard of." "And the girl's words...... The ants crawled on it and wrote much better than her, and he used his gaze to see what she was writing clearly.

"I used to eat it a lot. "A certain bean raised his eyes and swept over a certain demon in the house, meaning: Isn't your chef known as the world's first chef, why can't he even cook such civilian food, is he an impostor, or do you have no money to hire a genuine chef?

"Is that your mountain food, or your mountain terminology?" a demon stood up, walked out of the door slowly, took the ghostly menu from the head manager, and shook his head, "If you don't understand, you can just give her a three-course meal." A certain demon also looked back at her: The real master is here, and your mountain and wild food method also depends on whether the king is willing to do it for you to eat, if you don't want to make it for you, you should eat white porridge, you should snicker.

"Ah, this is a Shenma thing, isn't this the paper I usually use to practice calligraphy, how can it be in your hand?" A certain Dou completely received the information he wanted to convey, and began to be stupid, snatched the "practice paper" in his hand, quickly crumpled it into a ball, put it in his pocket, and then showed a smile on Dou's official card: "Lord Boss, that one just now is not a recipe, you always serve it casually, you are welcome." ”

"Good. Seeing his prince's slight nod, the chief steward smiled slightly, and retreated.

"Your words are so ugly, and the eyes of the chief manager are not very good, aren't you embarrassed for him?"

"It's not like you confiscated my pen last time. "Speaking of this bean, she was angry, and the small notebook and ballpoint pen she also came over were confiscated by this demon man, so that she could only use the brush used by the ancients to write, and she was not used to it, of course she didn't write well.

"Ahh ”

"You ...... "Waste wood!" littering is a shameful behavior, you know?

"Are you really a recipe for the mountains?" said a demon who returned to the table and sat down, ignoring her murderous little eyes.

"What kind of recipe? This is a recipe from my hometown, and I eat it a lot. A certain bean also returned to the table and sat down across from him.

"Where is your hometown?"

"China. "A certain dou thinks of the hometown where she has been since she was a child, and her expression is a little dark, I don't know what happened to her Dou Dou Dou and Dou Mom now? In that world, she fell off the cliff and crossed over here, is she unable to go back from now on? They have loved her very much since she was a child, although she did not dare to compliment the practice of potatoes in that meal, but I have to say that there are no parents in the world who do not love their children, and that love is also extremely precious to her, so she said that she should not climb that mountain, and now she has climbed to another dynasty.

"China, why haven't I heard of this place?" a demon frowned.

"China is a very beautiful place, but unfortunately, it is far away from here, and no one can go there. A certain bean smiled at him and pointed to the sky, "I fell from above, then my hometown may be very high above, or you can call me ...... Fairy. ”

"Ouch. After a certain dou finished speaking, he was rewarded with a heavenly spirit cover, touched his head and glared at him angrily, "Dare to hit the fairy sister, be careful that I will destroy you on behalf of the moon." ”