"Cut the guard, stop your crazy fantasies, I still kind of believe that you were a potato in your last life, but accidentally the potato sprouts fell too deep and became a girl. A certain demon quietly changed the subject.

"Trust me, I'm really a fairy. A certain bean looked serious.

"Trust me, youkai are more persuasive than you. A certain demon also looked serious.

"Dead ......" Demon!

"Your Highness, the dish is here. Just when a certain bean wanted to pounce and tear it up, the chief steward walked in.

"Present it. A certain demon replied calmly.

"Wow, braised eggplant, braised potato braised pork, braised lion's head, braised bream, braised chicken nuggets, braised gold and silver garlic, braised large yellow croaker, braised pork knuckle, braised boy chicken, braised fat head fish head, braised crucian carp with green onions, braised pork ribs, braised shrimp and lemon, lotus root powder fruit soup......" A bean's eyes lit up, and he accurately said each dish with the professional level of food, and the saliva began to secrete unconsciously, "It's really ...... Won my heart!"

"Your saliva is on the table. "A certain demon struck her mercilessly.

"Where, where?" A certain bean panicked, and quickly wiped the corners of his mouth, only to find that a certain man was looking at her with a warm smile, "Hmph, liar, this girl is naturally beautiful." Kick him from under the table.

"Does drooling have a lot to do with natural beauty?" a certain demon ducked, "Eat, it's all yours." ”

"Really?" A certain bean immediately forgot his enmity and hatred, and decided that he would forget about each other. "Then you're welcome. A certain bean wiped his mouth, rolled up his sleeves, and was full of posture.

"Eat slowly, I didn't rob you. Seeing that a certain woman began to gobble, a certain demon was very considerate and handed over a hand to clapp.

"Thank you. A certain bean didn't even raise his eyelids and took it, wiped a mouthful of oil, and then threw the clean hand directly on the ground.

"Peel potatoes, you're such a pig. Looking at the eater's demon frowning, and then looking at the oily hand that fell to the ground, I wanted to stretch out my feet and kick her away.

"Lying down, poop pigs, nun dogs, family ...... Bean poop pig ......" A bean small mouth was full of meat, and his speech was slurred.

"Dead food!" a certain demon rushed out a noun commonly used in the bean scriptures.

It's a pity that this dead foodie ignored him and worked hard to get there......

"Uh-a-huh. A certain bean burped indecently, and glanced at a certain demon who had never touched his chopsticks from beginning to end, "Uhhhhhhh ”

"Pig-like appetite. This is the conclusion of a certain demon after seeing the empty vegetable plate, and he shook his head very much, "You are really a pig when you peel potatoes, eat so much to drive reincarnation." "Aren't you afraid of dying?

"Uh-a-huh. A certain bean couldn't speak, his mouth kept burping, and he touched his round little belly, and a certain bean lowered his head to self-reflection, this eight-year-old child's belly......

"Tang San, you can find a midwife to deliver the baby for me. ”

"Haha. A demon turned to her side, looked at her round belly and smiled very shamelessly, "You deserve it." ”

"......" A certain bean looked at him pitifully: Think of a way to make my stomach go down, otherwise I won't dare to go out to meet people!

"Well, you stand up and walk slowly twice. A demon smiled and commanded her.

"Oh. A certain bean slowly stood up, went back and forth in the house, and trampled a lot of ants in the house to death without going down.

"Does it hurt?" asked a demon gently.

"Sort of," a certain bean replied submissively.

"Is it up?" asked a certain demon tenderly again.

"Somewhat" a certain bean straightened up the already round belly, in exchange for a big smile from a certain demon, it was indeed "a little" up.

"Is it sour?" asked a demon again.

"Sort of. A certain bean gave a kind reply to his concern.

"Did the amniotic water break?"

"Sort of. "A certain bean," Tang Sanyi, you fallen into a well!" A certain grabbed the tea on the table and threw it at him.

"Peel potatoes!" a demon's sleeve was wet.

"I'll tell you to go!" a certain bean smiled brightly, and turned away from him with a round belly.

"Dare to splash the tea of the prince. A demon shouted.

"What does Your Highness command? A dark shadow descended from the sky.

"Grab this woman for me and take her to the clearing in the backyard. ”

"Huh?" "Do what?"

"Plant potatoes!"

"Don't......" The shadow picked up a small figure screaming like a pig, swept out of the house, and flew towards the backyard.

"Big brother, I have a stomachache. "A certain bean looked at that shadow, could this be the legendary prince's secret guard, who was always by the prince's side to protect him?

"Smack. The eldest brother ignored her and threw a small shovel and a large bag of potato seeds at her.

"Too many ......" A certain bean saw the sword on his body that lit up, and his words turned smart: "There are too many potatoes planted, but it is good for me." ”

A certain bean picked up a small shovel and dug a small pit resignedly, and threw a small potato plant.

"Bury them all. The guard finally spoke, frowning at the potato seed that was almost standing on it.

"Oh. A certain bean responded slowly, and the small shovel dug the second pit weakly.

"Wang Dang. Brother Shadow drew the sword from his body.

"Yes. A certain bean reflexively, immediately grabbed the freshly buried potato, the small shovel dug a hole in the ground, threw the potato seeds down, pushed the mud with both hands, stood up and stepped on the pit twice, while glancing at the shadow: dear, can you still see it?

"There are a lot of extra feet in the back, so you don't need to step on them. The Shadow brushed the blade.

A certain bean's foot immediately retracted, for fear that he would not be able to cut the wrong place.

"Your task today is to plant all the vacant land. A big brother of the secret guard pointed to the vegetable patch in the backyard that could not be seen.

"Shenma, such a big piece, I can't plant until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse?"

"That's your business. Brother Shadow glanced at her: That's right, I'm just bullying you!

"I'm going to appeal. "A certain bean threw a small shovel, and the peasants revolted.

"Hurry up, I don't want to eat dew with you here. Big Brother Shadow twitched his sword, his face impatient.

"Yes. "The appeal was invalid, and a certain bean obediently picked up a shovel and went to plant potatoes.

"I dig, I dig, I dig, I dig, dig, dig, dig, ......dig, dig

"I'm buried, I'm buried, I'm buried, I'm buried......" A certain bean seems to feel that she is burying a certain demon who has shrunk cards.

"I'll shoot, I'll shoot, I'll pat ......" A bean pushed the dirt closer and slapped it hard a few times to show his anger.

"Wang Dang. The sword sounded again.

"I touch, I touch, I touch......" A certain bean lightly touched the soil to show love.

"Ah, I've planted another one. "A certain bean is happy.

"It's good to plant one in a quarter of an hour, and you're just in time for tomorrow morning's breakfast. Brother Shadow reminded her calmly.

"The dirt is so hard. "Push, a bean shovel is pushed hard to prove it.

"You're on a rock. ”

"Ahem......" A certain bean turned red, and moved to a place quietly, this person has no sense of humor......

"That's a freshly planted potato, do you want to mash it?" the humorless voice came again.

"......" Moudou came back to his senses and turned his ass towards him to show his wordless resistance.

"Hurry up, I want to go back for supper. ”

"Bump!" came the sound of the object falling to the ground.

"Uncle Dark Guard, do you want to be so unsympathetic?" A certain bean stood up and slashed a few times in the air with a small shovel.

"Uncle, do you have your eyes?" a certain secret guard looked at his majestic figure and his handsome face.

"Your whole family's eyes are titanium dog's eyes, girl, let me tell you, I can see a few strawberry marks on your neck from so far away. ”

"Ahem, really?" the shadow froze and touched his neck.

"Five. A certain bean stretched out a hand, in fact, she accidentally saw it when he robbed her just now.

"I know, men need it too. "A certain bean looks like he understands righteousness.

"Count you ruthless. Brother Dark Guard gritted his teeth fiercely. "Don't tell Your Highness. ”

"Ouch, my hands hurt. A certain bean smiled brightly, and the small shovel he was holding fell to the ground, and his hands began to shake convulsively.

"I'll just help you. The dark guard pulled out a smile and didn't smile.

"What's so embarrassing about that?" her stomach was almost digested after what had just happened.

You're welcome, just use. "One of the guards regretted that the tooth was bleeding.

"Then hurry up and finish planting, I'll wait to go back for supper." A certain bean put away his smile, clapped his hands, and sat down next to the tree to rest leisurely.

“……”

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds say early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives. I went to bomb the school, no one knew, as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and the school was gone"

"What are you doing?" Before she could finish singing a certain bean's little rhyme, a demonic voice came from above her head.

"Hey, what a coincidence. A certain bean was embarrassed, turned around stiffly, and smiled slightly at the person above his head.

"It's a coincidence, but what are my guards doing?" said a demon frowning as he looked at a dark figure in the distance.

"He, what, is practicing!" a certain dou gave him an affirmative reply.

"Oh, what's the matter?" a demon raised his eyebrows again.

"Dancing hoes. ”

"What kind of skill is that? Peel potatoes, if you want to be lazy, just say it. A certain demon slashed down a heavenly spirit cover, "However, I'm curious, how did you do it to let him do this for you?"

"Ahem, I'm just popular. "A certain bean smiled apologetically, she can't say that your guard also called the flower girl when you went to call the flower girl, and I caught the flower girl and can only help me work now, right?

"It's okay if you don't want to grow potatoes. A certain demon nodded, retracted his gaze, and no longer cared about the murderous face of his own secret guard who planted potatoes.

"Really?"

"As long as you can make steaks, french fries, chicken corn, chicken rolls, burgers, and palace burger chicken for this king to eat. ”

"Deal. "Bean Chef God possessed.